So guys what do you think? Pretty exciting, right? :D
>>222473647It's either Tom Holland or the guy from Bridgerton based on what Amy Pascal said. Likely the latter.
>>222473647You will still watch it
Bond has to be British and like drink and chasing women. Id go with cara.
Like OP I'm also partial to a disappointing bait in the morning.
It's going to be Owen Cooper. I was told by a friend of Stephen Graham's that Owen has screen tested three times already including one with scripts from old movies and a scene from the new one.Screehshot this.
>>222473925>Owen CooperDude's 16 years old... wtf?
>>222473647What do I think? Hmmm what do I think?
AITA for thinking it would be fun to watch? Spiraling into madness as she has to take HRT in the middle of the night, being bullied by the other agents (raped even maybe?), struggling to perform basic feats of strength etc. It sounds like humiliation porn but I can see it working as a Nietzschean movie too if they made her overcome all of that
>>222473970>AITA for thinking it would be fun to watch?I would laugh my ass off during fight scenes.
>>222473647she would get murdered before a single scene was shot. i dont think americans understand how important bond is to the UK, and how important it is to cast the right actor.the only black person that would've been accepted is idris elba, and even he didnt want the job due to the backlash he knew he'd face from fans. no woman can be bond. no american can be bond. definitely not a tranny. it has to be a straight, white male from the UK or a civil war will break out. YES, over james bond. it's a national treasure/cultural heritage/all that shit. fuck with bond and you're dead
>>222474045>it has to be a straight, white male from the UK or a civil war will break out.I think you underestimate how cucked the english are
>>222474086i think you watch too much asmongold and have never been to england
>>222474141correct on both
>>222473925>>222473940Partially accurate. Owen Cooper HAS screen-tested AND it was for the role of James Bond... when he was younger. They're changing the backstory so his parents are killed when he's slightly older.
>>222474181source? reddit or facebook?
>>222474141No, I listened to your elected prime minister Kier Starmer talk for more than 30 seconds. Elliot Page is unironically more masculine than him.
>>222474235reddit of course
>>222473647Trans Bond
>>222473965nick nack
>>222476669lol what?
>>222473965Do men walk like that? She's obviously practiced her "man walk", so she thinks we do, but I don't clench my fists and make nervous little steps.
>>222473647I would love for Ellen to get whatever ridiculous role Hollywood is stupid enough to throw her way. James Bond? John McClane? MLK? There's no role she can play that wouldn't be hilarious.
>>222477373Hitler
>>222474045>believing the gutter pressReal people don't give a toss.
>>222477050from man with the golden gun...
>>222474277>elected prime minister Kier Starmert. Not up on things
>>222473647Considering that it is Amazon that controls the Bond rights, Page as Bond is likely.
>>222474277>your elected prime minister Kier Starmeryour a laugh
>>222474277The Right Honourable Sir Keir Starmer KCB KC MP hasn't been Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland for 22 days anon.Try and keep up.
>>222477486Amazon? The fuck?
>>222473647Are we going to have a fappable shirtless scene?
>>222473647This will never work. Bond infiltrates criminal organizations, sometimes by seducing women. It doesn't really matter if Bond is male, female, white or black, he or she just have to have functioning sexual organs that don't freak out international crime lords with widely different social norms.
>>222478685>the scars that used to be ellen's boobsew god no gross dude
>>222478890Those are female nipples and I can cum to them.
>>222478902lol
>>222473647I wonder a manly gentleman. I wonder what he looked like in her younger days.
>>222478685Page will be shirtless, sitting in chair waiting for an assassin. The assassin creeps in, sees Page, and is totally shocked then gets shot dead
>>222473647that's not true right? That has got to be a bad joke right? Right?
>>222481235You never know, lol, anything's possible now.
>>222477050tourist
>>222473647>The names Bond. James Bond.
>>222482227lol you're a nigger
>>222477313Anon, she got the full monty surgery done. Baby maker and snatch scooped outThe wound that used to be her pussy sewn shutClit pulled out and crude testicles made of her labia and extra skin filled with little plastic marbles. Maybe even got the fleshdog attachment with inflatopump action. She..well HE isn't practicing anything. He's just not used to the fleshy fiasco going on between his scarred and now uneven thighs.
>>222483722>Baby maker and snatch scooped outkek>The wound that used to be her pussy sewn shutewwwwwwwwwwwwww>Clit pulled out and crude testicles made of her labia and extra skin filled with little plastic marbles.oh my fucking god that's sick>Maybe even got the fleshdog attachment with inflatopump action.dude...>Hebro...
>>222478514Amazon owns MGM
>>222483940Oh hell gnaw
>>222473647Isn't she only 4'11 or some shit? The whole movie would need to be a cast of midgets to not look ridiculous.>>222477050Dumbass.
>>222484230HEEEEELLLLLL GNAAAAAAWWWWW
>>222484940Retard.
Kek
>>222482315>License to midge
I'd watch it crash and burn
>>222474086The English have always voted against immigration. It's the Scottish and Welsh who love immigrants, and their votes count too. The immigrants always stay in England though
>>222473647>ElliotCapitulator.
>>222474277Nobody liked Starmer. He only won because voters fled the Tory party. He's also gone now
>>222473647i actually hope they do it because of how funny it would be. it's not like current year studios are capable of making a good bond movie anyway so who cares? i'd rather them making something thats unabashedly a joke
>>222482315>>The names Bond. James Bond.>003.5
>>222473647I just want her back, bros.
>>222473647Why not? Just make everything as shitty and gay and retarded as possible as fast as possible
>>222473647James Bond should be either a Pakistani man or an Indian woman (British)
>>222474045Surely any nationalist love people have for James Bond has been cancelled out by nationalist hate for the organisation he works for
>>222477402Hitler only has 1 ball not 0
>>222482315I actually think they could do interesting things with a midge sidekick for bond, not Peter Dinklage though, I won't watch a movie with that piece of shit in it, and Warwick is too old
>>222488857She's never coming back. She's gone forever.
>>222474045The British public rejected and killed Doctor Who, a 60 year old franchise, because they made the main character a women, then a black fag. And Doctor Who doesn't even have a fraction of the popularity of James Bond
>>222473647I say go for it. Full accelerationism.
>>222473647>The name is Bond, James BondHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>222490232>vomit
>>222490302sounds like you're mad chuddy
>>222473647I actually hope its ellen, itd be hilarious, james bond sucks anyways so who cares if it gets even more pozzed
>>222490232>that nipple>those scars>ab implantsWorldwide just fuck my shit up headquarters.
>>222490613>Worldwide just fuck my shit up headquarters.Cackled like a retard
kek
>>222488116hes been replaced by the same feminine anti anglo nerd that all wyts are. britain is so pathetic its hilarious.
>>222490232How do the ab injections work
>>222473647Ellen Page was preordained to be a sacrifice, as early as trailer Park boysThe very episode she shows up in, is all about tricking men into having sex with tranny prostitutesIn that episode she is playing a little girl wearing a beautiful dress who immediately tears the dress apart and falls down to the groundAnd every scene after that she is dressed as a boyThis poor girl was literally raped like a meat puppet for black magic sacrifices to be transformed into a foul Frankenstein hermaphrodite, and you can see it all the way back then.Corruption of the holy androgyne(in that same episode, ricky sends her off with money to 'buy a cock', while he wears his black and white checks.
>>222477050underageB&
>>222488857Juno was filmed 19½ years ago, you can't fight time.
>>222492881Noooooo
>>222492573Hell fucking no. Only a retard believes those are real.
>>222482315>Next bond film is 7 midgets that assemble like ultron to create james bond>It's an origin for what '007' means
>>222494767lol
>>222473647Eliot Page is James BondInTROONRAKER
Ngl I would see it. It would be hilarious. Also a good movie for /tv/ memes.
>>222495496>TROONRAKERkek
>>222473647They know to cast a White male lead, but watch how much they desecrate everyone else just like that video game.
>>222473647Dr, No BreastsFrom Transgender Doctors With LoveGoldmember (2)PlasticballsYou Live Each Gender TwiceOn Her Secret Bottom Surgery ServiceTransitions Are ForeverLive and Let EgodeathThe Woman With the Silicone DickWombrakerNomorepussyLicense to TransDysphoria Never DiesBelieving I am A Man Is Not EnoughTransition Another DayQuantum of Breast Tissue RemainingGuyballsGenderSpectreNo Time to Be A Woman
>>222473647The name's Faggot. Giant Faggot.
>>222497105lol is this AI?
>>222497365kek
>>222497515Probably
>>222473647this would be a huge hit because people would go to see how much of a disaster it is
>>222473841>Bond has to be British and like drink and chasing women.They can just do the "handing over the torch" thing so many other franchises did. Bond movies aren't about bond, they are just flashy action movies with gadgets and shit.
>>222474045>straightCraig>from the UKLazenbyI don't think you're in touch with how little people give a fuck anymore.
>>222473647>we cut the balls of James Bondcan (((they))) be more obvious?
NEVER SAY NEVER A WOMAN
On His Majesty's Secret Cervix(you see, being a transman he has a secret cervix)
>>222500328Lazenby was a mistake. even he agreed
>>222492573It's a sheet of silicone they cut a hole in your stomach and slide in
>>222473647is it gay of me that I still find her attractive even as a man?
