It's been 17 years since the last Friday the 13th movie, why is that?
>>222488852a 2026 version would have zero sex scenes because apparently zoomers are afraid of sex scenes. the female leads would all be ugly.
>>222488893>teenage sex and death at camp miasma
>>222488852Insane boobs on the left, Willa Ford 2001 pop queen on the right, and the one in the middle is doing weird teasing try-on videos on social media.
>>222488920>the female leads would all be ugly.
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>>222488852legal issues with victor miller and sean cunningham now they are making a show but I just want blood and boobies desu not some prequel series with pamela https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lZ2ZenuCGc
>>222488852>danielle pregnabangerNice.
>>222489327As I said.
>>222489418>tiny roomWhat is this, a strip club for ants?
>>222489446That's probably a hallway, anon. And of course it's a metaphor for her pussy.
>>222488852Because its been 17 years since the last Friday the 13th
>>222489501>And of course it's a metaphor for her pussy.Her Danielle Babymaker if you will.
>>222489446>tiny roomIt's great! for some reason that's where she makes these vids of herself changing clothes. She's never been like her peers so I wonder why she's so horny lately?>>222490118Is she preggers currently? That would explain it babes are horny 24/7 when there's a bun in the oven.
>>222488852Juliana Gill or whatever her name is, she was just at the Premiere for Kiernan Shipka's new film "Idiots". She did one fucking film and she's still hobnobbing with the elites. Crazy.
>>222488852The point of Friday 13 was Jason killing horny teenagers. No young sex allowed anymore and nobody wants to watch interracial crap because then everyone would root for Jason
>>222488852They are making a show about Jason's mother actually
>>222490980We need a Camp Scooby crossover where McKenna plays Karen Vorhees (Jason's sister)
>>222491056McKenna gets raped in this right?
>>222491220I don't think so. Freddyfags say Jason is a virgin.
>>222488942>Insane boobs on the leftstupendousjuicy
>>222488942>doing weird teasing try-on videos on social media.It's hot.
>>222488852Because one person has the copyright to Jason Voorhees and Camp Crystal Lake while another person has the copyright to Hockey Mask Wearing Killer. And they don't get along
slasher slop sucks and I'm glad it's dead
Rights hell, which still haven't been settled by the way, despite how the current "Jason Universe" claim otherwise. Why do you think they had to design a new legally distinct hockey mask?
>>222490187Dunno, I think she gave birth in the past year maybe.
>>222488852Danielle is still a cute!
>>222495504>webbed feetew
