Remember when Bart used to be a 10 year old boy who thought girls had cooties instead of a neurotic 20 something in a child's body who has soap opera romances with girls voiced by Hollywood actresses?
Is it not strange that Lisa, an 8 year old, has had multiple boyfriends?
>>222471831Nah, when I was 10 I had a 8yo gf for a while
>>222471750why hasnt an animated show actually tried to keep up with the times yet? like every few years just update the character models. south park has half attempted this where time moves on but the kids are the same age. king of the hill attempted this poorly in the original run and then had the 20-year-time-lord-time-skip where the 11 year old who celebrated the millennium was 20 years old for COVID. f is for family tried this but their five seasons only spread over a year so they didnt have to update character models
>>222471750Was it rape?
>>222471886Assault, definitely, but since it's a boy it's comedy.
>>222471905Stuff like that used to happen to me all the time up until high-school. Now I long for that kind of assault since I have not received any kind of positive attention for the better part of two decades now
>>222471879Because anyone who wants that already switched to watching anime instead.
>>222471831All of them names milhouse btw
>>222471879I hadn't watched anything Simpsons related since the first movie until I tried to watch the Disney+ Christmas special, had to turn it off after a few minutes because it wasn't entertaining and the aging voice actors were really difficult to listen to. could be kino to release an episode where the characters are all actually age appropriate compared to the original release of the show - Bart and Lisa going on 50, Maggie approaching 40, Homer and Marge pushing 80.
How old is she?
>>222471999>Reddit spacing
>>222472254>a pair of 8 year old girls (whose dads were definitely molesting them)didn't have to be. maybe their parents just weren't very discrete about their sex life.
>>222471969yep just for the record anime gets a hard pass on my comment because they really do this well
>>222471999They already did that at least once. I think they've done it a few different times now.
>>222471831
>>222471750did anyone else never buy into the cooties meme from TV? i was interested in girls for as long as i could remember.
>>222472664nice try, I've never touched a girl in my life and I've never had cooties, coincidence?
>>222472664Look, I know you Brazilians lose your virginity at 10 or something, but...
>>222472664desu
>>222471750The Simpsons should have ended when the towers fell.
>>222472516it almost always went the same way though>homer/marge: zero character development but older>bart: some type of loser>lisa: successful but wound up with milhouse>maggie: wild card
>>222471877you fucking pedo she was only 8 years old you sick freak
>>222471877this was entirely innocent holding hands and kissing stuff, right?
>>222473211out of ten
>>222473142was the child of a 13 year old
>>222471750ofc he hates it now but when he's 17 he'll be desperately begging to get with his sister's friends
>>222473378^This.
>>222471750Bart has had more girlfriends at 10 than most have by 30.
>>222471750he's got to have it
>>222471750Bart's orgasm face.
>>222471905imagine if their genders were reversed
Most zoomies have never even seen golden era Simpsons, think about that.
>>222473259Nah we were rawdogging
>>222473259What else could it be at that age?
>>222471750old simpsons is so incredibly dated at this point it wraps back around to being charming.
>>222471831>>222471877>3-4 years old in nursery school (kinder garden or what ever they call it in yankeeland)>make a friend who happens to be a girl>she follows me everywhere and we play together everyday>playing oneday, climbing over dangerous plywood sheets stacked up-straight>"anon, will you be my boyfriend?">say yes because don't want to disappoint her>not really sure what it means to be a bf but just continue on as normal>our mothers know we are friends and they arrange days to visit eachother's houses>I go to her house first>feel nervious at first because my mother drops me off and wasn't expecting to be in a strange place>we have a good time regardless>her turn>we pick her up>get home>my home is a rural poorfag dump>we just awkwardly sit on the sofa for a few minutes>think wait, what am I supposed to do with her?>before I formulate a plan to entertain her she asks my mother if she can go home now>she gets dropped off home>doesn't talk to me for a long time after>30 years old now>still don't know what to do with womenBut I can technically say I had a gf. It counts, right?
>Blocks your path......
>>222472051>has a tattoo >need to be 18 to get one
>>222475957they're not Mexican, she just humored him and it didn't go further than that
>>222476141>need to be 18 to get one?
>>222476728if they were Mexican though...
>>222475570come on, you did not go all the way with her at that age
>>222471750>instead of a neurotic 20 something in a child's body who has soap opera romances with girls voiced by Hollywood actresses?That was 32 years ago, time to move on
>>222476141Nature finds a way.>>222476784In the US, it's illegal to tat anyone under 18. A few states allow them at a younger age with parental approval.
>>222471750>That picture of some girl on top of him while Lisa watches excitedly on.
>>222473259>>222475717When I was around first grade my neighbors daughters would invite me over and we'd show each other stuff and I learned what kissing was then. I didn't really know what was going on at the time.
>Sit on his face sit on his face!
>>222477766thanks, Reddit
the girls all wanted to kiss you and stuff
>>222475867>dropping your spaghetti in preschoolIt was over before it began.
>>222475867Same thing happened to me except I wasn't a poorfag and my girlfriend played with my tiny cock in my room and showed me her vagina, which freaked me the fuck out because I didn't know girls didn't have dicks.
>>222477915>A few states allow them at a younger age with parental approval.Right, which is why I thought your post was retarded.
>>222471750wasn't this based on some traumatic childhood memory of Al Jean's?
>>222479398Nuts to you, Reese Witherspoon.
>>222471750someone didn't have a kissing booth in grade school
>>222471750You are all behaving extremely Indian right now and you should be ashamed.
>>222479604we had one in elementary school in the 90s. the local girl scout troop was raising money for something or other and since it wasn't cookie season they were out selling homemade crafts, knitted gloves and hats and scarves and shit, and a group at my school put up a kissing booth and all us younger boys would pay a dollar to get a kiss on the cheek and then go off and blush somewhere on the playground and then brag to our friends about how we got kissed. it was all perfectly fine and innocent and i think they must have made like a hundred bucks until some fucking stick up their ass Christtard parents found out and went fucking apeshit and tried to turn it into some big ass scandal accusing the scouts and the school of whoring out children.
>>222471879This was Mission Hill's plan before it got canceled. They were gonna have the teen graduate and go to college, his older brother was gonna age and go through different careers before finally getting his dream job. All lost, like tears in rain now
>>222479680You sound like a huge simp faggot.
>>222479680Don't get mistaken anon. It was an older woman, jealous that she's barren goods nobody cares about, who made the fuss.
>>222471750Girls have cooties.
>>222471877
>>222471750Nah man, little kids get crushes all the time. Elementary school was the period of time where the frequency of kissing a new girl was the highest for me.
I wanted, and got, a girlfriend in the first grade. Cope and seethe, OP.
>>222479680>turn it into some big ass scandal accusing the scouts and the school of whoring out children.Well they were right.
>>222479680Based Christian parents.
>>222479857/thread
>>222475867That 4 year old nurse wanted the D bro
>>222480078It was me but it was with teachers instead. I always found girls bitchy as a kid thanks to cartoons telling me that all girls are mean.
>>222471750Speak for yourself. I had several variations of "playing doctor" figured out by like 6.
>>222471877>elementary school loveEither glorified friendships with hand holding or meme "relationships" where they hang out a little bit and "break up">middle school loveSame as above only you start kissing behind the back of the teachers, and everyone sorta gains awareness of the other gender>high school loveFirst fucks but it's awkward experimentation. Most of these end because college starts>college "love"Basically retarded adult relationshipsMen simping and rejections never end btw. Most "Chads" are just guys who figured out earlier what works and doesn't.Also, post-college most people I know consider their pre-college "young" loves as wasted time at best
>>222480805>>>/r9k/
>>22247175010 years old is past ooohhh girls are icky age>>222471831This one is maybe slightly weird though
>>222471969Unless you're doctor stone where editorial seemed to be deathly afraid of the passage of time inherent to the premise
>>222471750because this archetype of boy does not exist anymore. the world is truly that deeply fucked and perverted
>>222471750>Remember when Bart used to be a 10 year old boy who thought girls had cooties instead of a neurotic 20 something in a child's body who has soap opera romances with girls voiced by Hollywood actresses?>I know a Web site that shows monkeys doin' it.Season 10. 1999.
>>222481658It never actually did exist.
>>222481707it did. i was that back in the day.
Women get pumped and dumped at age 13 and then create an imaginary standard from them that nobody can live up toMy sister is 38 married with two kids and still mentions she misses her “hot guy” classmate in elementary school who was truth or dared into kissing the ugly fat girl (my sister)
>>222480285>Well they were right.That was faggots using the Boy Scouts as a cover to molest little boys thoughIt took the BSA decades to recover from the damage caused by the faggots
>>222471750My older sister kissed me on the lips when I was an elementary school student.>be wondering what kissing feels like>ask my sister what it feels like>"Want to try?">nod>awkwardly kiss>she giggled after pulling away
>>222481707your kind is so funny
>>222481946same happened to me, but with a sea urchin
>>222481771>>>/r9k/
>>222471750No because I don't watch Zombie Simpsons.
>>222472051Who the fuck is Shauna?>t. hasn't watched the simpsons since season 13
>>222471750Hollywood and underaged fantasies... go figure.
>>222471831one for oral, one for vaginal, one for anal, another for anal... and 4 more for anal. it's a fox show. kek.
why do most Simpsons threads get saged and spammed with sneedposting but any discussion of Bart and Lisa's romantic crushes get 50+ posts?
>>222471750>Pepperidge Farm remember.
>>222471750I was playing doctor with my best friend who was a girl. It’s so humiliating think back because no one explained why we couldn’t be friends after the second time we played doctor. We were only 5.
>>222471750What about the episode where he was sending love letters to his teacher?https://youtu.be/OzReLLag-z0?list=PL5e3SbJr_An13Zr4BVHYd1OovrLL0NOLx
>>222484058>boooowhy was everyone in the audience acting like a spooky ghost?
>>222479680This is the worst story have I ever read on 4chan. For what it’s worth, I have been here since 2011. I know, I know, I apologise for being a filthy newfaggot. But your story. It had everything. Run on sentences. Bizarrely low stakes. And a dawning sense of horror that the protagonist was a pedophile. Well done.
>>222484209the greatest horror of all in that story was its run on sentence... too spooky.
>>222484209>>222472488 no this was
>>222483469An Zombie Simpsons character who flashed her tits at Bart.
Who's up for frosty chocolate milkshakes? With a side of ZOMBIE EAT BRAINS
>>222475867Was she rich? What kind of home and neighborhood did she live in?
i did some fucked-up stuff as a kid i regret and shouldn't have done
>>222471877>SHE WAS ONLY 8 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>222485110Look anon... see it from my point of view. A prostitute can cost thousands of dollars... but a kid costs an ice cream cone. Kek
>>222471750if this happened when they're 15 and 17 his dick would explode off him
>>222479457wait that was Reese?
>>222485495Yes it was.
>>222485180the 80s were a mistake
>>222486015I'm not a slave to a Calander... I say we call the year whatever we want it to be. It's the year 1 you crazy fuckers..
>>222480805this is your perspective on the world only supportes by your own experience because you are too ignorant to see everyone else has different experiences. no one liked you in elementary or middle School or you were just too retarded and afraid to socialize
>>222481658i dont remember this. i was interested in girls when i was around 6 7 8. a girl i liked on the bus in 1rst/2nd grade i managed to muster the courage to talk to her and we became friends. then later i got to go to her house and i remember eating chicken in a basket with her. i watched tv and she was on the living room computer playing sims. we had tried sexual stuff. i had another friend that was a brown nigger kid. i don't remember much but we soon later tried sexual stuff like daring to kiss each others privates and i cant remember if i did that to the brown boy for some reason. i think my plan was try having sex with her at his house cause i was deathly afraid of my mean mother. in hindsight i should have instead invited her to my house. i dont think i ever did or she even asked to come over. but anyway i managed to try sex with her after weeks of kissing our privates or showing them to each other on the greenbox,behind bushes. i was in the brown kids room and he played music while me and her tried sex. i was just humping the outside of her vagina and she kissed my chest saying she loved me. we got caught by his mom because like a fool i was, i left home after my bitch of a mother said i couldnt go outside after i had planned all this time for this event. i told her, screamed upstairs i wanted to go to so and so house. the stupid bitch either forgot or didnt care about where i wanted to go. so i think i kinda yelled im going anyway or im going outside. this bitch called everyone in my house to go look for me. she called my father who lived far away. my brown friends mother came into the room to tell me my half sister was looking for me. it seemed fate didnt want me to be miserable forever
>>222483917because feminist agenda is to destroy the family unit. young adults shouldnt be having kids they should be working and going to school if they are European descent. the browns are allowed to though, you cannot question them because that is racist. christian feminism has ruined Europeans abd European descents and its aldo mixed with capitalism too.
>>222479680I have seen this posted before
>>222487000>>>/pol/>>>/meds/
>>222487376had that girl been molested or what?
>>222487487maybe she was just Brazilian, idk
SEX CAULDRON!?I thought they shut that thread down!
>>222471750Reminder the same guy behind "oh no it's the Republican candidates!" Matt groaning got "foot massages" on the lolita express
>>222471750wasn't Lisa supposed to be a friendless aspie nobody likes?
>>222479031kek
>>222475867I told you not to pull out the hdmi cable bro
>>222488218She has friends when the plot calls for it.
