Times you acted like Paulie Gualtieri
>>222483033I am losing my hair.
>>222483033I ratted on my best friend and he went to jail
>>222483033I went to an authentic Italian restaurant and asked for tomato sauce and spaghetti noodles.
>>222483033I pointed with my pinky finger.
repeated a funny joke to someone just walking in because he missed it much to the dismay of the first audience
Whinge to others about my boss
>>222483033Amanda Fix
I say "OHHHH" all the time
>>222483033Once my mom overcooked the tendies and I went full Paulie, I picked up a chair and threw it at her and yelled FUCKING QUEERSShe agreed it was pretty funny when I went with her to the hospital
>>222483999>Once my momYou mean your aunt.
Malignant cunt
Got an F on a test l, threw a chair and yelled FUCKIN QUIZ
Spic @ pizzeria disrespected me. I laid down the law.
>>222483033I defended myself against a guy who came at me swinging a chainsaw.
>>222484082gen z unironically act like niggers
>>222484109That's just americans
>>222483033My car broke down with my friend in the middle of winter & the woods when we went to get rid of a body once
>>222484109Kid looks like he's mixed.
>>222484082What's that thing Americans do where they hitch their pants up before they fight?
>>222483033My best friend caught me sniffing his girlfriend's panties during a beach trip we both had enough blackmail on each other that we could laugh it off... good times
>>222483033All of late middle school / early high school basically. For some reason I started acting like some sort of scary, brutish goon (pre-2020s definition) around that time, even though I was never really like that before or after. And I don't just mean that I was a "bad boy", I mean I literally acted like Paulie Walnuts basically one-to-one, including the boomer attitudes and mannerisms. I would say it was some sort of autism thing, but I'm not autistic (clinically proven).
>>222487017it's a black preparing to chimpout thing. same with that obnoxious head turn he keeps doing, just really poor and obvious attempts at distraction or misdirection so they can try to sucker punch you