Uh, Jonah-heads, is he.. is he gonna live?
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>>222494334>shirt under gipussy, like going swimming with a shirt on
>>222494313Cub was a bum journeyman, Jonah probably taps him honestly
It'd be pretty funny if he exposed him trying to get him to throw the fight too.
>jonah hill is a wacky hollywood actor and after an interview goes terribly wrong he now has to fight his way across la to get home to his adoring wife
>>222494362Cub is a legend and a battle tested veteran, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>222494313>KUMITE! KUMITE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F92EeFMk5g
>>222494352There was a trend where people wore boxers under board shorts for awhile. No idea why. It wasn't a good trend but people did it.
>>222494362>>222494462yeah? That's nothing compared to the firestorm of being a fat gay celeb that Jonah has risen above. Jonah would annihilate him.
>>222494418LOL he's making a guilty frightened face like he just got caught devouring chocolates every time a paparazzi snaps a pic
>>222494418Was he really that fat? I would say he even looks better here than in any of his phases, although the fact that he is quite short makes him inherently comical as a fat man. I suppose that's to his benefit though and if he weren't insecure and embraced it he would probably have been respected more. >>222494352Remember, he has a lot of loose skin under there, which he is justifiably insecure about. I really feel sorry for fat people, even if they lose the weight they've still got this loose skin hanging around...
>fight gets organized>Jonah trains like a shonen protag under his first master>big night>Jonah enters the arena, ripped as fuark with killer eyes>"...and now the announcer: Ornella Fleury!"
>>222494462>legendFought for the title in WEC, crumbled in <10 seconds and never came close to another belt. Only ever beat tomato cans (and lost to a few of them). Best known as a stepping stone for better fighters. Quite literally the definition of a journeyman. You probably think Cerrone is a legend too.
>>222494632Not the other anon, but he'd still kick your ass and you'd still kick Jonah's ass. The average journeyman kills the average normalfaggot and and the average normalfaggot kills Jonah.
>>222494685He's 145lbs, maybe walking around 160. Wouldn't be surprised if Jonah's a solid 200. Weight clases exist for a reason.
>>222494775Swanson is actually 180lbs. He fought at 145lbs. But you are correct, mister Feldstein would literally tear his head off and shove it up his candy ass if he got brave.
>>222494775>nipple placement
>>222494313Why would Jonah waste his time on some has-been? I've got better things to do.
>>222494596>And in the fat corner dining out of tel aviv 5'1" weighing in at three hundred and fifty seven poouuunds the fat guy from superbad! mister feldstein!
>>222494596>and now the announcer: Ornella Fleury!"MT
>>222494632I'd say his W against Poirier and Holloway in hindsight aged like fine wine plus one of his fight, the Cub Swanson vs Do Ho Choi fight is literally in the UFC Hall of Fame, how many journey man can do the same? And yes Cowboy is a fucking legend also, you stupid casual
>>222494863you're ready for Cyril Gane
I don't think Jonah Feldstein has ever been punched in the head even once in his life.
>>222494885>>222494632Swanson cannot be a journeyman because he was a contender for the majority of his career. He's not a legend either but you don't have to be to not be a journeyman. Journeymen suck and fight nobodies.And yeah he lost a title fight to Jose Aldo (Legend)
>>222494952I'm sure he's spergged out and punched himself while calling himself stupid and fat after eating a bunch of cake.
>>222494986Cub also mostly fought in hi native California so he wasn't literally a journey man by definition
>>222494685>The average journeyman kills the average normalfaggotmma faggots are losers that couldn't make it in real sports
>>222494418>his adoring wifeyou mean surfer gf he broke up with because she had pictures on insta that were a little thirst trappy?
>>222494362Literally destroyed a guy who is far younger than him at his retirement fight. Casual.
>>222494313I'm gonna have to go with a serious fighter.
>>222495061>far youngerNate Landwehr is 38 and also fucking awful
>>222495040Bro that's Andy Ruiz jr This happened in 2019 when Ruiz was unified world heavyweight champion.He's 11 years younger than BJ Penn and much larger than him obviously.But wait there's more! BJ Penn got up after this and ended up ontop of Ruiz punching him in the head after choking him unconscious.You just outed yourself as the silliest billy in this entire thread who doesn't know anything about fighting.https://youtu.be/aENGofHqLOw?si=LgSC3noiU0qkE-BLVideo related.
>>222495150>>222495040Boxingsisters how do we come back from this...
>>222494313>I'm gonna try himL-Lewd..
>>222495040>Unified heavyweight champ loses street fight to retired 40 year old methhead alcoholic UFC middleweight even after knocking him outBJ Penn is a fucking nightmare
>>222495150which jeetified AI told you that was andy ruiz you dope?
MMA is gay as shit. They just hug eachother and smell their nuts on the floor. Is there ANY fighting style that helps in an actual fight?
>>222495230>Is there ANY fighting style that helps in an actual fight?1 on 1: Boxing, Muay Thai, Kickboxing, Greco-Roman Wrestlingoutnumbered: run faster or have gun
>>222495040I bet you'd do better against Ruiz Jrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS4FfFcSk-s
>>222495150>Bro that's Andy Ruiz jrno it isn't.
>>222495221KWAB you don't even know who that is, lil foreign boi
>>222495221>>222495268KWAB
>>222494313Jonah never loses
>>222495272yes, mma legend bj penn did get KWAB'd by that random drunk fatass retard, I agree
>>222495196BJ, contrary to his record, was the GOAT lightweight before Khabib "lay and hump a nigga" Ngofajfafnamedov took the spotlight. It's unfortunate that GSP paid Micky Avalon to kiss him on the lips and curse him with schizophrenia, I'll never forgive that canadian fucker for doing that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysLDH6Ef_FY
>>222494568What are you talking about, he looks massive there. Look how big his face is. He was obese here, verging on morbid
>>222495380>lay and hump a niggaGSP was way more of a boring humper than Khabib. Khabib actually beat the hell out of guys after he took them down.
I think Jonah wants to plant a certain image of himself into the zeitgeist, but I don't think he's so delusional that he'd participate in a fight with someone who actually fought professionally. Even a bum with no record could take Jonah easily
>>222495230Judo.
>>222496549Don't like hurting your hands on someone's ugly mug?Just use mother earth to do the bludgeoning!
