Kyle MacLachlan was a massive queer for not wanting Cooper to tap that
Not for kissing frank booth?!
>>222484456He was pussywhipped by Lara Flynn Boyle.
>>222484456He was a fully grown FBI man and she was a high school teen. You sicko.
never date a co-worker. or at the very least make sure HR knows its happening
>>222484563Which is justifiable given that she was much hotter than pic
>>222484563There's simply no contest, donnacels keep moving
>>222484563This. Lara was also at peak during that time and she is also pretty crazy, so he probably didn't want to risk some boiled bunny shit.
>>222484456Lara Flynn Boyle was a psycho bitch that was dating MacLchlan at the time and made the writers stop the planned romance between Cooper and Audrey.
>>222484959Based that Lynch had enough of her shit and replaced her in FWWM (the new actress was hotter too anyway).
>>222484603So? That never stopped this couple. Age gap wasn't a big deal in the 90s.
>>22248513190s power couple#goals
>>222485014Lynch has god tier taste in actresses. He honestly might have the best track record in hot girls of any director.
>>222485196He was based beyond belief.
>>222485196Laura Dern is not attractive. Sorry, not sorry.
>>222485196Because he wasn't homo like most of Homowood
>>222484456The Return should've been 18 hour-long episodes of young Sherilyn Fenn's face CGI'd over a body double getting railed by a 6'8" swede bodybuilder.
>>222485304You're probably just gay, nigga.
>>222485196>cast the hottest women in the world at time of filming>they all love and adore you>refuse to elaborate
>>222485304Even if you take Dern out he had:In their prime:Isabella Rossellini Sheryl LeeMadchen AmickLara Flynn BoyleSherilyn FennMoira KellyNaomi WattsLaura HarringPatricia ArquetteNot to mention chicks he had in Twins Peaks season 3 like his much younger girlfriend, Chrysta Bell. Also, he had Monica Bellucci in it as well as some others I forgot.
>>222485431I apologize for not being into trannies with a man jaw.
The Return was fucking awful.
>>222485459In the 250th year of Our Democracy, how could you forget to include Madeline Zima?
>>222485014>all right now onto the scene where you get drunk and shirtless and my close personal friend Doug here sucks on your perky young titties>why is that important to the story?>it's lynchian now get that shirt off and lay on the table
>>222485459Who the FUCK names their kid "Girl Amick"? Were her parents retarded?
>>222486108Moira Kelly checked with her parish priest first before doing the scene because she was worried it might be immoral even though it was acting.
>>222486108Kino scene. Laura getting eaten out under the table was not something I expected.
>>222486108she fits the role better, she's deliciously innocent looking
>>222485459you forgot
>>222484456she was super cute in the pilot ep then it went all down hill from there
Sure are a lot of pedophiles ITT for some reason.
>>222486858fuckin D girl
>>222487537it's even like we are on 4chan /tv/ and not r/movies or something, mental innit
>>222485304She's not the sex appeal role
>>222487594>Being anti-pedo is pro-reddit nowYou retards can't even keep your own fucking narratives straight in your own heads.
>>222487679It is insane what a prancing lala homo fag you are holy shit
>>222487725Stop lusting after kids, Shlomo. You're doing the exact same shit you accuse homosexuals of doing.
>>222487679always was, newfag
>>222487887See >>222487763
>>222485304Laura Dern made my pp move in Wild at Heart from raw physical sex appeal. And again in Inland Empire from attitude alone.I think she's actually the perfect Lynchian actress. She's pleasantly appealing on the surface but capable of contorting herself into deeply unsettling visages.
I miss him
>>222484456She has amazing style in the show, like everyone else, but she has the kind of face where all I can think of is how it's going to get gross immediately the moment she gets some age lines. Even in this image you can see the nasolabials that are gonna make her look like a pug in just a few years. Donna had a much more appealing face overall, Kyle picked the hottest actress there to date
>>222485304someone explain how she get roles still - or ever. like even zendaya makes more sense in present day hollywood.
>>222489569Talent, you pleb
>>222489548Audrey was hotter at the time though. As for who looks hottest now, it's hard to say what Donna would've looked like if she didn't get bogged in the 2000s.
