What is the /tv/ equivalent of a deep-dish pepperoni pizza?
>>222484056Depends on the brand of pizza
>>222484056That's a pan pizza, not deep dish. Pic related is deep dish.
>>222484056That’s pan pizza not deep dish
>>222484056Concierge sir
>>222484056Weird al show.
A deep dish pizza is supposed to be deep. Hence the name.
>>222484114now that's a hearty 'za
>>222484114oops wrong image, that's a tomato pie with cheese, disregard my latent homosexuality. pic related is real deep dish pizza and what I meant to post
>>222484310That's Detroit style, which is a type of pan pizza. Still not deep dish.
>>222484056A deep dish pizza is a sick travesty of a dish.I spit on whoever designed that beyond cheap biscuit with sparse toppings stingily sprinkled on top as a new amazing type of pizza.
high maintenance is great but it’s got some real gay stuff in it first episode
modern Netflix series where they explain scenes that just happened for second-screen viewers.
>>222484056It’s always dogshit so I’ll say Netflix slop
>deep dish pizza>It's actually just incredibly thick crust pizzaThe amount of seethe from that fuckass restaurant was incredible when I just walked out without paying for that piece of shit. Fucking retarded Puerto Rican piece of crap.
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>>222484279Wow they really decided to make the Red Baron look like a fag.
>>222486214he was a fag, he got famous because he was an expert on creeping up on men's rears and spraying them until they were forced to submit
>>222486116She takea da slice but the pie hasa no missing piece
>>222486116She's cute. I would hang out with her but I would probably decide against fucking her pretty quickly so we would really just be chilling and watching cartoon movies together though.
>>222486343She also has a flipper foot, a remote that can't decide if it wants to be a Snickers bar, and a dad named Chat GPT
>>222484056dayum that looks like a good 'za
>>222486367Are you telling me fat lady is a fake?
>>222486405Ever since the ozempocalypse our women have looked like we just rescued them from fucking Dachau!
>>222486351see i would be upset because i know there's a cute fuckable girl in there somewhere but she's trapped in a hambeast and she would be able to tell how annoyed this made me, it would ruin the vibe. i guess that's my fault but really it's her fault for being obese.
>>222484056That isn't deep dish. That is too much bread.The answer is anything by HBO.
>>222484056>>222484114>>222484279It's not a pizza, and pepperonis are not a real ingredient. It's not even edible.Stop eating goy cattle slop. Have some self respect ffs.
>>222484114that's lasagna
>>222484310More cattle slop. "Why am i obese and retarded?". Eat proper food, not industrial garbage i would not serve to my worst enemy.
>>222484114oh lord...i gotza meaty food bonah
>>222486595The Europeans cope seething with their peasant version that is fancy cause they put four leaves on it has gone on long enough.
Mutts: why are we fat, retarded and deseased ?Also mutts: look at the industrial garbage i found, looks yummy
>>222486687they came here for the World Cup and ignored all the Michelin restaurants and went to Buccees and our most trash places....and loved it
>>222486687I would not serve "that" to my cats, and they would not eat it anyway. I tested that with burger king or Macdonald. The burger, untouched, for days. Mutts are bellow cattle.
>>222484114that's a fuckin casserole
>>222486742>Retarded Croatian buys McDonald's and sets it on his floor because he's mind raped by Americans
I never knew the Red Baron decided to go into the pizza business after WW1. He must have grown tired of killing.
>>222486735You have no actual restaurants, nobody went to bucks hes or whatever (is that a gay nigger reference ?). Stop coping.
>>222486784He realized he could kill billions with heart disease and jumped at the opportunity
>>222486778Cry moar. It's delicious. Unlike the things you call food, and are forbidden by 95% of civilized countries, since they are literal biohazard. Eat your shit ixn silence.
>>222484114Eat the deep dish like a pussy.
Amerimutts ITT
>>222486850>Eat your shit ixn silenceYea so there's a reason our food is global and you eat beets and cabbage boiled in vinegar. Lol, "silence."
I was wondering...many pets lick their butts, butt won't touch american "food". Even when hungry.Funny.
>>222486963>butts, butt
>>222486932Nobody eats your "food". Civilized country don't allow them. Even when it's made of local ingrédients...its barely edible.Piggy. Oink oink.
>>222486975>What is autocorrectTurns out, the average mutt shares 2 things with jeets. Their "food" tastes, and their IQ. LMAO
>>222487005I was almost able to understand this post but unfortunately I simply cannot comprehend the raped mind of a colonized and beaten people. Oh well. How's the Taco Bell in your capital doing? Still the most profitable contribution to your territory's GDP? That's good.
>>222484114>on a cooking panIsn't deep dish actually cooked in a metal dish? It looks like that but the crust cooks differently because of the dish
>>222487051Oink oink piggy
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>>222487100Oink oink
>>222484056deep movie like interstellar
>>222484056lynch slop. people insist it's the greatest thing ever and they are completely wrong
>>222484056>No cheese inside the crust
>>222484114that's a casus belli
>pepperoniWorst type of pizza. Ham and banana peppers is the thinking man’s topping choice.
>>222484056The Chuck Lorre (Chaim Levine) shows
I don't give a fuck about what any of you think.I will sprinkle some shredded cheddar onto a Jack's pepperoni, toss it in the oven, then after 9 minutes I'll eat that fucker and love it.
>>222486343This DYEL lanklet only marathons one pizza
>>222486463I went to Dachau and they were like "here's the two furnaces and here's a shower and there were like 100x more bunkers than there are now believe us"Took some selfiesThe living quarters were nicer than what I had in scout camp.
>>222486811n-no u
>>222486735I have also seen Europeans excited to eat at Taco Bell and I am like... only retards eat there. Go to a Mexican restaurant.Sad.
>>222490076Thank god we got a sensible thin crust man here. I thought I was going mad!
>>222486735people go to the zoo and laugh at the animals throwing poop at each other, anon. The difference is a the zoo's cost like 20 bucks to enter, a buccees is free to enter and look at the wildlife
>>222490076people dont like to admit it, but the best deep pan pizza is just 5 thin crusts on top of eachother
>GOYSLOP, GOYSLOP, GOYSLOP!! DRINK SOME WATER FATTY! I'D NEVER, NEVER, NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS EAT A FUCKING PIZZAEvery single food thread in existence is like this.
>>222484266Correct answer>>222485704On paper it's a good idea. The sauce is always the best part! So rich and savoury and bittersweet... but unfortunately, you can have too much of a good thing
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>>222492527Huh, I guess I'm great after all.
>>222490076based, dressing up jacks pizzas is great for something quick and easy
>>222486764>>222486623>>222484310why does 'cago 'za make some people go full retard with anger?
This should have it's own name. Like Yankzaa. Because only Yanks call this a zaa
>>222490076>pre-shredded cheesegrim