What exactly is a dad supposed to do in this situation?
>>222493933Sue Wonka and then use the profits to create a circus built around your tiny son as the main act
>Doris, THE only named female Oompa Loompa in Wonka's factory, holds a handgun to the head of a blue Oompa Loompa wearing ancient Oompa tribal dress >They're both standing by the edge of the chocolate river>Wonka ordered the blue Oompa to be executed after he threatened to leak Wonka's sugarcoated atrocities to the rest of the world>The old, sad candyman didn't want word of his defective meal-replacement gum to end up in the hands of Slugworth>Let alone, the slaves>ICE would take his Oompas away from him and ruin his whole candymaking operation>Wonka just couldn't let it happen>He needed Doris do what was necessary to protect the Wonka name>A shot rang through the chocolate room>The blue Oompa's suffering ended in an instant>One moment, he was blue and flexible>The next, he'd become a couple box's worth of Wonka Blueberry Pie flavored Wonka bars, all containing Oompa flesh>It was almost a mercy killing >Doris felt nothing when her fellow Oompa fell limp into the chocolate river, his eyes glazed and deprived of life>The blood from the entry wound mixed with the melted chocolate>Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...>The amazing chocolatier!
