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Why did he try to kill darth maul as soon as he saw him?
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>>222493976
He was darth (dark) it's a analogy for police (jedi) brutality in the usa.
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>>222494004
Back when I was younger, I had a friend who was the Queen of Naboo. I’d been off planet for a while, Jedi business on the Pod Racing Circuit. When I met up with her, she told me she’d been deposed. She handled the situation of the deposition in the most extraordinary way, appealing to the Galactic Senate for aid, but my immediate reaction was to ask, did she know who it was? What political affiliation were they? She said they were Trade Federation.

I went up and down Theed Palace with my lightsaber strapped to my hip, hoping I’d be approached by somebody – I’m not proud to say that – and I did it for maybe a week, hoping some separatist bastard would emerge from behind a hangar door and have a duel with me about something. So that I could chop him in half.

Well, anyway, next thing I know, there’s this big Zabrak buck snarling and leering at me. He’s tatted up to high heavens, and he’s pulled a double bladed lightsaber, bloody red blades and all, so I knew he meant business. He’s mean mugging me, it’s clear he had to get it on. So I did what I had to do. Like I said, I’m not proud of it, but I’m not ashamed neither.
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dude looked like a devil
if you saw a devil, and you have a magic sword, you'd swing it at the devil
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>>222494242
>the Queen of Naboo
>she’d been deposed

the weirdest thing is how Attack of the Clones starts up and Padmé routinely makes it very clear that Naboo queens are democratically elected. she was so beloved (at 12?) that the Nabooians tried to change the law so she could remain queen for longer. but no, no: she's ever-so-noble that she allowed an Indian girl to become queen instead.

does George Lucas understand what a monarchy is?
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>>222494250
No. That feels like hubris. Stepping beyond my station. The Accuser is a vital part of the cosmogony, and the ongoing plan. The Accuser wouldn’t exist unless I AM willed it.
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>>222494383
look mate i don't care what you believe
it's instinct
a tiger comes at you, you don't stop to think, ':( that tiger could be on the endangered species list :((('

i HAVE tried to attack my DMT space-snake-demon lady. it was nothing personal, but now i am paying for it.
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>>222494428
I would be very shocked by a tiger, but I wouldn’t be awestruck. If I had an adequate weapon (and that wouldn’t be a sword, get real), I would shoot and kill it. You are very prideful to think you wouldn’t feel similarly to a shepherd seeing an angel if you met the Accuser. Even if you didn’t, you couldn’t harm such a being.

Even your own previous experience tangling with an entity doesn’t seem to have taught you much. Please, reflect on your current predicament, and seek an acceptance of your station within the cogs of this reality.
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>>222494464
what makes you so special that you will 'advance' or 'ascend'?
some of us know our place as cogs. enjoy chasing infinity, anon.
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>>222494639
I not only never implied I would advance, and in fact opened this conversation by saying I wouldn’t meddle with things beyond my paygrade either.

You are fighting an enemy from your past or your mind, and seeing a figment of that enemy in my words. If you maintain this reactive nature, your earthly existence will be one of high conflict. I implore you to think before you act.
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>>222493976
Darth maul was a space nigger
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>>222493976
He could smell his midichlorians from a mile off
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>>222494724
yeah you're probably right.

thanks anon, i'm glad we had this chat.
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>>222493976
He was racist against black and red people
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>>222494004
Bravo Lucas.
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>>222494815
If you took anything useful away from the conversation, then it was worth having. Good luck with the rest of your time.
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>>222494300
You know nothing of the Naboo political process and its titles.
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>>222494838
There's no such thing as racism or a racist.
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>>222493976
Darth maul violated the NAP by trying to run over Anakin
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>>222494004
note his name is both Chinese and symbolic of his obvious homosexuality.
Queer John Gin, noting his alcoholism.
he managed the hardship he faced, being both slit eyed and an uphill gardener, by glugging away space drinks at the galactic diner.
then along comes an uppity sithener, mouthing off how he was a stuntman and that Queer John can't even fight, and do you know what happened to that sithener when he was struck by Queen John's infected light staff?
the same thing that happens to everything else
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>>222493976
Maul was making a move, he had to get it on.
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>>222493976
>Why did he try to kill darth maul as soon as he saw him?
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>>222494250
to save some time, this conversation ends at this post >>222494879
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>>222494242
Kek
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>>222493976

Maul was making a move. He had to get it on.
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