Why did Jamiroquai decided to be an incel?
Gayest faggot of all time award
she probably fucked him into temporary ED
>>222485992This is existensial struggle according to gen x
>>222485992Why would anyone believe some random image like that. There's no evidence that this is true.
Fuck you faggots.Having a gf with hyper sex drive is torture.I do not agree on the big tits though, I'd kill everyone here for a big titted gf.
>>222486066Chad here. I understand what happened because I was in a similar situation with a 9/10. Sex can be boring after a while.You incels will never understand
>>222486066It’s true.
>>222486066Winona's big brown beaver here, I can attest to all of this.
>>222486096I had a big titted gf with a hyper sex drive and it was the best time of my life. I still miss her years later. You're just a fucking faggot.
>>222486106if you're bored then you're boring
>>222485992I always thought that winona played trinity for some reason
>>222485992That would be volcel, not incel.
>>222486157You incels should speak louder
>>222486106Basado. BTFO the turbo virgin!
>>222486182Volcels are just coping incels
>>222486148This. Having a woman want to ride your cock > not having a woman want to ride your cock.
>>222486257Knowing you can have a woman ride your cock > Having a woman ride your cock > not having a woman want to ride your cock.
>>222486295Consensual rape of a woman > all of that
>>222486148Having sex with a girl? Gay as fuck bro
>>222485992>>222486014>>222486047I hated my girlfriend so much that the last year we were together I would turn down her advances and jack off instead. I think we had sex twice in that last year and I was drunk both times. I bought a sex doll and broke up with her.
>>222485992He was to high to have sex most of the time
>>222485992>Me when I reach for the officer's firearm
>>222486148I’ve dated 3 stacked women and they were all super horny. Not like nymphomaniac or anything but they never said no to sex and all three enjoyed when I’d randomly play with their tits. Busty chicks are horny.
>>222486106There's a reason people say it's the journey and not the destination that matters
>>222486066I guarantee some ass hurt jeet offended by any man being less of a coomer than itself made this up
>>222486945Yes hes gay. Can we move on now?
>>222486066It's from a 2005 FHM interview with Jay Kay and someone dug it up and made it became a meme about five months, newfag.https://iol.co.za/entertainment/celebrity-news/2005-05-26-jay-kay-no-longer-wants-to-date-groupies/>Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay says sexy Winona Ryder wore him out with her non-stop demands for sex. The 35-year-old singer said, although he enjoyed his brief relationship with the Hollywood star, he was left shattered trying to keep up with her.>He confessed: "She has these enormous breasts - bigger than they look on film.>"She did have this habit of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage. It was exhausting."
>>222485992 (OP) #Jay Kay is a certified chad.>most popular song is a rejection of modernity>fistfights paparazzi>collects classic Porsches>longest run at the top of the Top Gear track times listMan has zero need for a schizo shoplifting heeba, utterly immune to khazar milkers, I kneel.
>>222486955So he was raped?
>>222485992more like she was a pain in the ass to deal with so he cherrypicked the most based reasons to break up with her to be nice and make them both look good
>>222485992Like may things:Sex is boring if it happens too often.Once a week is my max. Otherwise I'd get bored..t got lucky & got a 6ft4in tall GF
>>222485992>why did decidedESL faggot
>>222485992He's literally met. gayest man on earth
>>222486995I don't even understand what the fuck you're saying. I play with my cock alone for 12 hours a day and that's an average goon session. You got a qt involved and now you're too precious to fuck? Hell nah gang. Can't stop won't stop.
>>222487001We don't sign our posts here.
>>222486986Nah its mostly moids who are insufferable.
Proper sex is too much work desu. Virgin here think it's just random blowjobs and quickies, but in reality you'd have to fuck her good, do foreplay, make her cum, etc. And when it's the same woman every day it gets extremely boring. A high libido gf sounds good in theory, but it's not.
>>222487188And yet across all infities Rick doesn't get tired of adventuring with Morty. Skill issue.
>>222486955>>222486604>>222486106Apsolute sòi, but not becuase you turned down sex, If you are bored of sex you just don’t like her that much and it bleeds into the relationship, onions Becuase you were comfortable and too beta to break it off the moment it wasn’t working out.People like you and him end up in terminal marriages
>>222487395>not keeping a woman around for chores Sasuga, virgin-kun
>>222486248>This bitch wanted to fuck me TOO much and I couldn't keep up so I broke it off with her>Heh, you're just a coping incel. >:^D
>>222485992>itshouldhavebeenme.jpg
>>222487450Holy manchild lmao
>>222486955He wins biggest faggot of all time.
>>222486066Maybe what matters is not whether it's true or false, but the friends we make while talking about it along the way.
>>222485992You'd have to be virtually insane to do that
>>222487450>virginくんDo you want to fuck me or something? Call me virgin-さん you faggot.
She was obviously on stims and he just didn't want to say thatHe should have though, cause now he looks retarded and it was only years later everyone else caught in she was abusing drugs
>>222487556sybau virgin-kun
>>222486978I love jamiroquai so much and I'm excited about the new album
>>222487556h-he's doing it sideways! Virgin-さま is very powerful
>>222487557He was using amphetamines a lot in his 30s and probably couldn't get hard
Winona's are just the best of all time. Huge and perky and pale, doesn't get better than that.
>>222487454Correct
>>222487662That actually checks out too
>>222486955She probably yelled at him and emasculated him if he couldn't get hard
>>222487752Kek, I started drinking to avoid spending time with my gf, not spend more time with her. Unless this is a hooker, in which case based.
I dated a girl who wanted to fuck like every 3 hours and that shit sucks.Anything more than 4-5 times a week is going to get really old really fast. I know that sounds crazy to the incel gooners here but it's true.
>>222487752>Watching gay moviegay
>>222487773The incel virgins in /tv/ never had a chance to even talk to any woman. Thats just sad
>>222487752Are you and your gf living in a dentist receptionist room
>>22248660414 years in here, I jerk off in bed next to my wife while she's asleep
>>222487752What kind of artard watches two screen mirrored?
>>222487814I feel sorry for your wife. She should divorce your ass and take all your shit you mentally ill faggot
>>222487752>white clawAre those actually fun? I tried to wean myself off liquor with the 8% white claws and they taste like shit and I could barely feel a buzz off them. I just went sober for a few months instead.
>>222487829We fuck once or twice a month
I used to think he was out of his mind until I actually spent some time around women and then I totally got it.
>>222487814Based, I do the same thing since sex is basically a chore now. She started crying and asked if she was ugly and I just told her to lose a few pounds to get to 120lb so it would buy me some time. I've thought about going to see a hooker and it's exciting but the prospect of paying for sex makes me feel like a beta.
>>222487811Kinda. It was an AirBnB.
>>222487859Every guy who actually has experience with women eventually becomes Al.t. sitting in my office right now pretending to be asleep while I shitpost on 4chan and about to watch Showdown in Little Tokyo so I don't have to spend time with my wife
>>222487864You're flexing this, goofy? Just divorce. This thread is going to turn me into a feminist lmao
Didn't want to be with an oven dodger.
>>222486014fpbp
>>222487752Is that your gay cross-dressing boyfriend you faggot lmao
>>222487918>You're flexing thisNo, I'm miserable and hate my life. She has threatened to kill herself if I leave her and while I know she's not serious it's a huge annoyance and I'll eventually have to stop being a beta cuck and kick her out. Thanks for the motivation.
>>222487926he's drinking white claws so probably
>>222487939Well shit. Good luck anon.
>>222487752>>222487953Who drinks White Claw out of a drinking glass?
>>222487990Apparently that guy does, anon. I'm this anon >>222487838 and when I tried to drink them I would just pour them into a huge Fuzzy's Taco's plastic cup and chug 3-4 to try to feel a buzz. They're fucking awful.
>>222487070That's because you are a porn addicted loser anon.A man balances his proclivities in a healthy manor.I
>>222487752whats with the Michael Scott tv?
>>222486955Nowhere does it say that he broke up with her over it.>she has big tits>she wanted so much sex it was exhaustingNowhere does it say why they broke up. The real reason is probably because she is crazy and a slut, a pathological liar and a thief.Gossip troons are so fucked in the head. No one can say anything about their ex without that being the exact reason why they broke up.
>>222489070Holy projection batman. Youre a fucking pathetic incel. Just kys
>>222485992he was based. fuck thots subhumans who are slaves to their subhuman desires
>>222489109Incel coded post
>>222486066This is 4channel, where people will base their identity around false info from an image and get really mad if ever questioned
>>222489146>false infoThen youre retarded since it actually happened. Idiot
>>222485992Put the sausage back, Winona, stealing is wrong.
>>222485992>>222489109We need a segregated society to separate the asexual from the rest of us. The real war isn't between jews or whites, or men and foids, or whites and blacks. It's between normal people and asexuals (evil).
>>222485992IMO Winona was a total nut job but he wanted to be a gentleman so he threw himself on his sword and took the blame. Also she was a bigger star than he was and he probably was hoping for more of a career than he ended up having and knew not to take digs at an A lister
>>222486978Holy fucking based.
>>222489089uh oh, tranny melty!
>>222489335shalom rabbi
You folks need a GF before you can understand how annoying they can be
>>222489900What if I want to be the GF
>>222489946then you need a rope
>>222485992>>222486955>sensitive young man gets raped by succubus whore>everyone calls him gay for trying to save his nectarFUCK you, /tv/
>>222490277Shut up virgin. The adults are talking
>>222486978>schizo shopliftingevery single woman goes through a "thrill seeking" phase in their late teens/early 20s.
>>222486066why would the image lie? Always believe the victims
>>222485992Wait Jamiroquai is the band? I always thought it was the dude's name
Fucking all the time drains the lifeforce...especially if its multiple times a day. You get sleepy and lazy, hungry and the brainfog intensefies. thats a death sentence for an artist
>>222490414The guy's called Jamie RoquaiCompletely unrelated to the band
>>222490201Kinky
>>222485992>the original Zoomer movie goer
>>222486138>he smells like 7 layers/that beaver eats Taco Bell.Primus Sucks.
>>222486066This site is full of fake stupid shit. Idk why I come here anymore, I need more productive hobbies than just mindlessly scrolling 4chan.
>HAVE SEXNNNOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
>>222490414Common for most people. Peep Show is how I learned. In season 2 or 3 Jez says something like 'Jamiroquai is in town, I've always loved them'. The singer's name is Jay Kay.
>>222487702Retard.
>>222491432Retard.
>>222487829relax it's just two morbidly obese hedgehogs who have twin gaming battle stations (hers is pink) and they play WoW all day and sleep in zelda tshirts
>>222487752even her fingers are chubbygood job hiding the iceberg this is an inventive angle
>>222487752Why does everyone want to fuck up their necks so bad? TVs should be at eye height sitting down.
>>222485992what a weird way to come out of the closet…>>222486106>chad here>I’m asexual >sex is to tough for me>women have higher sex drives than me>I’m not man enough to please a womanso, not a chad?
>>222486106Nice larp, but if sex gets boring there is definitely something else going on, if you are both attracted to each other and healthy you will be fucking every day at the very least. Unless of course you have been together for like 10 years. Otherwise if sex 'gets boring' then of what value is the relationship? Move on.
>>222486106i guess is like when you fap daily for months, and then it just doesn't have the same feeling, and you get depressed for a week or two and then you fap again and feels great, 2 weeks without sex is too much for a relationship to endure.
>>222487752Lauren Bates Jaffe
>JamiroquaiMore like JamiroG A Y
>>222490837Why single out 4chan when the entire internet is like that?
>>222487752
This isn't a porno.
It's a crazy world we're living in
>>222486955so where's the sausage again
>>222485992He dodged ovendodger
My ex had decent tits (terrible ass though), and was a sex fiend. Everytime she'd come over I'd be telling her something and she'd just jump on top of me... Bitch, I'm trying to talk here.She'd demand that I fuck her before dinner, after dinner and then all night. She once got really mad because she wanted a "sex marathon" and didn't get it (she only told me afterwards, was never gonna happen anyway). I made her dump me after a few months (she kept texting me for like a year).Don't forget to like and subscribe, niggers. And fuck you too.
>>222487797No need to exaggerate anon. We go to work, meet friends, and go to house parties just like the rest of you to meet other people.
>>222487752>druk threadshaven't seen one in a real long time, what happened bros
>>222493543I don't do any of these things
>>222486066Her tits are pretty big. I can testify to that in front of Congress.
I don't recall she showing tits when she was young
>>222493563That's ok anon. I didn't start being a social butterfly until I was 29 and finally went back to college. Just start on little things and most people will open up to you.
More like Jay Gay
>>222486106Categorically correct.
>>222486955He prefers shoes.>Meanwhile, Jay has also confessed one of the most attractive features of a woman - is her shoes. He added: "I've got a wicked shoe fetish. I love a good pair of shoes".
>>222485992>breaks up with a kikess>slanderous article dropsCurious...
>>222493169>getting a glass dirtyget a load of this faggot getting the fine crystal out to impress us. we drink straight from the bottle around here boy
>>222486066>In a 1993 interview with Playboy, Mimi Rogers joked that her ex-husband Tom Cruise had seriously considered becoming a monk and remained celibate to "maintain the purity of his instrument"
>durr he gayhe was so gacked out 24/7 his junk probably wasn't working half the timeyounger people don't understand just how much coke this guy used to do
>>222493269kek
>>222493169what a cheese spread, truly a man of culture
I also heard marilyn manson took out his ribs so he could suck his own dick doood. it's true trust me
Post more Winona you cowards
>>222494101Here's some extremely high quality footagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2fMUiX9oiA
I prefer small tits, big tits flop everywhere
>>222485992>why did he decide to be involuntary celibate>decide>involuntary
>wake up>thread still upI'll pour a vodka/Red Bull for that!
>>222494576I prefer big tits, they flop everywhere
>>222494755Looks like bolt ons
>>222495192It's the sentiment that counts
>>222485992>>222486066>Why would anyone believe some random image like thatFor sure. First thing you notice that shows it's fake is some nonsense about him being "the lead singer of" himself. Like what?Or are they admitting it's a joke because it says "Jay Kay" as in "just kidding"? IDK man...
>>222495377Jamiroquai was a 2-man operation.
>>222495426Was the other man the hat?
>>222485992How many guys have this bitch been run through by? I feel like every other year we get three more dudes she "dated"
>>222485992Women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive, diagram of uterus is the image of apostolic baphomet, look it up, complete with horns and all.When you have sex, part of your soul is being lost on ejaculation, think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out, soon enough it is absorbed by the vagina (baphomet devouring soul fragments), but how? It has no mouths, yet it happens. Semen is the vagina's (apostolic baphomet) prefered goyslop, without semen women (demonkind) dies of starvation, which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason', part of the reason this happens is based on the fact there is no superior entity for them to rely on once their interior energy is depleted, think of it like a really big tank with only one mouth on it that slowly leaks out. They replenish their inner energy by absorbing it from men, because ultimately they have no souls which they can rely on to produce this energy themselves. If they do not get enough energy, they bleed. just look it up, pregnant women (women that have been cummed in and had their energy needs temporarily sated) do not have periods at all, nothing, blood simply does not come out. Yet a woman that does not have this 'suddenly' bleeds and feels ill for several days in a row with pain and weakness and bleeding. Normal?
>>222495457No, the cameraman
>>222495476Succubi have needs
>>222487556なんといいますか
>>222486955Yeah that might sounds fun the first 20 times, but what about after that? You virgins probably think it's fun to be a male pornstar too
>>222494755Fake tits are fucking disgusting man. Get some standards.
>>222490414Wait until you find out about The Queen
>>222486024Amateur. He needs permanent ED like me.
https://youtu.be/Deh9HEHCBYA?si=FKvmy7Wjraq6h7Oq
>>222486955An embarrassment of riches.
>>222486955
>>222496437Now this is wonderful.
>>222495377
>>222496944Yeah it was great.
>>222495495Not dismissing you entirely but come on dude you can't believe they die without sex. I do think their energy vampires though.
>>222486955If Prime Winona Ryder had sex with an incel from this thread they would cum in 30 seconds and be spent for a month. You would not be able to handle three times of winona a day.
>>222486630
>>222497160speak for yourself
>>222497200Do you think Jamiroquai couldnt get tons of pussy? If he couldnt handle her what chance do you have?
Jay Kay needs time with his automobiles
>>222495495truth supernova
>>222497224he's gay
>>222486955Feels like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown
>>222497160I cannot be defeated that easily.
honestly the best frequency to fuck is once a week. keeps it special and maintains your hunger.
>>222485992That would make him voluntarily celibate, not an incel.
>>222497596volcels are just coping incels
>>222497623coping with what?
>>222497544Playing gooner anime games isn't the same as being in the room alone with a hot naked woman. If you are an incel shut in you would probably have a panic attack.
>>222485992>>222486014Virtually Insane
>>222486066I was there, its all true. We used to double team winona (winnie as i call her).
man i really need to try this sex thing one of these days
>>222497846Baby Jesus weeps if you do
>>222497572With my ex we averaged 3 times a day. If I don't get another titcow gf soon I'm going to die.
>>222497846It requires interacting with women, which is something you may or may not want to do. Or alternatively just pay for it.
>>222486066I believe it because I am a man of hope.
>>222497912You always pay for it one way or another
>>222486157i don't even own a tv
>>222498101You still have to pay the license fee
>>222497753Some guys think the end all be all of life is putting your cock into a vagina. These guys aren't very smart.
>>222490309>t. boomer that has to beg his wife for sex daily
>>222486047>ahhhhh my girlfriends boobs are too big and she wants to have sex too much i am going insane aaaaahh>*where is my mind by Pixies starts playing*
>>222499008Do married dudes actually do this? Now I'm not saying you should rape your wife if you want to fuck and she doesnt, but being married to someone who doesnt put out seems like torture. How often do couples in a healthy marriage have sex anyway?
>>222499008>>222499250Women are a lot hornier than men from my experience. I started to loathe my ex-girlfriend to the point where I would rather jack off since we always argued and fought but that didn't stop her from wanting to have sex. Incidentally, this is when I realized that denying them sex fundamentally breaks their mind.
>>222499279>Women are a lot hornier than men from my experienceAbsolute woman brained take
Damn, why do hot chicks love musicians so much? Natalie Portman fucked Moby and is currently pregnant from some musician with a retarded name
>>222486066Me when I see holohoax pictures.
>>222499250Women work on a different axis than men, sexually. If I see my wife's fat ass bouncing a little too well I get horny.If my wife gets done putting the baby to bed and sees that the kitchen is clean and I changed the sheets on the bed suddenly she's horny. That's where things get dangerous because dipshits confuse doing things the wife thinks are sexy with just being a simp or that chores are purely transactional.
>>222485992She was taking too much of his creative time and if he kept it that way the Virtual Insanity video that broke the laws of physics is still a mystery to this day wouldn't have been made.
>>222499631Women love seeing men fix shit too. My current gf gets horny as fuck if I'm doing something as simple as drilling a wall to hang a picture frame or whatever. Apparently zoomers her age dont know how to fix or do shit, despite being on their phones 24/7 and being able to search for instructions about anything
>>222497118their energy vampires did what?
>>222486066you are an image
>>222485992Because he lives underground
