Celebrity deaths always come in threes. Who do you think will kick kick things off next, and who do you think they'll take out with them? My money is on Jeffrey Tambor dying of a heart attack, Dick Van Dyke dying of old age, and then someone random like Dane DeHaan dying in a freak car accident.
>>222504775They don’t actually die in threes you jackass. You’re just grouping them into three until another three die.
>>222504775I bet it's scary when actors that around your age start dying. Or even the actors you grow up with.
>>222504775>Dick Van Dyke is still alivewtf I thought he died like 10 years ago
>>222506364That was in the Fruit loops timeline
>>222506436>think you're joking>box of Froot Luips in my closet
>>222504775Sadly, it's me. I'm next. You'll know it when it happens.
>>222504775I have it on good authority that it'll be Brad Pitt starting off the next cycle.Probably one of his adopted kids that have disowned him after Angelina Jolly has been pouring bile down their ears about him, going on a rampage for her.That would, of course, have the chain effect of Jennifer Aniston taking their own life. The poor pokie nippled actress never could get over him.Then Paul Rudd would die of old age I guess.
Clint Eastwood, this week. Checkem
>think about death rationally through the day>no big deal>think about death on my bed>for .0001 seconds my heart freezes with abject horror knowing Im heading towards nothingness in a few decadesdoes anyone else go through this sometimes?
>>222507787This happens a lot to me but not necessarily during the nighttime. Once in a while I’ll think long and hard about dying and I start freaking out.
>>222504775Jonah hill will probably die from a single punch from someone who is actually dangerous
>>222504775Kyle Justin.
>>222504775This is such a datalounge thread. I can't believe they died while 4chan lives
>>222507889That place was around since 1995 4chan is 9 years younger
Cap this
>>222507787I do a lot.But that's literally the only reason for me from carrying through a suicide attempt again
>>2225082334chin is 2003I've sadly been here since 2006.
>Why are we filming all of my scenes first?
>>222506364Dick Van Dyke is truly amazing. He's a century old and still more aware and cognizant than people who are a third his age. And that's after spending a good portion of his life as a raging alcoholic.
>>222504775it's time for devito
>>222504775>>222505546>>222506364One of these are next
>>222509203Clint or Eve Marie Saint. Idk who John Astin is
>>222504775Reminder that Jeffrey Tambor got cancelled because he had his character go to the West Bank to meet Palestinian and generally showed Israel was a deeply bigoted place in his show.
>>222506364We were living in the darkest timeline, but the fact that Dick's back may bode well.
>>222508995Penis status?
>>222504854Why has nobody addressed this?
>>222509203Damn Shatner looks goof for 95.Must be the Jew blood rituals.
>>222507787>think about death rationally through the day>no big deal>am constantly reminded through media that one day, either I or my partner will die first, leaving the other alone>tear up at least a couple of times a week over thiswhat does it mean
>>222508677don't do it, justin. remember the good times.
>>222509414Apparently he made Jessica Walter cry repeatedly.
>>222507787>>222509667i hate death so muchaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAA
>>222504775>Who do you think will kick kick things off next?Isn't that the question of the day?
>current year>still asking when the bell will toll and for whom
>>222507742i want clint to live forever
>>222509165>Van Dyke was a heavy smoker for most of his adult life. In a January 2013 interview with the London Daily Telegraph, he said he had been using Nicorette gum for the past decade.It's the nicotine.
>>222507787the worst part is getting older and friends and people your age start dying
>>222509165Alcohol is actually good for your mental health. It’s hard on your liver if you’re not genetically gifted at drinking.
>>222509203It’ll probably be someone younger like Ian Mckellen
>>222509667Don’t worry in a decade or two you’ll be so sick of your spouse that you’ll welcome it
>>222504775>Dick Van DykeTIL Dick Van Dyke is still alive. Damn, he's 100! I hope Shatner makes it up there. He's close.
>>222510740So do I but he was supposed to direct another film after Juror 2 except he didn’t, he just retired which isn’t a good sign
>>222504854>They don’t actually die in threes you jackass. You’re just grouping them into three until another three die.
>>222509267Gomez from the old Addams Family tv series. Also Sean Astin's stepdad
>>222508917I've been on /tv/ since 1996 when it was just a Usenet Fraser fan forum.
>>222507742You feelin' lucky, punk
>>222509203Attenborough
>>222504775No sweetie, and astrology is also retarded. Return to your cuck chair, I'm having some quiet time with your wife.
>>222504775John Lithgow (surfeit of lampreys)Richard Dreyfuss (bad case of the vapours)Clint Eastwood (exit pursued by a bear)
>>222507787esl
>>222507323Mugabe'd
>>222509203Mel Brookes will "die" as viral marketing for Space Balls 3: The Quickening, then just attend the premiere, like a boss, with no explanation.Heath Ledger planned to do that as part of his campaign for an oscar for Batman: the Dark Knight, but high on successfully faking his death, he ODed for real when he was partying too hard. The plan he had cooked up with Nolan was for Nolan to sneak him in to the Oscars, disguised as a large dog, the costume made by Weta so it would be impossible to see it wasn't real, which the director would say was his support animal. The Oscar people would have to let him in with the dog, lest risk offence. When inside Ledger would blag his way back stage, using his Australian charm and if necessary an impression of Crocodile Dundee (as a soon to be Oscar winning actor he would have the skills to imitate Paul Hogan's "Thas notta noife" bit flawlessly). Once there he would turn the dog costume inside out to make it the Joker's costume. Weta are expensive, but do a very good job with silver screen trickery so making a double sided costume would be childs play to them. Then when the Oscar was being presenteted and everyone was sad as they had lost a great actor tragically young, he would jump on stage grab the microphone and hiss:>"Why so serious?"Into it, to the wild applause of the audience as the realised it had all been a ruse and he had been alive the whole time. His dad might have given him a clip around tbe easr when he got home and sex might have been off the table with The Scarlett Witch for a while, but it would be worth it.
>Look up random old actor>born in 1944>still alive
>>222511121Oh no, not the incredibly famous actor Malcolm-Jamal Warner. How we will ever recover?
>>22251459982 isn't that ancient these days
>>222504775>Celebrity deaths always come in threes.Name 10 examples.
