Why did Hugh Jackman's robin hood movie fail
Probably because no one even knew it existed
That fat little anorexic pedophile tried to say robin hood wasn't good. Because he, Hugh, has so much dosh he uses it to hide starving kids commercials. Some little kid tries to crawl away from a bird and in Hugh's living room a non stop shower of money rains while he laughs at the intense pains of other people.
I went to see it with my father and my wife's son. I liked it, but there was no action after the first 15 minutes. I'm not saying there should be action, but that's how they marketed the film. They should've shown the death of Little John instead of just talking about it and it would have made it more entertaining.
>>222494612Didn't even know it existedDo they even advertise movies anymore
>>222495618Not if you're using adblock
>>222495633Damn, that explains it. lol
First act was fucking kino. Beautiful cinematography and some brutal fights. And then...nothing. It just becomes him dicking around being a farmer for the next 1.5hrs.
>>222494612>That classical story about the guy robbing the rich to give to the poor? Yeah, we subverted that and made him the bad guyNot even a little bit interested.
>>222494612>another movie deconstructing a popular hero inexplicably bombsoh no!
>>222494612How sad would it be if Robin Hood was still in the woods shooting arrows at tax collectors as an old man. Complete and utter failure.
Saw it on YTS poster looked shitty, didn't know wolverine was in it. Really, it looked like any other crap poster for a cheapo netflix movie. Couldn't pay me to watch the trailer so I guess I'll never know one nanosecond of the movie.
No Bryan Adams, no watch
It's good because it keeps egomaniacs like Jackman humble. Tired of his "I don't want to do wolverine anymore" schtick. Put on the costume and dance for us monkey boy.
>>222495877There's no "us," Marveldrone. They'll recast Wolverine and you'll like it.
>>222496205I'm fine with that too as long actor cattle know their place.
>>222494612Robin and Marian already deconstructed the myth. Sean Connery > Gay Wolverine.
holy shit. look at his cheeks. it's drooping like a fucking used condom. who the FUCK wants to see that shit on the big screen are you kidding me?and young hot Kevin Costner already did and it was the second highest grossing movie that year.
