SPIDERMAN'S REAL NAME IS PETER PARKER
>>222504499How so?
Literally who?
WHAT THE F
umm, no it's not
>>222504499Yeah, so? YEAH, SO?!
>>222504499>Dick Park Here>Ginormous ass meme
>>222504499Imagine if he dropped the N word
literally who
>>222504499uhhhh, spoilers?>>222504617Based and had-your-memory-erased-by-dr-strange pilled
>>222504499Sissy Parker is Spider-Man? That loser can hardly handle gym class, let alone be a hero.
I still don't get what the motivation was for Peter Billingsley to do this was. He didn't seem to have much of a character at all and was just kind of along for the ride. Such a weird arc (no pun intended) considering his character in '08 was arguably sympathetic, being forced into working for Iron Monger.I don't even remember if they explained why he was supposedly resentful of Tony Stark.
>>222504499Spiderman's real is named Miles Morales! He's buying grape soda and skittles from that 7/11 right now!
How is he still so good looking but his sister looks like a corpse dredged from a river?
>>222504499Mysterio was a kino villain and I'm tired of retards trying to drag Far From Home through the mud as if it was a bad movie
>>222504873Mysterio was kino, if not a bit of a retard, but the movie overall is stupid as hell.>Even more screentime dedicated to Peter's stupid fucking classmates and teachers>Edith as a concept in general>Happy x Aunt May>Skrull L. Jacksonbut the worst part is how every character is just stupid. Peter gets a bit of a break because his ignorance is out of desire. He's subconsciously looking for a way out. Everybody else? The backstory for Mysterio? His being there? The Elementals? The aforementioned classmates/faculty? It's just really tiring to sit through two and a half hours and in the end, who wins? Literal fucking retards who act like they're parodies from Scary Movie. I'm surprised Shaq never showed up in any of these films, they're written so fucking stupidly, just from a tonal perspective.Not to mention there's never anything on the line. That's arguably the biggest problem. There's nothing really at stake in the movie, except the vaguely established and highly forced relationship between the titular character and Not-MJ, but MJ loves Peter unconditionally, like a literal mutt. So... where's the tension? Where's the drama? The entire runtime, when it's not showing awful comedic filler, and it shows that A LOT, is just Peter being afraid of rejection he will never experience because the movie takes no risks and sets no real hurdle(s) for its MC. It's just the illusion of drama, ironically.What little it does do is just the same exact shit from Homecoming. May as well have titled the movie>It Happened: Again: European EditionBecause that's all it is.
>>222504499Spider-Man's name is NOT Peter Parker. I am in no way shape or form related to Spider-Man.
>>222504499so?
>>222506358>I
>>222504499Literally who??
>>222504499ELLIOT PAGE'S REAL NAME IS ELLEN PAGE
>>222505143This. They also should have played Mysterio straight as if he was actually from a different dimension but just a lesser, evil sorcerer or something. They already established sorcery with Dr Who/Wanda, and it was after Endgame and their next arc was multiverse stuff (although it would become mishandled anyway)
>>222504499what is peter parker just legally changed his name to spiderman, so everytime someone tried to "reveal" his name its just "SPIDERMANS NAME IS...SPIDER..MAN", and then theyd have to try to explain that peter parker isnt just some weird dude who literally named himself after his secret persona, but is ACTUALLY spiderman.its fucking perfect, hiding in plain sight. who the fuck would believe some autistic superfan who legally changed his name to spiderman WAS spiderman
>>222506540But enough about Odyssey.
>>222504499I was actually hyped during this credits scene thinking the next movie would be every villain in the city out to get him like John Wick ex communicado with that huge bounty on his head
>>222504499k, who cares?
>>222506540Something like this would've been better>ELLEN PAGE WAS ALWAYS ELLIOT PAGEBOY THE MANLET. YOU ARE G A Y.
this was better than the generic love story foid slop that brand new day is
