Ernest Goes to Work
>>222502727>And in five years, I'm getting promoted to management, know what I mean?
>I licked my boss' balls. I'll be a million4aire CEO any day now
>>222502727zoomers can't handle this trvke
>>222502727>>222502727>Ernest Goes to Work
>>222502923I mean yeah. I live in commifornia, I make about 60000 a month but I use about 4000 just to exist. 2 G's hardly cover anything
>>222502923so he left the house at 7 am to feed some pigeons at 1 pm and only after that go to work
>>222502727Never noticed how small and smooth his hands are in this, like a womans.
I'm 28 and have never had a job.
They should do this instead:https://youtu.be/RDztb_gIZ4w
>>222502727>Yes sir... Your old pal Ernest has his hands on the FINEST technology of this modern age. Like this! Microsoft Ooooutlook, Microsoft Auuuuuthenticator, Microsoft Teeeeeams (it makes me feel like I'm on a team!), Microsoft Wooooord...>...Boy, it sure is takin a while to load all these programs. Hey Vern, if Microsoft makes all these fancy computer programs, how come none of them work so good?
Socialism makes workers work longer hours for less pay.It's retarded,Libertarians were right about everything
>>222503095Emiru?
>>222502727> I am grateful to be soulcucked into eternal servitude without compensation> I believe it is my employer's right to fuck me over any time he wantsThere is a subtle divide between the libertarian-esque 'doing the hardest things for me and my own' and the bootlicking scum mantra of 'doing the hardest things for the benefit of my employer'. If you aren't getting compensated, then quit. You aren't doing you or your family a favor by not quitting because 'Im no quitter' despite not actually benefiting. Not saying this is what lowe actually believes, but he sure seems to dip his toes into it frequent enough
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I understand that the world is not fair, and I'm OK with that. I do not resent the success of others, and I accept that my safety is my responsibility. If Koch Brothers X Palantir mutilatron 5000 kills my child on Yom Kippur I will find a way to be happy. I do not 'follow my passion,' there are Flock X Amazon Ring X Palantir trifecta to do that for me. I understand that being in compliance does not neccessarily mean I'm out of drone range.
>Was told I should be expected for Promotion for the next cycle (April) back in Feb>Still not promoted yet because my loyal company is froze promotions:3 I LOVE WAGING!
>>222505228Yet you haven't resigned, making you a docile golem
>>222505228It could be worse. I got my masters and they didn't even give me a pay raise.
>>222502727Who is this supposed to appeal to?
>>222503997Being a lust object is a full time job. Team Maya higa, by the way.
>>222503997Built for reverse paizuri
>>222505228Companies do that "string you along" stuff as a test. If you don't kick up a fuss or threaten to leave then you've just signaled to the company that you're a bitch and should be treated as such. If it's not in writing then nag them until they put in writing.
>>222502727I agree with 2/3rds of these. 9 especially.
Don't compare Jim Varney to this fag.
>>222502727Ah yes, the rich celebrity who only has to work two week a year is lecturing us about work ethic.
>>222507085You are a rube. You need an education that is certified so they could actually use it for getting hired.
>>222503012Used to make 2800 washing dishes/cooking. Then again was doing like 70 hour work weeks. Neeting now on my savings. Can't really imagine anyone surviving off anything less than 2000usd a month.
point 6 sounds like a threat lol
>>222502727>I will never blame anyone for the challenges I faceThe sentiment is fine, but if you don't acknowledge that some things are out of your control you will go fucking insane.>t. went insane
>>222502727>guy who has spent his entire life hosting low effort TV shows>now just does the talk show rounds complaining that nobody takes blue collar jobs>just makes shit up about how much jobs are paying and how many are available
