Aegon, blessed be his name, has risenprev >>222487767
....semoc eH
>>222492012Number of actresses that appeared topless in Game of Thrones:31Number of actresses that appeared topless in House of the Dragon:Zero (brothel extras in the orgy background don't count)Number of actors showing dicks - 3, several male asses as wellNumber of actresses that appeared topless in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms:One (the hooker pretending to be deadNumber of actors showing dicks - 1, several male asses including a literal defecation scene
you carried the season and now your watch has endedrip in piece you zesty king
>>222488617>Blackfyre isn't blackHow fucking hard is it to make Blackfyre black?
>>222492012so they are doing the second half of the first tumbleton battle as the first episode of Season 4 right?RIGHT??no way that was it
>>222492048His acting wasn't quite on par with the other top Greens
>>222492012So you are telling me ulf sneakily went outside with some faggot hightower to his dragon while theres battle going on inside the town?
>>222492079that was it
I like changes to Aegon the Rightful Heir
>>222492081beats whatever the blacks had going on by a country mile
The Battle of the Kingsroad was bullshit and the clearest example of GRRM just throwing shit at the wall during the Dance. Having House Baratheon beat the Lads only to get their asses kicked by the Starks would've made more sense and helped the Hour of the Wolf feel more earned.
>>222492097That was the least of the stupid stuff in the battle
Is gwayne canonically gay?
>>222492060In the Aegon's (Visenya's) conquest prequel we will finally see Balerion the dark grey dread in all his glory
Is larys just temu baelish?
>>222492115Matt Daemon is still good
>>222492116why are there women commanders?
>>222492119Yeah, but it would be funnier if he wasn't and Ormund was still utterly convinced that he was.
>>222492048I was such a waste to have him die so soon>inb4 but he died at tumbleton in F&Bwho cares they go off book constantly no excuse to kill off the most entertaining character in the show
>>222492143Medieval DEI hires
>>222492119Did he want Cole's BDC?
>>222492113He is as much an heir as daemon was
THE RATCATCHERS
>tfw we’ll see actual chad Valerian dragons and not beta cuck Targ fucking shit blood magic reptiles Can’t wait for this movie lads.
>>222492137No, littlefinger + varys = larys
>>222492185All the Valyrian dragons were blood magic abominations, the Targs sucked at blood magic compared to what Valyria was getting up to.
>>222492184He lost his job because of this, then got imprisoned and beheaded by a bulldyke. Were THE RATCATCHERS worth it?
I liked the scene where Rhaenyra gets dressed to sit the Iron Throne and then has a moment of realization where she says (and I quote):>Fuck! I'm a woman ...
I was thinking the best dragon size is between Meleys and Dreamfyre. Longboi has weird shape, so it doesn't count, talking classic dragon shape. That's the golden range between strength and speed imho. Not too big and ungainly, but big enough to cause damage.
>>222492222Vhagar is a dignified old lady and I wouldn't want to have anyone else.Also nice quads
>>222492119Can't say based on what we learn about him in F&B. He is mentioned 5 times and not really given any character development.>Gets beaten by Cole in a tourney>Gets named second-in-command of Gold Cloaks because Otto doesn't trust Luthor Largent>Goes to Dragonstone as part of Orwyle's retinue to deliver Aegon's terms after Rhaenyra crowns herself>Gets killed by Largent as he tries to sound the alarm when the Blacks take King's Landing.
>>222492047>Number of actresses that appeared topless in House of the Dragon:Zerothat's not true. jar jar showed her tits and, if i recall, ass in the first season, back when she was doctor who's whore.
He is brave, but Gwaine keeps sabotaging him from spreading his wings
>>222492047Was Arlan's dick real?
>>222492222checked
He did nothing wrong, he adopted to every misfortune and played his cards to the best extent he could.
>>222492047Wasn't Milly topless?
>>222492275Dogshit armor
>>222492203Of course, they were fathers and brothers and sons after all.
>>222492276lolno
>>222492276What? Shes underaged
How would you organize a joust? Would you start with 1v1s all the way to the finals or would you start with a round robin to determine quarter finals?
>>222492275>played his cards to the best extent he could.>not tasking even a single guard to protect/watch Ulf
Why did they not give Aegon and Aemond an entrance at the end becuase that was their dragons flying around at the end right?
>>222492353That was Caraxes and Vermithor chasing Ulf.
>>222492352Ulf whole thing was that he was butthurt about being baby sat then he's supposed to be assigned a tardwrangler by Ormund?
>>222492353That were Caraxes and Vermithor pursuing Silverwing.
>>222492371I thought he was just drunk
>>222492369>>222492381so did daemon and the other guy looking for his wife get back to their dragons or did the dragons just chase after on their own?
>>222492369>>222492381I think Caraxes was chasing Silverslut while Vermithor was trying to protect her
>Can't even get 12 episodes these days People aren't pissed enough at this.
>>222492413>At least Vermithor was definitely riderless as Hugh had the scene finding his wife after the dragons are seen.
>>222492439>SilverslutThat's no way to speak of the mount of Good Queen Alysanne.
>>222492275Him not having any men looking after ulf despite knowing full well that he is in an unreliable drunk retard is a plothole.
>>222492275He literally made the biggest rookie mistake of all though? He assumed his opponents were stupider than they actually (they were still pretty fucking retarded, but not as retarded as he thought).
>>222492469GoT was always 10 and that was kinda short compared to other shows but it's excuse was that it was all high quality. This not so much. Game of thrones until the last seasons always things happening. This show gives you way too many long montages and scenes of nothing happening. That shit annoys me because it's such a waste.
>>222492371Could've easily played into his ego saying things like "a man of your stature needs to be protected at all times, you're an important person" and then just having two competent green guards following him around, not keeping him on a short lead, but just knowing where he was and making sure that he doesn't get killed, letting him freely drink and sing or do whatever would have been enough and ulf would not mind that, he'd actually enjoy it even.
>>222492222can you make an info meme that shows all the riders associated with these pokemon? Way too hard to remember who's who.
>>222492352there's no point trying to guard someone who can off-screen teleport.
>>222492413They both looked riderless to me
>>222492275Did he know of Alicents betrayal?
>>222492583Correct
>>222492602
>>222492531>scenes of nothing happening.And those are still unnecessarily expensive. Location shoots, long cgi sequences, big comprehensive sets that could be smaller. They can't say they don't have enough budget. They waste money left and right.
How does it make sense that all the dragons all look different and have different shapes? Why does Vhagar have a huge head while some of the dragons are all lanky like serpents? Are they different species? How does that make sense that they would all be different?
>>222492353What is this WWE? Fuck off and kill yourself
>>222492531>[GoT]'s excuse was that it was all high quality.literally no authentic 4chan user who watched GoT actually believes this lol
>>222492621Well it wasn't them, I was confused. But I expect Aegon to make a grand entrance when he returns.
>>222492531>until the last seasonsyou mean season 5-8. and it turned out that was in service of an ending that was never going to work.
>>222492638It was high quality. Season 1 game of thrones compared other shows of it's time, it was high quality on the level with board walk empire and sopranos.
>>222492621Lmao, you very passionate, anon.
>>222492650The sopranos was low tier trash made for low IQ faggots
Will they cut Morning since Rhaena is Nettles?
>>222492650Sopranos shits on everything else and was set in the same period it was filmed. cost-cutting to that extent isn't available to a fantasy show. you sound like a PR flunky trying to lay the groundwork for season 4 budget cuts. if they happen they happen, the show was always going to have to rescue GRRM's directionless writing anyway. I just read about how Ormund (who you are hyping) is essentially a wholesale invention of Hess and Condyl. I assume their main reward is getting to make a show. at least they are getting to make versions of the "dany burns city" and "formerly sympathetic queen becomes totalitarian" plot points that actually work.
>>222492638>literally no authentic 4chan user who watched GoT actually believes this lolSeason 1-4 is peak television. Not even baiting when I say that. It's legit some of the best tv I've ever seen in my life, and it's the gold standard that I measure every other high quality live action show too.
>>222492664You are in a house of the dragon thread, where you think that puts you on the IQ level? All HBO shows were high quality and when sopranos came out, it was among a handful of shows that actually got people to sign up for HBO outside of movies. When I say quality, I mean premium shows compared to regular TV shows with shorter episodes and commercials on your main TV channels. You had HBO and Starz that was about it.
Rhaenyra is the rightful queen but she's an incompetent leader.
>>222492708Found the low IQ person guys
>>222492700it's easier to make a good show when the material is good. that's why this show deserves more credit for making something watchable than D&D do for failing to ruin the finished parts of GoT (after being given a second chance at a pilot ofc).
Sex with Daeron the Uninvolved.
>>222492801Is that his natural hair color or is it dyed?
>>222492012Queen Rheanyra having bastards is not such a big deal as they make it. When Robert had bastards, it was a big deal because those bastards werent actually his children and thus held no claim to the throne. But in Nyra's case, she was the heir to the throne and her maternity is beyond doubt (she is a woman, her kids are hers, bastards nor not) and thus those kids are her blood and thus held the most legitimate claim.
the show writers fucked up Daemons entire worldview by inconsistency >Valyrian supremacist (according to the show, it makes sense book that like most Targaryens he thinks he and his bloodline are superior and destined to rule)>doesn’t like marriage to vale woman, never consummates the marriage. Asks Viserys to divorce but is refused, chills at kings landing and serves on small council with Mysaria his new girlfriend>kills vale wife in show (even though that’s impossible in books, his dragon would be impossible to not be sighted in his transport back and forth. Nor for him to be missing from kings landing when he’s on the small council to not be noticed>lady Paramount just refuses daemon to inherit his wife’s land since they basicslly werent married anyway>daemon asks Viserys to wed him and Rhaenyra before his wife died, to which Viserys exiles him from the seven kingdoms except dragonstone >daemon gets Mysaria pregnant, tries to steal a dragon egg to give her (presumably to use for his baby with her to raise in the crib?)>after Viserys stops this, and they leave for Essos, Mysaria loses her baby in the storm on the journey which hardens his heart against Viserys
>>222492736she shouldn't have gotten burned off her dragon or slapped one of her dragonriders into betraying her or started a war by murdering a child or lost his dragon and spent a whole season failing to get a ghost pregnant. oh wait that was all male characters.
>>222492851didn't read
>>222492851I’m getting to the point>time and time again we see daemon both in book and show stating Targaryens are closer to gods and dragons prove this >when they get the dragonseeds in the book, daemon suggests Ulf and Hugh get casterly rock and Storms End as their castles to replace the rebels and clearly because he thinks dragonrider deserve them and because their blood has proven them worthy due to dragons choosing them. Rhaenyra is the one who denies them because she seeks favour from other nobles who’d hardly like upjumped peasants becoming high lords.Yet he’s actively disgusted by them in the show, doesn’t think they should get anything, beats one in the street.He’s bizarrely eager to outright murder his brothers children with Alicent. At least wjth Aemond and Aegon they’re “traitors”. Why Daeron? Why kill a Targaryen dragon rider when they’re running out and you think it’s magical blood?Him wedding his daughter to Daeron makes the most sense. If the idea is too angry and wants revenge then it’s odd he defends his daughter so much over the gullet business rather than just explaining what happened, while hating Daeron and needing him to die for things he never did Also makes it odd for the “rogue prince” to actually be a weird stickler for following orders in this scenario.Is there any fan theory that Daemon PLANNED for Rhaenyra's strong bastards to die so his kid would inherit?
>>222492754>that's why this show deserves more creditThey deserve less credit because they spit on the source material and refuse to listen to George RR Martin. I dropped HoTD after season 2 and I don't regret it. You can't brag about your adaptation when you ignore the source material and you ignore the author, especially when the product you put out is absolute dog shit full of plot holes, inconsistent characters, and nonsensical worldbuilding
Who will be trapped in the Harrenhal blackhole in season 4
>>222492837A bastard is a bastard if he's not trueborn, i.e. born out of wedlock. If the kids appearances make their origin doubtful then it casts a bad light onto the queen. If you have bastards that are born by other women than it's clear they are no concern, unless the woman is a noble.
>>222492868He wants to fuck his daughter
It’s so funny listening to the Rhaenyra’s fans coping nowStarts at 34:30https://youtu.be/xapzYAtms7wPost episode discussion concludes it’s sexist writing because it suggests women can’t be competent rulersWhat the fuck did they want to happen in a story where a woman ruler fails and loses? Her to do everything right and then lose?
>>222492868Nettles makes him reconsider his genetic supremacy because she is clearly baseborn and has no apparent Valyrian ancestry. But she is absent in the show.
>>222492222FUCK Helaena for claiming Dreamfyre and leaving him to rot in the dragonpitSo called animal enjoyer keeping her dog in a small cage underground
>>222492837Unironically true. However, you're not looking at from the Velaryon or the Greens perspective.To the Velaryons, Rhaenyra cuckolded their son and then murdered him, and now, with her bastard children, she wants to claim the Velaryon's land, wealth, and men. Everyone KNOWS this is true and the Velaryons cannot be offended easily due to the fact that they wield 2 dragon riders (3 if we count Daemon who married into their house)To the Greens, Aegon has a stronger claim to the throne than Rhaenyra since her children are UNLEGITAMIZED bastards, which means that LEGALLY they have no claim to the throne, unless Rhaenyra legitimizes them, which is political suicide. So as long as Aegon and Aemon live, they will have a stronger claim to the throne than the children of Rhaenyra, so Rhaenyra or her descendants will be incentivized to get rid of Aegon and Aemon's line eventually.
>>222492905I find it baffling how your evaluation of a fictional character in a fantasy show can be dependent on that character's morality in comparison to contemporary values as if they are real persons.
>>222492877>I'm just here bumping threads about a show I don't watch teehee xDwe're all going to be better off after GRRM dies and HBO can do shows with the IP without this facile faux-bookfag astroturfing strategy. AKot7K could have been a series of tight self-contained original stories using his characters, lasting 2-3 episodes each, instead of trying to spread a short story over the running time of fucking Doctor Zhivago. having to placate a writer who won't write is wasting everyone's time.
>>222492917That makes sense with the romance arc with herHim starting off as the valyrian supremacist singing songs of hogh valyrian to the dragons. The. Finding some random girl gets a dragon just by feeding it sheep and discovering his whole worldview was bullshit would be a compelling narrativeHe’s also have himself at odds with Rhaenyra’s who he grows increasingly distant to while having an affair with nettles. Even if he still supports Rhaenyra winningPLUS for some drama, they could’ve just had one of nettles family members be in tumbleton, daemon is told by her, doesn’t want to burn it, actually wants to practice caution for once, but it burns nonetheless. Lesson learned for him how dragons destroy regardlessSounds much more interesting than what we got
>>222492012They hate our Lord Jesus Christ the KING but they can't stop mimicking him, because they can't create only imitate, truly, verily, the workers of iniquity shall burn for all eternity.
>>222492944They’re just retarded. The woman says Aegon “hasn’t learned anything” because he “murdered the mooton soldiers”Like, what? They were going to murder him and torture Tyland to death. Why the fuck shouldn’t he defend himself if he can?>BUT YOUR LIFE IS WORTH LESS THAN MANY LIVESsomebody should ask her if she thinks five men gang raping her should be allowed since their pleasure outweighs her pain
>>222492047Mysaria and Daemon had a sex scene in season 1, where she showed her tits and ass.
>>222492980>They were going to murder him and torture Tyland to death.actually as long as he swore allegiance to Rhaenyra immediately no one would have assumed they were anything other than beggars by the side of the road, as you'd know if you'd watched the scene.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786477542354477.mp4Let it be known and let all witnessfrom this day, and to the last day /got/hotd/dunk/ is and always will be:>GreenCHADs>BlackfyrePilled>Stannis SuperiorityBlackedcraven need not apply
>>222492834It's natural so he can visually resemble the only member of his family less fun to watch, Alicent.
>>222493037Interesting how the fans can create much more kino edits, than the show ever came close to.
Aegon is the only character in this season who had somewhat of an arc. Can someone tell what exactly happened to Aemond at Harrenhal that made him rethink himself?
>>222493067Fans have passion
>>222493037Brackens or Blackwood
why didn't he just keep her as a side piece? was he stupid!?
>>222493033He literally recognised him as Tyland, and the earlier scene said they were searching for Tyland village to villageDid you watch the episode you cunt?
>>222493094Brackenhow is that even a question
>>222493079his mother tried to kill him. he found another mother to nurture him.
>>222493037Is there an edit about Alicent being hellbent to kill her children?
>>222493037Is that the baddie of Blackwood?
>>222493084Kill yourself, rakesh.
>>222493033They had figured out who Tyland was before Aegon revealed himself. They may not have reached the conclusion that the burn victim next to one of Rhaenyra’s targets is actually the king in hiding, but they’re either killing him at the side of the road or taking him to Rhaenyra too in case he knows where Tyland hid the gold.
My tranny friends all support the greens while the straight ones support the blacks. Coincidence?
>>222493123its alicentI'd not sully this great thread with blackwood filth
>>222493139>straight ones support the blacks.what does it have to do with /got/hotd/
>>222493139You don't have any friends
>>222493141Damn, now I'm wondering if they downplayed her looks so she wouldn't be prettier than Rhaenyra
>>222493177but she mogs rhaenyra both young and old
>>222492905That woman does porn btw
>>222493101nta but weren't they both there BECAUSE they wanted to die in vain fighting an entire army? so the woman quoted in >>222492980 was actually correct. Aegon and Tylan put themselves in a position where someone was going to get murdered so they're responsible for people getting murdered as result. pretty simple.
>>222493079Unironically it was terribly explained. But the general arc for Aemond was this>Aemond takes advantage of situation at rooks rest to try and kill Aegon because he covets the crown (for various psychological reasons of feeling inadequate)>once Rhaenyra and her dragonseeds attack, Aemond flees because he’s legit afraid >now at Harrenhal he is injured, his dragon leaves while he recovers and burns the riverlands which people assume is him riding it>Aemond feels like he is nothing without his dragon, same as prior to him getting itThis part is interesting because I think it ties into the idea that there’s a psychic bond between rider and dragon. And it goes BOTH WAYS. So a dragon rider can affect its dragon, but a dragons mentality and agression etc can affect its rider like Halaena says. With Vhagar present Aemond wws agressive, violent, spontaneous, vindictive. But once it was gone for a while he despaired and ruminated on all he did. Feeling regret for his actions against Aemond This is also why Aemond prior to gaining Vhagar was a bullied wimp, but as soon as he bonds with Vhagar he physically fights them and acts domineering. (As well as psychologically trying to imitate daemon)The visions at Harrenhal, being poisoned by his mother, the conversations with Alys. They essentially forced him to confront his personal issues, which are what caused his betrayal of Aegon. It’s why he accepts responsibility and is willing to die if Aegon wishes (he just learned from Alys there’s worse things than dying after all)I do wonder if Vhagar will return to Aemond as soon as he leaves Harrenhal, knowing his mental torment is over, same as Sunfyre returning to Aegon when he got his confidence back
>>222492012he should have the seven-pointed star instead of a cross behind him
>>222493194They expected to go out fighting, how is being unusually good at fighting back their fault?
>>222492531The beginning of Season 2 had these really short 40-minutes episodes that cut out a lot of book material. I remember being annoyed at that.
>team black think “the king said it, so it’s the law”Nigga really?
>>222493224Probably depends on if they're Muslim
>>222493245the same logic means Daemon is king btw
>>222492890Both Daemon and Aemond for at least half of the season, up until they fight.They'll be doing the Scooby Doo thing of running through doors and rooms and just missing each other.
>>222493224I get the impression you see yourself in very self-pitying terms, assailed by female criticism from all sides, and are self-inserting into the fictional characters for that reason.
>>222493265>I get the impression Oh, you’re a Redditor. That explains it
>>222493272it's okay anon you are exactly like a based rapist king with a dragon.
>>222493265Preach sis!
>>222493200Funny to think that the one dragon-human connection whose main tissue seem to be love and loyalty and which imbibes the human with positive traits seems to be Aegon-Sunfyre.
>>222492043!on, on, oN
>>222492012i have finished TWOIAF, here is the targ king tier list you can cope and seethe now
>>222492613My guess is that it's like dog breeds, though Caraxes is still a weird outlier as far as the hindwings go
>>222493311ofc, no rhaenyra kek
>>222492917Only GRRM opened him yap later on and said she's actually a dragonseed.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222493311Maegor was a vicious asshole but he should absolutely be higher than C - he ultimately did more than Aegon or maybe even Jaehaerys to cement Targ rule. He built the Red Keep, built the Dragonpit, put down a shitton of rebellions that Aenys couldn't handle, and beat the Faith into submission to the point they eventually bent the knee to Jaehaerys. The Targaryen dynasty would not have lived past Aenys if not for him.
>>222493311>daeron II>S tierhe did fuckall besides sellout to the dornish
>>222492917>>222493324>GRRM contradicting his own writing and making a character arc meaninglessas usual
>>222493379BROTHEL QUEENS
>>222492924This one actually does annoy me
>>222493412
>>222492924blame the showshe flew around on him all the time in the bookshe loved flying
>>222492951>racist stops being racist because they have a MUCH younger black gf who only exists to fix his personality then leaveyeah you're as retarded as GRRM for thinking this was a good idea.
>>222493444
>>222493084>>222492012kill yourself
>>222493515I'll post more instead
>>222493511hamburglar looking ass
>>222493452she didn't fly so good
>>222493379>Daeron then acted swiftly to put right many of the things that Aegon had put wrong, beginning by removing all the members of the king’s small council and replacing them with men of his own choosing, most of whom proved wise and capable councillors.>He was conscientious in his duties to the realm and sought to stabilize it in the wake of Aegon’s deathbed decree, which legitimized all his bastard half siblings.>His marriage to Mariah of Dorne—now Queen of the Seven Kingdoms—had been happy and fruitful, and one of his earliest significant acts after assuming the throne was to begin negotiations with his good-brother, Prince Maron, to unify Dorne under Targaryen rule. Two years of negotiation later, an agreement was reached in which Prince Maron agreed to be betrothed to Daeron’s sister, Daenerys, once she was of age. They were wed the following year, and with that marriage, Prince Maron knelt and swore his oaths of fealty before the Iron Throne.>King Daeron raised up the Dornish prince to great acclaim, and together they departed the Red Keep and rode to the Great Sept to lay a golden wreath at the foot of the statue of Baelor the Blessed while proclaiming, “Baelor, your work is done.” It was a great moment, at last unifying the realm from the Wall to the Summer Sea as Aegon the Conqueror had once dreamed—and doing so without the terrible cost of life that Daeron II’s namesake, the Young Dragon, had paid.>Daeron’s reign quickly stabilized the realm, and he soon came to be called Daeron the Good by the smallfolk and noble lords alike. He was widely seen as just and good-hearted, even if some questioned the influence of his Dornish wife.>Daeron II, whom many called the Good. He had reigned for five-and-twenty years, and most of those years saw peace and plenty for the realm.
Isn't this show for women now? A badly written feminist fanfic at that?
>>222492048The whole knighting scene his acting was fantastic.There was genuine love and happiness in his eyes and face the entire time. like the proudest father.
>>222493139Yes also the incels love the greens.
>>222493386Are you surprised? The fucker has been retconning his own stories. "Fire and Blood" is the third iteration on the same story.
I wish there was a king based on pic related:>in his youth was a fuckboy who slept with everything that moved, including cucking a Hungarian prince,>a complete coward who ran from the battlefield,>turned into the greatest king his country ever knew, transforming it from a few disparate provinces held by duct tape into a military and economic powerhouse,>built around 50 castles, fortified 25 towns and founded around a 100 new ones,>gave multiple legal protections and privileges to the merchant and peasantry classes,>won several carefully planned out wars,>still had a small army of lovers,
hotd is deadlong live dunk
>>222493515>>222493533Having a meltie, anon?
>>222493252The fat fuck didn't even have the balls to say on his deathbed that daemon was his heir
>>222493715handing him blackfyre should've been obvious enough
>>222493731By that logic maegor was also aenys' rightful heir
>>222493177didn't work, she mogged monke hard
>>222493683Chosen by the Jews
>>222493739sure
>>222493715Srysly why didn't he do it? Another grave oversight from the ((fatman)) who wrote this?
>>222493715>>222493752Aegon naming Daemon his heir on his deathbed would also offer a better explanation for why the realm was "split in half" but House Blackfyre wouldn't become a thing and it would be another Targ vs Targ civil war that began immediately
>>222493079> Can someone tell what exactly happened to Aemond at Harrenhal that made him rethink himself?he um got poisoned for two secs and than was fine
>>222493752Aegon IV was a trollHe did the funniest thing
>>222492048trvke
>>222492116kingsroad would have made sense if they had lost alot of men to vulture king.
You guys know Northern girls don't shave right? I'd much rather a Manderly gf because they follow the faith of the seven and are southron, so they shave for sure.
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Why the FUCK don't you guys ever put a spoiler alert on anything!?
>>222493837..
>>222492222reminder the cannibal is cut
>only realized that loras was gay but not that renly returned the feeling reading the books>didnt realize eustace osgrey might be gay>didnt realize daemon the fiddler might be gayHow broken is my gaydar?
>>222493849Rahenyra fucking DIES
>>222493548oh noes
Gywne is celibate
>>222492012BRING ME THE TARG FUCKING SHITS
The best ending to the Dance was clearly a Daeron x Rhaena marriage
>>222493849spoiler? nigga the story was told in 1998 or something
>>222493906
>>222493882>didnt realize daemon the fiddler might be gay
>>222493843looks decent for a single mom
>>222493944He came across as jack sparrow type eccentric. Besides these dreamer guys are always weirdos
>>222493843There are 40-50 year olds that look less walled.
>>222493843Slag life is hard
1 year until DUNK2 year until HOTDclose the general right fricken now!
>>222493902Targaryen FUCKING SHITS
>>222493971He offered to suck Dunk's dick five minutes after they met. Tell me you at least realised JonCon is gay.
Wat iz dizz?! Xirs! Xirs!
Seeing as none of these shows are on air at the moment it means that /hotd/dunk/got/ is currently raping /tv/
>>222494085My wife got so many lines this episode :)
>>222494096How fitting, as /hotd/dunk/got/ is green.
>>222494082I realized that alyn might be gay for daemon at least...
>>222494096Rags off.
>>222493713ok rajesh
I hate fags so fucking much it's unreal
>>222493835True, but Vulture King was mostly an excuse so Lord Borros wouldn't have to face a dragon (and neither did many other lords, which is why armies during the Dance tend to be smaller).
>>222494082He was gay, Jon Con?
>>222494166No, he just really admired his good friend Rhaegar Targaryen.
>>222493882>only realized that loras was gay but not that renly returned the feeling reading the booksI can understand the other two, but how the fuck did you miss this one? It's not even alluded to, it's just plain text. >"This is no concern of yours." Ser Loras shoved him aside.>Jaime grabbed the boy with his good hand and yanked him around. "I am the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, you arrogant pup. Your commander, so long as you wear that white cloak. Now sheathe your bloody sword, or I'll take it from you and shove it up some place even Renly never found.">"A year ago I was scheming to make the girl Robert's queen," Renly said, "but what does it matter? The boar got Robert and I got Margaery. You'll be pleased to know she came to me a maid.">(Stannis) "In your bed she's like to die that way."
>>222494155Fag generalFag showFag series
Alicent replacing Aegon III at Dragonstone is unironically a good change
>>222494225you are mentally ill, stop touching children
>>222494204The first was just an insult. The second was before the story gave concrete hints that renly x loras was a thing so I didn't think much of it at the time.
>>222494227Do showonlys even remember at this point that rhaenyra had two trueborn targ children
>>222494227Why does she have that (;′⌒`) or ⊙﹏⊙∥ face all the time.
>>222494271No, and they're like 4 years old at most. It's way too late and pointless to bring them back into the story now in any capacity besides the ending montage.
>>222494271Nope, but we do have the mutt Joffrey, who looks all of 9 years old
Why aren't they building cockpits for the dragons? It wouldn't have to be light either and would prevent the whole "KILL THE RIDER!!" shit
>>222494309Those would probably be bigger death traps than just a regular saddle. And it would severely limit visibility.
>>222494252It wasn't just an insult. Jaime is one of the most insightful POVs in the series. He reads people very well and his insults are usually based on truth that the other party can't deny, which makes them so effective.
>>222494326>death trap How? If your dragon is downed in the air, you're fucked regardless>limit visibilityjust make the whole thing out of a bunch of polycarbonate sandwiched in tempered glass
House Mallister is based and right about the Ironborn question
Does Hightower have the Highground?
Is Alyn this much of a cuck for Rhaenyra in Fire and Blood?
>>222494010>>222494001>>222493967You are missing the point. It's the ZOG
>>222494371What is the answer to the Ironborn question? Total Ironborn Love?
>>222493444simp prince to incel king, what an arc
>>222494413Alyn isn’t much of a character while Rhaenyra is alive. Corlys doesn’t just wander off and Addam is the focus as he’s the dragon rider and heir. Alyn’s big act is to blockade Dragonstone with the Velayron fleet when Aegon II is there.
>>222494413He's like 15 in the book and doesn't do much during the Dance. He tries to tame Sheepstealer, gets fried, and then sits around twiddling his thumbs until the end of the war, when he bends the knee to Aegon.
>>222494431we should have the same for the starkshits
>>222494508>then sits around twiddling his thumbs until the end of the warSounds like a better choice than stabbing the pope.
>2 twinkish faggots are the good element of the hightowers who wish to submit their bussies to demon worshipping foreign invaders (depicted as something like ASOIAF israel) that want to destroy westerosi culturewhat did the show mean by this
>>222492081And the greens aren't on par with Emma Darcy who carries the whole show. Mysaria gets an honorable mention for second best acting.
>>222494669GODS I want to breed Daeron
>>222494453Though all men do despise us...
>WE HAVE COME TO DIE FOR THE ZOG!what did he mean by this
>>222494723fags go to hell anon, dont be a fag
>>222494723Our king is so cute.
>>222494704gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8
>I AM BUILDING A SYNAGOGUE OUT OF ZOGBOT BONES! AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ZOGBOT BONES YET!what in the actual fuck did he mean by that?
I still can't get over how fucking disappointing the season 3 finale was.
>>222494804The show has been shit for at least two seasons what do you expect?
>>222492222Fake news.Drogon, Rhaegal and Viserion when fully grown were WAY bigger than a handful of horses. Maybe you're thinking of when they were little dragon kids and Dany was still getting naked all the time.
>>222494769Thanks. Glad you enjoyed that. On the green side I have to give it to Olivia. She has created a multi-dimensional and complex Alicent. Going from butthurt about being sidelined to wanting to kill her kids. Just like a large fraction of moms irl.
>HAHAA YOU WANNA FUCK YOUR HOT MOMMY EVEN THOUGH I'M ALSO GIVING YOU MOMMY PLAY, HOW COULD I COMPETE>ep written by a womanb----b----BASED BASED BASED!!!!!!!!!! THIS THE KIND OF PLOT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apologize.
>OH NO HOW COULD IT BE, MY PERFECTLY LAID OUT PLANS WHERE I SECRETLY FUCK MY SON WHILE MY SUGARDADDY STABS HIM (as revealed by the magic of harrenhalTM) HAVE GONE TO SHIT, NOW I WILL HAVE TO MERELY FUCK MY SON FOR REAL AND HOPE TO WING IT!what did she mean by this statement left unpsoken but heavily implied by the show's screenplay
Aegon II is the only one in this entire story who I would spare. Targaryen fucking shits
>HEATHEN
>>222494946>you're a big guyi clapped when he said this
>>222494361>How?The cockpit still has to be attached to the dragon and if the restraints (which just look like leather) can't take the weight, then the entire construction falls off.>just make the whole thing out of a bunch of polycarbonate sandwiched in tempered glassYeah, just ask the glassblowers of King's Landing to make a bunch of tempered glass.
>>222494946So in the show continuity, is the old valyrian religion still around? Is it tolerated like the Old Gods? Do the Dragonkeepers follow it, does Daemon? Is converting from Fo7 to Valyrianism an actual option for Alyn?
>>222494964>If I take that helmet off, will you die?I am honestly not sure what Daemon meant by this
>>222494974It's just targ exceptionalism, they can ignore the faith of the seven because they themselves are gods
>>222494975for a second i thought they were memeing until he said >...for meand then cried like bitch
I'm on a sloppa (but not too sloppa) journey, do I watch Andor Season 2 next or A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms? I just can't believe they took an entire season to adapt one short story
>>222494987Why is her face so big
>>222494946Unironically the second best character in the show after Aegon now that Ormund is dead. I'm surprised they allowed Roxton to whoop the Rogue Cuck's ass given how much burlington dykes love him
>>222495010It's six eps, most only 30 mins long.
>>222492116Its a crime against the fanbase not to include the Lads at all
I thought there was going to be an episode 9, episode 8 didn't feel like a finale lol
>>222492350It would start with a man-hunt: I’d set a bunch of peasants loose in the forest, and only the knights who manage to capture one get to participate.
I hope we see Daeron meet his two chud brothers next season
>>222494926Why in the fuck did she keep telling Rhaenerya everything. Her telling her Haelena was with child was fucking ridiculous. She better die in season 3 episode 1 or something.Is she this fucking stupid in the book
>>222494735Turns out to make it to becoming a "greybeard" means avoiding fighting skilled warriors and saving your axe for small children, towns folk, and any soldier with incapacitating disabilities
>>222495171she wanted to give the baby to rhaenyra to ward in exchange for letting her and helena walk free
>>222495171She was never friends with Rhaenyra in the books, they're not even the same age.
>>222495187cool it with the anti semitic remarks
>>222494817Season 2 was a literal teaser for season 3, a complete nothing burger but S3 was looking promising, they just fumbled the fuck out of it with retarded subplots and small council meeting that amounted to nothing.
>WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRKKK>WE CAAAAARRYY THE FLAAAAAMMEE
>>222495171lol no. Book Alicent was a bitch and vindictive at shit. >mayhaps the whore will die in childbirth >bastard blood shed at warGod she was so cool.
>>222494974Valyrian religion is dead in the books. There are no adherents to Valyrian gods, not even the Targs themselves believe in them. The Targs just occasionally invoke the speshul snowflake narrative when they want to ignore the laws they don't like, with varying success.
>>222494883Out of all the wahmyns, this Alys character is at least mildly interesting to me as a chudly male. The mysterious witch archetype is pretty rare in the Gurm universe, as is magic in general, even with Melisandre and the Whitewalkers. The only other classic type witch I can think of is the one that gave Cersei her prophecy. The twist on Alys being Harren's waifu was also kind of cool. I didn't mind that at all, especially compared to all the dumb changes they made to book.
>>222494735They just wanted to die period. They would have died for the greens if they asked first.
Who in HoTD can match Olenna on Aura farming?
>>222495291no, cregan the late was autistically on the blacks side
>>222495379In the books. This adaptation is so different comparing the two has become meaningless.
>>222495356No one, Myrasia should have been the schemer but that character is so fucking retarded and useless that she forgot she was a spymaster. Seriously, she should have been working to dismantle Ormund's network and she did fuck all. Olenna got Joffrey killed and literally no one knew it was her, that's how good she was.
>>222495379Good. The blacks are filled with chads and giga chads while greens are filled with incels and trannys like picrel
Is it me or does it feel like James Norton was casted to act as much like James Purefoy as humanly possible? They couldn't get James Purefoy so they got an actor who could act like James Purefoy.
so this scenes only purpose is to make her look retarded and it comes right before the aegon redemption scene. i thought id be mad at this retarded scene but in the context of the ep its less retarded.
>>222495414A queen has needs.
>>222495356anyone who uses the term 'aura farming' should be shot IMO
>>222495411They both have fits of rage but otherwise there are not many similarities between Ormund and Mark Antony
>>222495397>have a man pretending to be a woman act as a woman pretending to be a manWhat are they even doing with the character casting in this series?
>>222492048i cant believe hes gone ... whos gonna bully daeron and gwayne now
>>222495356No one.
>Wait I don't have total control of the skies?????>ACKKKKKK STOP BEATING MEEEEEE JON!!!!>WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU
>>222495460Lohar is referred to as she by Corlys but I can't imagine why a woman would have multiple wives or why Triarchy niggers would make a woman their admiral
>>222495022“She” is a man
>>222493379Cute Phia and Olivia.
>>222495248She's basically supposed to be a more competent composed version of Cersei instead this show turned her into gods know what.
>>222495121Heleana and Arryn were fucking boring. Also Heleana's character assassination in s2 was unrecoverable.
I'm sorry doomposterbros I'm actually enjoying the season. eps 6 and 7 have both been good eps.They are heavily leaning into the spurnred by the iron throne thing, which to me is fine, after all rhaenyra is a retard so she believing in superstition so hard it mindbreaks her is on brand.
>>222493386Since he doesnt write anymore he just eventually says some random shit later that im convinced wasnt in the original text. Everyone has visions or knows someone who does. everyone is trying to follow prophecy.
>>222493704I blame the imperial system.If Egg had used the metric system, his plan would have worked.
>>222495572I don’t care they’re cute.
>>222493837>You guys know Northern girls don't shave right?So?
>>222495572true. on the other hand:big booba
>>222493882I only got it on a reread. My gaydar is shit also. Or maybe I was moving too fast the first time.
>>222495625What is that Reach girl doing next to those Northern girls?
>>222495443Unc mad af fr
why cant the jews produce their slop faster? 2 years to make 8 episodes
>Ormunds son Garmund marries Daemons daughterWonder what Ormund would think
>>222494883Well, if you didn't look like a man in a wig.
>>222495745I doubt either Ormund or Daemon would approve, at least the show version of Ormund would not. The book version might not give a damn. Daemon hates it in both versions though
>>222495492I don't even think they managed to ruin her character She just drinks poison and says "lol you can't execute me now" which is kinda based
>>222495356Lady Oleddit was so heckin’ epic.
I never read the books so my plan is to read them veeeeeeery slowly so by the time I'm at a dance with dragons and the spinoffs there will be a release window for the winds of winter. But I'm already half way through Game of Thrones so I think its over.
>helaenas actress has a bf who embroiders for herLucky.
>>222495767I wonder what Daemon seethes more about in hell, his daughter marrying a Hightower, his son hating and letting dragons die out, or his grandson being a Faithcuck.
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>>222495886Don’t forget his grandson presumably poisons his son
>>222495745If only this show entered production 10 years earlier...
>>222492012Hes going to save the show by throwing down the women back into their place.
>>222493037Very nice edit, any chance anyone knows the song name?
>>222495506Because the Triarchy is woke and patriarchy-pilled. That's why they have men go fight them when they need to boost their fragile egos, or something.
>>222495528What's with all the HOTD actors smoking filthy cigarettes all the time? Haven't they heard of vapes or pouches?
