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I'll suck your cock for $1000
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>>222506385
you can get a german supermodel for $40 in hamburg right now. just saying. if they're wearing black leggings at night, $40.

(they look like this but without the signs saying "reopen our brothels")

germany is wild rn
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>>222506385
What would you throw at 2026 Tara Reid? 15$? Take her to McDonald’s and hope for the best?
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>>222506385
Thats very generous of you mam. Thanks
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>>222506468
chat has this been fact checked?
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>>222506385
The trick is to flash your cash, then say you’ll only pay after, and then murder her and leave her in a ditch in Idaho.
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>>222506505
yeah but the date is wrong, that photo is from 1923
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>>222506505
If it's true (and that's a big if), it's likely a teaser rate to get you through the door. Do anything other than touch a titty and it's probably 5 times that price.
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>>222506385
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>>222506505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIDVwFjWsT8

27min mark
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>>222506385
overpriced bitch
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>>222506729
its weimar 2.0
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>>222506385
You can go to any strip club and get a blow job for for less than 100 dollars, or a handy for much less. I find it gross but you get free entrance after sports games in Philly and there's breakfast buffets and what not. You can also smoke if you want and get generally sloshed, it's a fun now and then activity.
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>>222506468
Do they have a problem with guys with larger then average dicks. Like...just the size of a smaller woman's forearm. For instance.
Do they charge more, do they not serve me or what?
I can cum fast if I concentrate, and it's so sensitive down there that it being hit by the stream during showers is sometimes a bit too stimulating. It won't be a full hour just most of it.

Am I fucked when it comes to escorts there or am I fucked when it comes to escorts there?
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>>222506385
Deal. As soon as you give me the $1000 you can suck it
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i'd pay 20 max to get my meat smoked. i dont care how hot the chick is
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>>222506385
>Ok, but I’m still driving.
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>>222506686
How come whenever I walk up to girls like that they get angry about it and start yelling?
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>>222506886
bro i aint the fucking hamburg tourist board how tf am i supposed to know. also i have a 3 inch penis so i've never had that problem.

good day, sir.
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>>222506932
Anon... The only people sucking dick for 20 dollars are meth addicts....
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I am 32 years old and I never even kissed a girl
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>>222506686
It’s that face PSH makes right after she says it that made me realize that he would have made an INCREDIBLE Teddy Roosevelt.
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>>222506982
Lmao
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I wish I could pay a whore for sex but there is fucking nothing like that in my city
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>>222506385
Sopranos reference.
These two cocks want un thousand dollars.
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>>222507059
i promise you, there is
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>>222507059
this >>222507078
you just dont know where/too shy to ask. look online
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>>222506468
anal or what?
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>>222507078
>>222507115
Where
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>>222506385
Show me the money first you whore
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>>222506480
Penicillin.
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>>222506480
Holy jumpscare batman
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>>222507125
it's an antifa city. what do you think. money will buy you anything. marx said that i think. or was it foucault? anyway yes. they will fuck yoi in the ass if you please. money first.
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>>222506468
QRD please
What is going on in hamburg?
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>>222506385
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>>222507469
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>>222506385
If i were her father i wouldn't even be mad. This kind of enterprising spirit won us the west.
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>>222507551
>you can openly smoke crack on the street in germany now
>it's illegal to take a photograph of a crackhead smoking crack on the street in germany, in case it hurts their feelings, and you will be arrested for it
what a country
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>>222506385
she had no idea the camera was rolling
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>>222507570
different anon, but I think letting in 100Ks of ukrainian women led to a price war for european sex workers
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>>222507637
Goddammit why couldn't Canada have taken them in.
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>>222507570
germany is a left-wing hell. hamburg is an antifa city full of degenerate behaviour. prostitution is rife. drugs are used openly in-front of police. great place to party. awful place to live.
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>>222507570
watch >>222506729
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>>222507515
this is how you get multi-resistant pandemics
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>>222507709
I'm not watching a 27 minute video.
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>>222507637
are you saying the ukranian whores are outcompeting the previous ukranian whores?
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>>222507768
>Jewish nonsense without any historical credence
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>>222507769
put it on 4x speed then it's only 6 minutes
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>>222507827
>4x6=26

wait a minute
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>>222506729
europe is such a shit hole
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>>222506385
The standard exchange rate for a blowjob is to eat the woman's pussy in return. It doesn't get fairer than that.
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Some of these whores really overvalue themselves desu
I'm starting to understand passport bros
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>>222507940
>never been observed in microorganisms
Nice try you fucking kike.
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For anyone wondering, they're both jewish. The one jew says something stupid and then blames jews, so the other jew can racially abuse him for 'being White'. They think this is clever, for some reason.
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>>222506385
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>>222506468
Looks like a Death in June concert.
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>>222507637
Anon, the vast majority of ukrainians dissapeared into sex slavery and carrion pits.
Make no mistake.
The Ukraine was and is being ethnically cleansed on our dime.
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>>222506981
Cuz you're 300 lbs and haven't shaved your neckbeard, changed your sweat pants in 2 weeks and didn't put soap on your ass before you waddled outside for God knows what reason.
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>>222507631
Kek
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>>222507684
Fucking A.
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>>222506565
Hey, stop stealing my moves!
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>>222506468
Why don't they dedicate a street or district for degenerate stuff like tattoo parlors and brothels?
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>>222506849
>Buffett food at a strip club?
WHAT A COUNTRY
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>>222508159
Would have been kino
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>>222508159
>i love war
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What the fuck is the deal with men wanting blowjobs from beautiful women? Any true hetero would eat her ass and pussy doggystyle for $1000. A fucking mouth is a mouth.
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>>222506686
You can see the boom mics shadow at the 35 second mark on the handrail.
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>>222507538
what's jumpscare about this? her fake tits were horrific but she looks fine for being in her 50s
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Was he wrong?
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>>222507538
Still would
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>>222506385
HUH HUH HUH
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>>222506886
No one asked to hear about your cock you fucking faggot.
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>>222507983
Best I can do is a fingering, for eating pussy I demand a rimjob in exchange
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>>222506565
I'm taking notes here, does the order matter?
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>>222506468
Looks like insidious sexbots. Is this what german men are into? I don't mind hookers in fact i prefer them over normal women but damn that's something else.
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>>222506385
You'd have to PAY $1,000 for the privilege, bitch!
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>>222506487
>Pulling a gun on an acquaintance in a public place for a minor technicality
Yeah bro.



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