>solves 0 cases
>>222493734They were so incompetent. How were they not fired?
>>222493734>solve every case
>>222493734Did you even watch the show? There's literally a scene in an episode where skinner says that the only reason the X-files are still operating is because they having a high solve rate than the bureau average
>>222493734so did the rest of the FBIwhat do you think a case filed in the x folder is?hint, it's not porn
>>222493774if attributing a crime to fucking magic is solving it then yeah they solved tons
>>222493829That's the premise of the show. It's a world where the supernatural exists.
>>222493839yes but it's clearly established in the show that the legal system works by the same rules it does in real life, as in, you can't say "your honor, it was ALIENS"
>>222493805>what do you think a case filed in the x folder is?Jewish tricks
>>222493829They solved plenty of cases. Just rewatched that Wereman episode where they catch that jeet murderer.
>>222493876Squeeze and fire are examples of solved cases. All the alien stuff were apart of the anthology which is open ended most episodes.
>>222493734I wonder if any 90s kids joined the FBI because they actually thought they'd be doing X-Files shit.
>>222493734They caught lamprey guy, snake guy, and Dr. J. Peterman.
>>222494018I did. But instead they got me monitoring this stupid website.
>>222494129See me in my office.
gpt post a moulder im closing the x-files meme with skinner in his office behind his desk, but do it with green text so it looks like he is saying it, then prepare to later post a moulder ive been given orders to reopen the xfiles, with skinner looking upset and the smoking man behind him smoking and grinning. also please help me with the captcha it's triangle triangle squigly line im stuck. also a lot of little cubes. dont post all this bit though
>>222493734Currently watching season 1 and they've solved most of them so far.
>>222494129>>222494136Imagine being that FBIcuck who was posting MLP shit, what a horrible existence.
>>222493876but they do solve the cases, none the less. Getting a conviction is an entirely different matter.
>>222494239that's exactly my point. they may have figured out what happened but they don't have anything that's legally defensible. without Skinner routinely saving their asses they wouldn't have jobs.
>>222493734>I want to believe >insists on tedious investigation why bother? just choose to believe. then can sit back in your office with your feet up, and if anyone from higher up comes down to ask about aliens, just say “oh yes, they’re real”. done.
>>222493750Easier to monitor Mulder's activities and steer him away from the truth while he's at the FBI and not on his own
>>222494018https://geekfeminism.fandom.com/wiki/Scully_effect
>>222493734they caught Flukeman and threw him into a dry, unpleasant prison cell with no sewage to thrive in.
>>222493734They caught that stretchy jaundiced guy
>>222494129As of this moment I'm officially reopening the Chud Files.
does anybody have that post about the new reboot? unironically that was the greatest post in 4chan history.
>>222493734I just watched Small Potatoes and they both solved the mystery AND put the guy behind bars.
>>222493734>makes your show impossible
>>222493750They were threatened with shut down and actually shut down at points. Ultimately the job is there to contain and control Mulder.
>>222496815does it?bigfoot used to be an ape that lives in the woodsnow it's a race of interdimensional wookies because people have to justify why no one has video despite everyone carrying a camera
It's shocking to me the lengths some people will go to to believe that their personal sense of incredulity is infallible.Like, "Hey, I went to public school for TWELVE YEARS, PAL! There are no forces or laws or entities anywhere in the universe that I'M not fully aware of, okay? I'm 29 years old, okay? I know fucking EVERYTHING. There is not a single bit of knowledge or information that I am not FULLY expert in."I mean I know it sounds ridiculous when I put it in such terms, but I seriously think that somehow MOST people hold similar opinions to this."Sorry retard, but I've actually read over a THIRD of a book about this subject, I'm basically smarter than God, although obviously God does not exist, unless you argue that I am God, which I pretty much basically am."I mean my whole life, if I ever brought up any kind of fringe or alternative theory about anything, that's basically how the average person tries to come back at me."Actually, I was THERE when the universe was formed and I've monitored every inch of the entire universe all the way from beginning to end, I am an omnipresent, omniscient being outside of time, so I KNOW that there's no such thing as aliens... Heh, sorry to burst your bubble, DINGUS! Yeah, you probably could have fooled somebody else, but unfortunately for you, ahhhh . . . you tried running that stupid bullshit past ME, somebody who literally possesses complete knowledge on the entirety of existence. Better luck next time, Ell-oh-ell!"
>>222493734Incorrect.
>>222493876iirc it was scully that would have to explain it all to skinner, and have to rewrite it in a way that left out any supernatural stuff. mulder was always pissed at her for not saying "IT WAS ALIENS!"
>>222497085Is this making any of you skeptics self-conscious? When I write out what your worldview sounds like to me? Does it begin to sink in just how comical your sense of certainty actually is?Like, "Oh yeah, I guess I'm not actually omniscient, I totally forgot that I'm just a finite being with finite knowledge and experience and I'm literally completely blind to over 99% of all light in the universe, and that's just one physical force or energy in a universe that could consist of an infinite number of such forces and energies that I am similarly unequipped to detect."Like is it starting to come into focus for you, the absolutely SATANIC, like literally Luciferian levels of pride and arrogance that you people are walking around with? Is that becoming clear to any of you yet?
>>222493750>They were so incompetent. How were they not fired?I always wondered about Mulder. If there was really an FBI agent that was obsessed with aliens and government conspiracies because he believed his sister was abducted by aliens and he was on some personal crusade to expose the truth, wouldn't the FBI just fire him for psychological reasons?
>>222493734Just one more question. You said you're from Alpha Centauri, but I talked to my wife and she said there's no Class M planets there.
>>222493829There's episodes where they actually catch the villain with the whatever paranormal ability is involved. They caught the guy that stretches through small spaces and the guy that sucks the fat out of fat ladies. Speaking of the latter, rewatching that episode a few years ago, those fat ladies weren't even fat by today's standards, lol.
>>222497777Quads of qruth.
>Of course I know monsters aren't real, Agent Scully. But if we prove that definitively, then we lose funding for this entire branch. So I need you to get out there and convince Mulder that aliens are attacking and that Israel needs another $500 billion dollars to keep them at bay, or it's your ass!
>>222494285It’s not Mulder and Skully’s problem to prosecute the fluke man. They found the thing, that’s what they were called in for.
>>222498048Why is he naked?
>>222493734So based off reality......
>>222498178He's reopening the X-Files
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>>222493750>fired from the public sector for being incompetentLMAO
