>Well, I happen to believe that the Civil War produced two genuine geniuses. One was Abraham Lincoln. The other was Niggerkiller Lynchman.What did he mean by this?
>>222495922>produce union propaganda meant to elevate blacks to god-king status>confederate-sympathizing mississippi novelist steals the showEvery time.
>>222495922>Niggerkiller LynchmanThat's what I named my cat
>>222496087Name 3 times.
>"So the Union troops were going down the stream and they saw a Southern fella on the other side. They cheerfully called to him 'Hey fella, why are fighting this war'?">The fella replied 'Heck yankees, we're fightin' because you're down here!'>"Heheh... I always thought that was a good story. The Southern boys had spunk back then. Oh and he also said "I love slavery and hate niggers", but that's just how it was back then with our boys"
I love this old guy like you wouldn't believe
shelby foote is extremely based and made that documentary sovlful
>>222496167This time, last time and next time
just like we fought the germans to end the slavery of the jews. good guys always win.
lawl ets funneh cuz he dinnae say dah
>There are audiobooks of his Civil War series>He doesn't narrate themIt hurts bros
>"So anyway Ken, lemme tell ya about this little friend's club that Forrest joined up with, they called it the Klu Kl->"That's OK Shelby, we have enough footage. Please stop calling my home."
Niggerkiller Lunchman was the only officer who wasn't Mediocre to outright retarded
>before the battle, colonel Septimius Wheatsheaf personally executed the captured union soldiers and their families with his bowie knife. this was his manner for all of the judgements he meted out, often against his own soldiers and civilians. the few survivors described him as a chivalrous and kind officer with very beautiful blue eyes
>>222496741>"Heheh, so he said to the troops 'enough lynching, time for lunching' and they all had a big laugh over the fire. Not the man swinging from the tree maybe, but I suppose he didn't mind none."
