KYLE IS BACK!!
>>222498042we're now as far away from the OG nerd episodes as the original episodes were away from the games he was reviewing...
Can't Bames the James.
>>222498042GUITAR GUY WOOO!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Us8OK_iKnE
Did Kyle have a stroke or something...he's talking really slow...
>>222498083>Castlevania 2 (the first game he reviewed) was a 17 years old game at the time>2009 games (17y ago) Uncharted 2, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Assassin's Creed II Batman: Arkham Asylum, Minecraft
>>222498136The dude was a skellington for like most of the last twenty years, that's gonna take a toll.
We survived the fat fucks
>>222498042is james rocking the balding look proudly now
>>222498174time is a faggot
>>222498136Maybe they brought him back because he's sick and needs some work. It's almost like he has dementia.
james should have made a lore episode where he switches places with his future self to explain the baldness and beard
Imagine if james shaved his head and got jacked
>>222498437This maked reddittors shit & piss their panties.
>>222498491Still waiting for new Rex Viper...
How is James' writing so shit? It's as if his personality hasn't aged at all since he first started making videos. There's no sense of irony that he has been doing the same schtick for decades. The sexual innuendo jokes are terrible and obvious.Imagine if someone like Jontron wrote an AVGN episode. I bet it could be pretty decent.
>>222498543I just assume it's ChatGPT scripts by Justin these days
>>222498543James doesn't write anything. He has writers for that.
>>222498437Is that guy Metallica?
I actually liked Gnome Cave or at least the discussion surrounding it
>>222498565Not sure if this is STILL true but just a couple years ago Mike was still writing the episodes despite "leaving cinemassacre" or whateverAnd we all know mike is literally stunted so I blame him
>>222498042James looks dope with that beard. But Kyle is definitely dying; just listen to him struggle to sing.
>>222498042This is just so depressing, even if the episodes were decently made seeing an aged up AVGN is difficult to watch in and of itself
>>222498543James and Mike are getting old. Dudes' sense of humor gets more corny and dadlike with age.It's awesome seeing Kyle again, but he doesn't look well lately. I hope he doesn't have cancer or something.
>>222498042>Where did the hair go? WOO
>>222498042Link?????
>>222498174plz stop :(
I'm watching it now, does Kyle have brain damage? James is talking to him like he's a make a wish child. Something seems really off
>>222498136>>222498174>>222498791make it stooooop
>>222498795Yeah?
>>222498042>the original e-celeb slop for zoomersNo thanks
>>222498875they didn't want to pay him so they drugged him. And james, as per his own admission, was already a short busser himself
>>222498875What is the episode title I cannot fucking find it my shitty algo is just giving me a sea of episodes and montages and horse crap.
>>222499037>>222498795https://youtu.be/1mVmTa3KefQ
>>222498174
>>222499037https://youtu.be/1mVmTa3KefQ?is=2ZRO22eYbh6cCCCO
>>222498174delete this
>>222498042>look up some old jontron vids>they're all still hilarious>look up any avgn vid>unbelievably dated edgy garbagehow did this happen
what's big dick mike up to these days?
>>222499088Refusing to impregnate Erin
only half way through but its pretty decent so far, kyle just isnt an actor, even though he is in my favorite episode of avgn (spider man) and made me laugh so fucking hard
>>222499082The fuck are you talking about? I rewatch all of classic AVGN every other year and it has aged wonderfully.
grim.vaxx status?
>mfw douge won
>>222499130you have a 12 year old's sense of humor I'm sorry to say
>>222498042I've never understood the vocal fanbase that constantly begs for him to come back, his biggest contribution was the theme which still gets used. what about him do others find so appealing?
what the fuck how did james find time to pay him?!?!
>>222499176He is not the ”new” fatties
>music kicks in
>>222498042AVGN must be getting desperate to bring Justin back
>starts singing where did the hair go
>>222499136is this you?
>>222498042Is this what hell looks like?
>>222499218what a nice looking young man, i bet he's very polite to his teachers
>>222499136>vaxx out of nowhereIt's been five years. It's time to move on like the rest of the world has.
>>222499218Its not so much how he looks, he seems brain damaged
>>222499204>here
>>222499136Kyle is barely making facial expressions
>>222499245 tick tock vaxie. times running out
Kyle sounds like he doesnt want to be there, didnt he and James or the crew have some issues over money or whatever?
>>222498042>KYLE IS BACK!!who
>>222499271Any day now, right? Two weeks tops!
>>222499249probably an alcoholic
>>222499339
>>222499277Aw poor little trooner, did another one of your hallucinations get blown the fuck out again? Gonna have to rewrite the "lore" again? Dats swo swad. You fucking faggot.
I think Kyle is dying and this is a goodbye video...
>>222499360
>>222499339>>222499360Was eating and drinking slop the reason he went bald?
>>222499380No. Please God no. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pErj9dkWfbc
I think kyle was going for the "too cool to be here" style of acting. I feel bad for james having to edit this and upload it to millions with him half-assing so much of it lmao.He just needed to put just a SLIGHT more amount of sarcasm into it for it to be good
WHERE DID HIS BRAIN GO?SING IT WITH ME
kek the youtube comments are all asking if kyle is ok
>>222498592Mike left Cinemassacre because he wanted to stream more and didn't want to have to edit episodes, or spend time making title cards. He still writes for AVGN because James is his friend.
>james in this whole episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6l8d6NQiPw
>>222498543Screenwave has been producing his videos for him since like 2012, James doesn't even record game footage or write the scripts anymore. He just reads whatever some intern wrote and videotapes the segments where he's on camera in an hour then blames his kids for not having enough time to make proper AVGN episodes.It all came out when some retard plagiarized the Monster Madness episodes a few years back from actual film critics. James literally just reads whatever they give him.
>75% of the jewtube comments are worry for kyleis he okay? he sounds defeated and looks half dead
>>222498042Ai art ? Where is Mike
>he'll always be there
>>222499594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA8u2tqwRLg
>>222499082jontron is game dude tier
>>222499358>17y old alcoholicis that even possible?
The GOAT
>>222499584>>222499594GOD I WANNA GO BACK TO THE PAST WHERE THE WORLD DOESNT SUCK ASS
>>222499561>Title card by Mike Matei>Get the Mike Matei TITLE CARD as a POSTER Print, Pre-Order today:Don't let the demons influence you brother. Mike Matei is with us, he is still the Matei.
>>222499623Kyle, we were talking about you buddy, keep up
HE IS THE GAME DUDEHE IS SO RUDEHE IS THE GAMER WITH A BAD ATTITUDE
>>222499136Holy shit Mike Stoklasa x Cinemassacre!
>>222498136he looks like he was just drug out a cancer ward in-between treatments he also looks overweight and malnourished at the same time i'm guessing drugs
>>222499748he could barely play the guitar let alone sing and deliver his lines. Very grim
>>222499082AVGN was always at its best when it was just info dumping. The Double Vision two parter is still great, for example. The retarded shit jokes and costume gags were never funny.
>>222499782yes, mike has terrible humor and it's why he wasn't the star
>>222499782I agree, it was a fun way for me to learn about random video game stuff from before my time. I liked the episodes about peripherals, and nintendo power, etc.t. 32 year old boomer who's first console was PS1
>>222499771Hes having to strum an electric guitar thats unplugged, sounds like shit
>>222499782yeah thats why the atari 5200 is the best video
>>222498136Maybe he isn't comfortable in front of a camera after being gone for so long
Kyle is back :OKyle looks in worse shape than my 85 year old grampa :(
>>222498174The type of shit current day /v/tards are nostalgic for
>>222499782>The Double Vision>just info dumpingThe AC adapter bit and B-17 Bomber are some of the best jokes he ever did
>>222498174I still watch his Castlevania reviews once in a while.
>>222499954Just saying B-17 bawmber to myself makes me laugh
He should unironically do a Sonic/Pokemon episode featuring CWC.
>>222499056I'm old as fuck, I played Bubble Bobble in the arcade.
It's funny to imagine the crew doing this way into their elder years
>suddenly remember the CinemassacreTruth subreddit and go check up on it>it's still super active and still spamming the exact same "no time", "muh kidz" jokesWtf
>>222500276>Into their elder years Stupid fucking boomer namefag doesn't even realize these guys are dinosaurs
>>222499851it's an electroacoustic guitar, it should sound fine even unplugged
>>222499896>5200It's a great episode but it sucked to learn that all of his 5200 controllers worked fine and he never encountered a defective one
>>222498042It's depressing to watch
>>222498589It was a decent 6/10 short read
>>222499782>The retarded shit jokesHe's a jew, he really can't stop himself
>>222500475I see, my mistake
>>222498174I have become the Angry Video Game Nerdbravo Nolan
>>222500301It's self-soothing behavior. You have to keep in mind that the majority of posters on that subreddit are around the same age as James. Old people like routine and familiarity. Using him as a punching bag and rehashing the same jokes over and over brings comfort.
>>222500301
>>222498042You know what caused it
>>222500726I really don't understand the onions meme, but I'm not a burger. Is it a really bad drink or something?
>>222499058>no baldcap
>>222498174time keeps on slippin slippin slippin
>>222498042anyone else suspect James is on the hair dye? anyway I wish he'd unleashed his autistic knowledge on old horror movies. would happily watch hour long videos on it
>>222500828I think it’s a meal replacement drink that lacks any real protein, but idk
>>222500301Autism doesn't just go away
>>222499940The ending was basically saying goodbye to Justin but reminding everyone his spirit will remain. I have concerns, bros.
>>222500301should it be a surprise that judgemental people want validation in their opinion? echochambers exist and its odd behaviour but whatever to them. I dont care neither should others
>>222500828Onions products cause hormonal issues when consumed in excess, the same problem as with beer but worse.
>>222500955Yeah, it really felt like "let's do one final video together".
>>222500988sóy products
>>222500828basically /pol/ back in and around 2015-2016 started posting about onions being a jewish plot to emasculate men because it contains high levels of xenoestrogennow they saw the estrogen part of the chemical bond and then assumed that its the same as the estrogen produced in their bodies in a classic bit of bro sciencexenoestrogen is basically just a fat particle that looks like estrogen, hence the prefix of xeno, but has no characteristics of estrogen
>>222498174Nobody cares, tranny. You won't even live to see what games get released 17 years from today. Kill yourself faggot
>>222500881james is as much as a midwit with film as he is with games he's honestly much more of a geek than a nerd, all things considered
>>222500301>>it's still super active and still spamming the exact same "no time", "muh kidz" jokesThis site and this thread does the same thing retard. Millennials are just perpetually stuck in the past like children
>>222501081
>>222501219(1979 - 202?)NES style.
>>222501219gotta be meth or cancer, this is the opposite of a healthy looking person
>>222501496
>>222498042>KYLE IS BACK!!James hair isn't though. Where did the hair go?
>>222498042dude... just shave it
>>222499624>I'll tell ya what, yeah, it's still 100 dollars.>WHAT. THE FUCK man.
>>222498586Yea, performing his new sing "Gravity" (nobody will know this reference)
>>222499624>it looks like the shit stain in the bottom of my drawers raight naow is still a line i use occasionally
Where did the soda go?SING IT WITH ME
>>222498083He started in 2005 so yeah it's been 22 years.
>>222501117Here it's not as mean-spirited and obsessive. Those people take Cinemassacre too seriously
>>222498543>imagine if millennial meta humor, but centrist, wrote AVGNabsolute flat soda idea. carbonate your fizz.
>>222499082joontroon was always forced and boring for me, except for that clock tower episode. Never understood people's love for him
Not even joking, Kyle looks like he is suffering stroke symptoms from the vax. Saw the same thing with my Dad, it's extremely depressing. The guy is still young, he should not have the mental and physical faculty as an 80 year old. That's not normal.
>>222498042>guitar guy finally back>there is something wrong with him and he has a thousand yard stare so that's all you notice about the episode
>>222502124>>222502210at first i was laughing at how he seems more out of it than James and how seemingly rushed the script felt. But now i think something is seriously wrong with Kyle too>he'll always be here
>>222501843>Here it's not as mean-spirited and obsessiveThere are meme images in this thread that have been posted for years just stop. All millennials love to spam old stuff and bring up the past
I just got to the bit where Kyle sings the Nintendo Power song again. This is borderline elder abuse, despite him not being an elder. The guy is obviously struggling and James is making him perform like a monkey. Disgraceful.
>>222499339Factor is literally just an overpriced TV dinner subscription but they pretend it's similar to hellofresh etc where you just buy ingredients you have to cook.
>>222499619Not a game review, but his Goosebumps TV show review is hysterical to this day.
>>222499584Haha that's crazy
>>222502617Meant for>>222499576But who fuckin' cares
>>22249908810 inches, bone pressed
Congraturation! This story is happy end! Being the wise and courageor knight that you are you feel strongth welling in your body! Return to starting point challenge again
>>222498174>time.....LE PASSES?!
>>222499088
>>222502775I think the point is more that the first 17 years saw major advances, whereas the last 17 years has produced nothing (except regression)
>>222502829Or?
>>222499191$5.40/hour
>>222498042where did the hair go?
>>222500301>>it's still super active and still spamming the exact same "no time", "muh kidz" jokesSo the internet will call you a loser if you're a middle aged man without a family, but will still call you a loser if you're a middle aged man taking care of his family? What are we supposed to do?
>>222499367it's called truth for a reason, you are just coping that Bimmy is the saving grace of your childhood. Well, guess what? he isn't, he's dirty and autistic
James is a soda-brained troglodyte that never made a real movie despite studying film for 10 years.His children are also soda-brained and raised on an anutritious diet of soda, fried food and frozen peas.His wife, has tattoos, because she was soda-brained from a young age as well and as a result has had countless sexual experiences outside of James and her children.The only reason James has any kind of presence in the public consciousness is because there are enough soda-brained people out there that saw him do a bowel movement on camera while they were children to fondly remember the experience and want to give him their money as reparations.
>>222502935Watch the frickin' episode you Gosh-darned secondary piece of poop!
It's kind of a Cinemassacre deep cut but I like Kyle's Beer Man song
https://vocaroo.com/14VNyQDD81el
>>222498174Getting bored of these posts 2bh We get it, find some new material already
>>222498042redditors are saying he looks like a cancer patient. I think they're going right up against their own mortality and are scared.
>>222503869You're so close to getting it.
>>222502983You act like this place is any different.
>>222498042He aged more gracefully.
>>222502829That's literally what they said before avgn even started. The complaints are always the same.
>>222503924I think I already got it and yet still find myself here
>>222498042
>>222499138No he didn’t fuck that unfunny faggot.
No fuck this thread I'm going back to the past
It's not about cancer or a stroke. Kyle is clearly on psychiatric medication.
>>222504736and fuck those pussy edited compilations that skip episodes. We're doing this properly. At 60fps even.
>>222504799How do you know
>>222504799Clearly? It's the vaccine dude. He has all of the symptons.
>>222499082>jontron>hilarious
>>222506577>destiny itt seething
>>222505602Such as?
>>222499594>>222499584>youtubereal niggas watched it on gametrailers
It was a decent episode, I liked it more than the crash bandicoot one.
>>222498174Andrew Tate was right about people who realize time passes and gets le heckin' sad over it.
>>222499584I wonder where all those people who made video responses are now..
>>222500301>going on redditcringe
>>222499245>he actually took itLMAOOOOOOOOO
Why is everyone saying Kyle is depressed or sick?
>>222507757are you retarded?
>>222507638Time flies when you're a faggot
>>222504806James in '06 was a good looking dude no homoShame he looks like George Costanza now, but that's life.
>>222507763He looked fine to me, no worse than James. Everyone looks old and tired when they're in their mid to late 40s, except for Mike for some reason.
>>222507839So you're retarded.
Mike Matei looks great for his age
>>222507693PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS
>>222498042>Come back to do a video with your friend>He's notoriously cheap and terrible with business but why not>Shoot your scenes in some warehouse while James looks utterly defeated and tired>Everyone shits on you and says you look like an AIDS victim who had a strokeLmao what a great decision
>>222503076>BimmyREEDDDDIITTTTTTTT
>>222499277mike and bootsy had a falling out.bootsy said he deserved more money for the editing and other effort and shit he put into the shows
>>222507839this, he's fine no need to act all over the top all the time
>>222498042why is that his hair
>>222507894It felt like a wake. It should have been two friends reuniting and slapping shoulders and having fun. Instead, it was somber and overly dramatic, and James crawling behind the couch and seeing all the stuff left from 2014 felt like someone going through someone's things after they've died. And then ending with Kyle disappearing and James telling the audience "He'll always be there."Bro open your eyes! He has full blown AIDS.
>>222508129His face is unnaturally swollen, so steroids or some hormonal shit.
>>222508129the episode just has an overall bittersweet melancholy mood, where every jab exchanged felt less like two friends bantering and more like James assuring:>"see Kyle? You still got it!"
>>222508307Also he has clear problems with breathing and his voice is off.
>>222507839>>222508090You people are insane. He's incredibly sickly in that video.
Man, you know it must be bad when James is the one who's in "I'm interacting with an invalid" mode.
>>222498042This shit is still going?
>>222498437I play piano and never touched a guitar, isn't he basically just playing on chord for 90% of this? Surely anyone can do this?
>>222498042James looks like a bamf now tbqh.
So do we think recovering from a stroke or alcoholism?
>>222508843in a band you usually have the lead guitarist and the rhythm guitarist, the latter is in charge of the chord progression, which is what he's doing and yeah, it's fairly easy
Cinemassacre timeline>2012 - 2016: Cuckold James Rolfe>2017: Deranged Mike>2018 - 2020: Fat Fuck Rental Reviews>2021: Rex Viper>2022: "balls on the dick">2023: James drinks onions>2024: My Horse Prince ep>2025: James sells hot sauce>2026: Kyle has aids
Aging can be cruel.
Trust the plan.
>>222509482if there is any doubt who the bad one here is: Bootsy was one of the first batch of e-celebs to migrate to Bluesky.
report eceleb threads as off topic
I assumed he is alcoholic but youtube comments are saying he had a stroke a couple months ago, either way it's really sad. Still it was a decent episode and it's nice to see Kyle again.James NEEDS to shave his head and embrace it though
>>222508377This episode felt like James was giving his old friend one last time in the spotlight. Some of the phrasing and choice of words with such things like "he'll always be here," and asking him to sing the theme song one last time meant to me at least that there must be some underlying reasons to have Kyle on after all this time, and having James be so upbeat with encouraging his buddy and telling him everything is ok. His voice ajd energy were way off, and that's not just the passage of time, especially for a guy who is not a full time professional singer. It got to the point where if after the episode ended, it had a picture of Kyle saying 19XX-2026, I wouldn't have been surprised.
>>222498565>just assume it's ChatGPT scripts by Justin these daysGPT would do a better job than that ozympic retard.
>>222509645More people watch YouTube than Television, grandpa.
i-it's just camera shyness, right bros? ;__;
Kyle had a construction business so he was pretty easy to look up. I wonder how many calls he got from autistic spedditors over the past 10 years.
>>222507797There are clips from his college days of him with a mustache and he genuinely looks pretty good. It's not the weight or the baldness which makes him look terrible, it's the youthful spark that's gone. The potential of a fruitful directing career. Instead he's just a successful and popular YouTuber going into his 20th year as an eceleb. What a tragedy.
>>222509669>>222509843from the ep after Kyle got done highlighting what he did all these years after leaving AVGN:>James: Have you seen enough?>Kyle: (smiles) Yeah
>>222509668>I assumed he is alcoholiche looks it in the video. glassy eyed and slow like he's struggling to talk. The I need this to be normal stage of alchoholism. He also looks like old man adam sandlar.
>>222498042I see there's some hair in his bald. lol
>>222498083When are we going to get some kind of Angry YouTube Video Nerd to take you back to the past and watch the shitty videos that suck ass?
I'm 22 and I was born the same year the avgn started doing videos. Some of y'all were watching since the beginning. That's so wild to me. Like, you have to be my dads age, but I feel like I'm too old to be on 4chan yet here YOU are. Lol.
>>22251002036 year old boomer heremy first AVGN video was the Silver Surfer edition in 2007
>>222510020>l like I'm too old to be on 4chan yet here YOU are. Lol.Beats spending your youth on this site. Enjoy the rest of your summer. You wont get being 22 years old back.
>>222509482Bootsy was unquestionably the best at games, too bad he spurned all his bros to be a raging leftist
>>222500301people who have obsessive parasocial hate really dislike getting new hobbies.
similar vibes fr fr.
>>222510020Leave now retard. Quick before its too late. I'm in my late 30s and I've been here since I was around your age.
>>222510077You won't get back being 40 either, lol.
>there's a new source of Bootsy drama but no one is talking
>>222499981BEEEEEESEVENTEEEEEEEENBAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMEEEERRRRRR
>>2225003015:40 muh kids hard 80s wood
>>222499624how did he engineer such hilarious dialogue and acting?
>>222510077>>222510174Im 28. The most miserable time of my life was actually 19 to 23 for me cause i spent that time being a retarded incel with no career. Thats not to say most people don't peak in undegrad, but that simply wasn't the case for me.
>>222500301>Come for the cats, stay for the empathy!
Actually Bootsy left because Mike was mad that Bootsy was better at battletoads
>>22249854320 years of doing this shit
>>222510519This is secondary bullshit. Real ones know why Bootsy left and why it makes him the bad guy.
>>222499082Wrong
>>222499136Lobotomy
>>222499138James at least still gets close to a million views. Have you seen the Nostalgia Critic numbers in the last couple of years?
>>222498042Where did the hair go?>>222498174>>222498174>>2009 games (17y ago) Uncharted 2, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Assassin's Creed IIFUCK YOU
>>222510368No one asked
>>222510678i do not believe the numbers are real at this point. i can believe originally they were just like hit counters, maybe modified at some point so you had to watch x% of the video.but i don't believe one million human viewers sit down and watch Critical Drinker say>you know, She-Hulk wasn't just bad, it RUINED TELEVISIONfor 10 minutes.there are viral videos from the Newgrounds days that everyone knows and has watched, and they're sat at 500,000 views even decades later.
>>222510678I like Douge but the choice to make 90% of new NC episodes ones where he does the "serious voice" has been a huge fucking disaster. All I'm adding to my playlists the last couple years has been the Commercial episodes.
>>222510749Drinkers numbers match his engagement level. Now what kinds of channels whose videos that get millions of views never seem to have even close to the level of engagement that they should have? Mmmmmhhhhhmmm?
>>222510800what the fuck is 'engagement'?i'm thinking back in terms of when these would be articles, rather than videos. take a news website or a writer like Seanbaby (hell, fucking Maddox). people would post and discuss it on a forum first, that was the engagement.YouTube works the opposite way around where it's like numbers first, substance second. the threads here are because the numbers are big.
>>222510761there is also something jarring about seeing the poor video quality 80s and 90s movies from peak high energy NC turn into Douge giving his serious voice over 4K imax clips. Its why i only watch Douge's genuine thoughts on a movie the day it comes out. not in character. To give James some credit, even he knew the Nerd's commentary doesnt fit 4k modern GTA CoD gameplay.
Am I crazy or is the end theme song with Kyle completely off key? Like every note. I am not a musician or musically inclined person either.
>>222510934If you listen with headphones you can tell they had to fix it in post.
>>222503869>>222500874>>222502775>>222502829It really is a strange feeling, not well expressedBecause it's not about the passage of days and years, it's about how there clearly used to be eras and landmarks and now there aren'tI am not in denial about how fuckin' old I am or whatever, I just remember that in my youth shit used to change constantly, and now Putin is invading his neighbors and Taylor Swift is at the top of the charts and Skyrim is being released and Spider-Man is dominating the box officeI feel like nothing earthshattering or trendy or controversial actually happens anymore, a sort of cultural stasis for years on end.We're not getting bigger movie stars than Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt even as they become fucking senior citizens. That didn't happen before; Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt came along to see off Paul Newman and Robert Redford, who themselves took the torch from Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart, but now the forward movement has just ended.People are still jerking off over the 1980s and people were jerking off over the 1980s, 25 years ago
>>222499624>still a hundred dollars
>Kyle almost sings Free Falling by Tom Pettythat got a smile out of me
>>222510947yeah i don't know what the term is, that sounded 'corrected' as though they shifted the pitch slightly or something.i was thinking for most of the video that's the obvious/kind thing to do. bring le musician man back, have him hum a song, fix it up a little. maybe not full-on autotune, but just dub his voice over the old track, something like that.he also gets one word wrong but whatever, so do musicians performing their own songs live.
>Bad end>This is not a true ending!>Try again with you friend.>What friend?kek
>>222498543Dude he has been simply an actor in the nerd videos for at least a decade. other people write it and record the game footage. James just shows up and reads lines into a camera
>big "LET'S DO THIS" montage>epic_music.mp3 plays>James doing his usual mugging>never cuts to Kyle because of his sameface;_;
>>222511074to be fair, it was pretty much always that way. it wasn't even a 'character', just a couple of skits called 'Bad NES Games', on some video tapes he made.he bluntly explains in the early commentary videos the joke is how it would be ridiculous for a grown man to still take these old Nintendo games seriously. but 20 years on, 'retro gaming' is a whole thing and now 'games are art'.dude was just making silly horror/comedy shorts on no budget. AVGN simply got big for the same reason vidya creepypastas got big.
>>222499082Jontron just feels like your average outdated 2016 gamer humor. AVGN is a timeless classic. It's like comparing Friends to Seinfeld.
>>222499360was that an ad? if i was the ceo i'd string him up to a tree
>>222499058IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE A DOCUMENTARY
>>222510958Yeah, ah- what the fuck?
>>222508758nah, he looks fine, he just doesn't care about the show
>>222510020I know this is rage bait but kiddo you will be old one day too and the young ones will make fun of you
>>2225101854chan is funnier than normies
>>222512015being young is the only thing most under-30s have going for them. the internet isn't even good any more, and social media has created this weird individualism that borders on psychopathy.at least if they were slaves to their id they'd be using the best years of their life to take hard drugs and have promiscuous sex, but they aren't even doing that any more. they're TALKING about it, but they're not actually living.
>>222510749Less people on the internet especially less brown people back in new grounds days
>>222512070i never thought we'd have a lower form of internet inhabitants than bots, yet here we are.
>>222501052-20 izzat retard
>>222512238what is this? just some 'omg look who i saw at the airport!!!' photo someone took for social media?we've had instant cameras for decades. imagine just fucking taking photos like this.
>>222499088Apparently he retired from doing nothing and now spends his days doing nothing
>>222510003Where did the hair go?
It's fucking depressing seeing everyone get old and grey lol. I remember being so excited for a new Nerd episode. I even had a special cape that I wore while watching them in the dark by myself at night.
>>222499245Hopefully you can sue fauci after this mess, sucks you took the vax bro
>>222512549You lost, hon. People love Mike and people like him.
>>222498174mw2 is retro
>>222498543hes retarded
>>222511920He looks and sounds sedated. If he didnt care about the show he wouldnt be on the show.
>>222512636Wtf I like Mike too and not just for Loco Bandido. Just think it's funny he has being retired as part of his youtube channel description.
>>222510302Seventeen has an H in it, false fan
>>222512611LMAO You're awesome anon
>>222512672maybe james insisted or he's broke and needed some money, when i drink i get the same so idk
>>222498437James plays better than Kyle at this point
>>222498042Jesus Christ that was depressing. Kyle is clearly having some kind of a health issue or something.
>>222499037Holy fuck you're retarded. You couldn't think to go to the channel's home page and click on videos uploaded by date? Your nigger ass should be murdered and organs harvested for people who deserve them
>cinemassacre truthers>turns out they just believed a random claim, with no proof, was true for years and gossiped about it every day of their liveshow embarrassing
>>222512946It's not even the first time this has happened, and it won't be the last. They're a very silly bunch.
>>222510557I'm not a real one but I'd love to know, please tell me
