>fuck these woke, left leaning, Mumford & Sons motherfucking libtards crying into their soi latés ruining comedy with their PC bullshit.>I'm not going to let them ruin my cutting edge, boundary pushing social commentary. If that offends you then that's not MY problem>I'll say whatever the FUCK I want>(high pitched voice) anyway, have you ever noticed how much cereal there is at the supermarket? And each one has their own little mascot. I'm just trying to buy breakfast here, not join a sports team.>What is the DEEEEEAAAL with cereal?
>>222495883He's right here but he's only a kosher conservative like Shapiro so won't talk about the main issue of open borders
>>222495883He's offended every day. Biggest snowflake out there. Any tv shows for this feel besides Seinfeld?
>>222495883>*bangs underage poon*>WHATS THE DEAL WITH HIGH SCHOOL SLUTS???
>>222495883Isn't he the most vanilla comedian ever? Why is he talking about offending others?
>>222495883Jerry's stand-up routine was funny and whimsical in 1985, but like a lot of his peers it doesn't really hold up.
>>222495945He's also talking about how writing new jokes is extremely important for stand-up comedians. And then he tells 40 year old jokes on stage.
>>222495924>main issue of open bordersEven brutal explicit racism is kosher these days. Look at fucking Laura Loomer.
>>222495883disgusting jew fuck
>>222495945Because he openly supported israels military and probably got criticized for it
>>222495939>What's the deeeeeaaaal with girlfriends?>You try to take them out on a nice date, but they say they can't because they've got school the next day>What. Is. THE DEAAAAL?!
>>222495978He really should apologise for that
>>222495945Because even that level of comedy is getting cancelledYou vill not laughYou vill use ze pronouns
>>222495980He said that years and years ago
>what's the deal with these SJWS killing free speech>"israel is perpetrating a genocide!">alright, that's enough. show's over. i won't allow antisemitism. *goes on a ten minute rant about me mum dyin in the holly before walking off stage and refusing to refund the goyims' tickets*
>>222495883Seinfeld is woke, but only for Israel.
>takes you out for coffee>interrupts your stories>fake laughs at your jokes>keeps trying to force his lame 'observational humor' into the scene>doesn't offer to pay How do you respond without bringing up Israel?
>>222496027Its hypocritical when those same SJWs are fine with the ethnic replacement of Europeans tbf
>>222495883Stop laughing it's not funny
>>222495883I get the irony that Jerry Seinfeld only makes jokes about airline peanuts
>>222495883His role model was Cosby.
He's not wrong about leftoids, no matter how much you hate his comedy.
>>222496051you know jerry it's a good thing you're a jew, because if you were a white guy people would be saying you know that jerry seinfeld? white guy? he's the biggest jew ever.
>>222495883Someone should make a film that's like 'Yesterday' except instead of a guy remembering the Beatles and gets famous from their songs, it's a guy who remembers Seinfeld and it can be called 'What's The Deal?' and he gets famous from his bits.
>>222495945Seinfeld is unironically too edgy to succeed today, lol
>>222496242>Defending Israel, the position of the government is edgy lmao Him crying whenever people mock Israel is the only funny thing that Seinfeld has ever done
>>222496176takes you out for coffee, interrupts your stories, FAKES laugh at all your jokes, and the observational humor sheesh. he's observant all right, then the bill comes and he doesn't offer to pay.seinfeld, seinfeld? that's irish i think. biggest jew ever that no good irish son of a...you know the problem with the irish? leaned in too heavy on the potatoes. potato, that's more of a seasonal fruit really if you think about it. you shouldn't plan your entire economy around one imported exotic south american root and tuber. have you tried something a little more practical? like moneylending? finance? maybe banking? plant and harvest the potatoes sure, but for the rest of the year, how about some financial activity.you know who can help you out with that? jews. ive been told, *pause* im one of the biggest.
>>222496280I mean yeah he causes a melty wherever he goes, that's pretty much the definition of "too edgy to succeed, lol"
seinfeld is based and you’re all gayi wonder if he secretly supported michael richards back then
I thought the movie about cereal had some good laughs, it was pretty star studded though so you would imagine even a terrible script could be ok. The biggest downside was Amy Schumer proving once again she should never have had a career.
>>222496291So close but potatoes aren't a fruit. Try again
>>222496295Only person having a melty is him.
another kike rat positions himself as controlled opposition
>>222495883He was never funny, if not for Larry David he'd be a nobody
>I'm entitled to your laughter>If you don't laugh, you are the problem, not meHave comedians always been this insecure?
>>222496332Patently untrue lol, Palesimians basically live in a perpetual state of low grade psychosis and this guy seems to bring out a deeper level of melty wherever he goes
Uncs brain is cooked
>>222496360This is apparently a long lasting tradition. They're the biggest bitches of all time.
>>222495883comedy is doing just fine. this jewish supremacist is just sour everyone turned on him for his bad takes and pedophilia
>>222496357Larry and Jerry would be nowhere if some executive didn't greenlight their show.
>>222496560is the "comedy that is doing just fine" in the room with us right now?
>>222495883ok unc jew chill
>>222495924The main issue is jews controlling the country and getting us into jew wars, open borders exists because of them. Come November, you and Jerry will vote for the same party.
>>222495883Why is this sick fuck not in prison?
>>222496962Whatever happened to Racecar Johnny posting
>>222495883>>(high pitched voice) anyway, have you ever noticed how much cereal there is at the supermarket? And each one has their own little mascot. I'm just trying to buy breakfast here, not join a sports team. >>What is the DEEEEEAAAL with cereal?Jerry Seinfeld has been kicked off of college campuses for this.So he's right.
>>222495883>extreme left>jerry gets complaints on instagramhe and his family are still alive so i don't think anything is extreme
>>222496987Yeah I'm sure this was why and not because of his anti Palestine rhetoric
>>222495967Jerry has a good new material to greatest hits ratio. You're probably a faggot
>>222497033>Yeah I'm sure this was why and not because of his anti Palestine rhetoricHe didn't have any anti-Palestinian rhetoric. This was over 10 years ago when they were kicking most comedians, speakers, and just about anyone off of college campuses during the "no platforming" craze. He probably said something about women shopping. And not even on campus either, someone just scrubbed through his act and decided "airline peanuts" was racist.
>>222496560>comedy is doing just finein what context? Comedy films have been dead for a very long time, standup is extremely preachy, woah I used to do drugs now let me tell you stories or a woman talking about her parts, sketch comedy is dead for longer than even films. Youtube comedy is basically the only thing still around and its mostly >woah isnt this super weird lol
>>222496291>FAKES laugh at all your jokes,His fake laugh is so obvious.
>>222495945probably college kids who object with his stance on Israel/Palestine or remond him he's a pederast, his material is pretty uncontroversial
>>222496962Look up the age of consent in New York
>>222495883Kramer: come on jerry.... nigger jerry.... say nigger jerry.
No one is offended by Jerry. People give him shit for being a zionist net and yoohoo shill, he's the one that gets offended then blames the "woke" for his jokes being shitty outdated sappy garbarge that only slightly amuse boomers.Larry was always the real talent behind Seinfeld
>>222495883Face it, breakfast is ruined
>>222495883It went from freedom of speech to being the word police and social engineering. Oy vey.
What's the deal with dealers? Why are they always trying to screw you? I'm suppose to be funny on stage. How am I supposed to be able to perform after having to suck another male's cock for cocaine?
>>222495924The Gates of Toledo were opened by the same people for the same reason
>>222495924Shapiro literally talks about open borders on his show almost daily.
>>222495883>what’s the deal with age of consent laws? >I know I didn’t consent to them, did you?
