>YOU'RE LOVE BOMBING ME!!!
>YOU'RE FLIM FLAMMING ME
>>222484942>ask ex to stop drinking because she can't handle alcohol, it makes her suicidal and i just get the aftermath of a broken self hating person who i love>"YOU ARE GASLIGHTING AHD TRYING TO CONTROL MEYou can never win. Never stay with them. Get the fuck out of there.
>>222485010You’re trauma-dumping me!
>>222485010Honestly I'm siding with her here. Total classic case of gaslamping.
>>222484942>YOU'RE DRESDEN FIRE BOMBING ME!
>>222484942I've got so many in my /b/ folder.1.
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>>2224849423wow the minute between sucks me ballz
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You know if you don’t take women seriously, life improves a lot.
>YOU'RE TUBTHUMPING ME!!!
>YOU'RE BOND BURGERING ME
>>222484942>YOU'RE LOVE-TRUCKING ME>BERSERKERRRR
>>222484942he has impotency face so his angry scenes are never really sold for me. he's much better at collected, debonaire and driven asexual tycoon.
>>222485242huh... how come he stopped appearing in stuff?
>YOU'RE WEENIE HUT JR'ING ME
>YOU'RE BADONKADONKING ME
>>222484942>YOU’RE SIDESCROLLING ME!
>>222485350>YOU’RE CRASHING INTO ME!
>>222485440Fucking lost.
i'm a creepy incel man according to a leftist activist woman (despite me being in a relationship when she decided this)it's ruined my life. lost my job, social support, etc. we used to say 'the internet is serious business' as a joke, but holy shit, Twitter can actually damage you.
>>222485573>YOU’RE DUTCH-OVENING ME!
>>222485010If you make it clear a woman is special to you, you are love bombing her.If you try and play it cool, you are gaslighting her.If you suggest she improve herself, you are controlling her.If you leave her to her vices, you are enabling her.If you ask for her to take accountability for her actions, you are manipulating her.If you don’t hold her responsible, you aren’t fighting for the relationship.If you spend time with your friends and hobbies, you are abandoning her.If you only spend time with her, you are suffocating her.If you are successful in your career, then you’re a workaholic.If you are unsuccessful in your career, you have no prospects. If you are stoic around her, then you’re emotionally unavailable. If you are emotionally vulnerable with her, then she gets the ick. If you want children, then you are pressuring her.If you don’t want children, then you are wasting her time.If you like her female friends, then you want to cheat on her with them.If you don’t like her female friends, then you are isolating her.If you lean politically right, then you are racist.If you lean politically left, then you are spineless.If you watch pornography, then you are a pervert.If you don’t watch pornography, then you’re sexually repressed.If you take care of the house, then you have OCD.If you don’t take care of the house, then you’re a slob.If you take care of your appearance and health, then you’re a health nut.If you don’t take care of your appearance and health, then you’ve let yourself go.If you take care of your mental health, then you’re self-obsessed. If you don’t take care of your mental health, that’s a red flag.The only thing men seem to be able to do right is the one thing they have the least control over: Be tall.
>>222486695I once had a girlfriend get angry at me because I didn’t want to get icecream with her, because I am lactose intolerant. I had to get something because she would feel fat otherwise. I don’t like fruit sorbets, but I had to regularly get them in the 2 flavours available: lemon and berry, because I couldn’t just go to the icecream shop with her and purchase nothing. One day on a drive, when we were both agreed we were feeling thirsty, I pulled into a McDonald’s drive through and got us both a large coke zero, because we both liked them. Later that day, she had a go at me for being weird and said I embarrassed her by not getting a full meal, which you’re “supposed to do”. Apparently we should have driven the extra 15 minutes home, or pulled into a 7/11 because it’s “normal” to get just a drink there. But I guarantee, had I done this, she would have had a go at me for making her wait too long for her drink. And later on when I suggested she take bottled water with her she really snapped. Of course, if she ever worked an early shift in her life she would know that the McDonald’s drive through is full of tradesmen buying for a coffee. Some of them get a breakfast, but some just want the coffee. McDonalds doesn’t discriminate, either way, I promise they’re happy to take your money, bacon and egg mcmuffin or not. Not all women are as bipolar as my first list made them out to be. She was the worst I’ve experienced, and I’m only listing the humorous short stories because the serious arguments were much longer and more traumatic. Women also cluster these opinions. An extroverted woman is more likely to shame you for staying in on a weekend, and an introverted one more likely to get mad because you exhausted her by wanting to go out. I’m sure you can work out the other archetypes.
>YOU'RE TIT-FUCKING ME!
>>222484942you're greenlighting me!
>>222486767But all women switch tactics to as far as to the other extreme as they’re comfortable going (a full 180 means you have a borderline, normal women only go about halfway) the second they sense they’re losing control of the argument, which they are always having with you.You think your girlfriend will be a mutual oasis away from the histrionic nonsense of the rest of the world. Your coworkers, your family and the general public might be axe crazy, but you and your girl can just love and support each other, right?WRONG! You are trapped in yet another pointless argument. The final trick they play is perhaps the most insidious. It’s where the phrase “opposites attract” comes from. There is nothing wrong with being a party animal, or a quiet round the house type. But the social butterfly girl specifically seeks out the introvert hobbyist. Or vice versa. Women are the selectors, obviously. Even if there’s some personality differences, as long as she’s bubbly and cute towards you, as long as she laughed at every joke you did make, and several that you didn’t, you’ll acquiesce to her subtle advances, and make the “first move”. This is manipulation. But she has a different criteria. She hasn’t picked you to relax together. She has picked you to argue with. This is why high rise city apartment dwelling girls seek country boys who need room to practice their green thumb. This is why women whose only musical participation is in an audience chase after band members, then throw a tanty when he needs to go to his band practices.
>>222486809She hasn’t seen you, she’s seen something you value, and the game she is playing is whether or not she can take that thing you love away from you. I don’t hate women, but the only winning move is not to pay. This discredits their main bargaining chip, (their sexuality) and makes them absolutely furious, because you’ve made it clear: Sex with you isn’t good enough for me to abandon my friends and hobbies.Any interest she has in the things you like in the opening honeymoon phase of the relationship is just part of her manipulation. Long term, she wants you to change to suit her. Once she’s succeeded, she will be bored of you, and she will then restart the cycle with another man.Turning her down is truly the only way to win, but it is also yet another catch 22:If you have sex with her, she’s already won.If you don’t have sex with her, you will regret it. Any discussion about women inevitably ends up as circular and long winded as their arguments. So before you hit me with “words words words”, or “I aint reading all dat”, consider deeply. Do you want this much raw, emotionally negative information dumped at you the second you walk back in through the door every single day? If not, there’s your answer. If you’re still undecided, remember this:I have been honest with you. She won’t be.
>You're busting Christ Airs on me
>>222485199>You're gasslampig me!
>YOU'RE RIDGE RACING ME
>YOU'RE BUG JUICE: CAMP HIGHLANDERING ME
>>222486889you're tony hawk's pro skating 2 me
>YOU'RE MEGAMAN X3ING ME
>>222486889>222486889holy fuck this guy is fat
Late 20s, I've been in exactly one relationship my entire life, was seemingly happy for 2 years until she dumped me via text out of nowhere and ghosted me. Been wading through shit for years since then. Finally found another girl that seemed cool but she just lead me on for a month hard including inviting me to her place after a date to make out and sleep together, only to back pedal a few days later and tell me she doesn't want to get my hopes up about her and that she doubts I'll make her as happy as her ex did. Then she called me insecure for getting pissed. Since then I've just stopped giving a shit about women altogether and started going to furry cons to fuck twinks and femboys. Haven't been this happy in years.
>>222486967What an obscure reference.
>>222486253What did you say to her?
>broke up with girlfriend and kicked her out because "I wasn't spending enough time with her" and I had hated her so much I turned down sex every time she made advances>finds a new boyfriend who takes her in after I kicked her out and doesn't make her pay rent like I did>she cheats on him with me after a few months because I stupidly replied to her and was horny>she makes fun of him for being kind to herI can only imagine what kind of shit she did to me behind my back but I'm glad she's gone.
>>222487158What no father figure does to a man
>You're weaponized therapy-speaking me!
>>222487418to be fair he was probably love bombing her
i can only hope that one day love bombing will be banned by the geneva convention
I once had a girlfriend who got really upset that I could make her cum. I should have walked away right then and there and never looked back.
>>222485258ITT: talentless hacks
>>222487590>girl>cumminglmao nobody tell this retard she pissed on him
>>222487638You're thinking of squirting
>>222487638Retard alert>>222487657Correct anon alart
I'm a pathetic loser and I've only had sex once. Her pussy was wet with a jelly-like Vaselineish like substance. I don't know if that's good or bad because I always assumed it wouldn't be so viscous, more like precum
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>>222487788Kek
>>222487746Is that why you didn't have sex again?
>>222487946No, I just haven't been able to. This girl did all the work and approached me and that hasn't happened since.
>>222485006Retarded shitposters nonpareil
>>222486936>YOU'RE ATTACKING MY WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
>>222485010Why do women love to misuse these therapy terms so much? >maybe we can work out our problems>REEEEEE toxic positivity why are you always trying to solve everything?Ok so you don't want to solve anything just endlessly complain. Got it.
>>222488906>YOU'RE FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARSING ME
>>222486767Spineless worm
