How would you make Skyrim into a film?
>>222502716main character is a cat from elsewhere that slaps people and suplexes them to death
>>222502716There's already a skyrim movie series
>>222502716take the actual videogame plot and cut away all of the surplus until the movie is 120 minutes long. hollywood trying to reinvent the wheel is why all the videogame adaptations fail. pay the team who did the dragon animations for Damsel. add some gore when the dragon starts tearing villagers apart make the protagonist lose an arm
>>222502716I'd make it looks like modern day NYC/Los Angeles
>>222502788>No female argonians with big titsTrash.
ripoff The Thing and have it be about people stranded on a freezing mountain and one of them is a vampire
Hammerfell for the RedguardsCyrodil for the Imperials Skyrim for EVERYONE
>>222503113That actually sounds kind of kino
>>222503113This but have most of it happening in a nordic crypt
>>222503113I reckon set in a castle and steals from the movie clue
>>222503113The glowing eyes would give it away no?
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>>222502716>How would you make Skyrim into a film?With transwomen, jeets, and ai. You?
>>222502716I wouldn't. Fun game, but bland lore.
>>222502716make the stormcloaks MAGA-adjacent
>>222503113>make it the werewolf game that already has a movie exactly like that but make it vampires instead of werewolves, a movie that also already exists and has multiple sequels And this is Skyrim HOW?
>>222503906Reddit move
>>222502716batman with bow and arrow
>>222502716Starring John Cena as John Skyrim.
Take oblivion and make it a buddy comedy about a punctual imperial scribe getting lost and working with a shady khajiit caravaner to make it back to the imperial city just in time for his daughters wedding. Plane trains and automobiles but with oblivion absurdity
>>222502716I wouldn't.
>>222502716Anthology TV series that tells the story of a different character or faction each time. It would take some work to unfuck the horrendous writing in the game, but it would print money.
>>222502716I wouldn’t because video games are shit movie IPs and anyone who argues others is an idiot that ignores every single adaptation is an artistic failure and financial flop.
>>222502716I'd make it how the jews would want me to. Make 1/2 the characters alphabet weirdos, 3/4 of the characters black (but not red guards), the other 1/4 red hat wearing racist chud nords, dragonborn would be a cunty dyke bossgirl with that stupid haircut.
>>222502716I wouldn't but a tv series could work. Safest bet is just a human nord MC sympathetic to the stormcloak cause follows the main quest mixed with the civil war story
>>222502716>Skyrim>How would you make Skyrim into a film?
>>222503086I'd watch that
>>222502716>Jarl Ulfric gets casted as a Redgaurd
>>222503906miggers are the empire now: rotting, demoralized, weak, controlled by other substances, still hangin to the ole glory days, still trapped in the same nationalist illusionWe can argue that they are 'stormcloak' in 2010s, now everything changed and they're shifted to the opposite side. As for the stormcloak though, i still have no idea who are they supposed to be in le modern political symbolism
>>222505165>>222505177GMS
>>222502716I'd shelve it and instead make a Morrowind: Fargoth Saga which is all about his magic ring, who stole it, how they're hunted down and how Fargoth's life changes forever. I know my show would get the /tv/ demographic.
>>222502716Wait until AI is perfected and some nerd autist gives it the proper respect it deserves. Hollywood and thr DEI studios like Netflix cannot be trusted
>>222505276Make it about Gaenor instead.
>>222505306No.
>>222505393Fuck you, I'll be back in 24 hours.
>>222502828The actual "plot" of Skyrim sucks. It's easily the worst part of the game. An adaptation of any of the guild quest lines would be way cooler in my humble opinion.
>>222502952holy shit kill yourself
>>222502716Ignore all the side quests except the storm cloaks vs imperials one and tie it in to the main story, movie ends after killing Alduin and it's never answered which faction will take power. Show the high elves as the real bad guys with zero ambiguity so attention paying viewers will notice the civil war was a sham
>>222505743All the guild questlines suck too though
>>222505814The DLC questlines were alright.
>>222505775Y R U GAY?
What about casting? Who will be the mighty dragonborn?
>>222505177lol… you lost tranny. No more illegals for you.
>>222506614Timothy Chalamet. Or the mystery meat from that pikachu movie.
>>222506614Zendaya
>>222502716Set it in the sky on a rim
>>222506774Your mom rimmed me in the sky. I'm talkin mile high club baby WOOOO
>>222506774Sky's rim belongs to the nords!
>>222506761Would be funny to see her fight a cgi dragon.
>>2225027164 hours single shot no breaks or cuts scene of me mate pressing my lusty argonian maid cumming inside her back to back to back to backShot in 8k and smellovision
>>222502716I wouldn’t. I’d wait for someone else to make a shitty Skyrim movie, that would make money despite everyone agreeing that it’s shitty. Then I’d swoop in and make the critically acclaimed Dragonborn sequel, with a heavy focus on Apocrypha and Herma Mora.
>>222503925>make it the werewolf game that already has a movie exactly like that but make it vampires instead of werewolves, a movie that also already exists and has multiple sequelsWhat the hell are you talking about?
>>222505048>Originally, our Skyrim expansion saw the Dragonborn lead his victorious civil war faction on a military campaign against the Aldmeri Dominion, straight into the heart of Summerset Isle, complete with dragon air-support.>But it was too intense.>So we just threw somethin' together with vampires! Enjoy!
Elder scrolls universe without being directly tied to any of the games. Literally that easy.
>>222510884Gonna have to agree.
>>222502716fast forward through the main story, maybe 20 minutes, focus the rest of the film on the dragonborn dlc where miraak is mad as fuck everyone forgot about him and you took all the glory. this can be 140 minutes
One guy, trying to walk from point A to point B but he's interrupted every 30 sec by bandits, wolves, discovering a dungeon and putting a cross on his map to "explore it later" and use the shout to clean the sky
3 hours of some fag at his computer fine-tuning his fourth modlist in mo2 after the 10th CTD that day until he gets sucked into the game isekai style, ending him with getting killed by a random wolf at the last second, which segues into the Helgen intro
>>222511935>It's another episode where a level 2 characer walks near someone in a town and gets forced to start a quest>Quest marker is on the opposite corner of the map.
>>222502716Trilogy1. Main quest and civil war2. Dragonborn dlc3. Dawnguard dlc, join the vampires of course
>>222506664retard
I know the main quest is generic fantasy shit but it is kind of kino, I can't lie
>>222505276more like Faggoth
