>he's obviously bee keeping age>*panties get moist*what exactly is the ideal bee keeping age range bros?
Why did the creators of Rick and Morty decide to give a high school age character a skimpy outfit, big breasts, and sultry eyes? What did they mean by this?
>>222503553it was pre trump
>>222503553because that's what high schoolers look like
It's the age-old meme from yesteryear. If she digs you, you've got a big cock. If she hates you, you got a microdick. It's like how men go AWOOGA when they see a pair of tiddies.
>>222503436whats sad is, as pathetic and un-sexy as Jerry is, many, MANY men fall even below his standard. Many that are posting in this thread right now even.
>>222503553its called artistic honesty
>>222503553they wanted to have a realistic moment in the show for once
This chubby chick matched with me but she only has a pic of her face and top of her tits. Shes told me she loves biking and hiking and was a lifeguard for 15 years and now shes a school teacher. Im trying to figure out wtf happened to her, if she just gave up on life or what, and if shes even slampig material but i cant figure out either
>>222503788Jerry is supposed to be the same age as me now, and I have no clue why she would have even looked at him for a prom a date. Also, without Rick and Morty around, he is fucking unstoppable
>>222503436just Roiland fantasizing about a minor liking an older dork if that's an episode from before he got canned
>>222503436It's a lifelong pursuit
>>222504087Bite the bullet anon.
>>222504232No one else had asked Beth to prom yet, is the most likely explanation. Maybe other guys were scared or deterred from giving it a shot with her for the same/related reasons Jerry why was interested in her
>>222504623*reasons why Jerry was
>>222503553Schools in America are obviously different than the ones you went to in India
>>222503436High schoolers think they want that big daddy dick until you put their hand on your dick and then they get all awkward and say that want to go home baka
>>222504087She was a lifeguard for 15 years and then got a non-physical job but kept the same eating habits. That and the fact the metabolism slows down at 30 and you have the reasons girls get fat in their late 20s.
>>222504951Shes 32 so that makes sense
>>222504939They want someone to take charge. You putting their hand on your dick is not taking charge.
>>222504087many people, especially women, start gaining weight like crazy once they get past their late teens.
>>222505042Forcing their head to my crotch seems a step too far though. If they snitch you could argue you made an mistake and backed off as soon as they removed their hand
