Why did nobody tell me how good this show was? I just finished the last season. What will i do now that it's over?
Watch Atlantis.
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>>222494421GOOLD?
>>222494421The stargate movie was the first DVD I ever watched. The year was 1999.
What is everyone's favorite episode?
>>222494441fpbp
>>222494509There's so many good ones, but Window of Opportunity is funny no matter how many times I watch it, and I never feel the urge to skip it during a rewatch.
>>222494421The chemistry of the original cast was so good. Just the perfect team plus the awesome Hammond of Texas.
>>222494441Atlantis sucked
>>222494473greatest post ever made
>>222494421Atlantis is good although it is comfiest to watch it together with SG-1Stay away from Universe unless you like Lost with less mystery and more relationship drama.
How many fucking clip shows do you need, damn.At least they got Homer Simpson for one of them
>>222495306It was necessary before streaming, people didn't remember shit from 6 months ago and there wasn't an internet to look it up. Tbf you can just skip them, nothing's lost
>>222495306Clip shows were a small price to pay for shows that have 22-24 episodes a season. These days, shows struggle to even complete 6 episodes per season
I would let her convert me. I would follow her, and die for her in battle. Hallowed are the Ori.
>>222494421>What will i do now that it's over?watch atlantis then the direct to dvd moviesthere is also stargate universe but it got cut short and left on a cliffhanger. season 1 is generally bad but has its moments and season 2 is universally agreed on to be betterafter that its over no more stargate
>>222495590i like the episode where she needed to use the toilet but there wasnt one so she had to piss in my mouth
>>222494421>Why did nobody tell me how good this show was?
>>222494421Watch it again, it's so long that it feels fresh to go back to season 1.Atlantis was okay. Captured some of the same essence, cast is fine.
>>222495126This is the only one I remember parts of when I watched it as a kid.I distinctly remember him whacking golf balls through the stargate, kek.
>>222495751one of the best episodes and best "ground hog day" type of episode imo
>>222494421Some old lady dropped the entire series in the original dvd box sets at my local library and I immediately shoved them all in my trunk her adult son rushed in 30 minutes later desperately looking for them I got a good laugh.
>>222495751The first time you get to see Teal'c perspective and he does the>Perhaps next time I will not be so forgivingline I almost suffocated laughing.
>>222495303Universe had two good points though.
>>222495751>gotta be some kind of record
>>222494421>The entire galaxy looks like British Columbia
>>222495751>>222495780>>222495847>>222496007>mfw the episode aired when I was three years old>I’m 28●
>>222496032goa'uld are lazy and set the terraformers on default human setting when they were out there colonising everything with a Stargate on it.And there are different worlds out there, just why would SGC go to one after the probes all show a bad environment?
i like season 4 carter hair
>>222495590She's only 8 weeks old you sick fuck
>>222494473Hathor was a dumb whore with a fat arse, did you know that?
>>222496870>Bring me the Stargate stretcher!What did he mean by this?
>>222495271Atlantis did suck but only for the last two seasons.
>>222494441/thread
>>222496032Ancients put Stargates on every planet that was habitable for humanoid life
>>222494441I tried to and had to stop halfway through the first season
>it's a gravel pit episode
>>222496315>default human setting Leafs are not people
>>222497066My main problem with Atlantis is the cast, they just aren't as interesting or likeable. McKay is the only memorable character. Also putting a soft-hearted civilian woman in charge was a retarded idea, it should have been military-run just like Stargate Command.
>>222497066>>222497984Stick with it, Atlantis has some teething problems but it gets a lot better. It is supposed to be a different a show, and the casting is definitely reflects that. It has its own appeal though and by the end is in better shape than the last parts of SG-1.
>>222497043Why did they put one inside a black hole? I can't live inside a black hole!
>have had access to sarcophagi that can bring the dead back to life for literally years now with no ill effects if used minimally >have prototype kull warrior armor that negates energy blasts>sg command is still incompetent enough to not have dedicated medievac teams and somehow has to send their noncombatant senior medical staff into an active combat zonethey could have literally done anything else to write this character away and they managed to do it in the dumbest way possible.
>>222498410MILK
>>222498410>have had access to sarcophagi that can bring the dead back to life for literally years now with no ill effects if used minimallyNo ill effects that they know of. If long term use turns you completely evil, it stands to reason that even using it just a few times can alter your brain and personality somewhat. Better than dying, sure, but I doubt the military would approve them for general use on wounded personnel.
>>222498849>No ill effects that they know of. If long term use turns you completely evil, it stands to reason that even using it just a few times can alter your brain and personality somewhat. Better than dying, sure, but I doubt the military would approve them for general use on wounded personnel.multiple members of SG1 have died and been resurrected multiple times. the only times where there were effects were when it was used "recreationally" multiple times. and I'm 100% sure the US would authorize to use it on vital/ mission critical personnel. still it was extremely retarded to send a noncombatant medical officer to an active firefight. if combat medics can't get a patient stable or pull them out with the equipment they have during a firefight even a senior medical officer isn't going to have much luck doing it, they literally could have just written her to be reassigned or something.
>>222495894Two very big good points which is also why you should watch SGA.
>>222494421stargate atlantis is good, too
>>222498154Ancient historic age is all fucked up. They did it some tens to hundreds of millions of years ago when there was still a star.
>>222498991BOOB?
Almost every other girl was better than Carter>>222497984Todd was greatJohn Sheppuuuuurrd
>>222497984And Beckett
>>222494473This scene never happens in the show. I'm not sure why it's a thing that OCD retards insist on posting.
>>222495271better than SG1, suck it cuck
>>222495342It was more for when they ran out of budget. That way you can have them all sit around a table and reminisce about all their past adventures and use action scenes already paid for.
I think Ben Browder was a good replacement for O Neill, I had seen Farscape before and he has good chemistry with everyone, now Laundry and Valera on the other hand...
>it's a male-identifying Goa'uld in a hot female host that makes my dick rock hard episode
*stares in Czech*
>>222500065Ben should've been in the show earlier, maybe just after Jonas leaves, to replace Richard when he started phoning it hard. Kowalski should've never died.
watching this with a friendgroup, it's really kino so far on seson 6
>WHY LOOK EVERYBODY! HE'S GOT COONS WITH HIM!
Hello anons.Surely you weren't going to make a Stargate thread without me in it?
>>222500356The Goold villains were mostly one-dimensional, boring and forgettable, but Baal was the exception. He was great
>>222498154Same reason there's gates on planets that are lifeless rocks or their stars went nova. It was millions of years ago when they were planted.
>>222500356He died just a few years ago IRL in an accident, RIP
Thoughts on Cameron Mitchell? I was skeptical the first few episodes, since he had huge shoes to fill after Jack O'Neill, but damn, he fit right into the team and played the role perfectly.
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>>222500986HUMANSARESUPERIOR
>Gould? Ori? Replicators? Wraith?>Man all I wanna do is smoke weed in our forest
>>222500986He had just come from a show where he was the only Earthling lost in deep space, surrounded by duplicitous aliens.
>>222500986Hello John.
>>222494421>Why did nobody tell me how good this show was?yeah, nobody every talks about sg1 on /tv/fucking muppet
>>222501300>Villain>Kind of close to winning in the end>Not deadScorpy was legit great
>You know, you really will like me when you get to know me
>>222501390>Sg-1>Farscape>Babylon 5>Trek>Red DwarfAnyone else thought it would just never end? That it might even get better as we aged?What happened?
>>222501533network television died and i guess people in general dont really care about science fiction these days
>>222495751>IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING!?!
>>222501561Kino died long before tv did. And people don't care abput sci fi anymore because it has been terrible for decades.
>>222497984I recommend you watch Tabula Rasa if nothing else. A really nice episode and McKay gets to shine.
Almost done with Season One.Had to take some major bong rips to get through some of it, but there were a couple of really cool episodes so I'll watch Seas 2.
>>222500093Always made me chuckle when he started cursing in czech, most often because of McKay
>>222500356Imagine being typecast to play a god like character
>>222501524They had some nice chemistry though the romance aspect of it was pointless.>Carter, didn't I order you to get a life?
FOR FUCKS SAKES RUDNEY, WUD DID YU DU THIS TIME
>>222502064Killing him was really pointless.
>>222494421is the Netflix quality still aids? The Amazon quality is decent, but sticking to my DVDs for now.
Oh sweet, i have 2 movies to watch
Tayla sexo
>>222501561Star Trek and Star Wars are still hugely popular with normies.
>>222502148I read that the DVDs don't have the original MacGyver references included. They changed a few things. I'm watching them on Showtime On Demand. Of course your DVDs are probably in the correct original 4:3 aspect ratio instead of this post-production widescreen bullshit format. And I KNOW Netflix does that with everything. They ruined Seinfeld. I'll never watch Netflix.
Fucking finally, I made a bunch of webms and haven't seen a Stragate thread in forever.
>>222494441I might be a bit biased since I started with Atlantis but it really is worth a watch. I'd still rate SG-1 higher, but the margin is razor thin.
>>222502333Post them anon
>>222495271Atlantis was great, eat my ass.Universe doesn't deserve the Stargate name.
>>222495751>>222501671
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>>222496347Mid
>>222502430Surprised he didn't flat out deck him in the face considering there are more loops ahead.
>>222502469
>>222502272I have the DVDs that came out on release, they have the mcguyver reference.I have original children of the gods and the remaster. The entire S1-8 boxset that spells out STARGATE (pretty kino). I like S9 and 10 but I outgrew buying DVDs when they got out. I just treat them as a new show (as intended)
>asshole character redeems himself over the course of the series to love able bastard
>>222502523I'm sure there's some degree of restraint. Even with zero consequences, you'd still have to overcome basic human, or Jaffa, decency to attack him. Plus that was the first thing in the loop, you want to deal with getting arrested for the rest of the loop? Just shoving with the door is enough to to satisfy his revenge.
>>222502430soulpatch Teal'c was weird man. Like an acid trip season.
>>222502535>>222502565Nuts, I didn't make any Maybourne. Or First Prime Wayne Brady for that matter.
>>222502668Was there a follow up for that? I don't remember anything
>>222494473BEST! MEME! EVER!
>>222502691Are you shitting me? RepliCarter became the series (RDA seasons) endgame and she is responsible for wiping out most system lords and because of her, Daniel got semi ascended again stuck in the diner with Anubis while the Dakara device got activated. It was a 3 episode plot with the third episode actually lasting over an hour or something. It was kino of the highest order. Just typing it up again brings me back to me 16 year old self witnessing it for the first time on live TV.
>>222502691yes, many episodes
>>222494509just about anything with colonel maybourne
>>222502691She works for Fifth as a trojan horse claiming he's overcome the Anti-Replicator weapon, but really she's learning how to overcome it so she can betray him AND be immune to the weapon.I think she ends up abducting Jackson, and they modify the AR pulse to destroy her but also kill Daniel Jackson since he's onboard her ship, leading to one of my favorite episodes, Threads where Oma Desla pulls him into ascended purgatory at Der Waffle Haus (From Dead like Me) while he works out what he wants to do.
Those Vanir suits were so fuckn cool, was stupid they didn't use the 2 they got after the only episode it appeared in, I mean they very useful too.
>>222502810Wait, I should have used this one.
I fucking love Saul Rubinek.
>>222496902You heard the O'Neill, the Hammond of Texas is too fat for his Stargate! Go find the Stargate stretcher, now!
Jacob or Bra'tach?
>>222501533I want another show with living spaceships in it
>>222502846They used it in Universe
>>222503030>Uglier helmets>Uglier color (granted maybe they detoriated? Didn't watch Universe beyond a few episodes before abandoning it)
>>2224945092010 was a good one
>>222502996The blow up so nicely, don't they?
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>>222503104>The blow up so nicely, don't they? :(
>>222498410>have had access to sarcophagiThey did? What episode the SGC procure one of those?
>>222500085Ra and Apophis were extremely zesty. Definitely would not surprise me if they sometimes switch hosts into cute white girls on occasions when they grow bored of being chad black gay guys
>>222494509For me, it's when the fat bloke in the diner starts chatting up the fumbling scientist and the fumbling scientist eventually discovers the fat bloke's real name.
>>222503758
Best girl?
>>222504026
>>222504026The doctor in the early seasons.
>Trust the science, tau'ri, it's safe and effective
Is Anubis a chud?
>>222498991The people in the back are kinda freaking me out
>>222504185That guy lives in my town now.
>>222504185Is this actually what Anubis looked like before his ascension?
>>222504074
>>222504441Yeah, her.
>>222501390Loved Scorpy
>>222502362Atlantis was good too, but it was really weighed down by how boring I found most of the main cast. Ronin was a far inferior Teal'c. Shephard was a worse O'neill. And I don't even know what to say about Tayla's character. I'd honestly rate Atlantis a point higher if she weren't a part of it at all. Rodney was good though.
>>222504837I like Sheppard for being kind of bumbling and his chemistry with Mckay
>>222504885Yeah he had his moments, but overall it just felt like I was watching somebody else's stand-in.
>>222503786I don't know if they wrote his scenes to fit his acting style or his acting is just so good to fit his scenes.
>>222504185>beats the ancients at their own game by reading the fine printThe biggest prime alpha chad of the milky way.
>Unlocking the secrets of the universe according to stargate is to... le meditate!I didn't like this part
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>>222505321I could've done without any of the spiritualism, but I think the show is ultimately better for including it (perhaps not in its exact implementation). Meditation or quiet contemplation is a common component to spiritual practices worldwide and common in fantasy as a means by which to connect to transcendent powers, so it's not at all strange that it's used in Stargate.
>>222505321>Just meditate, bro>????>Become God>Profit!To be fair the exact path to Ascension is a little vague
To everyone who's interested in watching Stargate, start with the original movie first or you'll be confused
>>222504026Vala.
Definitely Vala.
Tok'ra 6 of 8 could have been in the running if she had more than two episodes.
>>222495271Atlantis' average is lower than SG-1 for sure, but it's over-represented in the top 10 best episodes across the franchise
>>222506247Atlantis is gay.
>>222496679O'Neill banged a woman who was like 8 days oldand went back to high school EXPLICITLY to fuck teenagers
>>222506216She had great legs that she didn't show nearly often enough on Farscape
>>222500356>Baal learns from SG-1>Goes back in time and becomes the most powerful GOOLD by treating his men well and with respect so that they actually want to join himI imagine this was a genuinely difficult concept for most GOOLD to understand
>>222506216I got a very chuddy friend to watch SG1 awhile back, and when we got to the Vala seasons one of his funniest quips was "Damn. You know a woman is pure sex when you can overlook a beak like that."
>>222506271This was one of the gayest episodes in the entire Stargate franchise. But I'd raise the counterpoint that Season 4 Episode 2 "The Other Side" is twice as gay I.E. That episode which SG1 betrays the Eurondans and rejects their gracious offers of advanced technology just so they can own the chuds
>>222506318O'Neill also saved the planet about a dozen times so age of consent laws should not apply to him. All minors owe him sex
>>222502385I know the point is we're humiliating the white male, but what was she going to do with two fragile sticks that break as soon as they contact a woman's soft flesh?
>>222507216>I know the point is we're humiliating the white maleIs it? It could also just be a bit about Shephard being out of his depth having to resort to primitive, improvised weaponry. If this came out today, I'd be more inclined to believe it was more racially motivated, but unless I'm misremembering, Stargate usually did a good job of balancing SG teams' superiority in the areas they're trained in and the locals' superiority in whatever survival skills and combat skills or training they've had when beyond the scope of Earth tactics.
A stargate thread! Huzzah! You have no idea how pleased I am that a series like Stargate (sort of star treks poorer little brother) has managed to get a large fan base mainly after the shows primarily aired and that anons here are starting to watch it and like it. Very cool.Now I notice this isn't politics , but I notice no one here has mentioned the elephant in the room which I would like you guys to give me your opinion on.Amazon acquired the rights to the stargate movies and franchise a few years ago.And about a year ago , they said that some of the old writers could continue , where sg1, atlantis and universe left off you know , continuing old storylines and tying up loose ends , a lot of people were very psyched for that.You know reboots these days are very hit and miss.However , about three months ago , amazon decided to say after they were developing the show for ten months, "No, sorry, we dont want that" and stargate is presumably either going to be rebooted , retwerked or going back into stasis.I believe at one point they were even considering doing some reboot movies a few years ago , and they also canceled those before they got too far into developmentSo we on twitter have started a #savestargate hashtag and we have a change.org petition with over 117,000 signatures, butt Amazon recently green lit a robocop Reboot , so things are not looking good for stargatehttps://www.change.org/p/save-stargate-with-martin-gero please go ahead and sign the petition.Although i'm not sure what the future is for stargate right now.What do you think would you like a reboot?Would you watch that?Would you give it a chance? Or are you dead set on the older universe?Thank you for your time long live stargate!
>>222507352Damn forgot pic
>>222507345I don't remember, I just know it's not too old to be before the cultural shift
>>222507352>What do you think would you like a reboot?Would you watch that?Would you give it a chance?lol no kys
>>222507352>By signing this petition, you are promising to support new Stargate!If this were a petition to get Stargate out from under Amazon's thumb and under a group that would actually give it the shot it deserves, I'd sign it. But fuck Amazon. They ruin everything they touch. I'd rather not see a new Stargate series than see it shit all over by Amazon, as it inevitably would be when beholden to them for funding.
>>222506318She was like 30 days old.
>>222495590Do women really care about necklaces that much?
>>222507578Something to trick you into looking at their tits.
>>222507593Knew a woman who got a big tattoo in the middle of her cleavage. She always wore tops that showed it off and constantly complained that men looked. Yes, she's a single mother.
>>222507722What a tweest!
>>222507352They were going to give it the Lord of the Rings treatment and everyone hated it so they cancelled it. It's better off dead than whatever horrible bullshit they would've put out. O'Neill would probably be in jail for sexual harassment and Teal'k and Carter would discuss why he should've been executed for his offenses years ago while White women line up to help her suck his dick
>>222506318>>222507546>Oh, but it's wrong when I do it, sir? I'll have you know he's technically a million years old.
>>222507513It's impossible to have a good show with ESG in the background
You now remember the animated series
>>222507837
It was a different time
Threads like this remind me why i ever spent time here.Watching red dwarf for the first time and i love it and it has plenty of seasons :)
>>222507979>>222507994>>222508013I miss going to the magazine section at the bookstore and every magazine had hot women on the cover, and I would flip through their sexy photoshoots, maybe even buy one for a wank later. Truly a better time
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>>222500986I was not a fan, and rather preferred sheperd. Mitchell felt like a chucklehead to me.>>222506409He was literally being questioned about it by the other system lords, either that or subtlety mocked.
>>222500986I love him but only because I was already a Farscape fan before watching SG1.
>>222502846>that snatch and grab op flawlessly pulled off bitKino>>222504026Orici by far, would betray Earth for a mere french kiss (i am weak)
>>222504118so glad i didnt take it...(the experimental gene therapy marketed as covid vaccine that is!!)
>>222500986I liked him, he was similar enough to O'neill to be a "replacement" while still being a distinct characterI have never watched Farscape. Should I?
>>222494441Philistines get out kreeee
>>222504118>>222508865I wonder what the overlap is between stargate viewers and people who didn't take the vax
>>222496032It basically does unless your in some dry shithole
>>222509037>I have never watched Farscape. Should I?Yes. It's great. Good mix of seriousness and humor, and it has a couple of my favorite antagonists
>>222509037Oh no, definitely, do not, never ever, watch that absolute TRASH show that is Farscape.
>>222502926Dom was a nepo daddy.
>>222494473based gooldposter
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>>222509285
Is it gay to have sex with the female host body of a male goold?
>>222509285>>222509294I miss the KINO guy
>>222509324only if you know it's a male goold controlling the body
>>222504441Looks like she might be concealing something. Maybe two somethings.
>it's an Ancients can help but can't help episode
>>222509241He may have been, but he didn't just coast by because of his father.. He earned it.
>>222509214Farscape suckedGetting high and watching lexx was way better
>>222509534
posting for hot tok'ra tits
>>222509551Hot Goa'uld tits.
>>222509551>>222509576Either way, I want to get my snake in there if you know what I mean.
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>>222504837Sheppard was worse than O'Neill but better than Mitchell. I feel the writers just didn't know what to do with Ronon other than being not-Teal'c. I actually kinda liked Ford Tayla fucking sucked, doubly so when she starts singing
Ignoring Clip Shows and the Mongol episode, what are your personal least favorite episodes from SG1 and SGA?
>>222509691Yeah, I liked Ford too. He didn't seem to get as much screen time as the other 4 and felt more like a secondary team member. Might just be misremembering though. It's been a while since I watched it.>doubly so when she starts singingGod
Colonel, we are SG1.
>>222509945jesus i havent seen this pic in years
>>222509859As much as I like McCay, Second Childhood is hard to watch. Oh, and the one with the ark that has Daniel Jackson screaming, "I'M ACTING!!!" as he portrays different consciousnesses that one of the crew members forces into him for storage since the ship is losing power.
>The episode where all the alternate universe SG-1s show up>O'Neill isn't in any of them
>>222509506Think you got the generation arrow backwards and missed the joke.
>>222509859Most of the episodes with the Ori. They do have some good moments here and there but overall, the whole Ori arc was pretty bad.
>>222509545This show is completely insane I love it so much
>>222509859Replicarter
>>222494509The marionette scene in 200 or whatever it was where the puppets go through the gate & die on the other side cause their strings are cut is the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen
>>222509072Im unvaxxed I was binging Stargate during lockdown and between watching summer of love live streams. When I got to the vaccine sterilization episode I freaked out there where a lot of other episodes that seemed prophetic too for what was happening at the time,
>>222510365Oh shit, you're right.
>>222510461I'm almost up to 200 on this rewatch and boy am I going to mine it for all its worth.
>>222509859Brain Storm in SGAI can't even think of an SG1 episode I disliked as much as that one
>>222509859WHATFATEALMOND ROCAFor Atlantis, it was whatever the most annoying Tayla episode was. I skipped through all of them, so I have no idea which that would be.
>>222509072Ypu could say same shit about flu vaccine. You gotta keep taking it. You still might get the flu from some sick cunt who statistically did not vaccinate.
>>222497984The fact Atlantis doesn't spend 98% of its runtime sucking the US Airforce's cock is the best part of it.
>>222500065Said it before and I'll say it again: Landry was the most insufferable cunt on any Stargate show. Yes including Universe. There's a reason the original creators went with Kindly Old Man General Who Cares and used Standard Issue Military Retards like Bauer as antagonists: people outside of the military generally think being a self-righteous, pompous, bullying prick makes you a bad person. Putting exactly that archetype in command of SGC and then trying to occasionally soften him with But Muh Estranged Daughter just didn't work.Every time you see him, you just think about all the times SG1 saved the planet because Hammond actually gave a shit and gave them that little bit extra latitude, bent a rule that little bit further, and then you imagine Landry in that situation and you know he would just shut the fucking gate in their face or have them drummed out of the service because Muh Orders.
>>222502250They are? Odd they don't seem to be watching them then.
>>222502149Ark of Truth suffers a bit from having to cram in like 3 seasons of planned "main plot" story beats into a single movie but it's not bad. Continuum is legitimate kino - it's amazing to me that SG-1 had like five individual>welp guess this is it guys, let's go out on a banger of a finaleepisodes and all of them are great.
