Hahahaha! A man who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin? How ridiculous!
About that...>52 in December
>>222488766Did you even watch it? The moral of this movie is that it's a good thing.
>>222488844i bow to your power grand wizard. i have 9 more years to reach your power level.
He had sexual experiences in his teens. Nobody could make it to 40 having ZERO intimacy with a woman.
>>222488766The thing is he had many opportunities to lose his virginity it just never panned out. Hes otherwise charismatic and likable if a bit awkward. A far cry from the average chud
>>222488927You'd like to think that, but>51>never had a single intimate moment with a woman>best was some friendly hugs from 4/10'sIt really is possible when>autism before it became widely-known>a lifetime of absolute fear of everything especially your insane father>internet porn making you feel inadequate>the last-10 years being completely impotentIt's the little things. They all add up. And I'm not even allowed to kill myself because "there would be consequences".
>>222488927I think if I hadn't hired a prostitute out of curiosity when I was 26, I'd never had and never would have any sexual experiences. I'm 33 now. I think if there ever had been any chance for that, it would have happened by now.
>>222488766>A man who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin?so like, a gay guy?
>>222488927>Nobody could make it to 40 having ZERO intimacy with a woman.there are some fat ugly fucks out there.
>>222488766It is ridiculous and you only have yourself to blame if you get to 40 without having sex.
I had sex with 3 women including my wife. Used to be normal but not anymore I think?
>>222488993Why not just hire a prostitute at some point before hitting 41?
sex is overrated, if you've ever laughed at a 4chan thread you have experienced the same type of intimacy with other anons as you would get from nutting inside a vagina. probably more so because it was innocent fun at some harmless joke as opposed to a manipulated interaction as part of the power dynamic inside a relationship. i wouldn't stress about sex, you should just be happy to be alive. a lot of sex havers die because the genitals can get stuck in rare cases, and then hydration becomes a problem.
>>222488927It's easy if you lack the motivation to engage in a relationship. I just find most people annoying.
>>222490213>you lack the motivation to engage in a relationshipthat's just laziness and self-centerness.
>>222488766The joke is he gave his v card to some ugly beat roastie instead of trying to smash her big tittied daughter
>>222490280>smash her big tittied daughterHe probably could have pulled it off too. She clearly had daddy issuses
>>222488766The only takeaway I got from this shit is that the coworkers were jealous cunts who couldn't possibly allow this guy to just enjoy his vidya, they had to make him as miserable as they were with their shity wives and girlfriends and obession with sex.
>>222489937Because then you don't get the wizard powers.
one of my high school friends I recently cut off is addicted to trannies and gay video games and is most likely a virgin still he's like 27 whenever I think of him I think of this movie.
>>222488844>52 and still browsing 4cuckactual suicidal territory
>>222490240>say you've never had a gf>everyone is surprised
The worst part of losing your virginity past 25 is that you don't even care anymore. It's not really that special. The insane rush and joy of youthful sex isn't there. Honestly I got laid finally at 29 and it just wasn't even anything special, even with my gf I was emotionally attached to. And worse my dick didn't work after years of prone masturbating while flaccid. Something I finally quit years later. I think if I'd gotten laid at 16 or 18, I would have realized what a joke sex is and stopped pursuing it.
>>222490449He didn't seem all that happy. Just contempt at best. Amusing himself waiting for deathHe ended the film with friends and a family. Seems like he did have a happy handing to me
I'm too awkward to have sex. It sounds awkward. Leave it to black guys to pleasure my women.
>>222488844Holy based wizard and digits
just imagine what’s coming.
>>222489948Nutting in pussy without birth control is the height of male experience. Sex with birth control is kind of boring. Simple as.
>>222488927Hahah...
Sex with a woman is gay as fuck
>>222490867>he thinks he can leave
>>222488993>>222488844>>222488890you guys are fucking champs. like in a way its impressive that you somehow managed to get to this age avoiding a thing that life usually kinda dumps on you at one point or another. you guys must have some tales. and im not being ironic when i say this btw
>>222492858Not those anons but it isn't really that hard to imagine. Just picture the guys you knew in high school who were extremely socially awkward and never went to parties, then extrapolate that. IF you don't have friends, don't go out etc. you aren't going to develop the social skills necessary to talk to women and get laid, so that even when you go on dating apps and shit you're emotionally stunted beyond the point of repair. It's depressing as fuck actually and I hate that the world is this way.
>>222492886but i did the same thing. no friends whatsoever. the thing about not having friends=no social skills, im not sure about that. i had a rough higschool period, but didnt let me get me down. was super lonely in college as well, but somehow, just by existing, things kind of happened. you need to be like 100% hermit mode, know not one person, never leave your house for that to happen. but if you at least chat to people online, youre bound to meet a woman. even if you do nothing, life literally kind of pushes things your way. i think you actually have to ACTIVELY work AGAINST it to stop it lol, as in, going out of your way, so to speak. to sum it up, the reason im amazed, me, a below average guy, which never really had any prospects of relationships, ended up getting plenty without really much trying. not boasting, just wanted to say, this shit kinda happens naturally.
>>222488872>lose it to single mom rather than some random hot blonde nympho>single mom makes pay dearly for that by making him sell off all his collectable using HER ebay business>stuck having to pay for her bitchy teenage daughter, better start saving up for her women's history degree, bud!
>>222492938but at least he LEAREND women are cunts. thats an invaluable piece of information, that will serve him well in his next relationship
I'm a massive fucking loser with crippling anxiety and depression and basically everything about me sucks yet I've still had sex. I genuinely don't know what guys who don't fuck are doing wrong.Just go on a dating app and let AI do your flirting for you. Nine times out of ten it won't matter if you spaghetti as soon as you meet up because women are horny and have low self esteem.
>>222492935I guess so, I am an autistic retard but I managed to fuck a couple handfuls of attractive women, I'm just saying though, a guy who is mentally ill in a way that is offputting to most people around them, who doesn't have a job or go out and just stays on the internet and shit, and also isn't that attractive to where women would approach him, it isn't hard to imagine this kind of guy not getting laid, and I feel there are many guys like this and many more to come with the way the world is going.
>>222492935Your experience isn't as general as you think, you don't even need to be 100% hermit mode. Just because you chat to people doesn't mean anybody will take an interest in you. A not insignificant portion of men have to actively try and work against their own disposition to get laid.
>>222492935No, I didn't have that sort of experience at all. I'm 33 now, I finished school, I've had a job for most of the time after but I don't think I was ever in a situation that could have possibly ended in me having sex or lead to a romantic relationship. Like, genuinely, none at all.
>>222493021Actual genuinely unattractive losers are not going to have enough matches to deploy AI flirting
>>222488844I kneel before you Archwizard
>>222493125are you the kind of >>222493062 mentally ill/offputing to everyone around you type of guy?>>222493062and yeah anon, you make sense.
>>222493187>are you the kind of >>222493062 mentally ill/offputing to everyone around you type of guy?I don't know. If I am, everyone's been too polite to tell me.
>>222489948T. Only had boring sex
>>222493225Why are you here?
Wizard here. How do I avoid killing myself? Cope only goes so far
>>222493320Mom would be sad
>>222493514Parents of 30+ year old virgins are secretly (sometimes not even that) ashamed of their child. At least the child killing themselves would get them some sympathy from others rather than that awkward explanation to people of why their adult man-child of a son still lives at home and has never had a girlfriend
>>222493693Nah, they still love you very much and would be destroyed if you were gone. You are their son and will be loved no matter what. Never forget that
>>222493320you could try having sex
>>222493320Don't think your life would be that much different if you had sex
I feel bad for my mom and dad more than anything really.>Older brother had 3 girlfriends so far, last 2 cheated on him, currently with a used roastie manager apparently. He can't hold a job, unlikely to have kids or marry.>Teenage younger brother being manipulated by a bpd girl that uses him for money and turns him against our mom from time to time.>Me, a shut-in otaku virgin loser that most definitely isn't getting married or having kids and just wants to live in the woods like Bilbo Baggins. Meanwhile, my dad's sisters and brother all have married kids and handfuls of grandchildren.They didn't even do anything wrong. But somehow all their children ended up losers.Thank you for reading my blogpost.
>>222491375How does one unlock Megamind mode?
>>222494159you could make it
>>222493809My mom said that she will be okay with it though. It is what it is basically.
>>222492957>LEARENDMore proof incels are all mentally retarded and their celibacy is just downstream of that mental retardation
>>222488766When I saw this movie as a kid I never thought I'd end up as a 30 year old virgin.Hopefully the world ends or something before I turn 40...
>>222488766It's crazy how much things have changed. In the late 90's early 2000's only a handful high-schoolers were still virgin after graduation but nowadays it's more like over 50% of the guys are still virgin all the way to their 30's and only like 5-10% of girls are still virgin by high-school.
>>222493693kike encouraging suicide, shocking
