lmao
>>222494465>robin hood but SERIOUS>also old this timefuckin YAWN
>>222494486It has been done again and was kino
did they spend in marketing at all? Never heard of this movie
Nothing will ever top the one with Alan Rickman.
>>222494465How many black extras were in the background?
Is it kino though? Caring if a movie bombs is for homos
I did not hear anything about this film. Did Jackman want to do Old Man Logan with a public domain character?
>>222494555>won't even mention Kevin Costner the blandest actor of the 90s
>>222494570Robin Hood is not real anon. This is fiction. All of it.
Men in Tights was the only good Robin Hood
>>222494613who said anything about not being fiction? i just dont want to see them on my screen
>>222494465If they make Robin Hood killing billionaires and Health Care CEOs, the left would eat it up.
>>222494465such a terribly misguided idea for a moviebasically portrays Robin as an unrepentant murderer and outlaw and the tales of his altruism were a lieit feels like it was written during the late 2010s peak "kill all white men" type storytelling
>>222494623wrong
>>222494613>>222494629Don't you two know the difference between fiction and folklore?Would you like me to explain to you like you are little babies?
>>222494465I saw it. The concept was interesting but mostly it was just boring. Drab, gray and brown. Instead of action, they just used violence.I think this movie was originally supposed to be a streaming only movie and no one knew what to do with it. It was filmed in a month on a 20m dollar budget.
>>222494465Why is every single Robin Hood movie trying top the previous one with how drab, bleak and "realistic" it is? Robin Hood should wear green clothes and lead his Merry Men on daring heists and improbable escapes from the clutches of the Sheriff of NottinghamI'm sick of people misunderstanding the appeal of Robin Hood
>>222494575It's on the torrentsI thought it was decent enough if you like medieval films. It's not really a Robin Hood film, it's more of a medieval bandit story. 7/10 - might watch it again someday, but probably not any time soon.
>>222494721Folklore is fictional. They are not different dummy.
>>222494713>aren't allowed to have their own thing>niggers and faggotsif you knew anything about the English, you'd know that's precisely their thing
>>222494742D&D Honor Among Thieves should be the blueprint for Robin Hood movies
>>222494759No. A fictional character has a known creator. A character from folklore is one that has been remembered in oral tradition for long before it was written down and usually the origins of the character are based on or around real people and events.
>>222494856The word "fiction" covers all made-up stories regardless of their origins or mediums, man. That's why nobody should get twisted over this shit. It's not real and never was.
>all the budget wasted in the first 15 Minutes>Jackman stumbleing and grunting around for the next 1 1/2 hour....doing nothing>"I AM NO LE HERO!!! WE MUST BE BETTER LE MEN!!""Glad I was so drunk in the End, that I don`t even remember the Ending
>>222494465See, nobody wants movies about white people
>>222494465nobody cares about robin hood. don't think even britishers care about robin hood.
>Look into my eyes, you will see>What you mean to me>Search your heart, search your soul>And when you find Prince of Thieves™ there, you'll search no more
>>222494465This is nearly 100 years old now and it's still the best Robin Hood movie ever
>>222495525by far, a perfect movie
>>222495510Costner wasn't a good Robin Hood but every one else carries him so hard that the movie ends up being great anyway
>>222495552most comfy movies are always that, greater than the sum of its parts
>>222494721niggers should not exist in either.
>>222494465Audiences don't care about Robin Hood or King Arthur or any of those characters. They have been done to death at this point and no matter what take on it happens they always flop. Ridley Scott's old man Robin Hood (2010) did poorly, the action focused reboot from 2018 flopped hard, etc...
>>222494545Genuinely this, I had no idea jackman was in a robin hood movie, what the fuck.
>>222494465It was a lot better than I expected. But I expected absolute shit.The opening action scenes were brilliant. Felt like what The Northman was supposed to be. But then it's like 90 minutes of him limping around an abbey and being depressed.It needed a final action scene thematically. Also, absolute lmao that he needed the nun to lecture him about morality. These boomer fucks really have no shame
>>222495682All the recent attempts have been grimdark shit with all the problems of modern hollywood.It needs a more light hearted adventurous tone to work.But it needs to remain dead for a while first too
>>222494605Proto-woke movie that made him look like a caveman retard while the Black Muslim was suave, smart, scientifically advanced, and a better fighter.
>>222494465>Till you're 90!
>>222495682Was the 2018 Robin Hood the one with the machine gun bow and arrow?
>>222495682A King Arthur project can work if they make it in an actual high fantasy settingleave the political stuff in GoT
Wow why did our anti-Luigi Mangione propaganda piece fail?
>>222494465>jodie coomer in thankless supporting role>jodie coomer doesn't get nakedOh, and all the subversion. This trash was destined to fail.
>>222495740The Taron Egerton film wasn't grimdark. It was just fucking stupid.>what if the crusades were like the iraq war and robin hood was like a marine?
>>222495682>Robin Hood (2010Treat this as a non-Robin Hood movie and its ok. I would also have no trouble pretending to be Cate Blanchetts husbando.
>>222495771Clearly it's because the old man wasn't heroic enough. They should've cast Austin Butler as Robin, with Jackman as the church protector. And then Hugh should've humiliated Austin multiple times and taught him how to build a legend. Lots of commentary on how the younger generation just doesn't get what it takes anymore. Also, Hugh should've had a 5 minute sex scene with Comer (where the only nudity is Jackman's butt).THEN audiences would've shown up. Rookie mistake.
>>222495757don't tell anyone this but a Round Table cinematic universe is very feasible with how many different stories there are
The Sean Bean Robin Hood was pretty good
>>222495830does he die in it?
>>222494545Yeah, this is the first time I've seen or heard of a Hugh Jackman Robin Hood movie, but also . . . I really didn't think we needed another Robin Hood after the last 50,000 iterations just in my lifetime alone. Like Jesus Christ, did anything ELSE ever happen throughout human History besides Robin Hood?
>>222495830Is that a real cover? They have the guy holding the bow and the girl pulling the string? And they're not looking at what they're aiming at?This legit is composed like a lazy, first run ai image.
>>222495878it's a tv show, think they're filming season 2. He's the sheriff of nottingham so probably
>>222495915come back to me when he dies
>>222495829It really isThe folklore around the Round Table has material for multiple standalone movies on the Knights aloneThen there's the whole timeline and the background lore for spinoffs
>>222495890Slavery and the holocaust.
>>222495829First film: Legend of Excalibur>basically a live-action Sword in the Stone, but with the tone of Dark Souls, as a young Arthur is sent by Merlin to find Excalibur and battles shadowy monsters to extract it>budget: £15mSecond: Arthur and Merlin>Years later, Arthur, a roaming warrior, is tracked down by Merlin who tells him his destiny is to defeat the Angles and unite the kingdoms of Britain. He doesn't believe him but is forced into action when the Angle hoards arrive and must protect the county in which he resides. Inspired by 7 Samurai.Third: Knights of the Round Table>Having saved his county with the help of some warriors he gathered, he decides that Merlin was right. With his faithful knights, Arthur sets out to unite the land and battle against the Angle invadersSolid trilogy right there, and gives plenty of room to make spin-offs concerning each of the knights.
>>222494465>the death of another beloved icon from White culture how original
>>222495682Did audiences care about The Odyssey?
>>222495911And a 70-year old woman with a blonde wig and disgusting botox lips is in it for some reason. Fuck, she was too old 40 years ago. Was Joan Rivers not available?
>>222494465it was great too
>>222494465When Disney was in the business of making kino.
>>222495959>Sir Lancelot spinoff movie after the trilogyThe kino...
>>222495552>by what right do you keep me prisoner>you misunderstand my intentions, you've been brought here for your own protection>protection from whom>from yourselfkinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSUGp9Yz1skOscar Isaac was also kino in the autistic 2010 moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A01l_p2xnPEAs was Paul Giamatti as King John, though not in a Robin Hood moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekCByuXIGr8class acts all around
>>222494526This mogs the bacon one and the shitty parody. It's as good as the Disney classic.
>>222494545A few hours ago I saw an ad with its trailer. I thought they were advertising a movie that is not out yet
>>222494613>niggers and degeneracy are okay because thing is not realPerfect logic
>>222495771Someone has posted online once that amazon removed some anti rich messages in the beginning of a Robin hood movie
>>222495829That's all mythology.
>>222494545>did they spend in marketing at all? Never heard of this movieI don’t think so. I think this movie might have only been made as a favor to someone or for a tax subsidy.Like how Bill Murray only did Ghostbusters 2 if he was allowed to make the Razor’s Edge. The losses from the RE were baked into the GB2 profits.
>>222496199I know. Yet people still trip over this like these fictional people are getting hurt.
>/tv/ robin hood thread>no mention of the greatest robin hood kino of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvwvvUfIrI
>>222494465That’s a damned shame. It’s a fine film. >>222494570From what I recall, zero.
>>222494545Yeah, there's something to be said in the idea that Holywood is wasting too much money on marketing but you need something, I have some vague idea I may have seen a /tv/ thread on this movies announcement but then nothing.Maybe if Holywood can get their shit together enough people would start going to the movies without a specific film in mind and just a poster on the wall could work but for now you need to actively court people
>>222494486It's even worse>white man is celebrated as a hero but.. he was actually le villain!!>spend his old fart days having ptsd from all his crimes>still he mentors a young girl because that's.. good?>happy ending is him an heroing in the end
>>222494742I want someone to lean into the fact that it was a story the nobility feared so much, they hired a guy to rewrite it. I want the original story, the one where Rob cared fuck-all who the king was and the only “stealing” he was doing was poaching on the lord:s lands to feed himself, his men, and Dr. Pavel here, where the gauntlet they’re throwing down is essentially, “If these are the lord’s lands, why doesn’t he come prove it?” I want “300 meets The Park is Mine” in the Medieval period.
>>222495525Fucking A.
>>222494545First time I heard of it.
>>222494800dangwish it did betterWe should have a fun fantasy adventure movie like that every year
>>222496433So yet another demoralization ad to oppress any possible rebellious ideas
>>222496633It did make Jodie Coomer go full hooch mode at the premier though, so it's existence brought some good into the world.
>>222494545I saw a trailer for it before Odyssey, that's it though. Then I forgot about it until now.
>>222494757ok thank you anon I'll give it a shot
>>222496675she's grown into a big girl
>>222495830Maid Marian gets creampied against the castle wall in each episode. Ok series.
>>222496497>Sheriff of Nottingham, I'm HOOD
>>222497124She would be extremely sensual
>>222494465This is literally the first time I've heard of this movie.>>222494545Must be a tax writeoff or something
>>222494465Well, you just can´t top prince of thieves with Costner, Freeman and Rickman can you? It just can not be done. >>222495682It is a given that the masses are always wrong but recent adaptations have just been shit. Ridley Scott Robin Hood was clearly inferior to Prince of thieves and the last 2 adaptations of King Arthur have also been shit. In one he is a fucking Roman soldier and the other one is a Guy Ritchie movie. I love Robin Hood and King Arthur but fuck that. Same for Sherlock Holmes. Like hell i´m gonna support Ritchie´s version of it.
>>222495525The girl in the veil looks cute, what happened to all the beauty in the world?
>>222494465It is great film. And a bit gorish in the first 30 minutes, it a bit slow but good film
>>222497154For me it's the show created priscilla of nottingham having sweaty sex with every man she can get her legs around
>>222494465didnt you know robin hood was a piece of shit, please watch our movie ok
>>222494623ery time they make a robinood movie they burn our village down!
>>222497171>Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a tree?
>>222494757I share this opinion about the movie. Its a worth a download if you like the time period. Robin hood dorks probably wont like this take on the subject.
>>222497415>Lot of loyalty for a hired peasant.
Disney Robin Hood > Men in Tights > the rest
>>222494465It was extremely low effort. The director watched Logan, and said lets make that, but Robin Hood as a bad guy. Maybe they watched an Eggers film too. They were smart enough to not give black characters any lines, but lacked the conviction to not even have them as background characters. This flick will be quickly forgotten.
>>222494465I didn't even know this was out already
>>222497553Men in Tights is okay but it's just a cheap parody of the old Errol Flynn movie. Seriously watch this >>222495525if you haven't already. I don't care how old it is,it's a really good movie
>>222496675The original idea was better: Robin Hood dies and Jodie Coomer takes over as Robin.
>>222497543>If I loosed this arrow, would you die?>It would be extremely painful>You're a little guy, John
>>222497679KEK
>>222495779Fuck you, some dudebro executive thought it was the most epic thing ever when they greenlit it.
>>222497543>FIRST ONE TO NOCK GETS TO STAY IN MY FOREST.
>>222497601It's weird how many drab grimdark medieval films are being made and released right now.I think there were at least four trailers for them before the random film showing i went to
>>222494465Robin hood no way home
>>222494613>niggers can be in nottingham because suspension of disbelief isn't necessary for a movie plot
dont forget this 90s kino
>>222497957Yeah the cast can be talking animals; people getting tripped out by Black people are legit retards top to bottom.
>>222497998If the whole cast was black and the movie was reset in africa or something. Yeah sounds cool have fun with it.Randomly slotting in black guys into medieval england is fucking stupid.
>>222497998Shut up nigger
>>222497664>[insert joke about robbing semen]
>>222497742>boomers are fucking retardedYes. We know.
>>222495890Hollywood creatives aren't very creative anymore and the studios want proven properties, which is funny because they managed to tank something as basic as Robin Hood. It should have been a slam dunk for some easy money and they still managed to fuck it up.
The bbc show never gets nearly enough respect or acknowledgment.
>>222498119She's been doing it her whole career.
I don't like character deconstruction flicks in general, but this one was particularly egregious. Instead of atoning for his sins and raising Lil Jon's daughter, Robin Hood just decides to die instead.
>>222494526Now THAT is what I call an all-star cast.
>>222495525Its only con would be that the main antagonist is Guy of Gisbourne and not the Sheriff of Nottingham (who's a bumbbling buffoon in the movie). But Basil Rathbone is awesome as always.
This has been done to death. They need to really fuck with the formula or stop making these like set it in the present or future fort a start
>>222496433>>222496633the fuck?
>>222494465I didn't even know this movie existed and didn't see any marketing for it at all, so................bravo to the shitty marketing department.
>>222498493>set it in the present or future fort a startI've got some bad news for you
>>222498187I see areola
>>222494575Size of budget/loss + No. of flops = still-operational A24 is money laundering front or social programming outlet for billionaires. You never said "flops don't matter" in the Cannon Group days.
>>222498590>Little John is a Black Muslim out to terrorize White Christians because of the crusades, and finds an ally in Robin HoodThere is no hating Hollywood enough, and when Jamie Foxx ended up "allegedly poisoned" by Puff Daddy and spent a year in ICU, I didn't feel sorry for him at all.
>>222498590That looks like slop but if I had to guess it BTFOs the shitty OP movie.
>>222498187>BO poison
>>222494465It was a pretty good movie. Not as good as Pig but still had heart.
>>222498590Never heard of it but I would rather watch this than OP
>>222498678No way that’s the real plot…
>>222495890Are there really that many Robin Hood movies? All I remember if the original and Men in Tights farce
>>222496633>demoralization adYou are such a little pansy. Nobody is out there getting demoralized because someone made a gritty robin hood flick and if you are you are a total faggot.Also robin hood was a commie, i thought you chuds hated commies
>>222494682That’s how the actual story goes though. Robin was an outlaw and a brigand. He helped some people but not out of any sense of altruism. He did it because he favored some people and it was within his power, similar to the way a character like Don Corleone or Tony Soprano would. This idea of robbing from the rich to give to the poor is a very very late addition to the tale.
>>222495682>They have been done to death at this point and no matter what take on it happens they always flop.Why isn't this also the case for the capeshit nonsense?
>>222498670Optical illusion, anon. She's too classy.
>>222496047Please, this board would call it woke because it replaced Robin Hood with his tomboy daughter.
>>222498793You’re just a stupid tranny, it’s the intent behind it and the context which makes something “woke” (pro trans, anti-white, anti-family, anti-religion, etc.)Morpheus doesn’t make The Matrix woke because he’s black. If his character was about how evil white men made the machines and he hates whitey more than them then yeah it would be woke then.
>>222494545I think they just cut their losses and didn't bother.People are getting sick of>the hero is... le bad, but don't worry, there's a spunky girl who can be the real hero!and someone probably got the memo too late into development.
>>222498773I CAN SEE HER FAT SWEATY TITS!
>>222498725It's a sub-plot. The Robin Hood story is still the main plot.
>>222498934But Little John is now a Muslim hunting Christians……. ???????
>>222495525>Errol Flynn, Olivia De Havilland, Basil RathboneYep, it's kino
>>222499016
>>222494545The marketing was, GUYS, Robin Hood was a criminal druggie who beat up women.Serves them well.
>>222494698I pride myself on knowing this was my favourite Disney movie and not ending up as a furry
>>222499187Same here but with The Great Mouse Detective
>>222498793When the tomboy daughter has an 11/10 face they won't care. Robin is in it, played by Stuart Wilson.
>>222494545That's what I was thinking, didn't see anything on tv or youtube
>>222498175Good at first then it spectacularly shits the bed and sets it on fire in the third season.
>>222497998>>222496279You're so retarded it's unbelievable. Back to preddit immediately.
>>222499118>fights AGAINST the crusades>he fights AGAINST the movement that was a reaction to an invasionI hate these people so much
>>222494465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCrfiNsqFbk
>>222498670i asked my boss he said it's safe just no nipples
>>222499359I don't remember that? How does it do so?I remember the last season being obviously rushed but very little else about it.
>>222498756>Also robin hood was a commieHe didn't exist/was a small local nobleman/was a saxon ethno-nationalist.Be less of a faggot.
>>222495510/Thread
>>222499187i cant really watch it nowadays, but yeah, apparently i watched this shit all the time and my mom thought it was my favorite movie. also did not end up a furry, thank god.
>>222494465>never heard of this>check trailer>3 seconds in zedanya clone>know it just means another White man passing the torch to DEI character trope>close trailer>am now glad i never heard of itthe only positive thing about this movie is this thread turning into a robin hood movie thread
>>222497882>the turds by Scott and Richie are here>but Terence Fisher's Sword of Sherwood Forest isn'tShit list.
>>222498766Shut up you stupid cunt, amerigoyim are to remain silent on points of history and folklore as they know nothing whatsoever.
>>222500778They had to counter Jodie's smothering sensuality. Would have been too intense.
>>222494575Easily the most retarded cope this board still uses
>>222494465This thread is the first time I hear about the movie.
I liked the Costner one. And since I'm an ESL I didn't have to suffer through his "british" accent as a kid and enjoyed the dub instead.
>>222501055His accent is actually accurate to the time. Reddit will rage if you say that but it's true.
>>222501087just go ahead and post the popsci links you've got loaded and let's get it over with
>don't advertise movie>it bombsWhat was their plan here
>>222494545I saw a picture of Jackman the other day from this movie, but no context. I thought it was something being filmed for future release. This thread is new to me in knowing he is meant to be Robin Hood, and that the movie came out at all. Hollywood is retarded, all the competent people are gone.>>222494721Folklore is the telling and retelling of old stories passed down over generations, but are at their core, historical fiction. There were no africans in the old european kingdoms that existed in modern day england. The black people that live there now were purchased as slaves, from black slave owners in the 1550’s (or let in on boats recently as rapeugees), and the last crusade took place in 1291. So having africans in a tale of Robin Hood puts blacks in england over two and a half centuries early, a quarter of a millennia. You might as well have Robin Hood carrying an M1903 springfield, using a jetpack to fight the Sheriff of Nottingham from atop the tree branches of the now wooded, but ancient fallen city of atlantis, against the Sheriff’s men who fight on velociraptor mounts, with laser chain swords, and flame throwers.
>>222501233but it has wolveringion in it
>>222494465Ridley Scott one is the best one, pro Anglo-Saxon, pro individual liberty
>>222499209same although basil probably did make me gay
>>222494526Thanks I’ll dl and have a look
>>222501302Almost no archery and it's an excuse to shit on Lionheart and have the hero bemoan the evil crusades.
>>222494465Robin Hood is iconic. Everyone knows what he's meant to look like. Stop fucking around with it. Either leave it alone or make a dazzling fun Robin Hood film
>>222495774I love her so much
>>222494465>white hero>um akshully he actually le villaineat shit and die>also we frontloaded anything cool, shits boring as fuckdouble nigger
>>222497154hot
>>222501443Richard I was a shit king and his crusade was a failure, he should be derided
>>222494465>Stealing fom the rich(me) is... le bad!I hate modern movies
>>222498187Shes won awards for it
>>222501592>>222501548The JoCo posters are here!
>>222494465>don't put it in any theaters>nobody watches itIn order for a movie to bomb, people have to have the option to buy tickets for it.
>>222494465I saw a camrip and I'm glad I didn't pay for this pozzed kikeslop.>Goys he's actually le evil>Rich folx are actually good>Robin hood was a bad goyimI'm glad it bombed.
>>222501584People expecting the rich and powerful to tell or allow the plebs to know the truth is hilarious.Like how they got groomed by social media billionaires to hate each other, worship billionaires and vote against their own interests to own le "insert boogyman here which is also someone else in their plebian class"I lived long enough to see "violence isn't the answer" become "the truth"And people using new speak irl like they're gonna lose their algorithmic reach if they said rape billionaires with a rusty threaded pipe
I would see this. I love Huge Ackman. The Fountain is my favourite movie of all time
>>222500055Characters and storylines stopped making sense, many actors wanted out, no more good team dynamics, they gave Robin awful and forced love interests in the wake of Marian's death and it was all a waste of screentime since the season ends with Robin dying and meeting Marion in the afterlife.
wack
>>222500938Are you saying popular = good 100% of the time you stupid faggot?
>>222494465>zero color mudshit MUH SERIOUS snorefest for le Modern Manmiss me with that shit
I'm just gonna copypaste an old rant I had about this subjectI think one of the things that really pisses me off about modern "deconstructions" is that the writers are too stupid and closeminded to realize that ALL OF THEIR IDEAS ARE UNORIGINAL AND HAVE BEEN DONE BEFORE. when your deconstruction isn't original anymore, you have to bank on your movie/show/book actually being GOOD but these obviously cant"What if we discussed how the plucky rebels we see on TV would actually be nearly indistinguishable from common terrorists irl and we discuss the civilian Fallout of their actions and how it affects their thinking after they actually win" nigga that's Deep Space Nine"You know those stoic outlaw folk heroes you love were actually kind of cold blooded killers, what if we made a story about one of them reaching old age and looking back on his life with regret and a guilty conscience" nigga thats Unforgiven"What if you got a perfect waifu via magic or robotics but she was obsessive and there was moral questions about free will?" Nigga that's stepford wives/twilight zone/Outer limits/a billion other things"What if we did a more 'realistic' and 'grounded' version of Homer?" I could say "nigga that's Troy" but that idea is about as original as "let's put Shakespeare in the modern day" These "deconstructions" only feel insightful if you haven't seen/read anything made before 2010What's even more infuriating is they very often haven't fucking seen what they're "deconstructing" because the things they're talking about where actually super nuanced and addressed all of their issues"Samurai were actually kind of villainous and the bushido code was bad" YEAH NIGGA THATS THE PLOT OF LIKE HALF OF THE MOST FAMOUS SAMURAI MOVIES MAYBE YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY WATCH THEM BEFORE SHITTING ON THEMIm fucking sick of deconstructionslop. Putting the message of the movie ahead of the actual quality is bad enough already, but its worse when you dont actually have anything original to say
>>222495774>>jodie coomer doesn't get nakedShe never gets naked...
>>222494465Summer was wrong release time for this. It was more of a autumn/winter drama release.
>>222502826She's been topless a few times, most recently in 2023's The End We Start From.
>>222496675She has a masturbation scene in the movie.
>>222501907You literally didnt understand it at all. How did you fuck up every point?
>>222498590>>222498682Nah that movie was fucking awful. Death was 3/5 fine movie.
>>222500778Nah. That kid tries to kill Robin Hood and Robin kills her.
>>222495755Critic from a mainstream French newspaper:>"The basic premise is that it was Christian knights who sowed chaos in the Middle East in the name of a warlike, imperialist religion, whereas Islam—embodied by the brave 'Little John'—is nothing but goodness, generosity, and light. Meanwhile, cardinals and priests all turn out to be corrupt, dishonest, ugly, and debauched—except for Tuck, but he ends up defrocking himself! It really takes the cake."Kek it must have been really bad.
>>222503032Takes place in 1100s but everyone wears leather jackets, Marion modern dresses, and everyone masks up to occupy Wall Street. It's gay as hell.
>>222494545Me neither and I was on the road last month and watched TV because when you're chilling with the boomer inlaws, the TV is ALWAYS on lol.
I think it was only in theaters for a week or two in my town.Even the shitty mexican theater that didnt show Obsession or The Odyssey kicked it out of showing super fast
>>2224945701 or 2 standing in the background. 1 was a kid, the other a teen.
Google says the studio didn't know how to promote a violent, subversive Robin Hood and tried to rely on acting buzz.
>>222494465This movie was unnecessarily violent and gross and boring.
>>222504199Oh phew, so it wasn't boomers' fault? It was the marketing people's fault who were probably comprised of millennials and zoomers.That was a close one guys!
>>222494465Something was wrong with the marketing for this. I saw an ad like 4 months ago which made me think Hey, that actually might be good.But then I had no idea it had released in theaters, never saw or heard anything about it that way
>>222498167>It should have been a slam dunk for some easy money and they still managed to fuck it up.That's Hollywoods M.O. from the last 15 years though
>>222494465>Come give us money so we can show you how Robin Hood was NO HERO you chuds!Nah, i'm fine, thanks.
Why is it so hard to make a good serious Robin Hood movie that isn't animated or a comedy?
>>222498167Because everyone alive instantly knew it was going to be>what if robbing from the rich and giving to the poor is… LE BADThere was some attempt at astroturf here but it just doesn’t work to try to make one of the key legends in the western canon, actually a bad guy. Especially right now with tech-bro robber barons running rampant.
>>222498199>raise little John’s daughter>SHES ME MATE’S KID
>>222498766Anon cosa nostra was literally about empowering the poor and protecting them from government corruption. It was only when they tried that in places where people weren’t helpless that it started falling apart.
>>222499187Same here. Great movie, great music.
>>222504685yeh there are very little promotion interviews and stuff on youtube
>>222494465Why didn't they just buy out all the theatre seats like Nolan does?Then it'll somehow make a profit
>>222505727>flat earth retard
>>222494465GO CHUD, GO THUD
>>222506221Money is fake, if you can trick enough publications into saying you made billions, then the markets will adjust and assume that is reality
>>222502751well said
>>222494555He’s the only good thing about that movie and he’s great
>>222496331kino
>>222494545A couple medievalist YouTube channels I saw and lit pods shilled this and that’s the only reason I knew about it. Looked like any subversive reimagined bullshit that gets made today.
>>222505727Universal exists only so Comcast can evade taxes. That’s why they can buy their own tickets. This is a24.
>>222496675HOLY SHIT, i WILL now watch your movie!!
>>222499868Gotcha senpai...
>>222508028mournful
>>222508121It wasn't her best moment. They tried to ugly her up and make everything dour because they want to demoralize everyone for the end times. She definitely looks better than she looks in the Alone in the Dark game where they gave her racoon eyes and made her look like a crack head.
>>222494570yes, but they had no speaking roles. they just stood there to meet a quota so the film could get its state funding.
>>222494526this isnt bad but its not good either. rather dull for the most part.
>>222498175It fumbled the last season with the cast changes, like every BBC show ever made.
>>222508419>choosing to watch BBC and not being forced...>>222508121I'd suck poison off those nubs.
>>222495890I think it's meant to be Logan but Robin Hood
>>222501740bod isnt the best but still would give her a good arse shaggin'
>>2224971244U
>>222494526gay afPrince of Thieves was the best reconstruction of Robin Hood
>>222497412LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BROOKS!
>>222499187>>222499209kek me tooGreat Mouse Detective in particular is fantastic
>>222495510There was a time in the 80s and 90s when movies were actually hopeful and tried to inspire and exalt the human spirit. Zoombies have no idea what this even means.There are no uplifting movies or shows anymore.
>>222498756Robin Hood isn’t demoralizing anyone, it’s the thousands of other little demoralizations that are doing it. We haven’t had an honest stab at Robin Hood in ages, same with King Arthur. Most Western literature is treated like a joke by modern writers.
>>222494465Robin hood,Tarzan and Peter pan was already told a gorilon times already
>>222509152>hopeful and tried to inspire and exalt the human spirit
>>222495525>You speak treason>Fluently
>>222505176Just when you think it couldn't possibly get any worse...
>>222509196It's about preserving the fires of tradition, retard. The LotR movies would never have happened if the Rankin/Bass 1977 TV special of The Hobbit had never happened. The old fires light the new kindling to keep the flame alive, as it has always been. You don't understand this simple truism, and anon can explain to you exactly why you don't in memespeak:>>222509232
>>222509280That's kino though.Columbo was Guy Gisborne.
>>222495830holy bogged
>>222497124For me.
A24 movie made for 20 million and spent basically zero on advertisingThey'll probably scrape to break even selling the VOD rights or make some minor loss that doesn't matterVery different from when some 250 million dollar monstrosity that spent almost as much on advertising craters
Is the russell crowe one any good? I noticed it's now on netflix.
>>222499187I just thought robin was cool + Little John for some reason was a reprisal of Baloo from Jungle Book, same voice and character and everything, except he was colored brown instead of grey. I think they even recycled several animations for little John from Jungle book.
>>222510067It's okay, but it's essentially a Robin Hood prequel with only a little bit of archery. It's mostly a story about the Magna Carta and everyone fights with swords. Everyone hated it at the time because Ridley bought up a super hot script that was basically CSI set in Sherwood Forest and had it completely rewritten into a generic adventure story.
>>222495915who is the babe?
>>222494465I'm convinced this was a psyop experiment by billionaires to see if they could poison the well of popularity of a folk hero who's famous for his rebellious nature and campaign to punish the corrupt and the rich.
>>222509196The Epic of Gil-Gamesh when? The nips have already paved the way for modern audiences.
