Was Harry stupid?
>40/almost 40 year old man>caring about childrens mediaare you?
Depends what your tastes are.
>>222501337Luna mogs in all circumstances
>>222501337>here's that little girl I was telling you about
>>222501164no. she's cute but don't put your dick in crazy.
>>222501719Man I should just open up a psychic shop and sell mumbo jumbo to women. Why am I so stupid working a normal job when you can just take money from retards?
>>222501240fpbp
She was too young for Harry
Now Daniel coast down the Chocolate bar mountain like everything is good forever. Just channel your inner video Game Over character.>>222501240
>>222501790It's a good idea but I would never do it because I hate liars and I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
>>222501719but it's the best sex
>>222501337I want her for me
She supports right wing views and defend Rowling. Do you still like her?
>>222501790Do it.
>>222501719She's just a crunchy vegan girl that needs a good dicking.
>>222501719
Luna a cute!
>>222501719>>222502944Women don't mentally progress beyond the age of 14.
yeah but every character in harry potter was retarded. the story wouldnt work otherwise
>>222501164He was Christian
What was the website that used to be posted on /tv/ all the time about celebrity rumors? It would list some crazy shit sometimes and then either say a name or hint heavily to one.
>>222502986Yay
>>222501164Yes but they made her too good in the films and Ginny too shit.They cast Bonnie when they didn't know Ginny would be Harry's ho. Good casting when Ginny was 12/13, terrible when she was older.
>>222502925>this picture horrified amerikikes
>>222503264Don’t Muslims believe allah lives on the moon?
>>222501337yes, the middle aged woman...looks middle aged.
>>22250363634 is not middle aged
>>222503002>he said, while ironically posting on the chinese cartoon image board.
>>222501337still would, something about pale gaelic blondes do it for me
>>222503686>30s isnt middle age!...
>>222503742Isn't it 50?
>>222501164Extremely. They should've ditched the books and do their own pairings after seeing their chemistry.
>>222503778The average life expectancy is 74.
>>222503794Accio shoes...
>>222502821>defend RowlingI like her even more now.
>>222501337Absolutely WOULD.
>>222503053crazy days and nights?
>>222503794They probably thought about it desu but knew there would be backlash among book readers. Rowling might have also veto'd it.
>>222503778Most men don't make it to 70. If you want to argue then I'll give you 80 which means 40 is middle aged.
>>222501818>Dat faceYou just know. Lucky kid.
>>222501240>caring about what an insane lesbian thinksYeahnah
>>222501164Never been attractiveKys
>>222501240Yes, and NOT caring is actually way worse, you might as well be saying>the popular culture and stories that children are exposed to has no impact on how they will behave as teenagers and adultsWhich is a fucking retarded positionEven if you do not have children, you should care DEEPLY about how children are raised, because it will affect you anyway
>>222502821Based and Ameliapilled>>222501164Movie Harry and movie Luna have the most chemistry. In the books, alpha Stacy whore ginny getting with quidditch chad Harry makes sense.
>>222504869She's jewish so...
>>222501337Would but she needs enormous breasts
>>222501164Yes Luna was always the best. Her character was even better in the books.
what the fuck
>>222505873
>>222505873Why vegans age faster than meat eaters?
>>222503794Wasn't Luna in Hogwarts since book 1? I tirying when autors put a random support character in the middle of the story. Maybe in the books is more backgraund history but at least movies don't do right justice, shame.>>222505873>>222505958Colageno
>>222501164Yes. Him and Ron are fucking retarded.
>>222506502Zillennials and zoomers are aging fucking fast, man. Saw a recent picture of Keen. Looks fucking 35 at 21.
>>222505873>join us
>>222506502Protein is vital for repairs across the body, not just musclesNot only do vegans get less protein, but animal protein is much more easy for our bodies to use, so vegans are getting worse quality protein and in smaller amounts
>>222505873>age 34What the absolute fuck are bongs doing? Swimming in uranium while drinking pure lead?
>>222506598They don't get enough amino acids to produce collagen. Women have weaker more delicate collagen production.
>>222504869So you agree then that harry potter poisoned the minds of millennial children and gave us the nightmare that is the last almost 20 years
I think the Harry Potter series would have been better if Harry was an incel. Like, girls like him based on the rumors of him being the epic slayer of the dark lord but then when they see his looks and height they kvetch and go for the Chad, Cedric Diggory instead.
>>222506579>50 years to gryffindorkekekekeke
>>222506704that’s more or less what happened, no one was lining up to fuck him until the story about him being the Chosen One dropped
>>222506703The books suggest:>The government is often corrupt and incompetent at the same time>The mainstream media can't be trusted>Being disarmed (having your wand broken) is one of the worst punishments you can have>You can't rely on the authorities to protect you, you need to be able to do it yourself>There is nothing morally wrong about killing people who are irredeemably evil>No matter how powerful someone becomes, they are ultimately still just human and can be killedHarry Potter books weren't what poisoned their minds, it was their teachers (especially in college/university) and other media (including the movies)
>>222506704That's a valid point. Actually i think Ginny wasnt a good partner because of that, she'idealized him since she was a little girl, just like everyone else.That's why I would have preferred him to end up with Luna, who was more genuine and didn't seem to care about his status, that or maybe a Muggle girl.
>>222506779they gave him Cho in book 4 and 5 though. I want a genuine blackpilled Harry Potter series. He tries to get with Hermione because he thinks > I-I-Im a nice guy! I want a relationship and a family and have the best intentions and we have also been friends since year 1 of course she would want to date me!But then he gets cucked and seethes and starts using a mass Adavra Kedavra on the school which causes the Aurors to show up.
>>222506794>it doesn't count because it's something I likeYeah I thought as much when I saw your /v/troon image
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>>222506895Well, Harry is constantly humiliated in romantic matters throughout the story. First, he was Cho's second choice after Cedric, and then he was Ginny's second choice while she was dating Dean (he even watched them snogging). Jk is a woman after all.
>>222506999Ginny only went with Dean because Harry was with Cho.
>>222506504She's one year younger than Harry, so she would have joined Hogwarts in the 2nd book.
>>222507172thats actually cute lol
>>222501954Scamming non-geriatric women as a man requires a natural smoothtalking vibe, and to look good. Otherwise you will sound like a do-not-redeem-the-card type of jeet scammer no matter what you say and how many crystal healing and tarot reading you can drop.
Harry got hit by Bellatrix with the DENNIS spell.>'Diffindo' to cut his clothes off>'Engorgio' to made Harry's penis into the big penis>'Nebulus' hid them in a fog>'Nox' made everything pitch black>'Immobulus' so Harry couldn't run away>'Silencio' so Harry couldn't scream
>>22250374240s is the new middle age, modern thirty-year-olds look young as shit, and have the same mental and emotional maturity as teenagers from 50 years ago
>>222501240>40 year old man crying about JKR because she's a real woman.
>>222501719>I'm tired of being raped by pakis, so I'm going to France to be raped by Moroccans instead
>>222502986Yay!
I wonder what its like to have the peak of your life being a side character in an old film series. Draco Malfoy only appeared less than 30 minutes for 7 films.
>>222508393If i'm settled for life, who the fuck cares.
>>222501164She Was in the 5th Film would have meant Harry was a Dirrty Cheating Throw away Bastard
>>222506504learn to fucking spell
>>222502821>radical feminism is now Right wingfunniest part about this whole thing
>>2225084450 women want adult Draco
>>222501164cuz the slutty coal burning red headed whore was a self insert of the author that wanted to fuck the young kid she created
>>222508393Stop posting from a vpn.
>>222502821
Pottah was scared.
>>222508692The opposite. Lefties hate so much HP now the most because of Rowling.
>>222508692hilariously truenothing funnier than watching the woke right try and pretend Rowling is on our side because she SLIGHTLY agrees on one thing.
>>222506794Lots of Christian allegory and imagery throughout the books, specifically the Trinity and the sacrifice of your own life to save others etc
>>222505873>anon discovers the british rose post 25 years old
>>222508920>woke rightdid this term change again?I thought it was a term made up by jews to label the real Right wing that justifiably antisemitic.
>>222508692Whoa...
>>222509150She's Irish and vegan
>>222501818tfw Bellatrix Lestrange will never be your first
>>222501164No, just Gay.
>>222502275>taco bell is the best food>you just have to put up with explosive bloody diarrhea afterwardsno and no
>>222508692We see the correlative effects with the HP side, but getting from A to B isn't nearly as linear a path for the progression as is the case with LotR fans. Everything on paper seems very right wing with HP, as others have already pointed out, like 2nd amendment for children, killing murderers, etc.The link between childhood HP fandom and adult faggotry doesn't seem to be causal, so there must be a confluence of other factors involved. I'm in the earliest part of the millennial/Generation Y marketing demographic ("generation" being the purposely misapplied term the kikes convinced everyone to use), so HP was a bit too kiddy for me as a late teen when Philosopher's Stone hit theaters. I like the movies now as an adult, but they're not ultra serious or anything, just fun to escape into another world.So: what other factors align with being a child while seeing the HP movies new and being a cum guzzling sodomite who simultaneously loves every bit of cultural change Israel has made to the West while also hating Israel for what they've been doing to Palestine after the bad guys won WWII, while still thinking the good guys won?>>222506794Simple as. It's not that deep.
>>222502986lmao is this the real text?
>>222505873Irish aging
>>222506579Why are normies so mean? They are actually way more mean than chuds. Chuds wouldnt leave public mean comments on her instgram like that. They would just do it here.
>>222508692>implying LOTR isn't the gayest thing everFrodo and Sam was so gay coded lol
>>222510031Nazis have manners and decorum. Isn't that interesting?
>>222506635Yeah it's funny how veganism is massively more popular among women than men because women actually need animal protein more than men. Makes me think itsall deliberate, especially since veganism affects women's fertility.
>>222501164I can't explain it but you can kind of tell she won't age well even from this photo
>>222501719I can't help it. Crazy women are the only kind I like.
>>222506794>There is nothing morally wrong about killing people who are irredeemably evilThe rest is true, but I didn't see this in the books.
>>222510087>Yeah it's funny how veganism is massively more popular among women than men because women actually need animal protein more than men. Makes me think itsall deliberate, especially since veganism affects women's fertility.Women are retarded and very prone to social pressure. They're more emotional and more compassionate. Most will not think twice about 99.99% of the shit they do. However, explain to them that they're morally bad people and that you will judge them as EVIL for doing something, and a portion of them will change their ways. Women are designed and born to love and want to protect little kids. Animals tap into that. They always show cute little lambs and calfs in these vids. Rather than say, rats, or clams. It's just another social media social contagion.
>>222510068ok boomer
>>222510415I think making baby animals into food is fucked up
>>222506794It taught that association is more important than moral behavior
>>222503794did a vampire bite her on the head or something?
I stand by what I said when I first saw the movie in theaters, Luna Lovegood would be a freak in the sack.
>>222501164>Was Harry stupid?No JKR was. How did she get the pairings so wrong? Harry and Ron's random sister, Hermione and Ron? WTF
>>222508875Lefties hate Rowling, not Potter. They can't stop consuming that shit even though they want to.
>>222510957She seems asexual to me
>>222510957>>222511440That's just the autism. The 'tistic chicks are total sluts, because they don't feel the emotional weight of the act of sex and also don't have the natural feminine inhibitions restricting them from making the first move every time, which means they can go through 5 guys in 1 day when they're 16 without even stopping to think about 3rd, 4th, or 5th order consequences.
>>222511668Do you have any stories you could share with us?
>>222501164No but his creator was. Of all the things wrong with the HP books, the romance pairings are supremely fucked up. For the characters as written, Harry should have wound up with Luna (best choice) or Hermione (who in any event should never have paired with Ron LOL, the only worse choice would have been Draco or an adult).
>>222503794Evana growing her hair down to her ass is an essential bit of characterization that I personally really appreciate.
>>222510854It doesn't make a difference.
>>222501719Not only does she look exactly like that chick from The Walking Dead, they're both crazy too.
>>222504031>Most men don't make it to 70What country do live in anon? That's sad.
>>222504980Enormous breasts add about 30 percent attractiveness to any woman, no matter how grim they look.
>>222504980chill, dog
>>222503002Most people are like that regardless of gender. But girls are generally less autistic about subjects that we care about so they seem less knowledgeable. They know about other stuff though, like crystals and tarot cards and how to cast mind control spells on you etc.
>samefagging for 10 hours againgood lord
>>222501337mommy
>>222509462>Bellatrixit was probably mcgonagall.Id do mcgonagall if she wore her witch costume.
>>222502821She supports mass deportations and is anti-zionist? Or "kosher" right wing views?
>>222508609The left hates her for disagreeing on one issue, and the right loves her for agreeing on one issue
>>222501240Arnold Schwarzenegger deliberately farted in her mouth during their fight scene in End of Days. She had a fight scene with Arnold Schwarzenegger and was getting the upper hand for most of it lol
>>222511887They're all second hand stories. Autistic girls were too slutty for me (definitely a contributing factor to my low body count compared with my friends).
>>222512481>and the right loves her for agreeing on one issueSpeak for yourself. The "people"(see:crypto lefties) ITT now admit that they're okay with those freaks as long as they pass. In a few months they'll start saying "they're not bothering anyone who cares"This was their(crystal cafe) whole plan for invasion btw. /lit/ and /pol/ called them out over a year ago which is why they've stopped trying to push her there as based
>>222501337I bet she's such a great lay. You can just tell.As an oldfag, this is the kind of broad that is wife tier to me. Especially if she isn't neurotic and is low maintenance emotionally.
>>222512481It really goes to show how batshit the fake sides are.Nietzsche was wrong about a lot, but he hit the nail on the head with "expendable masses."
>>222501818He's such a phenomenal actor too, good for him
>>222501818is this why she and Tim Burton divorced?
I have never had sex
>>222501337Irish genes. I.FUCKING.KNEEL.
