A remake of the The Office with zoomers would be kino compared to the cringe that was with millennial actors.
>>222495854>someone finds a maga hat in the warehouse
>>222495874Kevin get iPad
>>222495854>millennial actors>2000s show where everyone is already in their mid-to-late 20sHow fucking retarded are you?
>>222495854This is what the smartest people in the world have spent trillions of dollars of your retirement building. I can't wait until we devalue the dollar even more by bailing AI out. Who could ever have predicted it only made worthless crap?
>>222495874>turns out they all had one
>>222495854Zoomers don't have jobs
>>222495854I don't get the stereotypedo zoomies really just get a bunch of meaningless shitty scribbles on their arms
>>222495854>Everybody works from home and just has chatgpt and mouse movers do their job
>>222495913Yes
>>222495854>millennial actorsEvery single actor in the show was gen X or older.
They should still look like office workers, not like some bar girls. Regen please.
>>222495896>wtf ai only make pictureanti-AI redditors are just as retarded as AIjeets
>>222495854I'm confused. What are we bitching about now?
>>222495966Incorrect.
>>222496251She wasn't in The Office, she was in Parks & Rec.
>How do you do, fellow millenials?
>>222496302Fuckin hell, those are the same shows to me.Jesus Christ, I didn't even watch them new, a friend told me to watch each of them separately with him like 6 years ago.
>Michael discovers AI can do his job for him. Loves delegating everything to AI until Jan tells the higher ups that they can eliminate his position now. Has to hastily prove his worth again.> Everyone in the office is making TikTok dances. Has to stop after one of them culturally appropriates a dance from Oscar's culture. Creed doesn't understand what's happening.> Everyone begins quiet quitting. It becomes a huge problem with Toby and corporate until its discovered that Stanley has been doing it for years, and they can all quiet quit as long as they don't make it a big deal and stay lowkey like Stanley does.
>>222495854>compared to the cringe that wasthat's actually the whole point of the show
>>222496385>quiet quittingdo what now?
>>222495913Better than a chinese word tatoo?
>>222495874>Creed was at the january 6th insurrection and got someone killed
>>222495854Bait thread but fine I'll bite>are now mega entitled mega cunts (moreso than even original Jan)>none actually have sex, just sell butthole pics>smell bad & talk like the most braindead niggers imaginableAnd you forgot to give them hideous haircuts and grandma glasses too
>>222496545A Gen Z slang term for a trend of actively rejecting or rebelling against "hustle culture" by deliberately doing the bare minimum of your job description and respecting your mental health and free time over the traditional idea of doing extra to try and outdo your co-workers and get promotions. No staying late, no forgoing vacation days, using your sick days freely, not volunteering for additional tasks, taking your full alotted break, not working during lunch breaks, etc.
>>222496752This used to just be called phoning it in at dead end jobs.Lemme guess: taking your full 15-minute break is called "marathoning your coffee" now.
>>222497240You're not wrong, but let's not act like "phoning it in" is a less retarded phrase. Just the one you're accustomed to.
>>222495896>I can't wait until we devalue the dollar even more by bailing AI out.Same. I want to see $350 silver.
Zoomers are such insecure little queers. I'm looking forward to Gen Alpha posting on 4chan if the site survives to that point, at least they're blissfully retarded instead of constantly obfuscating their anxieties and shortcomings with a haughty attitude.
>>222495854>A remake of the The Office with zoomers would be kino>Gen Z boss and a mini! Gen Z boss and a mini!
>>222497555I truly shudder to think of how fucked up Gen Alpha's children are going to be. This isn't regular "get off my lawn" generational griping either, the research is clear that Gen Z is functionally retarded. We are going to have an entire generation raised by mentally stunted retards raising children of their own.
>>222496545>I want the money but I don't want to do the stuff to the earn itit's a zoomer mentality
>>222495913many i see just have a spade icon with a Q inside
>>222495854>everything is over Zoom>they never turn their camera on
>>222496546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl00-93rvBQ
>>222495854it would only be 8 episodes per season and every season would take 3 years to produceit would also cost 10 times as much and be half as funny
>>222495913Millenials loved ironic tattoes. Ask them about moustaches.
Zoomers and millenials were the first 2 generations in history to grow up with the internet. Youre basically the same.>but le mobile postingThe fact that you cant imagine a time before the internet just proves it. Post your AIM screenname.
>>222497896Inzane_HoboI thought it was really funny. Cause I'm an insane hobo. So insane that I spelled "insane" wrong. Get it?
>>222497896Zoomers are just mad millenials men steal their zoomettes while they continue to be incels.
>>222496385Underrated post
>>222497113i really don't mind tats because i'm not brown but the between-the-tits tats are just intolerable
>>222495966Also jan was 38 at the start of the show she actually would be a millennial now, and pam being 31 would be a zillennialBut who gives a shit
>>222495854Jan was perfect as is. Normally my OL fetish is reserved for Asian ladies but I needed her to punish me in private for not taking the job seriously enough
>>222497583>>222495854The best part would be when they get laid off or fired for arguing with their boss that they don't feel like working
>>222497896>gen x crying in the corner for the attention their boomer parents never paid them
>>222497896I graduated in 2000...What am I?
why do zoomers get random tattoos done all over their body with no pattern or themewhy are they such subhuman freaks
>>222498489>people belong to younger generations the older they getWhat the actual fuck are you saying? A 38 year old 21 years ago would be 59 now and she would not magically become a millennial.
>>222498846u = qt3.14That would make you an older millennial tho
>>222498868kek lmao even hahaAI is the like the comeuppance for all the thirst traps online... like now the nerds are going to make videos of dicks being rammed into your mouth if you have a single photo onlineGlad I never had a social media account
>>222498881He's saying a 38 year old in 2026 is a millennial idky he sayin it tho Im about to go sleepy timegoodnight frens
>The Office -_->The Office: Japan O_O
>>222498951I have EXTREME nippon fatigue my dohai
>>222498951The Office: China
>Meredith learns what a polycule is, forms one, and spends the whole episode trying to recruit Jim and Pam into it. Only succeeds in recruiting Dwight and Angela.
>>222495874Everyone thinks its one of the White guys and tries to hide it from Daryl in case hes triggered until he starts asking where his MAGA hat is
>>222497113Fucking would
>>222499272>real estate>chinaso like tiny cars and dollhouses?
>>222499272hot
>>222499354practice tattoos on her?
>>222496337>Fuckin hell, those are the same shows to me.One is a spin-off of the other, and they both suck.Might as well be the same.
>>222498868Karen wins
>>222495854>modernized old show characters meme but it's soulless AI instead of a whimsy photoshopI'm just glad this took the last of the drinking water away from your home village
>>222499562you're a fool for repeating that hack joke
>>222499502Always does
>>222499502Karen is the bdaughter of homosexual pedophile rapist Quincy Jones I am going nowhere near that, m'gooberErin > Katy > Pam > Jan > Phillis > Meredith > KarenFrankly the lack of Erin and Katy (Amy Adams) in this thread disgusts, frightens, and embarrasses me. I feel totally betrayed and humiliated.
>>222497555I already see them sometimes they do the le Epstein Israel diddyblud xD thing on here it’s awful
>>222497555gen a is going to be 1000x worse than even a foreign zoomer
>>222498881>>222498935Re read the premise of the thread
>>222500048no
>>222500129Then go fuck yourself, I'm not here to teach you basic context.
>>222496752Quiet quitting is just when you quit without a 2 week notice. What you just described is called being a normal person with a spine.
>>222500199Reread my post!!!I answered anon's question it has nothing to do with the context. Also I said I am going to bed. Why are you disturbing my slumber? Rude man!
>>222500306>why was I laid off!!!!!!A person with a spine and brain works hard and gets promoted. You're poor for a reason.>but but but working harder won't make me any more money!Well you're fired so get out
>>222500306Nope. Thats not what the term means or how it is used.
>>222500442>"Just work harder bro! You'll get rich that way, just trust me bro."Cuck mentality.
>>222500411>idky he sayin itBecause its the core concept of the thread, why are you here?
>>222495854I don’t care, where the fuck is Creed?
>>222495854this looks disgusting
>>222498846I’m 02. Were the Oregon trail generation
>>222500555>>222497113>>222495854What is the point of these beyond coomerism? The one seinfeld meme that made them into 2016 era millennials was funny because it contrasted the 90s characters with the silliness of contemporary times. This is just changing their clothes and making them look slutty. For what, to jerk off to? Why can't you at least try to make it funny and not gay?
>>222495854pam actually has some drip there instead of the actual series where she was just a drip
>>222500729Is this your first day on the Internet? Everything is oriented towards jacking off. Dry your eyes and wet your tip, baby boy.
>>222495854>Pam 4.0fuck yeah
>>222500520honkshuuu zzzzzzzz honkshuuuuu
>>222500502Oh, I never said you would get rich, "Cuck."But I did. Now I am retired in my 30's.Good Luck!
>>222500555Noice tripsErin looks so cool. I'm ready for my dryjob with plenty of chomps.
>>222495854I thought Karen was mindy khaling before I enlarged the photoThat's a bad sign.
>>222500718I remember fighting for rights to computer time in class as a kid. The disks were Oregon Trail and Carmen Sandiego
>>222501506No one believes you, LARPing faggot.
>>222500502Wait until you get raped by another hobo.
>>222496568So he was a cop?
>>222501633Your choosing to believe or not believe me has no meaning or bearing on reality.You have to work. I don't. Get in the cage, "Cuck." Otherwise you will starve.
>>222501775Cringe LARPing
>>222495903they are pretty stupid
>>222500555MORE ERIN
>>222501792Oh then you don't have to work.
>>222497746And exactly why the fuck should I
>>222500729>hot women is gay
>>222498489Zillennials aren't a thing. You either are a dope millennial or you're not.
>>222495913only insecure retards have tattoos. the ones who feel like they need to describe themselves because they have borderline personality disorders. they would type #goth instead of just being goth sort of people
>>222501917You're not even American. Stop posting.
>>222501919goths are all insecure retards tho
>>222502683yeah it was just an example that can be applied to anybody. if someone was actually depressed they wouldn't post themselves online saying #depressed. People do that because they are larping weirdos
>>222498166>because i'm not brownYou retards come up with more and more ridiculous shit every day. "If you dislike tattoos, you're brown". Fucking idiot.
>>222499682What about Angela?
>>222500906>pic related is sexualBrowns will masturbate to anything huh >>222501859Yes, gays obsess over women 24/7
>>222503164Only brown religions forbid tattoos. White people know tattoos are an ancient cultural rite.
>>222503194Just on looks I would put her before or after Jan. Factoring personality I would definitely place her ahead of Jan... even though hers is only marginally better.
>>222503244You're not a Viking and it's cringe to larp as one. Tattoos have long since been co-opted by the lowest common denominator.
>>222503227Jerry is SteveoGeorge is StavyKramer is burn local or somethingElaine is Jeanine GirafaloAnd yeah I fapped to this image because it's HOT okay?
>>222495854Wtf Pam is hot now?
>>222503244>>222503311I am a Viking and I do not like tattoos.
>>222497555gen alpha will never be able to solve a captcha since they're braindead
>>222497896Who are you talking too? Millennials do remember a time without Internet and then that Internet was dialup for the first few years, eventually turning into broadband...then I phone. Almost a decade gap. That makes a big difference
>>222503389brvtal trvke kek
>>222503411Millennials also grew up knowing that doing things to impress the internet or caring about the internet or being online too much made you a fucking retarded dork. Zoomers worship the internet and want to go viral and film every fucking retarded thing they do - which is something they're doing because they saw someone else do it online to go viral.
>>222498166Browns are the ones who like tattoos. "Baddies" is purely a brown terminology and it's always women with tattoos.
>>222501917>dopeYeah I'm totally sthick but I used to term because right now 31 year olds are either determined barely a millennial or barely a zoomer, so pick your poison in which chart you use and these lot are either gay or gay and retarded.
>>222502475You're still not a millennial, Brayden.
>>222503464and then they wonder why dem hoes aint loyal
>>222503542I am, in fact, a millionaire millennial. Now get off the vent or I will have you bent.
>>222500048The premise of the thread is retarded because it makes a point of complaining about the original show's "millennial actors", when the original show DID NOT STAR MILLENNIAL ACTORS. OP just wrote a bunch of nonsense so he could justify posting his grok coom bullshit.
>>222503661And that fucked over your entire comprehension?
>>222503661look it's the fat kid from superbad
>>222499391I would leave a mark, sure
>>222497113Why is Julia Butters playing Pam?
>>222497896vast majority of millenials didn't get online until after "smart" phones
