>writes 400 books a year>all adapted to a movie and a tv showHow does he do it?
massive amounts of coke
>>222496829Slop recognizes slop
>>222496829Hes a rapist pedo
his books suck
>>222496829He doesn't he lost it with the car crash and age. He used to do it by pumping out so many books that he out produced his good/bad ratio.
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He's also one of the very few writers where the film version is nearly always better than the book, he's like slop incarnate
Is this the thread?
>>222497250>I do cocaine.
Money laundery.
>>222497215editors used to do a lot more work to clean up his earlier books. Now they don't bother because anything with his name on it will sell
>>222496829Cocaine, son.
>>222497229I've long thought that both Stephen King and Brandon Sanderson got the magic Monkey's Paw and their wish was to become incredibly prolific writers. The curse of the wish is both are unable to write anything worth reading, but they can both produce a lot of that.
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>>222497327So was the twelve year old getting gang banged in It even more fucked up before an editor cleaned it up or was he already at the it'll sell anyway stage of his career.
>>222496829>be jewishThat's how. Nepotism.
>>222496829step 1: be jewish and meet the right peoplestep 2: there's no step 2
>>222497477He doesn't looks jewish
Misery is the best
>>222497417It was a train, not a gangbang. The boys fucked Bev one at a time while the others politely watched and waited their turn.
>>222497417who knows. By that point, editors were probably "Aw fuck it, Turtle? Child Orgy? WHEELS UP!"
>>222497575Nice to know it was orderly
>>222497539He's a New England yankee who are like jews hopelessly inbred. Inbreds all kinda look the same regardless of their ethnicity.
>>222497575I still don't understand why they had to wait to fuck Bev instead of just pairing off and fucking each other. Has King ever apologized for his obvious homophobia?
>>222497417I'm sure the raw version mentioned how sweet her distended ginger pussy made the sewer smell.
I want to know what the hell a greaser did to him to make him seethe for the past 70 years.In his books greasers are always irredeemable sadistic villains. There's one short story where they murder a kid by literally stabbing him through the nutsack, another where a greaser is described as wandering around town looking for a dog to rape and kill.Around 1990 or so someone must have finally got it through to him that greasers don't exist anyone, and he stopped using them as villains, but even up to present day many of his bullies and villains are still "greaser coded", for example a teenage bully in 2015 described as wearing "1950s style engineer boots."
>>222497829Deny his homo propositions.
>>222496829There was a point where he was writing under a different name because the publisher didn't want to release multiple works from the same author in a year...
>>222497829Greasers didn't do anything to him, he was a greaser. All the greaser villains, tormenting children and raping dogs, are his self inserts. He's a hateful person who hates small towns, the people who live in them and any and all children. And he's always been like that even before he became a writer.
>>222497973so why did he get so butthurt about what Kubrick did to Jack Torrance?
>>222496829>NEGA-GRRM
>>222497973>All the greaser villains, tormenting children and raping dogs, are his self inserts. He's a hateful person who hates small towns, the people who live in them and any and all children. And he's always been like that even before he became a writer.Surely there must be a reason why he's like that?
>>222496886/Thread.
>>222497829The Kid was a greaser to and raped Trashcan Man with a pistol for literally zero reason tied to the plot. I don't even think it was referenced afterwards. >>222497973I totally buy this. King is a fucking weirdo and has been since day 1.
>>222498011No way that's the same guy
>>222498011>>222498235The original was replaced sometime in the mid to late 80s after he OD'd which is when officially he got sober.The replacement wanted to retire after about a decade so they arranged the van accident to keep him in line, although the original's wife and a team of ghostwriters wrote about 90% of his output since 1990.
>>222496829who nosegee a lot of his books have bizarre gross embarrassing child sex events
>>222498368Why make weird shit up like this?
>>222498534Really? I thought he made basically children's wacky horror/high concept thrillers.
>>222498011was that really the best pic they could find of him for that article?
>>222497988Because the movie was better than the book.
>>222497685so much this, to a sexually budding young buck any hole is a goal
His books are paper thin. The plot lines are great tho, you can read any of his books in a day
>>222500549That is truebut it is also because Jack was a self insert and the book had him as a tragic victim of his addictions while the movie showed that he was just a piece of shit person
>>222500636King got so butthurt he remade it into a miniseries in the 90's where Jack is a victim of his alcoholism and it's really not his fault.
>>222500456I think he liked being seen that way.
>>222497926KEEK
>>222496829He literally locks himself in a room and doesn't come out until he has written 20 pages. He does this every day
>>22250097420 pages of a stephen king story are maybe 1000 words?
>>222500974Didn't he write whole books in a day sometimes?
>>222500805and shows up at his son's graduation as a supportive ghost
>>222500974>He literally locks himself in a room with a pound of coke...fixed
>>222502400It's sold in kilograms
>>222496829He writes bottom of the barrel garbage.
