What do we honestly think about brokeback mountain?
really cute edit that made me think about this film>>>/wsg/6213089
Jake is so cute in this movie, I’d take him in the tent
>>222505340a movie to own the chuds
I immediately disrespect any man who has seen this movie.
>>222505461i agreehe's also so handsome herehttps://youtu.be/pt9wnawn7xQ?&t=120
>>222505340Best movie I’ve ever seen
Surprisingly kino
>Break my backside on the mountain
i want try anal sex
gay story written by a woman that doesn't know how men work. common thing.
>>222505851So you're a fan of the Joker, I see...
>>222505851Top or bottom
>>222505899Why are women so obsessed with faggotry
>>222505922i want to be anally penetrated
>>222505966
Why were they both aware of the shaninigans that occurred in mexico?
>>222505923Same weird dynamic where they want to be both men in the situation, I guess.
>>222505966Good boy
>>222505340what a beautiful love story. I love the idea of a guy getting his asshole fucked with pleasure while the other guy gets shit all over his dick and cums, and they both revel in the diarrhea/cum fluids while they embrace each other. the greatest love story told in america period
>>222505923It’s a mystery
>>222505340Why does it called brokeback mountain
>>222506135cause your back be broke after fucking that mountain, duh
>>222505923it is the equivalent of how you feel when you see this
>>222505340I feel like this board fooled me into watching it. Ledger looked especially uncomfortable the entire time, which makes sense since he probably wasn't a fag, and the story was just boring. Anne only has her tits out for 5 seconds, and while they're great, they don't make up for the rest of the boring movie. Best parts were tits and scenery shots. The gay love story wasn't believe.
>>222505492>gets buttfucked to own the chuds
>>222505688>I immediately disrespectThat doesn't mean much coming from a moron that can't even form a single sentence correctly.
>>222506175Are lesbeings really much of a fantasy for guys anymore?
>>222506199you could have just typed "I'm butthurt faggot" and make the same sentiment with less words. conciseness is a measure of intelligence, so who's really the "moron" here
>>222505340I think being a gay cowboy is just impractical. Imagine taking it up the ass all night and then spending all of the next day riding a horse. The pain would be unbearable.
for the record, they are fishing buddies more so than cowboys
>>222506276Would only be a problem for the one taking it.
>>222506276if you use plenty of lube you feel very relaxed and great the next day(a friend told me)
>>222506599It only hurts the first time or two. You know, from what I hear.
>>222505340solid and decently well made film about slowly growing apart from the people you care about as you and the world around you change. midwits will say it's just about le epic cowboy buttsex. 8/10
>>222506213Fuck yeah! Melena Morgan is a sapphic succubus i lust after.
>>222505340I've never seen it, never will, and any knowledge I have of it has been forced into me through memes and no effort of my own.
>>222506241Try hard
>>222506321There's a whole scene how they never go fishing though
>>222505340at the time there was a little controversy, mainly from the religious nuts, but nobody else cared. it was a popular film for women about 2 faggots. a nothingburger.if you made it now there would be a civil war. how far we have fallen.
>>222507160>if you made it now there would be a civil warHow
>>222507160If you made it now it would be pretty tame. I really hate the faggots of today
>>222505340It makes me sad and reminds me that being a fag is kinda miserable...great movie tho
>>222507160Heated Rivalry?
really sad movie, to me it almost reads as anti-gay propaganda or at least a warning about how easy it is to fuck up your life forever. I wish I hadn't watched it.
>>222505899Explains why they try to portray anal sex as something that can me done spur of the moment after a drunken night. Thought it was hilarious how they just acted like anal sex is something that involves 0 prep and you can go in dry no issue.
I'm not gay or anything but if a cute girl wanted me to I'd let a cowboy pound my butt.
>>222505340Not enough hardcore sex.
>>222507525based and same
>>222507545Based deeply closeted norm.
>>222505461>taint
>>222507418He spits on his hand in the beginning.
>>222505492The story is literally chudettes & chuds winning. Jake dies + Heat suppresses himself forever. Total cuhd victory is you actually saw it dumbfuk
>>222507160If this was made today /tv/ would be wall-to-wall crust jokes for months on end.
>>222505688I have seen a part of it in the TV without knowing the title. I thought it's a drama about 2 weirdos who hate the family life they got stuck in, suffer from midlife crisis or whatever.I was right about the weirdos part though.
>>222505340it's one of the best examples of the chinks trying to chip in the subversion efforts to destroy the West.
>>222505340Do fags really go in dry like that?
>>222505966Why? So you can wear diapers all the time? Faggots disgust me
bussy full of beans
>>222505340I had this movie on as background noise while I masturbated to porn on my phone. I stopped jacking off when he got the letter stating DECEASED. I cried for the remainder of the movie. Didnt even get to finish jerking off let alone cum. I was watching a 3 hour long piss and watery puke compilation of hookup hotshot
>>222508310no, you need a lot of lube to make it work
>>222505340Unrealistic. He'd have poop on his dick the next morning
>>222507027that’s the point. fishing was their thing.
>>222506135He done blown out his back
>>222505340Only part I liked was Anne's big tits bouncing around.
>>222505340I know the guy that owns the real Brokenback Mountain. He hates this shit.
>>222505340Faggotry side, it's a very competently made, solid movie. I guess it was Jake's first humiliation ritual too
This is just a movie about wives getting cucked by their gay husbands
I remember a he-man animated series parody on youtube back in the day that did a parody of the trailer for this with he-man and man at arms. I wish I could find it again
>>222506213My peepee can drill through titanium when watching two chicks making out
>>222509757https://youtu.be/yoAgLfjABVg
>>222506276this reads like a fuckin Norm Macdonald joke KEK
>>222505340never seen it but i do wonder, was 'brokeback' mountain intentionally named to be a pun?
>>222507418if your dick secretes an ungodly amount of precum and you spit on it a bit you can make it work from experience
One of my favorites
>>222506175Disgusted?
>>222509544did you kiss him
>"What was the name of the picture again?">"Brokeback Mountain. Broke. Back. Mountain.">"Right, right. I didn't care to go see it because I'm more interested in looking at women than I am in looking at men. I mean, I got nothing against men...what the hey? Everything's everything. But you know, to each his own. And did they have to say 'Oh well, he didn't go and see the movie because so-and-so.' Who cares?"
>>222507418Not that necessarily. If you look at the dynamics of these female-written homo stories, it's always two "macho" men like cowboys or hockey players who give it to each other. In reality, one is typically an effete male who the dominant male fucks. >>222509934Anon, the gland that produces precum is a bit smaller than a pea. It's not making an ungodly amount of anything. The only thing it's meant to do is aid in penetration of the vagina, which lubricates itself. Spit and precum might get you in if you're small, but it's not going to be of any benefit in the thrusting and it'll tear up the anus.
>>222510867I have hyperspermia and I've fucked my boyfriend in the ass a couple times when we didn't have lube thanks to how slimy my dick gets when I'm hornyit's like my dick is drooling when I get hard and haven't ejaculated for a couple daysjust gotta do it slow and really communicate obviouslywhere there's a will there's a way
>>222505340I don't think about it other than to call people homosexuals. Like you OP. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>222505340Gay movie.Never watched it.Not a fan.
>>222511109The gland that makes precum has nothing to do with hyperspermia. It's a completely different organ.
>>222505340Crust kino
>>222505340Filtered morons. So good for that if no other reason.
>>222511262well idkI cum buckets and secrete tons of precumit's just how it is
>>222510851Every movie he's ever seen has featured men, even handsome men.
>>222509665Heat Legend played a gay swimmer in late 90s aussie drama.
>>222509544Put up a sign: NO KISSING B/N MEN
