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>BA-DA-DA, BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA, BA-DA-DA
>BA-DA-DA, BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA, BA-DA-DA
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>>222503352
That brief period where every summer blockbuster had a hit single on the radio.
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>THER-R-R-R-E...
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For me, its Deep Water
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>>222503352
How was such an absolutely banger wasted on a film like this??
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>>222503765
It was certified kino.
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>>222503765
The best Batman movie.
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>>222503352
There used to be a nagging monster, alone, out to sea,
You behaved,
The light on the dark side of cheese,
Loove remains,
A drug that’s behind Notting Hill,
But did you know,
That if you glow,
My eyes become strong and the sight has no way to be clean
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>>222503765
it's one of the best batman films
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>>222503881
Perhaps, but its still a batman film
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He did a cover for Space Jam
https://youtu.be/XTiqypeKeRQ?si=pya26yYIDRa_tpMG
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>>222503765
because the message of the song is just "get laid" just like the sexual tension of post Burton and pre Nolan Batman movies
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>>222503352
Why is seal singing for a bat. He should be singing for penguin
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>>222503921
Oh look at this chez artiste motherfucker. You watch any Bergman lately, faggot?
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>>222503352
i was telling a story the other day about when i used to go to the cinema daily in the early 90's, and it made me realise how many "blockbusters" were made back then compared to today. in 1990 alone we had picrel. further down the list is jacobs ladder, edward scissorhands, tremors, BTTF2, my left foot... it just kkeps going.

now we're lucky if we get 1 decent film a year. wtf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4esUn73Z-c
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>>222503352
how do you get kissed by anything on the brain
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>>222503352
i cannot listen to this song at any time outside of the winter season, anyone else have a song or two like that?
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>>222504068
No, but I can't play Mirror's Edge except in summer.
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>>222503988
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>>222504068
this always struck me as a spring night song for some reason
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wistful negro
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>>222503765
Seal tried to sell this song to various radio and movie people for years and everyone declined. Then it was bought for Batman Forever as a throaway song for one scene that was cut, until someone had the balls to suggest it as the credits song and a promo song. Then it blew up.
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>>222504144
i only play Banjo Kazooie in the summer
>>222504217
interesting. might have something to do with the time of year i first heard it im sure.
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>>222503988
jim carrey alone had ace ventura -> the mask -> dumb and dumber all in 94
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>>222503976
kek
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>>222503765
I always associated the song with Returns for years. I was disappointed when I found out it was actually from Forever.
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>>222504068
In the Summertime -Mungo Jerry
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>>222504309
a legendary run
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Buffoonery status?
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>>222504742
>Well known comedian
>Playing wacky character in a campy interpretation of a comic book
>Gets mad
What was his problem?
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>>222504815
Nicholson made anywhere in the ballpark of $60-90 million from Batman, so when Tommy got signed, he probably figured the way to play these movies is to play them big. And when Jim got signed, he immediately realized you can't out-Jim Carrey Jim Carrey.
And its a real goddamn shame because Tommy would have been an excellent Harvey Dent in a more serious take on the role, but that's just not what the picture and tone of the movie demanded.
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>>222504968
I sit through modern sonic sequels because Jim Carries the film
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His daughter is so hot
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Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, /tv/ MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could delete every single post on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>222506333
>his

I don't think so.
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>>222503765
That whole soundtrack is bangers
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>>222506333
He's way too black for her to be that pale. Michael Jackson kid situation. Seriously look at octaroons and it's more obvious and that's by american nogs who are just 2/3 black to begin with.
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I only realized around the time of funhaus that this was a big deal song. I remember seeing a couple of times but never thought ot was a big deal. Had no idea that it had such cultural cache.
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>>222503721
It was at least a 10 year period. We used to have it good.
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>>222503976
Based learned anon.
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>>222503988
What happened to us. No seriously why is EVERYTHING so fucking shitty now
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AND THEY SAY THAT
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>>222506769
9/11 specials and this fucking song on the radio everyday was awful for my teenage years.
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MY FLIGHT PLAN
MY PAVEL
MY BANE
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>>222506796
I miss it.
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>>222504015
based dean
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>>222506714
it feels like i see actors on red carpets more than i see them in actual movies nowadays. i don't feel the current generation respect the profession as much actors did back then. we used to have actors, now we have "celebs" selling a product
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Seal is a huge Alice in Chains fan. He's honorary white.
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>>222503954
The singer is disfigured and still was able to pull a supermodel. No doubt "just get laid" seems reasonable to a man like him.
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>>222506610
She’s his adopted daughter.
His biological son looks a lot like him
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>>222506800
This meme is so adaptable.
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Buffoonery status?
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>>222507483
Unsanctioned
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>>222504742
Unsanctioned.
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>>222506151
Jim TOTALLY Carrey'd this film. Goddamn, he was TRYING with whatever the fuck the script was. This movie was fucking wacky enough as it was with its batshit plot of mind control and neon paint street gangs. I feel kinda bad that Tommy was upstaged hard but man, they caught Jim Carrey at the height of Jim Carrey.

This movie is still crazy as catshit, though. Its in a lot of way very overtly homoerotic but at the same time, there are some hot chicks in it that completely balances it out somehow. Nicole Kidman was at her hottest at this point, although Drew Barrymore was a little bit of an odd addition. Jim just ran with what he got and made it a fun movie, if not a weird one.
Very style over substance but MAN, is it stylish.
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>>222507566
>>222507496
But if I just wanna:
>Uhh-ruhruhrrr-uhrurh-rruhh-ruhhrurhhuh?
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>>222506963
the africans that migrated to the UK in the 50's (his parents) were hard-working, rich folk with good educations and strong christian values. they loved and admired the queen and country. the africans arriving now are uneducated thugs that hate christianity and whose sole aim is to rape and destroy everything the west has to offer.
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>>222508074
Yet all black British singers look like homeless crackheads for some reason
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>>222508151
Tricky was great in. The 5th element and he does some cool songs.
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>>222503765
It wasn't even the first film to use it, Never Ending Story 3 used it first.
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>>222507255
hes not that disfigured. hes still got a good looking face and nice body. he just had lupus so he got some scars
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>>222507759
>Its in a lot of way very overtly homoerotic

bats are famous for shitting, and gays lick shit, it's obvious.
robin, sounds like robbing, another word for burglary, which also means gay anal rape.
alfred, "half" "red", meaning a dick covered in blood after raping robin.
detective gordon looks like j edgar hoover, a notorious heterosexual
riddler, sounds like fiddler, and all gays are made after they've been fiddled.
gays are also riddled with diseases and intestinal parasites.
gotham, "got" "ham", ham is pink like a male anus.
film takes place mostly at night, night sounds like tight, a man's anus is tight.
he has a batmobile, penises are mobile because they can move, gay sex.
riddler has a cane that turns from a question mark into a skull. the cane is now shaped like a penis, meaning he's really carrying a gay penis that he puts in his anus
notice there's no sex scene between two face and the two girls, because two face only puts his penis in men's amuses.
the villains steal memories, which is the opposite of feeling mammaries, therefore ipso facto visa vi gay sex.
despite capturing nicole kidman, riddler and twoface refuse to have sex with her, as they'd rather wait for their grindr date aka batman and robin
wayne enterprises is in a tall building, like a giant erect penis with jizz flying out the top into the sky, which looks like men's buttocks
kiss from a rose? might as well be kiss my (male) rosebud

all the clues are there.
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>>222508308
>all the clues are there.
I know, right?
I just wish Joel wasn't so discreet about it.
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>>222504469
Same. I think Catwoman made me think it was from Returns.
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>>222506172
kill yourself
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Good song.

Bad movie.
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I think we all know who did it best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zXKtfKnfT8
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Nicole was at her absolute goddamn hottest in this movie and I'm sick of that never getting mentioned in any of these Batfag threads.
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>>222508074
Regression to the mean says that even those who arrived in the 50s with good qualities and the best intentions leave behind progeny that poison the nation from within.
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>>222506757
Still have all 4
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>>222506830
Miss me with that shit. I discovered muse and interpol just a few years ago.
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>>222509186
its not usually their children that commit the crime either. its mostly newer immigrants who do, like anon said.
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not a fan of that sappy shit.
Crazy is a legit banger tho
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>>222508074
the only difference was the first lot were tame and in proportionally small enough numbers that they behaved like the 'guests' they were.
>>222509186
"wegweshun to the meme" doesn't mean what you plebbited faggots think it means. mindless cunts.
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>>222508308
thought I wrote that post a year or two ago
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>>222503988
Damn what a lineup
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>>222509841
kiss from a rose is not a sappy song at all. if anything its a bit of an abstract romantic baroque pop song.
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>>222503988
>10 sequels in the top 50
it was already doomed
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>>222503352
He showed up around the same time as R. Kelly and was often compared to him. Oh boy, their lives couldn't have taken bigger directions.
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>>222506714
>What happened to us. No seriously why is EVERYTHING so fucking shitty now

Look at time spent and where the money is:

You are lucky if ONE film makes a billion a year. Meanwhile people spend 6-9 hours a day on social media on addiction apps. Those apps are making billions. It's really quite simple. Our attention spans moved onto something else, and the economy followed with it.
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>>222510563
But no sequels in the top 6, that's pretty good.
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>>222510632
she flushed her genes down the toilet.
should bring back witch trials
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>>222503976
Lmao
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>>222503352
I counted the DAs and you missed one and at least another BA.
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>>222503765
Batman Forever was one of the biggest debuts of all time when it came out, and the song was everywhere and always on MTV.

In the end he won Record & Song of the Year at the Grammys. Without Batman, the song never makes any traction as the album had come out like a year + prior.
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>>222510691
Endless whining. Seal is kinda goofy looking and a pure blooded african. He marries an Anglo and makes mixes. those mixes marry more anglos and so forth. Soon they become pure looking anglos.

Deniro is the one who fucked up. He's goofy looking and he then married an ugly ass black woman so he produces goofy looking kids. See if De Nero was gonna go for a blackie, it should have been a model tier goddess. That even things out.



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