Are you a part of it?
I used to be part of it. Then they changed what "it" was.
*Beeps*
>>222495287Sir, you need to calm down.
>>222495287>>222495381Take a step over here. You're sweating.
>>222495103Part of what?
>>222495598I'll ask the questions here.
>>222495103Look… I posted ONE sneed thread, okay?
>>222495103You tell me
>>222496003Don't play dumb.
>>222495996Sneedposters don't run.
>>222495103is this star wars or helldivers
>>222496339I'll ask the questions. Why were you running?
>>222496457why would i be running
>>222498014Because you're a part of it.
this guy should get his own trilogy, just going around fucking people up.
you're god damned right im a part of it pig
>No why you're asking
>>222498746Part of what?
>>222498865You heard me.
>>222498911>No fuck off
>>222498937ok I need to see your ID now
>>222498953>I don't have one sorry
>>222496225So you don't know?
>>222498865I'll ask the questions.
>>222499010refusing to hand over your ID when asked gets you a one way trip to narkina 5
>>222498937Calm down, sir. Droid assistance, please.
>>222499745>Assistance. Assistance here.
>>222498818The cornfield CG looked so awful combined w/the blurMost of the space shit looked great, but this? Grim. Plus the anti-white mousekike feminist propaganda/rapey white guy NCO scene of course
>>222498818>Lets have the space nazis ride a sdkfz 251>Lets have the space nazis ride a sdkfz 234 How lazy and boring they are in Andor. It just needs to be a gray box that hovers.
>>222500696>Thinking fascists in space should have the aesthetics of TeslasThe ghost of Hugo Boss should slap your shit.
>>222500008Hang on to this one. >>222498937I have to go check something.
>>222495103What kind of part are you?
>>222495103>they're on a beach so he must have beige armorI thought the point of stormtroopers being monochrome in the OG was to emphasize the empire being unnatural, tech-obsessed, etc. So much for Andor "getting" A New Hope.
>>222501667It's a shoretrooper not a stormtrooper. Entirely different thing.
>>222501692does the empire have troopers for everything?seems expensive and unnecessary. What could be so different about the shore line than needs its own armor.
P.O.R.D.Public Order Resentencing Directive
>>222501757Yeah, there's lots of trooper types.Shadowtrooper, Shocktrooper, Snowtroopers, Scouttroopers, Flametroopers, etc...
>>222501831watch out there's a shadow, you need to change into your shadow armor, not sun armor IDIOT!
>>222501831don't forget about Death Troopers and Mud Troopers, anon
>>222495103>If I was a part of it, it wouldn't be with you because you are fat and I would not have sex with youShoretrooper J0N4H-H1LL, your rebuttal?
>>222501854I'm glad I proved your point.
>>222495361
>>222495103Do regular stormtroopers ever get jealous about these sandtroopers, mudtroopers, forestroopers, sithtroopers, darktroopers, lightroopers, watertroopers, lavatroopers etc.? They get to have unique and rare armor while the stormtroopers just get the basic white one
>>222501977I think in the lore, they are special divisions you have to apply for, but the most common one is stormtrooper.
>>222501757>does the empire have troopers for everything?for every biome
Sandtroopers make their first appearance in A New Hope.
>>222496457Because your IP has become so shit that avoidance is the only safety.
>>222495103PART OF THE SHIP PART OF THE CREW PART OF THE SHIP PART OF THE CREW
Scout Troopers are seen in Return of The Jedi.
>>222502013what about the india biome?
>>222502162>what about the india biome?Jeet-troopers
Snowtroopers were first seen in Empire Strikes Back
>>222498911Wait, is this a metaphor for American police interacting with People of Color?
>>222502212Saar-Troopers
>>222501757>seems expensive and unnecessaryrebels are known to congregate on the beach
>>222501757>What could be so different about the shore line that it needs its own armor.Delamination of stormtrooper armor due to exposure to water and sand is a well known issue anon.
>>222501757The emperor isn't exactly known for his budgeting abilities
>>222501961>>222495361
>listen stormtrooper types>nobody mention mimbantrooper yet>mfw
>>222502626I'm more surprised nobody mentioned Purge Trooper yet.
>>222502332slut troopers?
>imperial swamptrooper not mentioned yet
>>222502835STD Troopers
>>222495103I remember I discussed this scene with my friends in Bar, some said it was kinda silly way of prison arc where its established how Andor was radicalized against Empire and joined Rebels for real, but I think its cool that they showed that Stormtroopers are highly trained troops, not just Cryon eating tards like they are portrayed in OT
>>222503235That's not a stormtrooper. It's a shoretrooper, dickweed.
>>222501888No Salttroopers thoughI'm surprised they won
>>222500696nah it was kino, fag
>>222495103On program.
Can i get one of these for S2?
>>222504858based
>>222499569>Fuck off I'm outta here!>*Runs away*
>>222495103>No sir, i was honorably discharged last year. Last post as a garbage compactor technican on Interdictor class Destroyer under moff Glup Shitto.>can i be of any assistance?
its funny when you rewatch the scene, andor is suspicious as fuck , looking around . Tk-518 was right
>>222506176
>>222498818Why'd the white supremacist rebel kill the black nazi soldier?The empire stands for trans rights
>>222495103Ugly.Helldivers.>>222501888Ugly, "Copy my homework, just change it a little" Sandtroopers.>>222502046Iconic.>>222502142Iconic.>>222502259Iconic.>>222504364>I'm surprised they wonYou mean the Empire Strikes Back 2, Salt Hoth?Where they actually didn't win?
>>222506198Literally looks like a beach resort with no CG.
>>222505901Pier 9. Pier 9.Runner heading south.
>>222502142We're they a part of it?
How many jannies on each board?
>>222507174Space Canvey Island.
>>222498818Why is Andor killing Ukrainians
>>222498818amazing stuff kek
The Empire objectively did nothing wrong. "rebels" are scum that just wanted to reinstate a corrupt republic that let aliens blockade whole planets at will and used a slave child soldier army to defend itselfFUCK THE REPUBLIC
>>222510540Yeah, but the Empire let a criminal enslaving empire like the Hutts go unvexed. At least the reinstated Republic went out to take them down.
>>222495103I’m just a sex tourist.
>>222500696>Complains about lazy and boring while suggesting they just have a completely nondescript grey box
>>222510540The Empire blockades, enslaves, and razes planets without even thinking about it.
>>222511956Sometimes a jumble of scrap metal is better than putting effort into adding shit that looks out of place.
SW lore really doesn't make sense, like the timeline itself is all kinds of wrongWithin like 20 years you have a galaxy-wide civ turning into le ebul empire because... They just do okay? Lucas is a hack
>>222501757>Be me, enlisted Shoretrooper with the 227th Light Surf and Turf division.>Me and my squad get sent to investigate suspected Reb activity on the planet of Bonn Dai. >We’re perfectly equipped for the task, as the planet is an inexplicable single biome world of picturesque beaches, next to beachfront vacation areas, with resorts, cafes, nightclubs and gift shops. >We find and engage a large Reb terror cell on one of the many beachfronts, exchanging baster fire.>We quickly prove superior, because of our biome specific training and equipment.>We all have goggles and snorkels built into our helmets. >We spent hours in the simulator (the wave pool), getting dumped until it no longer disoriented us and we learnt not to get salt water down our noses. >Our standard practice of rubbing space petroleum jelly on our nipples means they never chafe.>We even wear thongs, so our feet don’t get scalded on the hot sand.>The Rebs are quickly pushed back, fighting backwards up the sand dune of the beach.>We are absolutely in our element rushing the sand dune. At basic, we spent a whole two weeks at the beach, and every time we went for a swim, we had to climb up the sand dune to get back to our resort.>Patriotic love for the Empire flows through my veins as we rout the Reb scum.>But then disaster strikes! We miscalculated. The Rebs aren’t in full retreat. They’re diving for a small patch of coastal scrub, taking cover behind the bushes and fighting defensively from there.>We are completely unprepared. The 48th Hawk-bat Scouts Battalion was meant to meet us here for this contingency, but they’ve missed the rendezvous.>Our thongs aren’t heavy duty enough for the pinecones that could litter the ground beneath that coastal shrubbery. >This is why we needed the 48th Camptroopers and their hiking boots with the long woolly socks that they tuck their pants into!
>>222512642>We’re taking fire at the top of the ridge, but more importantly, we’ve spent too long out of the waves, and our water logged wet suits are making us feel chilly.>We use our surfboards as makeshift toboggans, and tactically retreat back down the sand dune. >Even under fire, we drilled this highly technical manoeuvre so many times that it goes off without a hitch. >The Rebs seize the high ground, and we have to use our surfboards as makeshift riot shields. The wax coating is absolutely ruined by the incoming blaster bolts! >This entire situation is absolutely Farrik’d up beyond any recognition! >The 48th finally come blazing in overhead prepped for a combat drop in their shuttle craft. We can tell it’s them because they’re blasting Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes out of their (non regulation) speakers. >These experts in everything camp related love their Jizz-Wailing.>The Rebs have time to pull back into the beach front. >When we finally link up with the 48th, the sun is starting to go down. It’s too cold to keep swimming, and the cafes have all closed, and only the trendy nightclubs are still open. >We take a quick inventory. Obviously, in standard issue, none of us are well dressed enough that the bouncers will let us in to continue suppressing the Rebs. >But also, no one thought to bring a nice blazer, or a pair of leather shoes. >No one in sector is available to pursue, so we have to call the entire thing off till next morning at least. The Rebs will be gone by then.>We set up camp on the beach and have flame roasted weenies and s’mores with the scouts. >Long live the Empire!
>>222512642>>222512682Kek, saved
>>222501757Choose your fighter.Granted some of these are fanfic characters from Filoni/Disney. I think there were several different Imperials in the original movies, like Officer, Navy Officer, San Trooper, Scout, Snow.
>>222513021For me it’s the Endor Scouttroopers.
>>222507174Most of Andor was filmed in real locations and sets unlike the other Star Wars shows which are all CG backgrounds or that TV dome room. I think that's why the show looks so real.
