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>>222475718>Villainous characterah yes, white cisgender man who is proud of his heritage and culture. the literal embodiment evil.
Daeron the Dreaming
>>222475758that's totally not projecting
HOTD would be much improved if the Targaryen women were actually attractive, instead we got one Targaryen hagwitch, one Targaryen tranny-queen, and one Targaryen autistic retard. Then a bunch of black Velaryons. It's so over.
>>222475716>/got/hotd/dunk/...
>Da Greens
>Expression conveys …?
>>222475716>kingslayerGoldenhand the Just*
>>222475797ALICEEENNNTTTT
>>222475799Any reason why they run the clip through some slop filter? beside copyright?
>>222475799She's so pretty...
uhhh guys /tv/ is laughing at us again
>>222475799>>222475849I don't understand how could this happen, s1 old alicent mogged rhaenyra but now she is so ugly.
CHOOSE>Maegor I Targaryen OR Aegon Targaryen>Viserys Targaryen OR Rhaenys Targaryen>Aegon II Targaryen OR Rhaenyra Targaryen>Daeron II Targaryen OR Daemon I Blackfyre>Aerys I Targaryen OR Haegon I Blackfyre>Aegon V Targaryen OR Daemon II Blackfyre>Jaehaerys II Targaryen OR Maelys I Blackfyre>Aerys II Targaryen OR Robert Baratheon>Stannis Baratheon OR Renly Baratheon>Joffrey I Baratheon OR Stannis Baratheon>Tommen I Baratheon OR Aegon Targaryen
>Arya cocked her head to one side. "Can I be a king's councillor and build castles and become the High Septon?">"You," Ned said, kissing her lightly on the brow, "will marry a king and rule his castle, and your sons will be knights and princes and lords and, yes, perhaps even a High Septon.">He is a man of the Night's Watch, she thought, as he sang about some stupid lady throwing herself off some stupid tower because her stupid prince was dead. The lady should go kill the ones who killed her prince.when will normies accept that GRRM still plans for the Jon and Arya endgame?
>>222475855What would you have us do?
>>222475814Why didn't Jaime tell Ned what Aerys was planning on doing?
The team Black subreddit (Twitter post, i dont browse that site) said the Targaryens should had crushed the fake and bigoted Faith of the Seven and replaced it with a new religion centered about workshipping the Targaryens themselves and their dragons as Gods in flesh and fire, and whose official doctrine was that the Blood of Aegon needed to rule to save the world once the Others would had comeTheir point is that, while not "proper" Gods, Targaryens are still magical being with magical weapons, clearly superior to andals and above all, they are real, unlike the Seven Gods. Basically for them the Targaryen Exceptionalism Doctrine didnt went far enough and this was bad for the whole realmThey claims that a Westeros workshipping the Targs as God-king would had still ruled by the time of the Long Night and easily crushed the Others. Do they have a point or they are just joining Rhaenyra's schizo delusions?
>>222475877because its not true. 0 proof aerys wanted to do something like that
>>222475877PrideAlso he thought Ned wouldn't have cared, that he would think he only did it to save his own skin.He got extremely mad at Ned for judging him and decided putting on a mask would be more dignified
>>222475893Like real life politically deranged feminist schizos they believe that totally destabilizing the world by killing all male authority figures and eradicating religion would be a more peaceful and moral solution to strife. They're insane, and breaking their delusions makes them violent.
>this throne was promised to me 3000 years ago!!!
>>222475866> when will normies accept that GRRM still plans for the Jon and Arya endgame?The fans all have their headcanons and biases, some haven’t read the text carefully either because they listened to it on audiobook or are ESLs
Thumbing Nyra’s lip….
>>222475893They are literally raid and the faith acted like niggers until Maegor suppressed them for good, he is the only who curved the faith to a tolerable level but a god kings targs wouldnt stop what happened later like aenys showing bloodraven the targs are too fickle or rhaegar going tull retard.
>>222475856Is it true that they cut a kiss in the final version? wtf
>>222475928>I'm da peepul
>>222475864All right ones except for Aegon II vs Rhaenyra and Stannis vs Renly.
I love Merlin's Morgana and I am glad that /tv/ agrees with meWhen I was 14 and they had the show on tv I just wanted to see her
>>222475877>uh, heckin Ned Stark judged me with a single look!because GRRM retconned Jaime's entire character and had to halfass excuses for why Jaime wouldn't redeem his name and also prevent the risk of the city from blowing up at any random momentwildfire plot is retarded as a concept, GRRM has Arianne's plot fail because "someone always tells" yet somehow Aerys was able to make 6 gorillion jars of wildfire with only 4 people knowing
I WANT SHEPHERD KINO
>>222475864Aegon the uncrowned ViserysAegon IIDaemon I Blackfyre Aerys IAegon VMaelys I BlackfyreRobert Baratheon STANNIS STANNISSTANNIS
Sex with Daeron the Immobile.
>>222475893>workshipping the Targaryens themselvesWOWI LOVE MY BRAND OF INCESTIOUS TYRANT RULERSITS SO MUCH BETTER THEN THE OTHER BRAND OF INCESTIOUS TYRANT RULERS
So in the past two days we’ve had a jeet hbo shill trying to make bookfags a thing and another blacksissy closeted trannylover having a full blown meltdown over Emma looking like Hunty. What did I miss today so far?
>>222475963It's pretty clear in the first book that Jaime isn't evil. He's the only one to give a shit about Tyrion
FUCK ;_;
>>222475954Merlin was a fun show
>>222475759Daemon is so lucky...
>>222475980:(
>>222475964It's not even a good storyline worth adapting. We have eight episodes left, it's honestly better to just create an organic mass riot without a central figurehead, instead of giving us another High Sparrow plot line which the writers would ruin.
Just imagine, we could have actually spend time developing some of these characters so we know who the fuck they are and maybe care about them.But nope. Endless episodes stuck in Harrenhal, Rhaenyra doing the same 3 scenes over and over on repeat and a pointless lesbian subplot (to remind us this is a mature show for mature people who can take something edgy like a woman liking another woman!)
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222475860She needs to be more magic.
>>222475980now post the force feeding
HE IS RISEN
>>222475980is she autistic irl too?
>>222475965>Maelys over Jaehaerys II???
>>222475980Why the CGI ball on that one spike?
>>222476019Two heads, double smart.
>>222475980She was barely even a character until this season
>>222476015Yep, she brought that "energy" to the character.
>>222475994kek ai gold
>>222476013Blessed be his name
>>222475937Yes. It was leaked on the WB website with press release photos. And later taken down.
>>222476035Basically how it works?
>Rhaenyra actually making stupid mistakes that can't be handwaved as being the fault of some MAN undermining her in the last episode>sites complain how sexist it is.It's all so tiresome.
>>222475919>No i think people generally want to have their husband or wife with them if their child dies, even if they get raped walking down the kings roadhe was with her when the child died, did you watch the show? it's like i'm talking to a brick wall. he left to go get a better job, so that he can feed his family so that nobody starves again.>I dont think you understand anything to be honestmy comment was related to you stating that "women will rather starve themselves and their husbands than spend 2 weeks seperated from their husbands".>War had not come to Tumbleton, it was mostly in the Riverlands when she suggested they go thereand now war has come to tubmleton. it's almost as if tubmleton is between KL and riverlands. what a shock, how could the war be here now?>It was either that or to stay in Kings Landing and die from starvationher freeloading with her brother is a short term solution while her husband is out getting a better job. now that he has that job, and its clear tumbleton is about to be hit by war, what logic is there with the woman wanting to stay in tumbleton? like what is the trade offer here, she receives death if she stays in tumbleton vs. she gets to live with hugh back in KL where she will probably get to live in the red keep?>Are you talking about Tumbleton or Kings Landing?>Because when she talks about leaving for Tumbleton there was no army close to it, there were armies close to Kings Landingwhat gave you the impression we are talking about KL being sieged? the city was never in threat of being sieged. and what army would siege KL? they have 6 dragons my nigga.
>>222475913>be Ned>arrive to Lannister raping and murdering half of King's Landing>gates opened without a fight>go to red keep>see pic related>kingsguard in charge of the city's defense is lounging on the iron throne with Aerys corpse on the floor>did nothing to protect Elia or her kids>obvious he coordinated with his father for the overthrow>Jaime says nothing to defend himself, gives a smug comment about keeping the throne warm for Robertmaybe Jaime should have told him that Pycelle was Tywin's stooge and that he convinced him to open the gates against Jaime's own advice? Or that the city was rigged to explode?reality is that GRRM is a hack who retconned the whole event
>>222476019He’s a big guy
>Wait I don't have total air superiority?>ACKKKKKKKKKK SAVE ME FROM JON ROXTONKWAB
>>222475864>Maegor I Targaryen OR Aegon TargaryenAegon>Viserys Targaryen OR Rhaenys TargaryenRhaenys>Aegon II Targaryen OR Rhaenyra TargaryenAegon II>Daeron II Targaryen OR Daemon I BlackfyreDaeron II>Aerys I Targaryen OR Haegon I BlackfyreAerys I>Aegon V Targaryen OR Daemon II BlackfyreAegon V>Jaehaerys II Targaryen OR Maelys I BlackfyreJaehaerys II>Aerys II Targaryen OR Robert BaratheonRobert Baratheon>Stannis Baratheon OR Renly BaratheonRenly Baratheon >Joffrey I Baratheon OR Stannis BaratheonStannis Baratheon>Tommen I Baratheon OR Aegon TargaryenAegon Targaryen
>>222476087>reality is that GRRM is a hack who retconned the whole eventAre you going to cry about the best change in the history of changes every single thread lil bro?
>>222476019He bore the sword
>>222475939God I hate the "only *I* can see what a bad thing this is" self insert characters.It's the drama version of a laugh track, someone who's there to say if a plot point is a positive or a negative.
>>222475716mysaria got a golden ticket. set sail for vacationland with enough gold to be rich without the trappings of power. leaves right as queen dragon girl dons the evil wardrobe and gives a fruitloop speech about how she was "chosen" by god to rule (sound familiar?)
>>222476098Can I ask why all the Rivermen were just standing around outside the castle while Daemon and Lord Whos-it-from-who-cares are fighting to the death in the castle? There were thousands of them in formed lines outside the castle pretty far away, and very few even inside the walls.Also, if Ormund is such a pansy about bad smells and starts throwing up because he got blood in his mouth then wouldn't he be cognizant of this fact about himself and realize he should stay away from the battle somewhere instead of rushing off on his own to the walls to fight. He's not even a renowned fighter or anything, so it's not like he'd be much use up at the walls. Should have just hid around somewhere and claimed he was "protecting the King" or something.
>>222476147>God I hate the "only *I* can see what a bad thing this is" self insert characters.It's particularly bad in this case because the real myseria was a crazy greedy bitch no da peepo chambion
Say something nice about Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen, first of her name, true heir to the Iron Throne, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm
>Hightowers are superi...ACK
>>222476167Sit on my face
>>222476167She was a rapist.
>>222475893>all these people are leftists>story written by a leftist>glorify the targARYANs who are obsessed with their racial superiority, blood purity, choose red and black as their colors, and live a might makes right lifestyle that has involved enslaving their racial inferiors for thousands of yearsthe psychology of these people is fascinating, meanwhile they despise Bobby B for getting rid of the Targs because he likes to drink and fuck which makes him the worst human to ever live. An amazing example of the NPC mind
>>222476167
>>222476051She couldn't do her job even slightly and show some sign of being into it? Completely tensed up with her hands lightly touching his side instead of holding him.No wonder they cut it
>>222476083>he was with her when the child diedYes and then he left, when she begged him to be with herYou are so dumb>"women will rather starve themselves and their husbands than spend 2 weeks seperated from their husbands"I never said that, you just made that up>and now war has come to tubmletonYes after she got there, are you this dumb?>her freeloading with her brother is a short term solutionMaybe, maybe she and Hugh could have found work there, it does not matter because the war happened and she is dead>what logic is there with the woman wanting to stay in tumbleton?She said she did not want to abandon the rest of her family, she was also angry because her husband was not with her after he daughter die, are you really gonna be shocked about a woman being angry after her husband leaves her after their child dies and she get raped a little bit?>what gave you the impression we are talking about KL being sieged?Because you are an idiot that does not realize how stupid you sound>the city was never in threat of being siegedExcept it was bascially sieged by the blockade and the Velaryons were on their way>what army would siege KL?Velaryons and the rivermen>they have 6 dragons my nigga.WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE RHAENYRA TAKES THE CITY YOU FUCKING RETARDCANT YOU EVEN REMEMBER THE SERIES OF EVENTS THAT HAPPEND TO THIS RETARD AND HIS WIFE?For fucks sake, Hugh's wife has left Kings Landing at this pointYou are so dumb
>>222476180>be a white man who is proud of your heritage>get humiliated sexually, with your scene having comedic undertonesi am noticing
>>222476158Ormund mentally prepared himself for the battle, he just underestimated how much the cleanest norfman smells.
>>222476220Rhaenyra is submissive to Daemon in sex and romance.
>>222476209They don't like Bobby because he is a toxic Male. It has nothing to do with drinking and fucking.
>>222476209It mirrors their real life Satanic values of worshipping “science” and their own individualism, do what thou wilt and so on. Very revealing, they’re not atheists they just worship money, fame, or whatever whims they’re feeling that day.
>>222475994>I AM THE MOSHIACH WHO WAS PROMISED
>>222476165That would involve a negative female character and can't have that.There's been exactly one overtly bad female character and it was the swashbuckling pirate chewing up the scenery in a "badass" way.
>>222475893>>222475935>>222476167There is no god but Rhollor and Azor Ahai is his messenger. All of these filthy kafir will burn inshallah
>>222475937can't have heterosexual romance in this gay show
>>222476242Art imitates reality
>>222476252It wasn't the smell of the Northmen that got him the most. It was Black Aly's rancid pussy stench, even from miles away
>>222476260>toxic MaleMeaningless descriptor
>>222476269She also said that they were living in hellThats kinda depressing
>>222476260It's actually because he's fat.
>>222476281>Art imitates reality
>>222475716Was defending Tumbleton actually doable even without Silverwing betrayal? Without Daemon using Caraxes on the battlements (only really busting through the gate, and then going on horseback) you are left with 15,000 Hightower men vs 20,000 Northerners+Rivermen. A 5,000 man advantage, and THEN you are taking into account the Hightower's defender advantage. The walls aren't really tall at all, but its still enough to make it painful for the enemy to arrive, as we can see in the show.Genuinely pretty ok odds.
>>222476242Don't forget Reek.He got sexually humiliated and mutilated and it was joked about (sausage.gif) . Not a peep from all the people complaining about the other rape in the show though.
>>222476269There are no gods but two, The Lord of Light and The Great Other.
>>222476291Core Ideas of Toxic MasculinityToughness: The belief that men must always be physically strong, aggressive, and free of fear.Anti-Femininity: The rejection of anything considered soft, caring, or feminine, including showing sadness or asking for help.Power and Control: The idea that a man's value depends on his status, dominance, and financial or social power over others. How It Harms MenMental Health: Discouraging emotional expression leads many men to hide anxiety, depression, or distress. This reluctance to share pain often results in higher rates of untreated mental health struggles. Physical Health: Suppressing weakness causes some men to ignore injuries, avoid routine medical checkups, or reject preventative care because they view seeking help as unmanly. Risky Habits: Adhering to these rigid rules can drive dangerous behaviors, such as heavy drinking, reckless driving, or physical overexertion.
>>222475893but the Seven are literally real too
>>222476314Only problem is that they have no relief force unless the Stormlands join them
These two are great together. One of the only reasons to watch this slop.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
Why do you hate her?
>>222476180Ormund was a anti colonialist he simply wanted to free his lands from foreign invaders and quisling scum.
>>222476115>best change>a half-assed, sloppy, "redemption" for Jaime(he's still actively doing everything he can to support Lannister/Frey interests)>cost is making everybody involved with the Targ loyalists an absolute retard>even makes people like Varys look retardedmaking the entire plot worse for the sake of attempting to make 1 character look better is retarded. It even requires shit like Cersei being a prophecy driven lunatic to make Jaime look better. It's awful and one of the best IQ filters in the series, anybody who likes le heckin epic twist that the TRUE knight is the sister-fucking, kingslaying, child crippler is a clown. It's not even original considering GRRM already executed it better with the Hound
>>222475893>The faith is fakeTell that to Syrax
>>222475860They are intentionally making her ugly, it's disgusting.
>>222476333>and free of fearI am not free of fear but still i protectBecause that is braveryToxic males lose and brave-chads wins
>>222476357Terrible character, terrible acting, tons of screentime
>>222476343Seven don't have magic feats like Lord of Light and Old Gods and Targ blood mages or even Rhoynish water shit does
>>222476333Faggot or foid hands typed this.
>>222476363>a half-assed, sloppy>he's still actively doing everything he can to support Lannister/Frey interestsThat's the opposite of half assed and sloppy, instead of a 180 turn he's slowly, very slowly, changingEvery time you discuss this topic you embarrass yourself yet you keep bringing it up>cost is making everybody involved with the Targ loyalists an absolute retardNo, the mad king was ALWAYS a mad cunt, that's you failing to read the first book of the series properly and making headcanon in your head about how Ned and Robert were just lying the whole timeThe only thing that changed where the specific details.
>>222476158Not their problem lol
>>222476297No it's the opposite. What we have now being the worst thing there is is a reassuring thing, other faiths tell you that there are things infinitely worse.
>>222476087How is he able to lounge on the throne like that? Is he the rightful king?
>>222476230>Yes and then he left, when she begged him to be with herI am going to say this once, Hugh left to go get more money. They need money to buy food. If no money, they starve.>I never said that, you just made that upThen, why are you pretending like hugh leaving to get a better job is more retarded than staying and starving to death?>Yes after she got there, are you this dumb?And once again, I am saying this only once. Hugh's wife, now that Hugh is back, and the enemy has occupied the city, to which Rhaenyra is sending her army, refuses to leave said city. Why?>Maybe, maybe she and Hugh could have found work there,Again, it's war time. It's a refugee crisis. Just how much do you think you will find in a refugee city that is getting loaded with blacksmiths from every town and city in the region? And what other work? It's not the 21st century where you can just invent a job, the city is about to be utterly fucking raped by an enemy with a superior military force, you are lucky if some desperate guy doesn't just shank her and hugh in their sleep for a piece of silver.>She said she did not want to abandon the rest of her family, she was also angry because her husband was not with her after he daughter dieSo she wants to die? Explain to me why she wants to die. >are you really gonna be shocked about a woman being angry after her husband leaves her after their child dies and she get raped a little bit?Do you know what's worse than being raped a bit? Getting raped and then killed once your city gets sacked which it will, because the enemies have a superior military force.>how stupid you soundDoesn't explain why you thought KL would be getting sieged. By what army?>Except it was bascially sieged by the blockadeA blockade isn't a siege.>Velaryons were on their wayThey were going to siege KL? With what? Did they have siege ladders like the vikings?>Velaryonskek, viking siege ladders it is
>>222476435>What we have now being the worst thing there is is a reassuring thingBut if its hell then everyone is stuck there and its never gonna get better?
>>222476403It's clearly ai feces.
>>222476230>BEFORE RHAENYRA TAKES THE CITY how will the rivermen siege king's landing? let's hear this fanfic. or did you mean rhaenyra will burn it down? aren't we a bit premature for a mad queen surprise twist?
>>222476407>No, the mad king was ALWAYS a mad cuntPlay disproves it. People just couldn't handle his bantz and every bad thing in the realm was the fault of faggots and dornish.
>Noooo Ormund put children on the walls!Alright, so just don't fucking kill them then? It's not like you're firebombing the place?>Noooo they put them in front of the gatesFly over them and smash them from inside? You're on a dragon.Seems like the Blacks just really love babe-killing to me.
>>222476143No he didn't
>>222476462When we defeat the great other we will all live happily ever after in a world free of evil.
>>222476260He had a problematic age gap with a teenaged prostitute. Never mind Daemon marrying his own niece that he groomed
>>222476505>"Mad"? Nah, I'm just really really funny
>Noooo Ormund put women on the wallsRape them?>Noooo they put them in front of the gatesRape them harder
>>222476461>Hugh left to go get more moneyNo he left to get a dragon, where he could have died and many did>Then, why are you pretending I am not you are just an idiot>And once again, I am saying this only once.I dont believe you>refuses to leave said cityShe literally said that she would not abandon the last of her family>Again, it's war timeYes and people still work during war-time>So she wants to die? I doub that, you are just a retard that does not understand that family can be important for people>Do you know what's worse than being raped a bit?Yes thinking your husband is dead and him not being with you after your child dies>By what army?Retard>They were going to siege KL?They were literally on their way, watch the show>kekSo you ignored the Rivermen part of my answer like a retard
>>222476408Cowardly Rivermen when they realize they'll be fighting a dragon and not just women and children.
>>222476165It would have been very funny, and slightly plot redeeming, if she was escorted out of the city on the pretence of being sent home to Pentos but was in fact quietly murdered out of view of the public.
>>222475814Based.
>>222476497>how will the rivermen siege king's landing?The same way they sieged Tumbleton?
>>222476509Ormund waged a people's war against imperialist Tagshits. Nothing is illegal in the struggle
>>222476390>daemyradaily
fuck helaena for not using her dragon. what was her excuse again? >i dun wan eetaemond tried but shes was a complete sperg
So far we have seen the seven>resurrect sunfyre>resurrect Duncan the tall>save Davos life from certain deathHave the so called Valyrians or Targaryen “gods” done anything to create rather than destroy?
>>22247631415,000 men in a massively defensive position would win it easily.Even with the dragon breaking the gate, the city entrance is a massive chokepoint and you can set up countless traps and ambushes along the streets as the invading forces split up.
>>222476597>what was her excuse again?Dragons change their riders with blood magic or something like that
>>222476242>>222475758>the obvious zogslop show I'm willingly watching has zogslop in it. How could this happen?
Why didn't Ormund just use his Hightower's teleportation magic to teleport away from Roddy? Was it on cooldown from teleporting Ulf to his dragon?
>>222476513It’s not actually confirmed what happened to it after Bittersteel’s death and I misremembered fan speculation as canon.
>>222476461>Explain to me why she wants to die.Because she realised she was Indian
>>222476625I believe current speculation has it in a trunk with Ilyrio, but I doubt Maelys wielded it seeing as he got btfo and it would have very likely been retrieved
reminder that chadmund chadtower beat roddy "the reddit" in a fair 1v1 fight until he got a bit sick
>>222476606>Implying the Seven would resurrect a dragon, a man made demon created by Valyrian blood magic and human sacrifice.
>>222476407>No, the mad king was ALWAYS a mad cunti'm not saying he wasn't, I'm pointing out that somehow not a single person in the city noticed the massive amounts of wildfire being moved around the city. Not a single wagie pyromancer told somebody about the missing wildfire, even if they didn't know the purpose. That Varys somehow didn't stumble across it for 16 years, that Jaime hunted the 3 other pyromancers for days(during which they could have lit the caches) instead of telling the truth so a search could be organized, etc. For not a single soul to find out about it and thus vindicate Jaime far earlier in the timeline. It's shit writing, GRRM obviously needed something absurd to justify Jaime's actions and he came up with this trash even if it makes no sense. Compared to other twists and plot elements it's absurdly sloppy. Then to justify the treasonous sister fucking, GRRM turns Cersei into a parody character by introducing a retarded prophecy to shift blame onto her as the toxic element in Jaime's life. Overall GRRM damaged his own worldbuilding for a single character arc, not a good trade desu. You have to turn off your brain like an NPC to enjoy it, that's why show onlys and casuals like it so much because they don't think about it. The complete 180 over the years on Rhaegar is a direct consequence of Jaime's arc
>>22247631415.000 men in any defensive position would usually trounce 20.000 (most of whom weren't even committed to the battle), but I think the writers forgot Ormund was marching with an entire army and not a small garrison.
>>222476665Well buddy it happened so i guess the Seven must have willed it
>>222476565criston cole and his men were like the vietcong
>>222476665Sunfyre is a good purified boy who goes to sept now, like Tessarion.
>>222476670Is it ever stated that Varys didn't know about this, know his plan with Aegon letting Kings Landing get fucked up doesn't seem to ruin him or that plan
>>222476579
>>222476679He never died you retard religious fanatic.
>>222476542>No he left to get a dragon, where he could have died and many didYou think being a dragonrider has worse benefits and pay than being a blacksmith? >I am not you are just an idiotOk then explain with clear (to a male) logic, why Hugh's wife wants to die, which she will, by refusing to leave the city by throwing a hissy fit because her husband had to disappear to find a better job or they would both die.>I dont believe youWell, best believe.>She literally said that she would not abandon the last of her familyYou are a broken record. Yes, you already said it. But you didn't explain why she would rather choose death.>Yes and people still work during war-timeRefugees don't. Not in a city who already has to shelter its base population. What work are the refugees doing? Pray tell.>I doub that, You doubt? How do you doubt it? Do you think being stuck in a city that's about to be sacked as a woman is a good prospect? >Yes thinking your husband is dead and him not being with you after your child diesDid you mix up your responses? Try reading the post before you reply, you will just end up wasting your time otherwise.>They were literally on their way, watch the showYou don't have much of an understanding on medieval sieges work since you thought a blockade is one, but I can assure you, the Velaryons were not on their way to siege KL, half way around the world, with no siege engines, or any capability to conduct siege in the first place.
>>222476665the high septon said it so its true. stop being a heathen
I think I know how Aemond can prove he is truly sorry.
>>222476737Why does he have those?
The show is bullshit. I only watch for them now.
>>222476745King Aegon the Magnanimous cares about servant girls' pleasure more than he cares about his.
>>222476696would anybody feel comfortable living in a city for 16 years, knowing that it could explode at any moment if a drunk guy stumbled into the dragonpit? Or if some shanty in flea bottom started on fire and ignited the caches?and cities got destroyed by regular fires all the time historically, the wildfire would turn king's landing into a glass crater if it went off. There would be no king's landing for faegon to rule. If Varys knew he'd tell somebody ASAP
>>222476737he was gay, aegon targaryen?
>>222476670>for 16 yearsI don't think it's even REMOTELY implied this was going on for 16 years, the mad king wasn't even the mad king for 16 years for fucks sake> turns Cersei into a parody character As opposed to the level headed person she was before that>casualsYou think the wildfire plot went on for 16 years, you don't get to call anyone a casual, pick up the books and do not speedread, then come back.Every single time you bring this up you reveal that you didn't understand even simple things about the plot, at WORST its a bit of a contrivance yet you claim it "ruins the worldbuilding" while presenting no arguments as to why, without counting arguments such as>it turns cersei toxic towards jaime!When the other option, the one you propose, is "both are toxic and evil lol". You act like something was ruined, when that something is just lamer, worse and more boring.What does Jaime "ruin"? Characters who are already fucking dead by the time the first book starts? Cersei could have been 5% less evil?
>>222476754Matt smith is really ugly
>>222476761He knew and was selling it off to Essos for years and funneled the gold to the Golden Company. There is no more wildfire and Cersei's attempt to nuke Tyrells will result in wet fart.
>>222476761>for 16 yearsWhy do you keep repeating this lol the wildfire plot is a thing of the last year of his rule at most
>>222476793Unique looking doesn’t mean ugly.
>>222476718>You think being a dragonrider has worse benefits and pay than being a blacksmith?No i think dying has worse benefits than being alive>why Hugh's wife wants to dieShe does not, she just dont want to abandon her family>You are a broken recordSurely you are talking to yourself?>she would rather choose deathAgain retardDo you think that choosing to stay with your family just because a war is happening is the same as saying "Gosh i really wanna die"Because then i cant help with your mental retardation>Refugees don'tThey literally do, espacially in a fucking medieval society>Do you think being stuck in a city that's about to be sacked as a woman is a good prospect?Ive already answered this retard>Try reading the post before you replySame>You don't have much of an understanding on medieval siegesAgain you are leaving out the fact that i also said the Rivermen, why are you being this retarded on an unrelated pointThis spergout of yours started because you could not understand why Hughs wife would be mad after he left her when she wanted them to be togheter after their daughter died and now you are sperging out about everything elseFor fucks sake
>>222476781>>222476800Oh wait, you mean right now? Why would Varys fucking care? The pyromancer don't do anything anymore, the wildfire was used for the battle of blackwater too
They need to fire the costume designer for season 3 and bring back season 1’s artist.
Ormunds sleeper agents in Kings Landing are going to cash in massively on the murder of the high septon leading to the storming of the pitslmao Ormund gets the last laugh.
>>222476820No he’s ugly not unique.
Ormund used Greenhand-Hightower magic to warg Tessarion before he was killed.
>>222476878I think he’s handsome. I’m a girl btw..
>>222476859I don't like how much of the small folk unrest toward Rhaenyra is because of Ormund conspiracy
>>222476896Post boobies
>>222476896>I think he’s handsome. I’m a girl btw..Good news for ugly guys
>>222476896so whats his secret? his face is fugly and now hes also fat. yet foids lust after him
He’s so protective. Besides that one out of character choking season from season 1 they put in for no reason. I love him.
Imagine being a woman and having bad taste?
>>222476947>?No
>>222476934Rhaenyra just likes getting choked, she's a bottom
>>222476947Unless you are literally gay I fear that it's up to women to decide if he's attractive or not
Where is Unwin Peake
Is Nyra finally going to be cruel and start torturing and killing people next season?
>>222476964
>>222476908>>222476928He’s not ugly. He has a handsome square jaw and chin. Defined features. Sexy as fuck voice.>>222476964He’s dangerous but can’t help but feel attracted to it.
>>222476823>No i think dying has worse benefits than being aliveWho's dying? What are we talking about here?>She does not, she just dont want to abandon her familyWould you say that jumping off a building, from the 5th floor, to get down on the ground floor, because your family is there, is logical? I would personally walk there using the stairs. Staying in a city belonging to the enemy is how you will guarantee your death.>Surely you are talking to yourself?I am talking to a retard who is trying to bend over backwards to explain the retardation of needing to explain why Hugh's wife traveled to a city belonging to the enemy faction's loyalists, and then refuses to leave it when it's clear it is bound for a siege. I don't know.>Do you think that choosing to stay with your family just because a war is happening is the same as saying "Gosh i really wanna die"In this context. yes. Yes it is. >They literally do, espacially in a fucking medieval societyNo, that is explicitly not the case. It's why even in medieval times, refugee tent cities would form during war time. And again, what work are they doing? There's only so many latrines you can clean.>Ive already answered this retardWhere? >SameI haven't managed to mis-type my response so far, which you did, by rushing to reply before you managed to actually read what is being said, because you are getting upset that you can't come up with a succinct, logical reply to why Hugh's wife traveled to a city about to be sieged, and then refuses to leave the city, along with her retarded family members who, apparently, like her, have no survival instinct and would rather die.>you could not understand why Hughs wife would be mad after he left her I said it in the very first post that I understood he chimping out. It's because she's a woman who can't think logically. So she will basically kill herself as revenge for Hugh leaving her for 1-2 weeks to get a new job so he can feed both of them.
BOLD JON
>>222476967I'm a woman and Daemon is mid. Ser Criston with long hair and s2 Aegon were the cutest.
How will it be ruined? Place your bets now
>>222475866imagine being of the North and wanting a High Septon grandsonNed is disgusting
>>222476975>Unwin PeakeNext season i promise... please watch
>>222477027I don't know why they cut his hair, they did it to Jaime too>he went trough an arc so he needs to look lame now
>>222477033Well for starters the armors will be complete utter dogshit
>>222476928Smith is charismatic, just like Kylo Ren, which is why women love them.
>>222476781>You think the wildfire plot went on for 16 yearsnice reading comprehension, really helping to refute that only midwits like the jaime tweest>When the other option, the one you propose, is "both are toxic and evil lol"based on all of Jaime's shitbag actions? yeah, it makes more sense than him secretly being a tragic hero. There's zero reason for him to not tell everybody about the wildfire. And the sister fucking now becomes him being some tragically groomed and manipulated retard by Cersei>What does Jaime "ruin"?every kingsguard that Ned respects in AGOT but now get clowned on because actually Jaime was the only REAL knight in Aerys KG, Dayne and Selmy are now seen as memes because of this shit. And Rhaegar is even more of a clown for fucking off with Lyanna, which is why GRRM is so stuck because he still wants to portray them as a true romance. Hence the Harrenhal play justifying it with Lyanna being some schizo greenseer willing to let her family burn for a prophecy baby>>222476800>>222476827I'm saying post-rebellion, somehow Varys at the time of the plot and then during all that time after while Robert is king, none of his little birds found it in the tunnels, in flea bottom, or under every single gate of KL? Seems hard to believe, requires Vary to be incompetent in this single area
>>222476707Can you name a single example of a dragon dying before and coming back to life?
>>222477027YWNBAW Greentranny
>>222477033>caraxes no! obey me!>no vhagar, thats not the enemy, thats my nuncle!>ahh im falling off my dragon, aemond watch out so you dont get stabb- oh fuck
They have such chemistry. I wish I had that with my husband.
>>222477033the filter will make nothing visible
>>222477077>thats my nuncle!
>>222477049>Unwin Peake has an adopted black daughter named Nettles and a dwarf fool named MushroomI will laugh SO HARD
>>222477072they/thems love Rhaenyra thoughbeit
Were Dunk's injuries too much?
>>222477102I dont know about that. I only post on 4chan. Not fucking reddit or twitter like you Greentroons
Did Daemon actually kill those children?
I thought Criston Cole was meant to be useless, but somehow him and like 15 guys stopped a 20 thousand string army to the point they delayed them for weeks is insane
>>222477124Green threadGreen boardGreen site
>>222477033>it's just both of them flying in circles, tripping balls while having meme visions>Aemond lets himself be killed because he knows it's necessary for muh Long Night prophecy to save the world>they will leave out the nuncle line
>>222477111Yes but it was cool so I let it slide
Why are bastards against cripples and broken things in the Dance?
>>222477144Cool it with the antisemitism
>>222477140hes an incel
>>222477140He's literally the realm's greatest warrior
>>222477144No
https://youtu.be/gfAHmfMAkvo?si=HWDzvaVX0fKBxoyT
>>222477169Fucked both queens, faggot. The only incel here is you. When’s the last time you felt the touch of a woman?
>>222476992lol a face made for troons and a high-pitched voice to match
>>222477111>dunk survived all of that because hes big and dumb and angrybravoo ira
>>222477183>a mog of incel and foid
>>222477197Incel is a state of mind. He is basically Charlie Kirk.
>>222477069>nice reading comprehensionI couldn't possibly predict your argument would be even dumber than it looked. Apparently you are not a speedreader, you are just stupid so let's address that:>I'm saying post-rebellion, somehow Varys at the time of the plot and then during all that time after while Robert is king, none of his little birds found it in the tunnels, in flea bottom, or under every single gate of KL?Why do you assume this? Let's say a cache of wildfire is found, and Varys realizes it must have been from AerysWhat now? Why would he give a shit? What fucking argument is this? See why I missed it? There is no argument here so I couldn't possibly assume you made a non argument, because that would be silly, wouldn't it?>every kingsguard that Ned respects in AGOT but now get clowned on So, characters long dead, that don't matter to the story beyond being nostalgia rose tinted glasses, which is THEIR WHOLE POINT, are still nostlagia rose tinted glasses.NiceWhat I said, it changes only dead characters besides Selmy, who as happens was already a clown because the mad king as we've established, was always mad. In case you didn't notice the theme was ALWAYS that oaths are not a good system of morality, did you actually think the knights that served an evil man were honorable because muh oaths? And you call other midwits?>based on all of Jaime's shitbag actions? yeah, it makes more sense than him secretly being a tragic heroHe's also meant to be a villain, he himself sees that he's both hero and villain.He is not cleansed of his crimes because Cersei is evil. I have no idea why you think Cersei being a bad influence ruins Jaime or her.It all comes back to "george is a hack and everyone is a midwit because I don't like it", you don't have arguments, as proven by the varys thing, or the cersei thing, you just whine every single time Jaime is mentioned.
>>222477181Jon Roxton would one shot his manlet ass.
>tfw the comically evil straight wh*Te m*le n*zi villain dies in a sexually humiliating way
>Smallfolk think the Seven resurrected Aegon and Sunfyre with a divine purpose.>Heh, time to murder the High Septon, what can they possibly do to my dragon army
>>222477047>marries in the sept at Riverrun when they have a Godswood right there>builds a sept in Winterfell>daughters educated by a septa>lets a septon manage the Winterfell library(he burned all the books on warging/skinchanging)>takes both his daughters South to find marriages>Bran's goal above all else is to be knighted and join the Kingsguard like a good southerneryabba dabba doo, in one generation the Andals managed to gain more ground in the North than they did for thousands of years. His daughters are more Southern than fucking Margaery Tyrell, who goes riding, hunting, hawking, and trains how to fight with a staff. Barbrey Dustin's seething about ned is honestly justified.
You guys scared the food away with your schizo rants.
>>222477284Why does Cersei have the amulet of kings?
>>222477232>words don’t have meaningReddit is that way.
>>222475856That braid looks like a turd made of hair
Everything would've been fine if that rotting retard Viserys had just listened to him
Only good thing about this stalemate of a battle is that now the Blacks won't get a new head to add to their collection and carry around like a war trophy and sing cringy songs while demeaning it, like Jason and Criston.
>>222477364Otto was the bad guyUnwin an ambitious Reachmen tries to get his blood on the throne by killing another ambitious Reachmen’s granddaughter and thus ending his bloodlinePottery
>ser criston died holding alicent's shitty little handkerchief>alicent never even thinks about him, probably couldn't care less that he diedfucking foids
>>222477416>Otto was the bad guyDaemon and Rhaenyra have been proving him right all season
>>222477422the fate of all incels
>>222477284Ned is so based for trying to civilize his barbarian subjects
>>222477111het gets stabbed a near comical amount of times, so yes, but also it made for a good fight
>>222477422His death is a lesson to us, no matter how chad you are women don't give a shit about you.>>222477449>bangs 2 queens This word doesn't mean anything anymore.
>>222477399>stalmate>lord ormund Hightower is literally deadGreencucks logic
>>222477449And the fate of all you trannies is death by hanging, whether self-inflicted or community driven.
>>222475877Jamie is a puppet of Bloodraven/Bran and killed Based Aerys and deluded himself into thinking it was because of wildfire.
>>222477422Does she even know that Criston is dead?Seems like Daemond finds out in the last episode outside of Tumbleton
>>222477111No, he was being protected by the seven
A touch unnecessary, perhaps?
>>222477364The show never really recovered from him going MIA and Viserys dying. GoT on the other hand had a steady stream of good actors so you never felt the vacuum when one left the show.
>>222477505It was a mercy. Had he lived, he’d have grown to be a Green.
>>222477474>This word doesn't mean anything anymore.incel is a state of mind, he simped too hard first rhaenyra then alicent
>>222477505That brave RDF acted in self defense. The lives of his men and himself were being threathened by that dangerous armed terrorist.
>>222477505It's kinda funny that people keep saying how brave the show was for killing kids but this was the only one overtly hurt onscreen and even then there's a hint of plausible deniability that it was fatal
So didn’t Rhaenyra fuck herself over by falsely claiming Aegon was dead when she actually had no idea where he was?Like, that’s a self inflicted injury when he turns up alive and people say it’s a miracleShe could have just said he fled to Essos with the realms gold or something unprovable but it makes him look cowardly and evil
Daeron, help me! ACK!
>>222477111The warrior was with him, so it's fine.
>>222477556it wasn't fatal, he didn't hit any major organs or arteries, just split his cheek open
>>222477522There are still good actors left/introduced after S1. The problem is that they have to work with shit material.
>>222477505>average palestinian-idf interaction.webm
https://youtu.be/gfAHmfMAkvo
>>222477350Because she's the one I saw in my dreams
>>222477557The show has been really unwilling to show her actively fucking up so far, it always attributes shit to her being insanely unlucky or someone going against her wishes.
>>222477111Yes. Especially that wound to the gut/abdomen, those were ALWAYS very bad back in the day.
>>222477284>>222477466> Adopt southron custom.> Marry a southron retard> Your 8000 year long lineage rendered extinct. Your sons dead or missing, your daughter groomed by bravoosi and your son a hive mind for the old gods The fate of the starks lies with Arya and Jon. True blood of da norf.
>>222476665Sunfyre is now a redeemed holy creature of light and good. The Seven cleaned away all the dark magic the targshits usually employ to craft their demonic servants
>>222476242>i am noticingHmmm
Who even survived to tell Rhaenyra Aegon had burned the Mootons?
>>222477474>>222477422he died a cvck and a failed normalfag.he should have been sent to the wall, in the worst case killed. instead of going back to dorne he was so buckbroken by a foid not returning his affections he literally killed himself over it.
>>222477284>ned also betrayed the northtopkek, ned was a bitch who betrayed every major faction he interacted with
>>222477505>"tuff guy" got his shit kicked in by Ormund a strategist with no frontline fighting experience whatsoever himselfLMAO no wonder he shat his pants when Criston challenged them to a duel.
>>222477652All those peasants that were running away from them. I'm guessing a dragon burning a huge chunk of forest is pretty easy to notice and some will loot the corpses.
>>222477284Ned Stark, the true son of The Andals of the Vale.
Martin never describes it but anal sex must be commonplace in Westeros as a way for ladies to avoid pregnancy and keep their maidenhead
>>222477666Ned was raised by Andals. None of this would have happened if Based Brandon Stark survived. That is probably all part of Bloodraven's plan. >>222477685> ruled over by as wife who cucked her husband for a braavosiHigh as Hon-ACK
>>222477716yeah bro they fuck dirty assholes instead of drinking sneed tea
Rhaenyra the Chosen
Andal bros.... it fucking HAPPENED AGAIN. The NorthCHADs made us look like pussies.....
>>222477716Why would you even think about such filth
>>222477620based Rickon has been raised by a wildling and the Skagosi and spends half his time inside his direwolf. The Norf has a chance considering he has almost no memories of Catelyn or Ned's southern faggotry. Old Gods willing he'll bring back execution by hanging criminals from their entrails in the Weirwoods. Arya and Jon can take Harrenhal and punish the south from there
>>222477745n-no he is le reddit! NOOOOO! STOP!
>>222477745he's got his hands on the crenelations like that verbose french knight in Hoy Grail
>>222477733>>222477747What is the anus cleaning ritual in Westeros?
>>222477745>Roddy the Ruined bitch got exposed by a mediocre chess player in combat
>>222477745>The NorthCHADs made us look li->F-fight Criston Cole 2 vs 1? N-no thanks, I uhm I left the stove on..
>>222477745Another Andal Asshole Annihilated GET REKT BOZO, WHERE'S YOUR SEVEN NOW
Dude is really out of touch.
>>222477790>Wait the other side deployed a dragon>ACKKKKKKK RETREATTTTT
>>222477805isnt he a kike? that's such a dumb thing to say
>>222477805I will agree it's kinda insane how easily the audience accepts incest nowadays when it was such a massive part of the shock value of GoT.
>>222477725>None of this would have happened if Based Brandon Stark survived.he was just as retarded as his other siblings, based Barbrey Dustin was right about everything including Maester Walys Hightower. Dude sabotaged 2 generations of Starks from within, have to give the (((hightowers))) credit for their long con schemes. I'm even starting to believe the theories of Maester Luwin cucking Ned, Robb being conceived the night of their wedding sure is (((convenient)))
Why were Gwayne and Daemon acting like they met each other for the first time? Did they forgot the jousted against one another in the first episode?
Pretty much every Latin American has had sexual relations with their aunt/uncle or first cousin. No surprise America who is 50% Latin doesnt give a fuck.
>>222477853That was 20 years ago.
>>222477805>fills his show with rape and mother-son sex
>>222477853That was a different guy
>>222477831>isnt he a kike?I don't think so, but he kinda looks like Joss Whedon. Has that chunky male feminist sex creep vibe.
>>222477839GoT was a frog in a boiling pot, and I thought that was the point. Episode 1 grosses you out with Dany-Viserys and Cersei-Jaime incest, but by the end of the show the majority of the audience is cheering for Jon to fuck his auntie
Why the hell was he not dressed in full battle gear?
>>222477889He looks like Preston. It’s all a psyop.
>>222477904He has never been in a battle in his life and he is a little boy. What the fuck was he gonna do?
Why didn't Hightowers set up a comically large guillotine at the gate to decapitate Caraxes?
>>222477505In the behind the scenes footage, some millennial fag is giving this guy instructions for how to wield and swing his axe, and he says:>Don't do it so fast, it's heavy and slow, think like 15kgThis is why we can't have nice things, there's no autist on-site to correct him on on the spot.
>>222477866People forget because Gwayne doesn't look like he's that old
>>222477033>NOOOOD DAEMON DON'T JUMP I'M HAVING A DRAGON DREAM!!!!!!!
>>222477916Preston also looks like a male feminists who rapes women on the down low
>>222477930Kek imagine the look on Daemon's face
>>222477870He hates Daemyra. So he cuts down their interactions as much as possible even though Emma and Matt have great chemistry and likely do the nasty off work. And then he inserts pointless Oedipal incest dream shit in every episode to disgust people. He’s pathetic. He does it to spite GRRM. Daemon is GRRM’s favorite character.
>>222477896He really is a retard. Could have fucked off to essos with all his boys and been paid to live like a king by a free city to be their dragon lord.
>>222475780this, unfortunately.i think baela is reasonably good looking for a black girl. helaena looks better this season, there was something weird about her appearance last season, she's still very mid tho. targs are supposed to be almost superhumanly beautiful, it's part of how they subdued the kingdoms. not just their dragons but their natural charisma. the small folk especially are enchanted, i read some of them see the targaryens as gods.
>>222477930Lmao was thinking the same thing. Would be such a GRRM moment too. Having a dragon get decapitated then spasming around like a headless chicken crushing its rider.
>>222477924>introduced in episode 1 with a pointless time wasting body double plot>built up like he's gonna do something>do nothing in the endAnything I hoped
>>222478062They even had him sparring with the high tower knights
>>222478062they shoulda made body double actual daeron and have a long sex scene where the castle runs a train on her/him.what a beauty that actor is.
>>222477974>Dothraki sea is some of the richest land in the known world>used to be home to several massive and wealthy cities>no Targ prince ever decided to just carve out their own kingdom by roasting those savageswhy are targshits so retarded?
>>222478062>Daeron the Spectating
>>222477284>>lets a septon manage the Winterfell library(he burned all the books on warging/skinchanging)?
>>222478144it was rich and wealthy when sedentary civilizations build dams irrigations systems and farmlands. Now it's a endless steppe with no infrastrucutres are the dothrakiniggers wants only grass for their livestock. It's just no worth the effort
>>222478185*as the dothrakiniggers
If they accepted Daeron beinf warden of the south, wouldn’t this meanA) a Targaryen is now head of Oldtown instead of Hightowers?B) they only have 1 dragon, so how would they make more? Wouldn’t it eventually die and they’d have none?
*cue girl boss epic music moment**cue Rhaenyra strolling in*>CROWN ME! Now!>No.>REEEEE KILL HIM! KILL HIM KILL HIM! SLIT HIS FUCKING THROAT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE OTHER SEPTONS!
>>222478185yeah it's essentially worthless grassland only valuable to steppe peoplesunless the targs have some shortage of square footage to build in, seems unlikely in feudal times.
>>222478237The Hightowers in the show seem to only be Ormund and Gwayne so presumably Alicent is next in line after them
>>222478237he wanted to be lord paramount of the south aka usurp the tyrells ofc he said no
>>222478062There's so much of that this seasonThe only things of note to happen this season are basically>velaryon fleet destroyed>rhaenyra takes king's landing>found out who sheepstealer's rider is>aegon's return>green army destroyed>ulf's betrayal>helaena diedEverything else being soap opera tier filler
>Daeran the Ditherer
>>222478301>daeron the missing
>>222478237Technically being warden of the north/south/west whatever doesn’t mean you have a lordship and a castle and whatever. It means you theoretically command that regions military in times of warJaime was made warden of the west early on in the warGRRM dropped this halfway through the books because it’s retarded because obviously soldiers will follow their liege Lord not some arbitrarily appointed warden of their region. So that’s why the Lord paramounts end up being the wardens usually
>>222478185>king's landing overflowing with people>Northerners always looking to not freeze to death before Winter>dragon makes Dothraki no threatjust take 50K people and settle one of the abandoned cities. It won't be great overnight, but in a few decades you are in business. If Jae or Viserys had brains they would have sent all their excess princes to do that instead of having them sitting around plotting a civil war over a single throne
Recycle>>222475739>>222475739>>222475739
>>222478369You understimate how incredible difficult is to turn a fully wild land into an agricultural land. English colonists took like 100 years and multiple failed colonies attempt to make (parts) of the coast fully farmable, with much superior technology and knowledge than westerosis
>>222475759How did Rhea Rhea not sniff this kid out?
>>222477505deserved. All he had to do was not attack the physically superior, trained warrior, that outclasses him in every way. You see that other kid next to him who's just cowering in fear and not getting his head chopped in half? It's just that easy.
>>222477284That pic is shit. Ned discovered that Baratheon black was the dominant hair color for children in literally every recorded instance, including earlier Baratheon and Lannister pairings.It would be statistically impossible for Cersei and Robert to buck that genealogical pattern three times in a row. Cersei really should have shat out at least one kid that was coal of hair and Robert should have paid closer attention to how his dozens of bastards looked because he has the ultimate cuckold warning system in his genes. (This "strong seed" shit really would have been common knowledge in house Baratheon by Roberts generation and he would have beheaded Cersei as soon as the midwives washed the cunt gore out of Joffrey's hair).
