Teach me how to dance

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>"Bring me Emma Watson"
>Watch the HP movies in our onesies together
>If you know what I mean

>>222471669
The tango, or the cha cha cha?

>>222471649
Use my correct pronouns (she/her).

>>222471649
I wouldn't ask a single thing of them. I would listen to what they have to say and that's what no one did.

>>222471649
I would be hedonistic for a bit. Then quickly realize that that's a downwards spiral that leads nowhere. Then I'd probably work on some project, ask them for help when I needed them and otherwise ask to be left alone.

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they HATE the black guy because he's hedonistic

>>222471649
I just realized that the aliens/zombies never get mad and even react badly if you yell (which is good, that they have boundaries)

That would make my life infinitely better if everyone just stopped yelling forever. Especially women. God what a dream.

>>222471649
Turn the world into a museum about myself. Everyone dresses like me and acts like me. If the other survivors try to stop me ill imprison them and rape them while the hive mind watches and cries from the emotional overload of all the screaming so millions of droned die.

>>222471828
All men would do what he does for about a month. But it would get old very quick. Then you want to keep chasing that feeling and the boozing and drugs start. Then it's orgies that are never enough. Then you're fucking fatties, old ladies and midgets just to feel something. None of that shit is sustainable and good for your soul. I'm not surprised he does it. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten sick of it yet.

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>>222471828
remember how reddit lost their absolute shit about that black guy fucking the plurbs. but then when carol started raping the plurbs suddenly it wasnt rape anymore

>>222471865
Sounds like a nightmare. I don't want to be a publicly known person, let alone the emparor of the universe.

It would be even bigger of a nightmare if one day they wake up and remember everything. That would keep me up at night.

>>222471911
You have to go back

>>222471919
Fair point.
Then ill just make them develope awesome video games for me and cook me delicious food, maybe enhance me physically if they can biohack my immune system.
Then you can be happy knowing that you gave them something back for all their slavery.

>>222471649
Make my highschool bullies do embarrassing things. Then I would feel like a faggot because it would be pointless and just show I still haven't let it go and it's really me who's the problem.

>>222471889
fucking fake people is just the same as jacking it to porn or fucking a whore. the whole point is the real connection. but you can never have a connection to a plurb, so the thing has to be soul-killing

>>222472023
Exactly. It would be fun for a while ngl, but it would be artificial, like drugs. And artificial highs never last.

>>222471649
I'd ask them to give me some pluribussy, if you know what I mean.

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>>222471692
the request of a senseless, ignorant consumer
but i respect it

>>222471889
He also gets to pretent play as James Bond, the sex with models is secondary to the play acting

>>222471649
>have the zombies sort themseves out in categories of large breasts and large asses
>all zombies with breasts smaller than 34dd are culled
>all zombies with asses less than 50 inches are culled
Proceed to ravage them with my mighty 5 incher

engineer an airborne bioweapon that transforms all the nonwhites into white people then release it across the planet

>>222471649
>What would you have asked the pluribus zombies to do?
knowing nothing about the plot
this seems like a girl movie

>>222472436
>this seems like a girl movie
It's a girl-on-girl movie.

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I'd ask for the most amazing girls in the world. It would be ideal for it. It would be like a live catalog of all the people in the world. Like let's say there's a girl somewhere in a desolate village in China who has the worlds longest tongue. There'd be plenty of six fingered girls. Girls with 4 nipples. Whatever you'd want to see. If there's someone somewhere in the world, you'd get them. The girl with the fastest hands, get her to give me handjobs. Drink breastmilk for breakfast. Get the best cooks in the world to make every meal. It would be heaven on earth. If you couldn't be happy in this situation there's literally no hope for you. Thinking about this made me realize how fucking hopeless the main character actually is.

>>222471649
I'll ask plurib-Nolan for a complete remake of the Odyssey called "the Chud cut"

>>222471649
They would scan all data about me and send the woman I love to be my plurb liaison and it would be extremely tempting to live a lie with "her," but they are all in there.
I think I would just live with a few dogs until I died or the plurbs got sick of me and turned everything off.
Maybe gather the remaining humans and pitch that we all live together and start over. Make the plurbs teach us medical and survival skills for a year or so before we fuck off. I bet the last people say no though. It would just be me and the mexican guy so that's no bueno.

>>222472495
You know how sometimes you play a video game you like and realize that you can use cheat codes? Then you use cheat codes for everything and you have an awesome time for about an hour, only to get terminally bored and never touch the game (that you once loved) again?
Your little plan would be the exact same.

>>222471649
I would keep them busy on a gigantic project, no matter what it is, just to make sure they don't have time to plot weird shits behind my back.
>Build a dressed-stone wall, all of you, by hand, from Lisbon to Vladivostok, and when you have finished, start all over again.
I'd just keep some of them at my service.

>>222472779
If everyone in the world worked on that project it would be done in a day.

>>222472899
You missed
>and when you have finished, start all over again.

>>222472750
I disagree totally that it would be like that. For so many reasons I'm literally having trouble deciding where to begin. I think your argument boils down to Luddism, (or strugglism?) Any time something improves, something is also lost. In my case, nothing of value would even be lost.

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>>222471649
Travel the world, visit all the monolithic ruins with unlimited wine and beer.

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>>222472495
who's this guy

>>222471692
This, but in current year it would be more like "find and bring me another woman who most closely resembles what Emma Watson looked like at around 20 years old."
With the population it controls, it should be able to find a near identical match

>>222473471
Which sex is more pleasurable? Sex with that cute girl from college you flirted with for a few weeks, or sex with an objectively more beautiful prostitute who will do everything you ask for? It's not strugglism to desire what's real. There's an American Dad episode about that, in case you need that lesson in an easily digestible way: The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari

>>222471649
I would ask for the truth on a bunch a thing, like conspiracy theories, corruption, nepotism,...

>>222471649
Recreate Ancien Régime France and crown me at Reims and then be the King of Versailles.

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Pluribussy

>>222473894
Extremely based, historical reenactment would be a very use for the plurbs.

>>222473719
Luxury problem. Or in your head problem. Like you're basically saying the Pluribus hive doesn't think the right way for you. People have ideas like that. You have to love me for "who I am" whatever that means, for example.
You say it's not strugglism to desire what's real. But what you define as real is based on struggle, isn't it?
Also it seems more like you're comparing the Pluribus world to the real world rather than comparing different choices in the Pluribus world.

>>222471649
I'd open a fertility clinic and start breeding women and girls. No real goal, just a hobby.

>>222471649
I would unironically listen:
>snapshot of every living genius’ minds
>snapshot of ALL the knowledge known to EVERY living person

It could synthesize this (as a baseline!) and then have it tudor me on the most important, most distilled information (in the most effective ways possible)
Similarly, it could do additional research in the most effective ways possible, so anything important that needed to be looked into, I’d have them look into.

>>222474296
>you're basically saying that-
fuck off. I'm saying what I wrote, don't make retarded assumptions about what I actually mean.

If I can ask the plurb to A or not(A) and it eagerly does either, then the plurb is a servant, not a real person. In a plurb world, living somewhere beautiful with awesome shit to do would feel nice, and would help cope with the malaise of living among mindless drones. Having sex with the plurb would feel no better, if not worse, than masturbation after a while.

>>222474825
>fuck off.
This hostility is uncalled for, and you're lucky to get another reply from me. I think you're getting triggered because I hit the nail on the head and struck a nerve. It's your concept of so-called "real" that doesn't fit with reality.

a LOT of SEX

>>222475143
>you used the f-bomb on 4chan so I won!
You didn't even try to refute my first post btw. Perhaps you expected me to reply "based" to your craaaaazyyyyy fantasy of having sex with a woman with a long tongue. Maybe a goth woman too? Because you're so quirky like that and sex is so based
>your concept of so-called "real"
basis of the show btw, imagine getting filtered by an apple tv production lol

ask very basic philosophy questions like "isn't turning everyone into a pacifist hive mind exactly what aliens would do before invading and exterminating a planet? given the history of nonviolence never ever working without the threat of violence in the background, how did a hive mind of all the world's greatest generals, historians, and philosophers in perfect communication not instantly wonder about that?"

>>222476266
The hive mind has all of their knowledge, but non of their will.

>>222471649
Get the fuck off my planet and never come back.

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>>222476889
>t.

Cool thread. So i watched it and i thought it skipped over all potentially interesting sci-fi angles to focus instead on an old karen's moral fight against the weird soipeople.
Why did the plurbs act like such weirdos and why couldn't lovergal argue any point at all besides "if only you'd understand, trust me bro it's great".
I wouldn't want to join up because clearly the plurbs' unity is a descent into weakness because they don't seem to access all possible patterns of behavior, instead they follow a strict additive pattern and that's awesome to fight against since it's predictable. If the ayys who send the signal aren't the invaders then some other ayys are going to come along and notice this Medium RTS bot waiting in the lobby. Gnome saying? It's even almost hinted at one point they can't create any new art or new thoughts, but that sort of stuff is not the subject matter. We have Bitchface (nothing wrong with bitches) whose only motivation is that she was sent to anti-gay summer camp once and since then she's mad at authority.
AppleTV it's the 2nd time you trick me into watching your pretty shit.

>>222477156
>Why?
Because the virus only objective is making humanity spread it to other planets

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>>222471649
I would bring the entire cast of the Dark Knight Risestogether, and recreate the airplane scene over and over.

>kill remaining survivors
>kidnap one of the plurbs
>record a video of me screaming negative things that plays on repeat
>all plurbs die from seizures or dehydration

I'd ask to have the internet infrastructure maintained and have roughly 15-20 plurbs spend all day making posts on /tv/ so that I wouldn't ever lose this place

>>222477202
That wouldn't be the case. If the collective is comprised of humans then the collective would strive for everything we individually strive for which is more than mindless procreation. It would endeavor to escape a dying universe by increasing its functions and mastery, it would make the same kind of plans because it's the synthesis of us.
Seems like a dumb virus, a death sentence, hence my weapon theory.
If they wanted to make a regular alien invasion show then why not just make one, why make it so long and tell so little story?

>>222471649
Ask them what their end game goals were.
Ask them about all the conspiracy theories, government secrets and all that shit.
Ask them about all the unfinished books, movies, things that never got made.
Have them create new movies and shows based on things I like.
Eventually just end up doing weird sex shit, live a life of pure hedonism before dying of over consumption of food and drugs.

Guess I could try to breed a line of people immune to the virus, then use the hivemind to develop a techno uptopia and eventually spread to the stars.
But prolly just fuck and drink myself to death.

>>222477519
>If they wanted to make a regular alien invasion show then why not just make one, why make it so long and tell so little story?
Because that has been done a thousand times, and they had an idea for something different that people are interested in seeing how it plays out.

>>222471649
i'd be afraid to do anything hedonistic, everyone on earth is watching and idk if everyone will remember if it's somehow undone

>>222477540
You aren't worried a hivemind of 7 billion people are working day and night to turn you into one of them?

>>222471828
those two hate all men, even the male characters they claim to love, if they ever do anything with the slightest hint of grey they're a "fucking coward" etc

>>222477553
I was interested in seeing how The Chair Company was going to play out.
HBO rules, Apple is just pretending to make /tv/.

>>222473649
find me two emma watsons, one as she looked at 17 years and 364 days and one at 18 years and 1 day

>>222477582
>You aren't worried a hivemind of 7 billion people are working day and night to turn you into one of them?
at that point what could I possiblily do to stop them.
just enjoy shit while it lasts.
or in the case of the show, since it requires a lumbar puncture just refuse that as long as I want and I'm home freee.

>>222477815
You could easily kill them all

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I would have interesting discussions with chatgpt.

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plurb up
drank
plurb shot
drank
plurb down
drank

I'm surprised no one wants to do space travel. I guess tell the plurbs to work on and invent faster space travel and at least get to see some amazing sights in this solar system.

mostly anal sex

I don't remember what did they do to the kids?
they don't have to go to school anymore obviously but they can't really work.

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>>222471649
Assuming even IF the plurbs were somehow cured, humanity would still be irrevocably fucked from all food sources everywhere not being maintained for months on end and hundreds of millions to billions being displaced. The show is pretty bleak desu.

>>222471649
bring me cailee spaeny, freshly enema'd, and a large case of lube

>>222477580
This. I’d probably just ask for food and keep one around to ask questions. Sticking my dick in one is sticking my dick in all.

>>222478072
this but xochitl gomez

>>222478029
All in Koumba’s basement

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>>222478057
haha yeah

>>222471649
Romancing or a fucking a plurb would be too weird for me as it essentially means romancing and fucking all of them. I would definitely feel the need for individualized companionship. So I would ask them to build me a fully sentient AI companion inhabiting an android body that looks and feels indistinguishable from a flesh and blood human, with an appearance and personality that follows my specifications. I don't think this is a far-fetched request as the plurbs are literally a collection of all accumulated human knowledge and they have unempeded access to all resources on Earth and the full cooperation and coordination of billions of pairs of hands, so they should be able to quickly make all the scientific breakthroughs required for my request. Once I have my companion I'd ask them to mostly leave us alone.

>>222478057
Its not all bad, they probably have a huge chunk of people finally cleaning all the rivers in india and asia that have been poluted for the last 100 years.

>>222471649
Build me a moon base and an army of robots not under plurb control

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>>222471649
you know...

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>>222478072
based

>>222471649
I’d ask them to kill the faggots who made this retarded show. This is the gayest and boringest show I’ve ever seen.

>>222471649
>Shrill lesbian yells and get's angry for 8 episodes
>Meets a man that's angrier than her and she panics in the final episode

Fuck this show

I would make them do jackass stunts

>>222471649
If you would do anything with them you are niggercattle and deserve involuntary euthanasia.

>>222477779
YOU SICK FUCK

>>222477540
>try to breed a line of people immune to the virus
One of the immune was a mom whose son got plurbed, so that might be a futile effort. It's suggested the immunity is not a hereditary trait

>>222473953
Thank you for your cervix.

>>222471649
>the hivemind only recycles and doesn't kill anything to survive
I dropped this crap the minute this plot point came up. That's so fucking dumb it's unreal. There is no way to have lossless metabolism, they would all eventually die.

>>222471649
I'd probably end up asking for a nuke at some point as a deterrent like in the show.
Try to reverse things.
Maybe ask for government secrets.
See if I can get satellite data to see what's going on in the world.

Weird hedonist stuff wouldn't feel right, though I'm not sure if I'd be able to resist their manipulation though. They'd have the memory of every woman I've talked to.

>>222471649
This holy show was copied from the 2003 movie The Invasion. Even the mc is called Carol. I would have sued.

>>222481173
nope

>>222481173
>holy
New word filter? I forgot what i said...

>>222481215
Its not a worldfilter you stupid phoneposter. Turn off autocorrect and go back to your country

>>222481200
How? It literally the same story but as a dramedy.
>>222481248
>autocorrect
Fuck you i rather do a typo than use that.

>>222471649
a lot of degenerate sex, a lot, i mean a fucking lot, like several hours a day, no drugs, just sex, like imagine a blowjob that last hours and hours and you come but you ask one of them to go very tenderly and suck again and again and then lick your butt, that kind of thing for hours

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I'd just try to kill 'em all. Mankind is no longer, and it is my duty to avenge it, even if it deserved to be wiped out. Fuck your virgin fantasies.

I want to send a few hundred thousand plurbs to the moon to build a moon colony for the main purpose of carving my face into the moon, so that for the rest of time for countless eons the man in the moon will be me

it would be nice if they could just set me up in a little cabin somewhere in a remote area of the world and i can chill for a bit while they work on my vaccine.

>fantasy
>ask for supplies and info that'll help reverse the plurbing
>reality
>Christina Hendricks knocks on your door and distracts you until they can turn you too

Do you think that's why they can't lie, actually? Just occurred to me, they can't create anything new. So obviously they can't like because an untrue scenario would be novel, they'd have to come up with a lie.

>>222472023
>>222471889
Im sorry but thinking you would ever get tired of fucking the hottest females of our species would ever get boring then u haven't actually considered it. Yeah they are zombies but prime 10/10 pussy 24 7.. conquerors did that shit all the time in history and they didnt seem to get tired of it.

>>222471649
Get me nuclear launch codes and fuck the earth up
Alien niggers aren’t getting the cradle untouched and on a platter

>>222471649
All the high risk of death labor jobs? Put all the indians and blacks there
And bring me Piper Rockelle

>>222471649
Besides the sex, probably do some big works like environmental rewilding, build a pyramid or continue space exploration.

sometimes my plurbs bend back

>>222482009
History is filled with "conquerors" who overindulged and got carried away to their downfall

>>222482626
Ok

>>222482313
>All the high risk of death labor jobs? Put all the indians and blacks there
I wouldn't do that, but I think some slight eugenics stuff might be very tempting.

Like if I can get rid of a few genetic disorders by just putting those to work in the riskiest jobs, like "pls pluribus, can you make the people with X-gene do the deadlier professions".

>>222476889
Based.

I would be too weak though.

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I wouldn't ask them anything, I would watch my backlog of kdramas.

>>222473649
Have her and the real one eat each other out

>>222479593
It's a show to watch with friends and discuss what you would do in what situation and whether you think this or that character is doing the moral thing.

But I understand having friends is a non starter for you. it is for me too

I would be so easy to manipulate. Just stroke my ego about all my insecurities. I would like to think I would be like Uruguay prepper guy, but I would fall for their tricks.

>>222482009
I got tired of it.

inb4 you don't believe me. I don't care.

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>>222471649
bring me anya taylor joy and make her do my makeup and put me in cute dresses while we play chess

>>222476889
>I am afraid we can't do that, Carol.

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>>222471649
Loli harem and pic related.

Find me the hottest 20, disease free trannies from across the world so I can have a tgirl harem surrounding me. They must be in a constant state of cleanliness and prep to be ready to get creampied. I want unfettered access to a multitude of drugs. I would also ask them to organize a nuclear bomb test out in the desert because I think that would be the coolest thing ever to witness in person.

>>222471649
>What would you have asked the pluribus zombies to do?
Well you can essentially build a world in your image
so i would do that with mad GFs

>>222472023
yea but tight pussy is goood

>>222471649
lots of sex, of course. food service. i would live in a skyscraper and just eat food and fuck, drink and do drugs, aware they could take it all away at any moment and determined to enjoy it.

>>222471889
it would take me way longer than a month to get tired of fucking attractive people, even if they are hive mind zombies faking orgasm.
i think once they started starving, that's when it would bother me enough to stop.

>>222473649
>at around 20 years

Reddit is that way and to left

Hypothetically if you were to ask the Plurb for the most beautiful women from around the world would they respect AoC laws? It wouldn't be your fault but everyone would know.

I would have them build a giant godzilla robot and then I would pilot it and destroy Tokyo

>>222487105
gay

>>222482009
Don't forget that with the population and knowledge of the entire world at their disposal, the plurbs could provide you with a 10/10 chick who is physically a virgin but has the knowledge of how to fuck better than anyone who has ever existed and could provide a new one EVERY SINGLE DAY

>>222487162
They're all women still

>>222471649
>get me a 10mm glock
>arrange meeting with the jeet mass rapist and the bulldyke rapist
>blow their kneecaps off
>take out all my life's frustration on their center mass with a baseball bat as they squirm and writhe in agony
>go back home and play The Elder Scrolls VI: High Rock that I made them complete over the course of a few days
>also kill Vince Gilligan

>>222485345
I see you anon

My niece has a little bit of hair on her pluribus now

>>222488525
kys

>>222471649
Who is Creator of All-Kind & All-Like?

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recreate this

>>222490044
wow you really like hags

>>222471649
I wish the plurblers would plurb again sooner because I really enjoy the show but Jesus H Christ this is a stupid fucking wait for small seasons I am very angry about TV

>>222471828
First thing I’m doing is making these 2 lick my asshole. Then I’m impregnating them both, because I know they would hate that so much if they ever get un-plurbed.

>>222471889
Maybe for you, homo. I did get tired of fucking and drugs and booze etc, but it took 15 years, and I couldn’t bang 10/10s or celebs, and didn’t have unlimited access to the best drugs. I’d do it till I’m too old to get it up.

for me I'd just keep asking for all the dirt on every politician, celeb, and vip just to find out and possibly use as blackmail if they ever revert back to normal.

>tell me who all the pedophiles are
>tell me who the cannibals are
>tell me who are necrophiles
>tell me everyone who genuinely hates white people
>tell me who fronts as a trad christfag but is secretly into gay and generate shit
>tell me who the genuine racists are

not just for vips but also all the people I knew irl. I would prob never get tired of asking various questions like that. endless google/youtube/wiki browsing straight from the source with no lying.

>>222471649
Leave me the fuck alone and bring me taco bell.

While some other dork is figuring out how to fix everything I’d line up every 18+ year old virgin woman on earth and fuck them, so that once it’s over there’s none left for anyone else. Enjoy my sloppy seconds fags

>>222474348
>tudor me
hmm

>>222490739
safe horny

>>222471649
Clean my place, cook my meals, deliver things that I need, take care of my medical needs. When I get bored, they can fly me over to some cool place, throw a play, or drop some top secret information on me to mull over.
And no, I would not fuck the pod people. Ethics aside, my mom is in there too. It's too weird.

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>>222491195
>jerk off one day thinking about your oneitis or some celeb or porn star or whoever
>realize you can have her over to fuck you right now
>but you don’t do it
Some of you fags really are hopelessly autistic. Keep in mind it’s most likely not your mother in there anymore, and even if it was, and somehow it got reversed, the human mind can’t possibly hold the memories of billions of people. It’s not possible. So you can be sure she wouldn’t remember. Most likely each person is working as a node in a system and once the system is dismantled each node only retains its own memories, at best. They probably wouldn’t remember anything from it at all. Or if they did it would be a jumbled incomprehensible mess.

Is the show worth watching? Heard that "it's boring".

>>222471649
Larp as a Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley-like rural community where I tend to crops on a field sell them at a market in a village with friendly npcs. Occasional quests against the boredom. Beautiful girls that are all into me but also bisexual for each other.

>>222471649
there's 7 billion people. let's say half (3.5bil) are female and half of those (1.75bil) are fertile. assuming they're ovulating, i think i can impregnate 3 a day if i focus timing and recovery between each session, including diet and habits to maximize sperm count. estimating 5 sick days per year and some amount of failed attempts, i should be able to get about 1000 chicks pregnant every year. that's 1 in 1.75mil women. the hard part is selection. it would be my full time job.

between plurbed exes, friends, and acquaintances, the plurbs should have an idea of what i like. i'd have them send me 747s full of top candidates (all currently ovulating) many times a day every day. as they exit the plane, they will form an orderly line and approach me, where i will swipe left and right to their face like one of those youtube videos. swipe-rights form a temporary pool nearby, from which only 12 will be inducted into the harem at the end of the day. whenever i swipe left, i will comment aloud my reasons, and a nearby team of plurbs will use this information to better curate subsequent selections. with 350 seats per plane, i believe i could process 1 plane per hour, or roughly 1 woman every 10 seconds. each day i would do this until i grew tired, or bored, or felt i had enough options for the day.

to maximize sperm throughput, i would impregnate 1 each morning, 1 midday, and 1 just before bed, with 8 hour breaks between ejaculations. each morning the plurbs will send me all the women in my harem who are ovulating. 1 will be my morning lay, and several will be dismissed to counterbalance the influx of 12 more each day. my midday lay will be my top pick from the swipe-right temporary pool, and my evening lay will be my top pick from the final 12 selections. this process ensures that i never waste a cum on someone who is no longer ovulating.

male, infertile, and rejected plurbs would spend their time on fertility r&d for me. i could hit 10k before they plurb me.

>>222491609
It loves to spin its wheels and have nothing happen, especially the final 2 or 3 episodes. But the premise is unique and it's interesting to see it play out.

>>222491609
It's fine if you binge it but it is extremely slow so it's not worth watching weekly.

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>>222471649
c-could i ask them to crush their own balls right in front of me? just a good solid grab and just start wrenching away, self inflicting the worst testicular torsion on themselves voluntarily, wringing them like towels your trying to dry out, popping like your twisting bubble wrap

asking for a friend

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>>222477779
THEIR AGES COMBINED AND AVERAGED OUT IF IT WAS A LEAP YEAR WOULD BE JUST BELOW 18 YEARS OLD, YOU SICK FUCK

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>>222487488
m8, this was just epstien and we have emails of him sending fnaf futa porn to other people. even he got bored of torturemurderfucking prime teen pussy

Drugs, food and pussy and cigarettes.

>>222472023
>the whole point is the real connection.
get a load of this fucking homo

>>222472495
asians are real bug people
they are so obsessed with looks and status they put all the uggos in the back row lmao

>>222492652
no i think hes implying that jerking off on discord voice chat is what we need to do

>>222490739
>18+
zoomer moment

>>222471649
Have them set me up in a remote private place with all the food and power and drugs I need then tell them to fuck off and never speak to me again

I would question them for fun, at least for a little while. I would probably reach the same contradictions in the show, if not more. I wouldn't particularly care though. They could assimilate me, I really don't give a shit. Apart from that I would make them bring me weed and expensive food while I played video games and did a little gardening, then mostly leave me alone.

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>>222471649
Would you request her after she got Plurbbed?

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>>222479439
seeing people post Karolina now in fucking 2026 because of this dumb PLURB bravo vince shit when she's (still attractive) way past her prime is surreal and sad

I still have pictures of her I saved back in the early 2010s when she was on True Blood and briefly Justified. This says "modified 2014".

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>>222471828
People in the YouTube comments were seething at Milena and Lola because they didn't like Diabate but made so many excuses for Carol.

>>222471649
Assuming they plurbed my favorite authors I'll have them write books for me so I always have a new one to read
And I'd ask to make my chaperone a rotating selection of big tiddied blondes

I think the plurbs going seizure mode is just an act to manipulate the uninfected against eachother.
Maybe

>>222494030
all the non-plurbs are plurbs pretending which they have to do because Carol is the mcguffin super special lynchpin only immune one stopping them from taking over
any and all scenes wherein they may act plurby in isolated ways that would make no sense for them to act plurby will be handwaved by some excuse that there are rogue plurbs still tapped into the network who might use hive memories against them

>>222493847
>guy does something wrong: "you fucking piece of shit, you fucking coward, fucking pathetic"
>girl does something wrong: "oh no, baby girl, i understand but no"
they did the same shit in mad men

>>222494075
Maybe, but who was that whole ritual for when they assimilated the peruvian girl in the village in that case?
I mean Vince isn't a perfect writer but that would be a pretty big oversight

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>>222494280
>watching media made for females
you have only yourself to blame

>>222471828
of course they do

>>222471649
Demanded a plurb harem made up entirely of look-a-likes of the other non-plurb's families (and also of them too). Invited the non-plurbs over to my castle and then began having an orgy in front of them.

>>222495085
I haven't watched the show, I forgot to add that. I've only vaguely browsed the threads once in a while during airing.

Vince admitted they write the shit season by season. He did this with Breaking Bad. He ADMITTED he gave Walt a m60 machine gun in his trunk in episode 1 flashforward of Season 5 without any actual idea how he would use it.

>>222495255
Why are you even here then?

>>222471828
Subtle, Applel.

>>222483802
>fake nails
dropped

>>222483802
>>222495484
bring me anya taylor joy and have her lay head to toes pressed against my body, feeding me her feet to sniff and lick while resting her head on my legs and giving me a handjob in which she SOUNDS my penis tip slit with her FAKE NAILS

>>222471889
It was already starting to head in that direction when he was planning to fuck the old lady maid in the Vegas episode

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>>222471649
>If the end goal is to make humans more 'efficient' and 'happy' what is the end state look like? If the hivemind gets what it wants, what will humankind look like in 5-10 years? What is the perfect 'final state' of this thing. You've already stopped making art, architecture, most comforts, good food, and anything else remotely enjoyable to most people for the sake of efficiency. Are humans going to end up just emotionless drones waking up in cubes and eating onions green slop every day because it's the most 'efficient'?
Carol is too much of an idiot to actually ask something along the lines of this.

oh and also to keep things silly, if I was to take the sex-pill. I'd ask:
>Bring me 20 girls within 5 years of my age who would find me sexually attractive and who would still consent even if they were told they would be hypothetically a part of some weird freaky hivemind.
I'm decent looking enough and out of almost 8billion people, I'm sure there are plenty of people out there that would find the concept hot. Hell if I was plurbed and a nice immune girl wanted to use me as a living dildo I sure wouldn't mind. kinky.

>>222491944
we haven't seen. If a non-plurbed person get's impregnated or impregnates someone, would their children be immune? or would that purely rely on dominant/recessive genes?
If the answer is yes, I wonder if the plurbed would try to stop you from having more children.

>>222473574
That is a tomboy, sir. She is to be cherished.

Plurbus fucking sucks btw.

>>222494280
A normal man of action:
>kills them both

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>>222471649
Replace my entire city's population with asian bussy.

>>222496524
>pic
NTA, but that's because I retroactively willed it into existence as to use 'tomgirl' in current year as a proper "localization" of 'otokonoko', instead of no muddled, divisive and not quite correct terms such as non-binary, transgender, transsexual, transvestite, crossdresser, sissy, trap, and may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, femboy.

Hope this helps

all i do
is plurb

>>222497015
>may Allah forgive me
Inshallah

Plurbs are probably not having children because they already don't have enough food. So what's the point of their retarded Utilitarian ideology if humanity completely dies out in one generation?