>Medieval movie>2 armies charge at each other full sprint and break formation as the main characters all win a bunch of 1v1s against enemy soldiers I want a fucking boring ass shield wall against shield wall push off, dammit! I hate normies so much. Why can’t we have one (1) accurate medieval movie?
Medieval films should focus more on court politics and intrigue. Not battles. I'm bored of "original" medieval films about peasant revolts and kings on campaigns.
>>222501850The court of Edward III and his son Edward of Woodstock would be quite interesting.
>>222501880Or the Black Prince. Or better retellings of Elizabeth I. Or Richard III.
movies and tv for the spectacle, it's a medium for retards, read books and play video games if you care about accuracy
>>222501798You do know shield walls fell out of favor rather early in the Middle Ages, right?And the 1v1 meme actually happened because knights were super armored compared with everyone else even before plate emerged + knights were better to capture and hold for ransom and singling them out was the best way to accomplish that
>catapult knocks giant hole in castle wall on first hit>captain yells “fire” for archers to start shooting>opposing European armies don’t speak French to each other >soldiers use swords>start climbing walls first day of siege >leather armor>all characters aren’t fanatically religious >Scottish characters have kilts in 13th century >horses charge at spears DROPPED
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>>222501850There is only one movie about peasant revolts coming out. The rest of Medieval movies and t.v. shows are those complicated chess board psychotic maneuvering movies and t.v. shows about the rich and powerful.
>>222501913Edward of Woodstock is the Black Prince , noob
>”medieval” movie>it’s actually about early modern europe >medieval movie>there’s no social classes but dirty field working peasants and the royal family >medieval movie>everything is dark and monochromatic >medieval movie>nobody knows anything about the world except the “weird” or “esoteric” character>medieval movie>it’s actually just a poorly executed analogy for contemporary events >medieval movie >it’s actually just a rewrite of shakespeare why are they like this?
This may be because i am portuguese, but i really dislike when a movie is portrayed as medieval but it's the XV Century
>>222502620>everything is dark and monochromatic They do this on purpose. Past bad because relative homogeny and Christianity.
the last kingdom had them atleast in season 1
>>222503383How do you even beat this?
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>>222503507your own wall but your soldiers are chads
>>222503507Pikes, arrows, and horses.
>>222501798YEAH WE LIKE THIS
>>222502620>Dude peasant revolt >It's just like antifa!
>>222503507Form your own shield wall and walk very slowly until your touch and then push until one side falls over.
>>222503851Antifa are dipshits who want everyone to be freaking LGBT and Communist and are antichristian and pro-muslim. They are nothing like the peasants of Medieval Europe.
>>222503896This is how seventeenth century pike combat worked actually
