Which of these would sell more to kids?
jews want to harm children not entertain them
The top, obviously. Loved that show when I was little.
>>222486782The armor is baffling since it looks like it comes from DOOM. It has "bad guy armor" written all over it. Only Buzz's outfit looks like a hero's outfit. The ugly browns and yellow saturation do not help it.
>>222486782Who the fuck thought a "serious" drama film based off of Toy STory was a good idea? Holy shit. You can tell that test audiences thought it looked ugly, and too serious, without anything cute. So it looks like they hastily went back and added a cute cat to things.
>>222486782capitalism wants to sell to shitskins but the movie did awful. but they keep trying to include shitskins even though European Americans are still majority in this country
>>222487154This sank the movie hardest of all its flaws
>>222487154Kek
>>222487010This >>222487154 is maybe the most baffling conceit of the entire thing: Lightyear is explicitly meant to be an in-universe Buzz Lightyear movie that ten-year-old Andy loved growing up, and it feels nothing at all like a kids' movie made around that time, or even a kids' movie period. Even putting aside the anachronisms (diversity, obviously the CG quality, etc.) it doesn't feel at all like the cheesy, part-wannabe-Star-Wars, part-wannabe-GI-Joe we see of the in-universe Buzz Lightyear franchise in the Toy Story films via commercials and the video games (while BLoSC also had some obvious deviations like Zurg's characterization, it landed the vibe perfectly).Lightyear 2022 feels like a ripoff of some Christopher Nolan film (it doesn't even have enough levity to feel like a "parody").
>>222487154Wrong movie
>>222487283
>>222487294Gem
>>222487276talking bout that time travel HOW DO I GET THROUGH TO THESE KIDS by the way there were no mixed race girl/boy bands but that's how the era will be portrayed as an attempt to smooth over historic ills it doesnt matter as long as the right message gets into the right meat
>>222487343I just wish they'd pick a lane. The past can't SIMULTANEOUSLY be an excuse for infinite chimpouts in the future/present "because racism" while also modifying the past to be more diverse than it was.>What are you complaining about? America has had gay, racemixed couples as a staple of its pop culture since 1995!
I've been watching the 90's cartoon along with other 90's Disney cartoons. Holy shit Disney used to be so good. Jews and atomized equity crapitalists genuinely can't recapture that era. It's just shitskins, shitlibs and pump and dump scams now.
>>222486989But Doom is a good guy.
>>222487048I prefer minorities in my media over whites. I also go to ICE protests that are organized by my church where we, a majority white group, give out clothes, water and food to immigrants.
>>222487471He isn't a true hero like Metroid or Halo.
>>222487415But /ourjew/ Michal Eisner was king of Disney in the 90's
>>222487525>not a true hero>punched his co for ordering him to shoot civilians
>>222486782fuck that lightyear 2000 shit was insane kino i forgot about it
>>222486782>subversive propaganda>subversive propaganda, 20 years agowhy are manchildren like this?
>>222488567Keep BLoSC out your fucking mouth /pol/troon
>Had a dream like a week ago that I found a bunch of VHS tapes with two seasons of unreleased BLoST episodes on them at a yard saleWhere's our HD digital release Disney, it's been almost 30 fucking years
>>222487283Buzz Lightyear of Starmer Command
>>222487503>I prefer minorities in my media over whitesWhy?
>>222487382>I just wish they'd pick a laneThe lane is, "anything that attacks and undermines your culture and history." That's why and how they do both without feeling the slightest internal conflict.
>>222486782Why is their only one style of black woman in any CGI movie?
>>222486782Mira Nova, my beloved.
>>222487154>A 1995 movie had a forced DEI cast and a lesbian couplePixar used to make kino...
>>222487616Older Jews used to churn out kino. It's modern Jews who are subverting culture, like Kushner and his brother who early funded A24 which is mass subversion: the studio.
>>222486782Top was awesome
>>222491146Men cannot make beautiful women becaus of sexism and women dont want to make anything more attractive then them.
>>222487276>buzz lightyear refuses to alter the past to save his crew from getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because it means his partner won't become a lesbian who dies of old ageI'm only reading the synopsis but this all sounds incredibly gay, and we're meant to believe that this is the movie that sold millions of Buzz Lightyear toys? It's just a shittier version of Gunbuster.It's kind of appropriate when you consider these days Disney can't sell an action figure to save their lives.
>>222487289Strange that they completely ignore the real Buzz movie
>>222487154>a multi billion dollar company made this
It's not the 90s any more gramps
>>222491540>everything is shitYeah you're right.
>>222487283>tommy robinsonah yes another totally real thing that happened exactly as described
>>222487503Nice bait. Enjoy the (you)'s
>>222491179W-what does she do?
>>222487154Literally reads like the Law and Order intro
>>222487471?He commited genocide against demons who were mostly peacefulguy was a menace lmao
>>222486782Insane how there's no official way to watch Star Command just because John Lasseter hated it. It should be released out of spite towards him.
>>222486782The top looks like space soldiers snd explorers, the bottom looks like LA cleaning staff at some shitty community college. They don’t do a good jobc listen to loud disruptive music and are very argumentative. Often seeing lazily sitting around watching “they fone” with earbuds in.
I tried looking for a HD version of the Buzz Lightyear cartoon and there was none. There's not even a DVD. Only VHS recordings.
>>222487827btw they retconned that into him blowing up a hospital being used as a terrorist base and unwittingly killing civilians after being lied to by his CO, so he did actually kill those people
>>222494041That's thanks to John Lasseter. Show has never been released on home media, minus a couple vhs tapes, and the show has only ever been reaired like once in the early 00s, and that's all. That's why there's only TV recordings available of the show, otherwise it's been buried, it's a shame.
>>222486782The people that tell me woke doesn't exist and put it in-between quotation marks will deny there's a difference between these two images.
>>222494041https://archive.org/details/blosc-nogrpThis is as good as it gets, I think.
>>222494269Thanks king.
>>222487503What is up with the Bot that keeps posting slight variations of this exact same stock-reaponse?
>>222487503>immigrantsICE doesn't have anything to do with "immigrants". It apprehended "illegal-immigrants" and people entering other countries illegally.
>>222487503>I prefer minorities in my media over whites. I also go to ICE protests
>>222487503You will burn in reddit hell with the rest of the retards
Whenever you see any kind of absurd rainbow coalition in any kind of action/adventure movie you just know female hands have been all over the writing
>>222487289>tim Allen
>>222491146>grocery store auntieslol
>>222494548First day on 4chan?
>>222494606if you have no foreskin, you're not white, it doesn't matter how many funny images you post
>>222487289>make a cartoon show about buzz lightyear>actually looks alright so disney decides to tool the first few episodes into a movie>hastily has tim allen redo the lines warburton already did>ends up fucking kino>disney memoryholes it because of their usual slappyfights with the creatorwhat a tale
>>222489113yeah...i'm fucking sick of being reasonable. it only gets me sorrow.
>>222491146The multiple layers of woke lmao>we need a black woman character>let's consult a black male creator>ok here is your beautiful black female character>ok now we need to consult our resident trannies and feminists>here is your ugly black female character>???>profitbuilt entirely to make nobody happy
>>222494871any other good tales of corporate nonsense at Disney?https://animatedviews.com/2013/mike-disa-and-the-seven-dwarfs-how-the-snow-white-prequel-became-a-dopey-movie/this was oddly fascinating. just the sheer bullshit and asskissing you have to do to get your cartoons made. convince some executives their retarded ideas are great, or that your great idea was actually theirs.
andy just sucks
>>222494963That link really shows how psychotic Hollywood producers are. The guy who kept pushing for dead mother childhood trauma and then brushed it off with "it'll happen so fast the kids won't have time to be upset"How about just not having the dead mother trauma in the first place?
>>222487010I worked retail at the time. Both the cat from Lightyear and the baby goat from Wish were pushed super hard and then banished to the clearance aisle of every Walmart and Target.
>>222487234Pretty bold move to instruct the audience to evaluate the movie not on its own merits, but evaluate it as a nostalgic ideal. It never had a chance but this is like sticking its feet in cement.>>222493455>Every new scene has the DUN DUN sound effect
>>222487503Based. Hope all the seething losers kill themselves.No human being is illegal.
>>222495017yeah it's fucking wild, man. movies/shows are collaborative, SOMETIMES it all works out for the better. but generally speaking they're making stories, it should be down to a creative team.i don't think i could put up with some suit coming into meetings>my son likes dinosaurs. can we put a dinosaur in the movie?i'd go insane.
>>222487283In America, cops need a special warrant to legally seize a digital device, but it's not like they ever actually get in trouble for illegally seizing people's phones, even when they seize it just to delete video evidence.I'm just pointing out that in America, cops are fucking evil and the system protects and rewards them the more diabolically evil they're willing to be. They literally promote the most corrupt and out-of-control cops to drug and gang task forces that operate like some kind of special forces unit that is bound by no law and accountable to no court for any violation no matter how egregious.
>>222494793Only for the "movie" version where he overdubs Pat Warburton's lines and the CGI segments that Disney likely forced Pixar to make at gunpoint.
>>222487503>>222495107I just think the CIA should recruit you fuckers and pay you to go play these games in China or some other enemy country. Like it's fine that you want to spend your life being an agent of chaos and destruction and a foot soldier in the Army of the Night and all that, but why are we wasting your talents by letting you do that HERE in our own country when we could send you out like human weapons to weaken and destroy our enemies?
>>222493393Jumps into the ocean and turns into the little mermaid
>>222486782all jokes aside Star Command had no business being as good as it was
>>222486782>i-it doesn't matter, chud!
>>222495219>In Americayou rang?
>>222487283>sharia policedidn't know they had social media posts and smart phones 1500 years ago
>>222491146I wish people would include the follow-up when they post this screenshot.
>>222489042The exact same reason he prefers another man's dick in his wife's snatch.
>>222495219Literally everything you posted after the first half of the first sentence is false.Europeasants need to pretend that America is some kind of fictional nightmare dystopia in order to emotionally cope with the fact that their own government's despise them for being White and are actively trying to replace them.
>>222495309This. There's no saboteur even remotely as effective at dismantling and subverting a once healthy nation as even just a garden-variety Democrat.
>>222495783Well, where is it? What happened in "the follow-up" that the original post didn't include, and why was it even worth mentioning?
>>222495219Oh, hey, pre-2020 BLM propaganda talking-points. It's been a while.
>>222496029They probably got to him and squeezed his neck until he backed off some of his speech. I've seen this story many times.
>>222495680You know that the use of "Sharia" in this instance is being used to reference "Sharia Law", and not whatever hyper-literal interpretation based on the LE ORIGINAL definition of the word "Sharia" you're apparently thinking of, right?
>>222496074sharia law doesn't exist in the way you think it does
>>222486840this is actually the opposite. Jews just want to entertain children and not educate them. Entertainment is distraction, its what the jews do well. They're a very funny people, but funny doesn't teach you anything. Pixar is run by gays, not jews.
>>222496074>>222496093qrd on Sharia, /tv/ thread about Buzz Lightyear cartoons?
>>222494086lame
>>222487048"Capitalism" doesn't make moral judgements. A true capitalist will sell food to africans one day and then sell hoods to klansmen the next day.In a true capitalist society if you wanted to ban blacks from your store or make a documentary about how the holocaust didn't happen then nobody would stop you.
I have a 2 year old so I've seen Toy Story ten million times. Buzz is such a great character and I actually think he deserved his own movie yet the amount of raping Disney did to that movie is genuinely criminal. They should have literally just done a remake of the intro to Toy Story 2 and made a whole movie out of that, not whatever the fuck Lightyear was.
>>222496093You people see this right here? This right here is the single biggest Red Flag that a retard with an agenda is gaslighting you.Notice how he doesn't actually explain his point. He doesn't explain what Sharia Law is ACTHUALLY like in order to prove me wrong or inform/educate anyone. Instead he just opts for a drive-by style non-statement implying someone else is misinformed/wrong, and then proceeds to provide zero information actually backing up that assertion.That's because his goal isn't to inform or educate anyone, or to correct a misconception. Because there IS no "misconception". His opponent is right, and he can't contradict that, so he instead settles for at least planting the seed of doubt in maybe at least one person who will read that comment and then just ASSUME he had an actual point behind it, when in reality he had jack-shit.Learn the patterns, know their MO. If nothing else, it saves you an incredible amount of time and energy.
>>222496195I don't get how you mess up something like Buzz Lightyear. 3 eyed aliens, lasers, rocket ships. It should have been full of crazy bullshit.
>>222496212relax, i'm just trying get you to explain what sharia is since you're the expert on the subject
>>222495987>Europeasants need to pretend that America is some kind of fictional nightmare dystopia in order to emotionally cope with the fact that their own government's despise them for being White and are actively trying to replace them.No, it's no true. We are trying to cope with the fact that a trailer park trash in the US has more personal freedom and probably also more living space than your average wagecucking taxpayer here.
>>222496212there's no misconception because you're saying vague shityou're not educating anyone you're just dogwhistling with a leaf blower
>>222486782This is a real head scratcher Just do a big budget cgi version of the Saturday morning cartoon
>>222496219Exactly. The intro to 2 is so kino and is fun for kids and parents alike. The whole movie should have been this. https://youtu.be/ODa0AufitVY?feature=shared
>>222491506remember that entertainment companies do commission work nowback in ye olden days studios would spend their own money on passion projectsbut now entities like blackrock can pay them hundreds of millions to make propaganda
>>222496154Brown inbred sandniggers deserve to rule over white peopleWHAT PART DONT YOU UNDERSTAND
>>222496154sharia isn't a law, it's a set of rules that muslims don't have to followlike a chivalric code
>>222496029>>222496056That's exactly what happened. There was also the replay from the tranny who made him his bitch, but I can't find it right now.
>>222496305but what is their tax policy?oh, it's Zakat. what if you do not follow Zakat? there aren't consequences right? if it's 'more like guidelines really'?
>>222496219you can’t show a heroic white male, he must be an old miserable failure ready to die and be replaced by a POC
>>222486782kids don't watch cartoons, they watch kaicenat and ishowspeed. cartoons are nostalgia bait for adults now.
>>222496514not really, you just have to pay the zakatif you still refuse you'll be punished after death (death is not the legal punishment for not paying zakat)
>>222486782Top has more diversity than the bottom too
Everything I know about this cartoon comes from the clips I saw as cutscenes between levels in the PS1 game
>>222487289>takes off his wrist laser and leaves it to shoot on its ownkino
The most baffling thing to me is it is just boring and way too high concept but done poorly, for kids. Not even the women or diversity stuff, they somehow made a 105 minute movie feel twice as long as it was.
>>222498749>Not even the women or diversity stuff, they somehow made a 105 minute movie feel twice as long as it was.Lectures often feel longer than it really takes.
>>222487154Woah that blew my mind.
>>222496177"True capitalists" know you have to sell to people who have money.
>>222491506That multi-billion dollar company purchased Star Wars for $4.4 billion then drove it into the ground and made it a toxic and unpopular franchise within a decade. It is not run by serious people.
>>222487503T. Ryan Carson october 2, 2023
Amazing thread. /co/ really is just a refuge for woke /pol/fags.
>>222486782>take the cartoon’s characters >make it about how Buzz and them save the universe >add some jokes and a big space chase scene>make a billion dollars
>>222498995No anon you don't understand. Destroying Star wars IS the point because its like a classic european fairy tale with a sci fi coat of paint.
>>222487283good, hope more muppets get fucked over by the british government fucking cowards
>>222497047I feel like this character design had a Powergirl kind of situation, where the artist just kept increasing the size of her head until someone told him to stop.
>>222487283>>222492061>>222495219>>222499712FWIW the girl had been sharing nudes of another girl at school. the video the angry mum uploaded is cut weirdly, the police put out a statement later on.this was the police turning up because of cyberbullying/CP shit, not just 'because someone said bad words on Twitter'.
>>222496232This is another nice one, where they pretend to be a little chick that just hatched out of its egg and knows nothing of the world.
>>222496136>Jews just want to entertain children and not educate them.Load of shit. There is a Jew episode of Capt. Planet where the PSA at the end is to not have kids. How is that entertainment?
>>222494086
>>222496177Now if only we lived in a capitalist society instead of this socialist shithole you might have a point.
I still see leftover Lightyear figs being sold at the dollar store. Actually, scratch that. Sold would imply they're being bought.
