Why does Hollywood refuse to portray the past in good faith?
Jews
>>222497299Fucking jews
>>222497299You could have supported this movie. It was one of the best movies in last 20 years.
>>222497499Too bad about the bogged women
>>222497299right is cooler
right looks insane. wtf i love jews now
>>222497499I like color in my movies. I rather watch actual B&W films if you're going to make everything muted and lifeless.
>>222497632
>>222497299it's called "the rule of cool" and the millennial refusal to acknowledge it is the fundamental artistic failing of the generation
>>222497499>yawn fest>*the best* of anything lmao
>>222497673>Proving anon's point
>>222497688>that doesnt count as a color because I said so
>>222497688>>222497632
>>222497673that's one color: orange
>>222497684>I am 80IQ zoomer mutt ipad babyodyssey and spiderman are right there. idk what you are doing this thread.
>>222497632B&W films are more full of light and vibrancy than any color film
>>222497499>It was one of the best movies in last 20 years.it's really not
>>222497673the old trick
>>222497299>authentic Yeah, because soýentists told you so, trust the hecking soýence chud! Wypipo women wore hijabs, see, wypipo and Muslims are not so different after all!
>>222497722Correct, every frame is almost monochromatic.>>222497732If this is the peak of color for you, you have to watch films made before the 2010s, bitch.
>>222497818There are more colours in a colour tinted black & white movie than in a movie shot in full colour. Frankly, ridiculous.
>>222497824>almostMeaning it isnt but you cant admit that because you are straight up wrong
>>222497299right is gooner gaze tho
>>222497499When I'm using a rowing machine at the gym, I always say to myself "I WILL AVENGE YOU FATHER, I WILL SAVE YOU MOTHER, I WILL KILL YOU FJOLNIR"
>>222497499I genuinely looked forward to this movie and a couple years later I couldn't even tell you what it was about. Meanwhile I remember the entire mindfuck that was Valhalla Rising and the fun of The 13th Warrior.
>>222497848It's not pic related, that's for sure. Note how in the original post I said "muted and lifeless", which is what Eggers' cinema is without a doubt, and every collage you post further confirms it. Now, you'd make everyone a favor if you took his cock out of your mouth, fucking homosexual.
>>222497880Based rowing machine bro. I've never looked better in my life than when I dedicated 30 minutes a day to beating the shit out of myself on the torture device that is the rowing machine.
>>222497824>>222497840>>222497632This thread isn't about 'peak color'. It's about historically authentic movies. And you are complaining that movie adapting story that takes place in iceland looks like it takes place in iceland, becouse it was shot in iceland. America is finished, hard to make intelligent movies when the audience is retarded niggers like these.>>222497299Expanding on this to answer OP: Why would you make historically authentic movie when people cannot comprehend (low IQ americans have no ability to think in hypotheticals) that people in the past had different morals and worldviews yet that doesn't mean they were evil or stupid.
>>222497937Damn bro I suppose Iceland is a colorless shithole because... because it must be! Because ebin Hollywood movies told me so! Stupid Americans not falling for American propaganda!t. actual European
>>222497499I did though, saw it with my best friend in theaters and enjoyed it.
>>222497722>>222497732That's not colorful, picrel is, and it's from a movei shot 50 fucking years ago
>>222498027>t. Actual European Bonjour Mahmoud!
>>222497499It was total dogshit like all a24 slop
>>222498058That's not colorful, pic related is! look at all that chromatic range!>>222498078>Americans bad>Europeans badYep, I'm thinking it's a case of the Rajeesh.
>>222497678The shit on the right looks cringe and tryhard
>>2224980271) Your doctored picture is less representative of Iceland than Northman.2) The vulcanic areas Northman chose are more beautiful than your doctored picture.3) Why make story taking place in Iceland use the portion of Iceland that looks like any other country, and not the portion that is pretty unique to Iceland.Again, 80IQ retard, trying to 'win an argument' on internet instead of learning or thinking. We are done here.
>>222498116lollmao, even
the main problem with The Northman is DIRECTION. It has a scene of two guys fighting in a volcano AND IT'S BORING.
>>222498116The Northman was shot in Ireland.>Photos of Iceland aren't Iceland! Ireland is the real Iceland!Thanks for your intellectual contribution, oh wise sage.
>>222498115
>>222497903>>222497499I remember /pol/ dudes saying I should see it because it had slavery as a normal thing
>>222497299can't wait to see this new grey movie about angry grey people in the grey ages.
>>222497299>russian bots still crying about The OdysseyDon't they change your script when your campaign fails spectacularly?
>>222498245
>>222498233The middle ages were so miserable... so grey... so dull... no jokes being told... thanks Black bodies for giving color to the world in 1968.
>>222497499>You could have supported this movieI'm never going to financially support any movie haha ooops sorry!
>>222498275We know, ranjeet. Now go take a selfie in front of the train, alright?
>>222497673>>222497732>all that orange and blueis Eggers or his cinematographer red-green colorblind?
>>222497499This movie is what OP is complaining about. It is the image on the right. You are either arguing in bad faith or you're a foreign retard.>>222497937Outdoors are colorfulNorse clothing is colorful and comfortable with fine stitchingThe Northman is oogabooga brootal savage in animal furs being barbaric retards
>>222497299jewish existence is inherently in bad faith…
>>222498508lmao got me good I almost choked on my filet mignon (im at an expensive dinner)
>>222497732Not enough, the autists here want every movie to be like yt vids for toddlers or they screech about it
>>222498484The characters in northman are wearing the same clothing as the historically accurate clothing in OP. You are an idiot.
>da joos are responsible for these big boobies
>>222498936time wasting liar
>>222498936He didn't even watch the movie, look how he post frames in gloomy exteriors or at night
>>222497299I the right pic from an actual movie?
>>222497880For me it's playing the Ben Hur galley slave sequence and trying to keep up, it's fun>RAMMING SPEEDoh shit
>>222497499It sucked.
The worst is when they make a film set in the Mediterranean but make it look like England insteadin b4 angry odyshill noises
>>222499022>why doesn't this viking wear woman's dress?
>>222497299left looks too much like a hijabi. pass
>>222497299We need historical depictions of vikings!>They are the filthiest of all God's creatures: they do not purify themselves after excreting or urinating or wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity after coitus and do not even wash their hands after food.>—Ibn Fadlan,
>>222499381noooooo they don’t ritually wash their hands like muh pedo warlord
>>222499381How times have changed. Now it's the browns that are smelly.
>>222499381Muslims were more advanced in middle ages than they are now and devolved into inbred monkeys, we all know that.
>>222497499Insanely cringe. Couldn't get 15 minutes in before turning it off. Oh, well, memed by /tv/ again. But I still love all y'all.
>>222497299The one on the right (Amber Laguz/Machine Fairy) is actually depicing pre-Roman pre-Christian Germanic tribalism while tossing in some post-apocalyptic stuff just for the fun of it.
>>222499474>>222499484>>222499494>Every morning, an enslaved woman would carry in a basin and place it before one of the men. He would wash his face, his hair, and his hands. He would wet his comb and run it through his hair. All, so far, was going well, but then the whole process would take a turn. Then, he would blow his nose and spit into the water. He would be, quote, “prepared to do any filthy, impure act in the water.” And when he was done with, the enslaved woman would bring that water to the next man, and the next, and then on to his colleagues, each in turn further fouling the water, washing their hands and face, combing their hair, and passing it on, one after another adding to the liquids in the bowl, taking of the liquids in the bowl, and sending it on down the line to the others.
>>222498332Um ackshully sweatie the past was a lot more diverse than the patriarchal phallocracy would have you believe.
>>222498027It's time for this second's "European obsessed with Americans" post.
>>222499598
>>222499564OP is lying faggot as expected
>>222497299ooga boogas would never have the skills to make that kind of clothing
>>222497678pop culture goyshit is not cool. Also it's a race to the bottom of retards trying to one-up one another of who can look even more retarded. The rule of cool is a downward spiral social contagion. There's a reason everything just gets worse all the time
>>222499668>not cool enough?>just add another tattoo or piercing
>>222499633>We've kind of got to tell a lie. We'll go back into history and there will be black people where, historically, there wouldn't have been, and we won't dwell on that.>We'll say, 'To hell with it, this is the imaginary, better version of the world. By believing in it, we'll summon it forth'.
>>222499892he said this while being a dirty muslim apologist
>>222498477they're complementary colorsit was EVERYWHERE in the mid-late 00s and early 2010s.it was even a meme on /tv/
>>222500057How come we don't see red & green? Or is that reserved for Hallmark channel movies?
>>222497499>Crawls on all fours>Starts howling and barking like a dog>Priest asks father to display his savagery >Her burps and the priest loves how loud it was>Priest asks son to display his savagery>Kid loudly shits his pants>Priest is loving itI checked out about here and refuse to watch any more. Fuck this film and the retards that shill for it.
>>222499022>he took his tunic off! that's inauthentic!
>>222499595These were slav vikangz, understand.
>>222500310Completely made the fuck up as well. No viking brap rituals were recorded.
>>222497732The costume designers really fucked up the valkyries helm fit the chain strap lifting over her mout looks retarded.
>>222497499I did. Funny enough one of the few people I saw in the theater was a black guy.
>>222498110needs a bit more orange
>>222497299>Why does Hollywood refuse to portray the past in good faith?Because they rewrite history in their false images.
>>222500973Statues aren't history. The purpose of statues is not to relay history.
>>222500973Don't think Orwell would have much sympathy for monuments to traitors.
>>222497299Actually
>>222497499Northman is ooga booga
>>222501108But the purpose of removing them is to influence history.
>>222497673>>222497732>>222497499>teal and orangeits like im watching Pirate of the Caribbean
>>222497499it's easily Egger's worst it's not horrible but it really lacks direction
>>222500973>removing statues of loosers mehthey never deserved statues; all that shit was put up by confederate circlejerk societies decades after the war wake me up if they try to fuck with nelson's column
>>222497299Left is boring, fag
>>222501201>All the vikings were trans>Well, one of them was>Okay, we found a woman's skeleton with the vikings>When we say "with the vikings" we mean it was a mile a way>In a grave from 200 years later
>>222497299
>>222501333No it isn't. The purpose of removing them is basically a condemnation of what they represent. The purpose of removing Confederate statues, for instance, isn't to try to erase the history of the Confederacy, but to assert condemnation of the Confederacy and what it is perceived to have stood for, along with condemning pro-Confederate and neo-Confedrrate sentiment.In short, its a very contemporary political statement, not an attempt to alter history.
Vikings weren't chuds
>>222497499Chud flop LMFAO
>>222497732Dental plan!
>>222501622Thor is legitimately the god of racism. He has an irrational hatred for giants that even he acknowledges himself.
>>222497299yeah neopagan/modern day fag viking shit is hella cringe
>>222497499I can't wait for The VVerevvolf
>>222499154Actually, England doesn't really look all gray and shit either. It may be rainy and gloomy, but it's also very green.
>>222500057>>222500079It was more of an orange and teal fad. Later, with 80's retro nostalgia bait, we got "bisexual lighting," or pink and blue.
>>222502320Yeah but they can't make it look like Barry Lyndon either, just the most dogshit windy, rainy day in autumn
>>222501482it’s cucked but anyone can make more statues
>>222502566>Statues can rebuild, Zach
>Viking worshipAn entire bloodline of the raped
>>222500973The Confederacy was a ZOG run by Jewish elites who were importing masses of Black Africans into White Western societies to accelerate race mixing and cause future conflict. Also so they could depress wages, not pay white employees, and sexually abuse slaves of mostly white blood like octoroons (who outside of muttmerica and its one drop rule, everyone just saw as white.)Meanwhile based U.S. Grant ran an actual pogrom expelling all Jews from his military district which he truthfully labeled as all slavers, smugglers, pimps, and fifth columnists.
>>222497299This. I am sick to death of the right aesthetic. It's gotten to the point that even the Vikings that haven't been literally turned into niggers look like niggers
>>222497299Because people don't care about reality, they want the reality they believe in because it's more entertaining. See: how people throw massive tantrums and attacks over feathered dinosaurs.
>>222501482>loosers
>>222499564That's still inaccurate. The Noricum and Goths had a completely different culture than whatever this 90s COEXIST trite is supposed to represent. The Legend of Zelda is more historically accurate than this, concerning your self-defeating point.
>>222500973>removing statues of the laughing stalk of the nation
/pol/ hates anything fun we know
>>222500057>they're complementary colorsThey're also colors that red-green colorblind people can differentiate between more easily (unlike red and green).
