BERSERKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's beautiful, man.
would you like some making fuck
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
>gonna fuck you, suck you, line up 3 guys and make like a circus sealWhat did he mean by this?
>>222484255what was literally just the shit that mewes said back in 1990. he'd go into the arcade and suck off every joystick just to entertain himself
>>222484255Pretending to be gay was fucking hysterical in the 1990s.t. gen x.
>>222484295>he'd go into the arcadewhats that?
>>222485041>Pretending
>>222483576>try not to rape anybody in the parking lotwtf was his problem
>>222485711A dry barcade
MY LIFE IS TICKING CLOCK
Clerks III is the worst movie I've ever seen
>>222484207I don't know, but this guy's a character.
>>222483576How many i-frames can you get when you suck dick? I think it's a good strategy that could replace dodge rolling or maxing ADP
>>222483576Olaf show her your metal face
>>222487690Did he just say making fuck?
>>222487262The very definition of dishonest filmmaking
What was the point of this scene?
A STORE FORMERLY CHUCK'S BERSERKER
>>222491878Comedy?
>>222487262you're at fault for watching it. you should have known.
I always quote "boredom is the first step to relapse"
>>222484255>make like a circus sealforeshadowing by kevin smith where he turns justin long into a fuckin walrus.
i dont care if she is my cousin im gonna knock those boots again tonight
>self insert is a fat mute chain smokervery clever in hindsight
BEZELKEL
>>222496473shame he isn't mute in real life
WHAT HAPPENED WITH KEVIN SMITH AFTER 2001?? 9/11?? HOW DID HE MANAGE TO COMPLETELY LOSE ALL OF HIS TALENT AFTER MAKING FIVE COOL MOVIES??
Brown/clit/taint area pwn my dickBERSERKER!!!!
>>222487262Really makes you look at Clerks 2 under a different light.
>>222497381he never had the makings of a varsity filmmaker
>>222497428I AM THE MASTER OF THE C.L.I.T
>>222497381Rogen got him high on Zack & Miri set and he’s been smoked out ever since
SUCK OUR COCKS!!!
I just realized dante was a massive loser getting his cock sucked and fucked on the regular. was the 90s this kino?
>>222497381he was never really that great of a writer OR filmmaker. it being the 90s had more to do with his success. after the 90s ended, the zeitgeist faded. it was so easy to make people laugh back then.
>>222484207I read a letter in a magazine years back about a guy saying he was fucking some foreign girl and he was trying not to laugh because she was saying "fuck me hardly"
>>222498840If you lived In a normal part of the country and earned minimum wage in your 20s you'd easily fall into the trap of relaxing into permanent loserhood.
>>222498845>it was so easy to make people laugh back then.Clerks was something special and original and good.
>>222493869Its not funny at all; its awkward and out of place. Its not even funny as an inside joke, either.
>>222483576>unprompted Randall starts talking about tranny pornThat's when i became wary of mr Smith
clerks 3 is the movie form of the pOWNED tweet
>>222499902brown taint area
>>222500000they call him johnny duplicate digits on account of all his duplicate digits
>>222500000Digits or not. You must realize, you are quints.
>>222500000Lotta money in those digits
>>222500000can an expert evaluate this get
>>222500105Ive been posting here for decades and never seen a get like that. I won the internets.
Always thought his shit was overrated.
>>222498845what kind of retarded shit are you writing? people can still watch and enjoy his first five films and even call them good even tho its not the 90s anymore
Did he just say "making fuck"?
>>222497381he went fully Hollywood.you never go full Hollywood.He moved to Cali and went native.
>>222498845Autism must be a real struggle for you.
oof madone
>"/tv/ made me a thread?!">*sniff*
>>222500000
>>222500000MADONE
>>222483576Is Smith still doing Smodcast? I used to listen to that every day around 2010.
>>222503186hes making vegan slopcast nowhttps://youtu.be/H0aKJNb4iP8?si=nPs_NrB3pRTGZZ6D
>>222503479>veganbased desu
>>222503754Based on what
>>222503754if I had a personal chef to make yummy vegan sauces and shit maybe I would be vegan tooHaving to worry about how much protein Im getting sounds boring im lazy
>>222505380what I do is eat vegan as much as possible but I also add meat
>>222505466-_-
>>222505598its the lazy mans way to be kinda healthy
Clerks was good, Mallrats was alright, the ABC Clerks Cartoon was underrated although no idea who it was for, Dogma was like watching Kevin Smith jerk himself off. Completely lost interest in him after that. Haven't seen any Clerks 2 or any of the new horse shit because I can't let Clerks be ruined.Kevin Smith at one time was like Jesus Christ to White nerds but went so far up his own ass, he's become repulsive. Kind of one of those relics from the 90s like Rage Against The Machine and Rose McGowan that were in steep decline but COVID finally finished them off.
>>222505815Add Trey Parker and Matt Stone to that list as well.
>>222505815>>222505838And Michael Moore.
