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What do you say to get out of this?
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>>222495731
>i brought cocaine
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I start doing the 6 7 dance while walking backwards
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>>222495731
I wouldn't say anything, I would listen to what they had to say and that's what no one did.
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>have you guys seen my wife?
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>>222495731
I would just lay down on my back to make my ass harder to rape, and maybe cup my balls and testicles so they can't efficiently fondle me. Total unfuckable grey rock. Now what, bitch?

I've just been informed that they meant to kill, not rape, that guy.
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>>222495731
>"Michael Scarn FBI! I've been tracking you guys for months!"
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>>222496086
This might actually work except that your hypothetical boss at the FBI is probably there.
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>>222495731
>I'll suck your dick and eat your shit
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>>222495731
Don't know but wish they spent more time exploring that instead of having Nicole Kidman talk for 20 minutes about how she fucked another man. Then did it all over again for ten more minutes later.
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>I'm tom cruise and I'm freakier than all of you nerds
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>>222495731
it's my first day
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>>222495731
If he just got nude and started dancing like he was having fun and not remotely intimidated how would they react?
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