Didn't you guys tell me it's "over" when your hair looks like that?
He has something terminally online cuckolds (trannies and chuds) don't have: money and charisma
>>222480348It's a fictional story, anon
>>222480463a tv progrum
>>222480348If any did they'd be invalid. Don't watch degenerate shows.
>>222480348>Why do women find Tony Soprano attractive?On the show he has money and power, exciting and dramatic business and is physically violent and kills .>>Choke me harder daddy !!
>>222480348male pattern baldness wouldn't exist if the men who have it couldn't get laid
>>222480399>>222480399>>222480533Nope. That’s what I used to think. There’s an army of young girls in their early 20s that NEED a man 20-30 years older than them with no hair, a gut, and to be completely out of touch with modern technologies. I’ve noticed this in my 40s but with my friends who have that look. I mean like, they don’t even have to try. And believe me, it’s certainly not money or power, albeit that does help. I guess it’s like our version of hot grannies.
>>222480535>men spend several centuries wearing wigsoops.
>>222480348There's an episode or x files where skinner is walking around in his tighty whities and it was the sexual awakening of a lot of girls. On the early internet, they gooned to that guy. He wasn't FAT, but he wasn't in shape. Hairy, flabby, bald, objectively unattractive underwear. That caused your little sister to get wet
>>222480399used to be /fit/ started drinking heavily would say literally whatever i want to cute chicks, ended up getting laid more with a dad bob lol. it's really all about rizz
>>222480348Like any man, he also flirted with women who didn't want him. But that isn't interesting. So it wasn't in the show. The show was about *interesting* parts of his life. It didn't document every single time he combed his hair or used the bathroom.
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>>222480782>flabbyThat’s peak performance, Sheldon.
>>222480929where can I buy underwear like that?
>PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THIS RICH, POWERFUL, DANGEROUS DAD-BOD WHO KILLS PEOPLE MAKES WOMEN SO ATTRACTIVE I DON'T GET IT!!
>>2224809931994
What's even the point of going into these same threads people make every day, posting something that triggers /tv/ anons within the first 20 replies, and then getting 20-35 (You)s as the thread rides out? Why even do this? Surely it can't be fun anymore.
>>222480348He was rich. Don’t over think itDude was 30 when the show started and looked like he was 50. No girl is actually attracted to that. It’s basically pic rel
>>222480929When we were kids, the girls we had crushes on were rubbing themselves to this fucking guy
>>222480463>>222480486Jeshush Chwrist, Anon, you make me whana crhy. Itsh a muvh.
>>222481577You'd be shocked at how many girls fall in love with fat tony sopranos because of daddy issues. Asmongold doesn't count he's just a rich retard with an asian fetish and that bitch is capitalizing on it.
>>222481692Download Tinder and see how many matches a fat bald guy that looks twice his age gets. Not a whole fucking lotWomen are not attracted to men that look like him
>>222480348If you didn't notice, many of the goomars he got were insane. The more reasonable women didn't want to be with him, except maybe a fuck or two tops
>>222481761No shit this world is different you fucking imbecile.When your grandpa was telling you how easy it was to pick up chicks in the free love era, did you say, "heh try that today gramps". No, you didn't. You understood it was a different time with different standards. Women today have absolutely EVERYTHING handed to them and they don't need to admire a guy like skinner anymore. They can get any guys attention when they want it, at any age. 98% of cp is self produced and self distributed because even the fucking kids can get male attention with the click of a button.From your perspective, it's like how boys used to jerk off to victoria secret catalogues and boys today can pull up hardcore rimming in seconds and don't give a single shit about panties or tits
>>222480348Money.
>>222480348Literally just pulled a big tiddy goth baddie last weekend and I'm a mildy obese uggo with a receding hairline. Just be yourself bro.
>>222480399Charisma alone can pull.I have money and no charisma. Im friendzone before i even meet them.
>>222482191If you were good looking then your awkwardness would be seen as cute and your lack of interesting things to say would be seen as grounded and stoic.
>>222482191The whole “personality” thing is a cope from old guys who dont know what today’s meta is or idiots like this guy who marry the first piece of pussy thrown their way and think they’re the fucking man when it comes to ladiesWhat matters is money and looks
>>222482127>Just be yourself bro.Her: "So what do you do for a living."Me: "NEET. You better not support the Zionist mob running Hollywood and be okay with bringing me tendies hourly or this isn't gonna work out."
>>222482240>what matters is money and looksyou will definitely be with a girl who wont cheat on you the moment someone else shows up lol
>>222482342I’d rather die alone than ever date a fat and broke bitch
Tony was tall, rich, and charismatic. Even being one of those things gives you a leg up on most guys and Tony had them all.
>>222482127I really don't care
>>222482230I come off as creepy and awkward.Because i am creepy and awkward.
>>222480348bro don't take serious life advice from people on the internet, they don't know jack shit about jack shit. you can consider it, you can keep it in mind, but don't take it to heart. they don't know what over means, they never even started.
>>222480348they like guys who tell other people what to do. someone who will take care of things for them too
>>222480348s1-5 makes sense but s6 fat fuck tony was a tad bit of a stretch but as others point out he was tall, rich and charismatic, all you need to bag women is the latter and former anyway but mostly the latter
>>222482326Maybe stop being a loser lmao
Did Tony have any bastards?
>intimidating>also has a sensitive sad side>can be hilarious if he feels like it
>>222482426why did you reply?
>>222480348hes fat but powerful lookinghes imposing
>>222480348He's tall, strong, charismatic and powerful.
>>222480348no, we told you that women like violent criminals.
>>222480348i used to loop that part of him blowing in carm's mouth on his birthday over and over whilst i'd kneel in front of the big screen blowing my dildo pretending like i was a new jersey housewife
>>222481577Asmon about to get DNA raped if he has kids with that plastic surgery bug
Because he works with the mafia.
4chan has no idea what women like. I'm a 6'3" skinny white guy. According to 4chan I should be swimming in pussy whereas in real life all my shorter, fatter friends are in relationships while I consider suicide every night.
>>222485719smile more :)
>>222485719>playing on easy mode>lose
They don't.
>>222485719Put some meat on your bones, hungry skeleton!
>>222485755It's humiliating, especially when people (even my fucking therapist) say shit like "you must have no trouble getting girls" and I have to sit there and seethe because I have never had a girlfriend. I'm jealous of manlets because at least they have an excuse.>>222485802I'm not a hungry skeleton, I have a runners/swimmers body.
>>222486807So what's the problem? You speak with women and you spill your spaghetti so hard they run away screaming?
>>222481761How exactly would I conduct this experiment? Create an account using Skinner’s picture? It’s ridiculous to call him fat, too. I find it insane that, online, people are more critical of other people’s weight than ever while the MAJORITY of this country is now overweight.
>>222485719The height thing is really crazy. I’m sure there are some women who only want taller men but most of the huge manwhores I’ve known were below 5’7’. Also, I swear most people, especially women, can’t accurately gauge height visually. I’m 6’1 and I’ve had people say I’m anywhere from 5’7’ to 6’3".
>>222481577>No girl is actually attracted to that.tell me you don't understand women without telling me you don't understand women
>>222482240>What matters is money and looksyou haven't left your moms house in 20 years
The question we should be asking isn't whether Tony Soprano is attractive to women or not but why Anonymous needs this to be true so badly.
>>222480348Excluding literal prostitutes, Tony didn't actually even have sex with that many different women. >Didn't you guys tell me it's "over" when your hair looks like that?Anthony Soprano is a fictional character.
>>222487009I’ve been living on my own since Covid. >>222486993You’re retardedly naive if you think a girl isn’t gonna leave the first chance she gets when a stranger that looks like a science experiment gone wrong like Tony tries to hit on her in a bar
>>222487137>Carmella>the secretary in Barone’s office>Ralphie’s art curator ex Valentina>the one legged Russian>her roommate Irina>the crazy one that hung herself >Chrissy’s ex goomar in Vegas
>>222486841If I knew don't you think I'd do something about it? I know I have a lack of confidence but who wouldn't after all the rejections I've had? My friends say I'm bad at picking up signals but they also say I was cursed by a witch as a child to never find love.
>>222485719The height thing was overstated and overadopted because of social media. It still is the meta sort of, but it’s actually fading against a new sort of type that almost reminds me of a modernized PUA in terms of how obnoxious they are. I don’t even want to get into it because I don’t want to give them any energy, but every time I’m out and everywhere I go, I’m seeing more of them and they’re definitely. The hottest girls I’m seeing are for some reason with all these guys under 6’0. They’re the type of guys that take salsa dancing and shit. Just ballsy douche bags.
>>222487397>materialistic whore>former whore (hence "born again")>valentina was a whore>one legged russian>irina was a headcase with a daddy complex>gloria was literally only involved to get tony to kill her>sarah shahi was, again, a hooker
>>222480348women: "heh, sitcoms and tv shows and movies made men delusional about dating women out of their league!"also women: "um sweaty there are no leagues. we love fat guys and dad bods and balding guys just look at Kevin James and Tony soprano and like go outside and like look at couples."
>>222487409Do you have high standards or something? It really feels like women would be throwing themselves at you in normal circumstances. Are you a virgin?
>>222487637>also women: "um sweaty there are no leagues. we love fat guys and dad bods and balding guys just look at Kevin James and Tony soprano and like go outside and like look at couples."No women do that, you low-value man. No real life women were fantasizing and flicking their clits to Tony.
>>222480348Aside from the money, power, bad boy vibe, you should keep in mind that if you live in an area with a local mafia family, the boss of that family is a local celebrity. They're on the news, on the front pages of newspapers, people talk about them in conversation, they're known. Women like that.
>>222482191Mention your job or status (own a home etc) on your dating profile. It works.
>>222480535It's actually from your mother
>>222480884What do I do with the other 4?
>>222486993She was literally admitting to being a gold digger on x
>>222487624Yeah, and? The post was in response to the claim Tony didn’t fuck that many women on the show.
>>222480993Europe
>>222487729That's the point, retard. Women are retarded virtue signaling cunts who can't keep their story straight.
>>222480879what was your rizz?
>>222481577She looks like anime.I want one
>>222485662lmao she probably doesn't even let him touch her
>>2224878037 women in 8 years isn't a lot
>>222487807>said the 0/10 wouldn't bang posterModern women do not claim there are no standards. In fact they insist your average man does no measure up.
>>222487837It's wayyy more than you in the same timeframe.
>>222487848They alternate back and forth between virtue signaling that there are no leagues and that there are leagues but that most men don't measure up. They will insist that the average man doesn't measure up while also pretending that it's because of something else. Try to keep up.
>>222487659No. But I've only ever had sex while really drunk and I barely even remember it. I still haven't seen a vagina or boobs irl (at least thar I remember)
>>222487566You are talking about India men in the west. Yes we are under 6'0 but girls dig our energy and vibe!
>>222488071based, a lot of jeets i see have cute girlfriends.
>>222487995I'm sorry anon I really don't get it. I am a virgin but I have been intimate with two women in my life and with both it felt automatic, we went on a date, I went in for the kiss and it was smooth sailing from there, even if it didn't work out because I was retarded. You've probably had way more chances than me, so I really really do not get it.
>>222487566I followed some dating advice people on normiegram hoping it would help and it was filled with the people you are describing. They have massive egos and are so obnoxious but don't seem to realize they're only getting girls through gamey shit. They'll say shit like "don't even think about online dating if you're not attractive" and they don't even look good they just use the male equivalent of fat girl camera angles and some even use AI. They never seem to secure any long-term relationships anyway, people accuse girls of collecting online matches to boost their egos but I think these guys do the same.
>>222488220I don't know if I had more chances than you, you seem to at least have the natural ability to move things along. When I went on the one date I had she had to tell me when I was supposed to kiss her.The feeling of wasted potential is the worst in the world. Having people, especially girls, tell you how good looking you are and how you could get any girl you want and still being the person who has cried himself to sleep over how lonely he is is tough. I just feel like they are mocking me, especially when they assume I am some kind of Chad.Sometimes I want to cut up my face so at least I feel like I'm not wasting my looks anymore.
>>222480666They want those men because they have assets and money, retard.
>>222481577to be fair the chink without makeup probably looks worse than asmongobbler
>>222488745What I can maybe say is that you shouldn't get too much in your head, when I saw them, every time I had to basically shut off my own mind and go into auto pilot because I was panicking inside, I feel that's what ultimately helped me. Same with getting intimate with them, making out, even if it was the first time I was doing it, felt natural, and I just went for it, but at the end of the day that was just how I dealt with it.tl;dr hope you try again and it works out in the end
>>222487837>7 women in 8 years isn't a lotthat's a lot considering the average person has 12 sexual partners in their lifetime
>>222487802re-read dipshit
This short, fat Jew was a true womanizer. Guess why, you "It's a fictional story, anon" people.
>>222489266Tony wasn't appointed the secretary of state lmao. One of the main themes of the show is that tony's family are poorfags compared to the actually powerful jews and WASPs that run America.
>>222489389Fair. But Tony's women weren't Hollywood stars.
>>222485719>>222488220I'm in a (somewhat) similar boat. I'm 6 foot 2, skinny, white, a nice head of hair, and got kind of a similar face to Casey Affleck. I'm a virgin. Although I've had plenty of girls show interest in me, straight up throw themselves at me, even back when I was moderately overweight and objectively uglier than I am now. I've friendzoned all of the girls showing interest in me.The problem is 2 things. 1. I am a highly observant and critical person, it's the way I grew up thanks to highly naggy (as in nagging) parents, so I'm usually picking up on all sorts of psychological weaknesses in women, which I detest. I hate neediness and insecurity. I want a strong, confident woman. I don't want to be a trophy for her to prove that "she still knows how to wrap the men around her finger!". I don't hate whores because they've had sex with other men, I hate them because they have no confidence in themselves, they've got something to prove with their behavior. 2. I am an ardent drug user. My libido simply isn't high enough most of the time to make me move past the personal disdain I feel for the type of women who want something from me. I still get horny, it's just rare to coincide with when I'm currently on a date with a woman. Hell, even with an elevated sex drive, I've still had it happen that my hatred outweighed the horniness. Once I was high and horny (cannabis is an aphrodisiac) and a girl with a boyfriend started humping my leg like a dog, moaning (she was also high and horny), and I hated it. I had to violently pull her off me. We laughed it off. But in my mind I was screaming with rage. She was disgusting. [1/2]
>>222489630Despite what I've previously said about wanting a strong, confident woman, I've also got a rape fetish, paradoxically. At a different time while I was high and horny, I started imagining what I'll dub "cosmic rape". The fantasy was basically that a woman from a highly advanced, all female universe, where all people are microscopically sized compared to "my" universe, got transported to "my" universe through her own sheer stupidity. There were all sorts of safe-guards to stop this from happening, but these microscopic women where so fucking stupid, that they somehow broke through all of them. So now my penis, which is several magnitudes larger than them to a cosmic degree, starts raping them. Their vaginas get stretched thin to envelope my penis. Imagine a womans vagina being stretched across the entire planet, but it's even grander than that. She is filled with excruciating pain as her vagina is stretched to wholly unnatural proportions, while I am filled with pure ecstasy and pleasure. And you want to know the best part? "I" am a bug. A disgusting beetle. I am the tiniest, most insignificant being in my own universe. The highly advanced, universe-hopping lilliput women are being raped and torn apart by the penis of a foul, wretched insect. A literal insect.I have a schizophrenic mind. [2/2]
>>222487729There have been plenty of women on record saying that James Gandolfino is "hot". However, the fact he was an iconic, famous actor, known for being a nice guy, who died, probably has a lot to do with that. You know, virtue signaling. You probably get that same thing for Philip Seymour Hoffman too. If you're a famous actor and you die suddenly, women will say you're hot.
>>222480348Most people who are fat before you start reaching the no-shame zone of 300+ have very minimal self confidence or are almost tangibly uncomfortable with their bodies which is 100% pussy repellent.
>>222480348how many times do we have to tell you this? tony is rich, assertive, tall, funny, dominant, confident, has goals and purpose in life, has wife and kids (roving he is a conquerer/king fit to mate) and hes not afraid to tell a chick to stfu and make him some dinner, maybe even give her a shiner and then take her on a shopping spree so she doesnt tell the cops or her mudder what happened- his watch alone will draw the eyes of any chick within a 50 mile radius when he enters the room
>>222480348>[ X ] be like...I hate the creeping ebonicization of everyday language.
>>222482240I suggest you stay on top
>>222489651My sexual fantasy is me living in a depressing cyberpunk future where gfs are assigned to the highest bidder but through some glitch in the system I get one assigned to me but despite knowing it's a mistake she insists on staying and I'm uncomfortable at first but she settles in my tiny, shitty apartment and we go on cute dates, cook for each other while evading the law and eventually have missionary, handhold, leglock sex and I find out she hacked the system to be assigned to me because we met when we were kids and I was kind to her. But then the guy who actually bid on her tracks her down and kidnaps her so I go on a rampage through the city to rescue her, incidentally destroying the corrupt authoritarian government, then leave the city despite everyone begging me to be the new leader to live in the countryside, get married and have kids.
>>222490469That's real cute son
Women will do anything for a taste of the gabagool
>>222490785Ton' you mudda fucka!
>>222480348>Tall>Has power & status >Beats & kills other men if need be>Is a criminal He has the intangibles to be most women’s sloppy fuck fantasy. Happened with Ralphie after the episode of him killing Tracey came out. Women’s objectification & lust is far more dysgenic than a man’s
>>222490958Those fantasies sound pretty tame compared to >>222489651
>>222487796
being close to someone that can have a guy beat to death and get away with it is just neat sometimes
>>222480348Nobody fuck with Tony.
>>222480348You know what they say, "The thicker the belly, the bigger the willy"
