But /tv/ told me only chuds hate the movie and we should trust astroturfed review scores?
He explains a bunch of things he hated:www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFx-mDlauKM
nolan always sucked desu. thought we know this since batman 3
>>222502588but yourdogsassholesucks is a woke tranny so odyssey must be 10/10
>>222502588>>222502605>cant post link in opkek, you know what that means
>>222502605>admits he never read the book and doesn't care about it>doesn't understand why people say a black Helen of Troy is out of place1. Because she is described white-armed, fair, lovely-haired and beautiful in the story and never as black or having afro hair, which would be crazy to omit2. because it's a legendary tale and oral legend meant to sound believable to its original audience>but but it has crazy fantasy thingsThat's why it's even more important for it to at least have inner consistency and black and Asian characters everywhere break that and we all know it's for quotas.Funnily enough he can acknowledge that it's a total meme cast but I suppose still has to race-cuck because he is a good leftist.
>>222502588>people still give this diaperfur attentionnot that I think odyssey is that great, he just sucks and his reviews are like watching paint dry
>>222503020What does it mean?
>>222503060>>admits he never read the book and doesn't care about it>>doesn't understand why people say a black Helen of Troy is out of placeHe's just like Nolan
This the dog fucker?
>>222502651>if I make this movie, will you die?it would be extremely distasteful>you're a racistto you
>>222503091iykyk
Objective turd movie only someone who never watched or played anything else in that genre or inspired by Greek mythology could think is good because it's their first time experiencing this stuff. Unironically Hercules and Xena are a more soulful interpretation.
I didn't agree with many of his takes on the movie like the parts where he didn't get what was happening, some were valid but idk how he missed that Matt Damon grabbed that bird, BUT i bigly agree with the aspect ratio/imax rant and how much actual cinema and impact is lost by cropping the movie like that. Fucking retarded move by Nolan
It's too ugly, boring and cheap looking and thinks it's above some of the coolest things like actually showing the gods. I did read that Nolan wanted RDJ as Poseidon but for some reason all we got was some wind and waves.
>>222502588>hates by the right and the leftat least it still has bots and normies
>>222503279>normiesUntil they find out, and then he's -1 normie. Which is why he's so aggressive in striking channels that make documentaries exposing him.
Never gonna watch it. The horse looks dumb--nothing like something people could’ve casually made back then, let alone from shipwreck salvage. If you fuck up something so fundamental Idk why I should give you three hours of my time.
>>222503308i mean the shitty movie which i think feeds on low iq normies and bots
>>222502588>didn't read it>can't follow basic plot beatsWhy would anybody care what this retard thinks?
>>222503639Some people take making fun of retards that recap movies poorly very very seriously.
>>222503639>thinks more than 2% of the retards who glaze this stinker of a movie read the book
Molyneux read it and hates the movie even more https://x.com/StefanMolyneux/status/2078290031521804763
>>222502588It was OK. I am familiar with the source and I didn't like how they kind of made Odysseus le generic action hero man instead of focusing on his cunning and deceitfulness which was his defining trait. I also hate that they got rid of all the humour like the Polyphemus scene.
>>222503779>glazeThat statement applies to both camps lil zoomie
dog.rape.
>>222503072He isn't into diapers thoughbeit, I studied his furaffinity likes (for... research).
Personally, I wouldn't fuck a dog, but we can all agree a dolphin is fine, right?
>>222502588Is it true he posted a video of himself getting fucked in the ass by a nigger or was that all bullshit? I thought no one would do this but nikocado's spread asshole sobered me to the capabilities of internet celebrities
stuff they ruined or changed so much that it wasn't good anymore>the lotus eaters>the trojan horse>Odysseus did not deceive the cyclopsstuff I liked>Anne Hathaway as Penelope>the whole Circe scene>Robert Pattinson
>>222503962Excuse me
>>222503962Anon, almost every fag posts themselves getting fucked in the ass on the internet.
GET THESE DOG FUCKERS OUTTA HERE
>>222503855>>222503994Yeah. There's stuff I really liked and shit I hated. It's biggest crime is robbing Odysseus of his character, though. Turning a roguish king into a self serious buzzkill is a baffling choice. Why even tell his story? Nolan turned an enchanting adventure into a grueling slog. Maybe that says something about us in a Mera way. Ultimately I think if you meet it on it's own terms, though, you can enjoy it but leave expectations at the door.
Is he/xe/whatever ever going to upload Lion King pt. 2? That's all I care to watch of xirs.
>>222502588He also hated Spider-Man Brand New Day.YMS has more balls than Mike Stoklasa of Red Letter Media.
>>222502588People can shit on this guy but his videos are entertaining and he makes good points like 65% the time.
>>222504493>He also hated Spider-Man Brand New Day.maybe he just has a working brain despite being a degenerate. bnd is so ass
>>222503962Nah, just some disgusting nude pictures
>movie comes out 15 years ago>has colors>has good costumes>has way more interesting set pieces>has all white cast with some browns/greeks in between>has brad pitt cameo>has fat tits>has cyclops joke>has gods you can actually see with cool art direction>has adventurous hans zimmer music
>>222502588Call me when he makes a 1b movie
Fantastic observation of how it's cut to hell and turned into montage. This guy knows what to look for and that makes for a deeper understanding of seemingly simple frustrations.
So IMAX has over 1800 screens in the entire world but only 40 are worthwhile? And out of those 40, four are outside US?That's bigger scam than onlyfans, lol
>>222505650It's cut because the technology doesn't exist to roll a 3+ hours movie.Nolan is ahead of his time, constrained by our shitty technology
>>222505924>the times of india
>>222503178I don’t understand why they don’t just convert the film to digital for other theaters and screen it in a proper aspect ratio on a smaller screen. I was lucky enough to watch a 70mm, that and the sound design was what made the experience so great
>>222503308What documentaries exposing him?
>>222502588This is what I rated it and I only watched a camrip. It's a shit film, no I don't care about your culture war the movie is terrible.
>>222502588I randomly saw him react to the Hansen movie trailer for some reason today and saw he's grown his hair back out (not in a nerd way this time either but in a feathered hair tranny way), wears earrings, and has long manicured black nails.jesus
>>222502588Why would I give a single fuck what a dog fucking tranny faggot thinks about this movie, positively or negatively?
I hate how the most level headed review that agreed with my general sentiment was made by the dogfucker. It at least was a breath of fresh air compared to the cock sucking seminar Jay gave this movie, what an arthouse hack!
acting
>>222503962It's absolutely true, he posted it himself on some degen furry twitter profile. Threads were slammed here with it>>222504763Definitely a video, be glad you didn't see it
>>222502588E-CELEB KIWINIGGER PROXY THREADS ARE NOT ON TOPIC
>>222505334Who would be a better director though?
>>222507031with fetish freaks it never stops. same is true for society (see gay marriage and where we are today)
>>222507211samefagging, he didnt do that
>>222502588It seems reasonable he's seething because he didn't watch it in IMAX1570If you didn't watch it in IMAX you didn't watch it
>>222507371jannies hate you btw
>>222508255>gay autists hate you btwoh no
>>222508457you should know faggot
>>222509938He should try this look. It'd help trick stupid people into thinking he was smart.
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