If I had been on that ship, it wouldn't have gone down like that.I would have woken up1. Blond bimbo1. Asian hottie1. Big tit milf1. Big booty latina 1. Cute as a button teen1. Slim athletic hard body 1. Chubby slam pig1. Mid Western trad wife mommy for cooking and cleaning 1. Nerdy gamer girl for vidja
>>222493568Whats the special thing about midwestern girls?
>>222493585That's a gypsy
>>222493568I would have woken up a man so I could actually have an interesting conversation.
>>222493594Just say you are gay.
>>222493644I'm gay and I thank god for that every day. Seriously, imagine for a moment a life in which you got to have sex with someone you actually liked!
>>222493758That's a good point
>>222493758ur not having sex anon it's sodomy and a sin. you wouldn't fuck a pumpkin, so you shouldn't fuck a butt either. your same sex attraction should be sublimated into an artistic passion and lifetime obsession with the heroic male form, which you can use to inspire the next generation of gays to come after you, like your gay ancestors did for thousands of years before you guys lost the passion for life and put all the zest up your butt.
>>222493789>you wouldn't fuck a pumpkinspoken like someone who has not seen my internet history
