Taking my chud son to see the new Paw Patrol movie this weekend
>>222507601Whoa, based.
>>222507601For a kids movie, it has a surprising amount of content the adults will enjoy.
>>222507601This sounds like the guy on /tv/ that insists every war movie made by Hollywood that isn't entirely anti American and even those with an explicitly anti war message, are somehow covert govt sponsored CIA propaganda.
I know none of you pay for media or read at all for that matter, but that Economist article is entirely satirical and pokes fun at the people saying that the show is authoritarian.
>>222507601Leftists are such a fucking cancer
Can someone who watches this show explain to me why people always post about cookies in Paw Patrol threads? Is it like a running joke in the show?
>>222508154Makes sense, The Economist certainly isn't a "capitalism bad" outlet
>>222507601I thought I was getting baited, that it was a fake headline. >>222508154Really? This isn't the first time the political left has tried to attack or divert the show for those exact reasons.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/london/paw-patrol-encourages-kids-to-embrace-capitalism-1.5455625
>>222507601Arent they like dog cops and firemen?
>>222508537One of them is a "peace officer" of sorts, but yes the others are all civil servants like fireman, engineers, EMTs, construction workers, etc.
>>222507601>>222508492But aren't the paw patrol funded by tax money, how do you spin that into seething about businesses.
>>222507601>>>/co/
>>222508657Leftists want a state that will crack down on businesses with an iron fist but simultaneously want to completely defang the state of its tools for enforcement, it is a bizarre ideology of contradictions.
>>222508126that's a dog, sir.
>>222508861A dog of legal age and intelligence to consent.
>>222508683Hmmm nyo
Oh yeah, 1 billie here we go.
>>222507601Saw it last Saturday. It was great except that we didn't see the last movie villain, she was hot. And I got the popcorn bucket/cup combo which really shows nobody cares for Rocky and Zuma>>222508145War movies aren't covert war propaganda, they are very open about being war propaganda. Yes, even the ones with an "anti-war message". If youre against gang violence you don't make movies about gang violence
>>222508657Its really unclear. Paw Patrol seems to just be Ryder and the pups
>>222507838it's hecking awesome when the badge niggers have tanks
>authoritarian capitalismis an oxymoron
>>222508133Clown World shit.
>>222507601>>222507838>>222508657>>222509875BIG W for the military-industrial complex.
>>222508133> 2020 article> BLM forced topic yep, that seems about right. I'm sure everyone who was a part of screen rant has been replaced by AI now.
>>222509783>Even a movie cup is gacha now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_GkD5vEaFA
>>222509875It is indeed, maybe the leftists shouldn't have created a society where they so frequently need to bring them out
>>222507838can't wait for the Anduril version of this
>>222507601Why not your chud daughter?
>>222508657>But aren't the paw patrol funded by tax money,As someone who's young relatives really like watching the movie, I can confirm that no they do not get tax funds. They are, in fact, funded completely by Ryder who sells merch of the paw patrol to fund everything. Yes, this is canon. No, the pups did not know merch was being sold of their likenesses. No, it's not illegal, they're dogs.
>>222508657>>222510028The people seething get paid to seeth and have been doing it for literally decades. The economist article was a few days ago.>>222508826Sort of. Buisnesses get pushed or cracked down on based on percieved allegance. Laws get unequally enforcement based on allegiance as well. It's why some governments support mass looting and street takeovers with injuries, but crack down on legit self defense cases
>>222508133Why is everyone still stuck in 2020?
>>222511073Because they are attempting to get rent seeking positions to get paid to dictate to the paw patrol what their operational policies are, similar to the demands for civilian oversight boards. Pic related. It's what a similar group did to Blues Clues.
Please watch Marshall's movie, anons.
>>222511049>The economist article was a few days ago.Oh yeah, the article in OP's thread is new. The Screen rant article is 2020. It's funny how the spin in 2020 was BLM, but the TheEconomist article is a much more vague: "Authoritarian capitalism" post. It's like they don't even have a good movement to stand behind. Just: "Protect your kids from authoritarian capitalism"...
>>222510104You literally just pick which one you want, my local theater has the figures out so you can pick but the further away one you have to ask for the one you want so embarrassing
>>222507838>Entering Martin Luther King Blvd
What does Kenny's pupper look like?
>>222512804Like wet dog
>>222507601Minions monsters movie or this? My 6y old son kinda grew out of paw patrol at 5
>>222508244
>>222512987You just answered your question. kids generally don't like being forced to go back to things that they've outgrown. that's just how they think.
>>222512987is he a chud now?
>>222507601Copawganda
>>222507601WAOw(Based based based based...)
>>222509875If I had to deal with the shit that leftist niggers have created in out society I'd want maximum protection too.That kind of shit wasn't necessary back in the 50's. Shame things have changed since then, huh?
>>222508126I told you not to post that, you dork
I love PAW Patrol.
>>222507601Why are they so aggressively hostile to PAW Patrol?
>>222514287It shows authority figures in a fair light and leftists hate that. Also because of immigration there are now many Muslims in the west as well and they hate dogs. If you have seen /pol/ in recent years there is usually an anti dog thread up because of all the brown posters
>>222507601Enjoy the movie. It is unironically very good.
I wish my nephew was still young enough to care about shit like this, it was nice playing dad for a while.
>>222514287It's hard to insert race shit into a show about dogs
>>222513775Yeah Israel came into existence and now they can sell military equipment to American police, to be used on American citizens! Praise kek!
>>222507838Did someone criticize Israel?
>>222508133I had a black coworker in 2020 that cried real tears (was drunk) while he explained to me that his daughter couldn't watch Paw Patrol anymore because they've been cancelled (by the blacks who control the hivemind, not the network), lol
>dogs have their own tax payer funded police, ambulance and firefighter service >cats go bankrupt because they take an ambulanceI just find that curious
>>222507601>some sayand who are these lunatics
>>222514287They're the left wing equivalent of the southern baptists and AFA. They're the modern soccer moms.>>222517185Frequently, academics, paid by the goverment.https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1741659020903700
>>222517209People get paid to write this dreck and they are just as useless to society if not moreso than beggars in the street
>>222516156>niggers and mexicans>American citizensLol, lmao even
>>222507838Someone make an edit where it cuts to a car driving through a crowd of protestors
>>222507601what are the lore implications of dinosaurs being alive in the modern day paw patrol world?
>>222508133>Ruck riggers, reeheehee
>>222511036Ah I see
>>222507601When did 4chan become so pro-natalism and family oriented? I never would’ve thought I’d see everyone from this website become that way after 15-20 years
>>222519274They get to have sex with dinosaurs.
>>222519274They will just stop acknowledging it later just like dragon ball
>>222516270allah wakbar, this is genocide !
>>222519405I don't think it's family-oriented to ask what's authoritarian about a cartoon dog show?
>>222519445PAW Patrol actually ended up caring about continuity.
>>222519658Never seen Paw Patrol but that looks pretty cool.
>>222507601that pink one is kind of sexy
>>222519658Why can't movies for adults be this cool?
>>222520225Adult stuff has to have boring drama or lame romance shit clogging it up
Is this cartoon just a furry version of Rescue Heroes?
>>222507838KINO
>>222520330No, Thunderbirds.
>>222520330Damn I forgot all about these niggas
>>222508826/Thread
>>222511115What the fuck? When did this happen?
>>222508657All governments have a class character and our government is run by and for the ruling class of capitalists. Taxes are just the surplus value of labor extracted for the COLLECTIVE interest of the capitalist class rather than by individual capitalists.
>>222519405Paw Patrol first aired in 2013. The 6 year olds who watched it are 19 now and obsessed with identity politics.
>>222508154>pay for media or read at allDo tell how being too retarded to torrent makes you more likely to read
>>222508826Its obvious that there are two lefts though. Piker Democrats and TradDems. PikeDems seriously just want to destroy everything because White people made it.
>>222514287The BIPOC mayor is grossly incompetent to the point a preteen boy (that they read as white) and his puppies are the main reason the city hasn't fallen into chaos.
>>222522921He's talking about paying to read the article you silly.
Nobody actually takes this shit seriously. They're just paid to write bullshit that will attract clicks. Diaper furfags still draw Paw Patrol R34 as they did before. Don't ask me how I know btw.
>>222519405Grew up
>>222512987Just ask kids arent shy about what they want to watch. I took my 5 year old to minion monsters despite none of uf having watched a minions movie before because she really liked the commercials. It was actually fun and had a lot of old film references. Its the dead months of the year for sports so she hasnt really seen comercials for paw patrol so im not sure if she wants to go
>>222523574the only media I pay for is my economist subscription and its worth it. About $250 for 3 years, and I pay for the print edition too because its nice to read on planes or look at last month's financial data next to this month's.
>>222519658This is problematic. The artists should really include dialogue about how the team should carpool to reduce carbon emissions and help combat climate change
>>222507601>these animated pupperinos want your childrenz to be A-okay with fashismsor something? Is that the leftist drivel here?
>>222525109Yes the heckin show about militarizinoed policerinos promotes fascism.
>>222520607>>222520330The usual suspects hate the Rescue heroes as well.https://www.jstor.org/content/pdf/oa_chapter_edited/j.ctt46n1tg.9
>>222511036Which ties into selling paw patrol merch in a meta way, as small chidlren will demand merch to support their heroes. Which actually gets them more paw patrol.
>>222516270Aloha's salami and cummies brother the third intifada is nigh what's that nois-... ACK!
>>222520979About 5 years ago. This would be the reboot era with "josh", just like the other two but brownish.They hired Lindz Amer, who makes queer kids shows. Their description not mine. One show is literally called Queer Kids stuff. This is one of the things they produced.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4vHegf3WPU> The team was an absolute dream to work with and it's for sure the queerest thing I've ever seen happen in the preschool space. My main goals were twofold: to try my best to bring specificity to the video, that's where the song's vocabulary came in using words like queer, trans, non-binary, ace, pan and bi. And second, to expand the definition of family as it applies to the queer community, so acknowledging chosen family was a big part of that.--Amer
>>222526526>And second, to expand the definition of family as it applies to the queer community, so acknowledging chosen family was a big part of that.Is this because the LGBTs have an innate incest fetish from their own childhood abuse?
>>222519405contrarianism from our gay satanic world
What in the world is "chud"?
>>222526556I would say it's more chickenhawk behavior, which the community has had since since at least Harvey Milk's era. The idea of "chosen family", where LGBT kids run away or are removed from their familes and raised by some sort of eromenos situation or polycue of queer people is a common theme.Linz Amer is taken seriously enough to be given a TED talk and have books from big publisher. https://www.ted.com/speakers/lindsay_amer
>>222526768a tribe of finno-ugric peoples
>>222526768Its an acronym for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers, an antisemitic dogwhistle for subterranean jews
>>2225184796 months before George Floyd died of a fent overdose a white autistic man having a mental episode was *actually* kneeled to death by police, you don't know this and you don't know his name.>>niggers and mexicans>>American citizensyou know that niggers, mexicans and women can be police officers, right?IF THEY'RE NOT AMERICAN CITIZENS WHY ARE SO MANY OF THEM POLICE OFFICERS?
>>222507601yes daddy please, give me more blue lives media based on respecting authority and teaching me fear = respect, and do it with cutesy animal characters, yes oh my god, daddy please let me lick your boots just a little more, I need that complex flavor of dog shit and dirt, aw yes give me more, I need the taste of FREEDOM in my mouth yes BLUE LIVES MATTER holy fucking shit of course I will donate half my income to afford military grade equipment OH FUCK YES we need this to maintain peace and put those chocolate people in their place OH GAWDDDD
>>222527181I think if you had breakfast this morning you probably would feel better. Tell me, how would you have felt if you had breakfast this morning?
>>222507601>>222508133
>>222508826The contradictions only exist if you take them at their word. Obviously they're not going to get rid of cops, they're just going to replace them with "their" cops. And maybe not call them "cops," but use some dystopian doublespeak like "liberation encouragers" or god knows what.
>>222508154When you cancel maple syrup because of black people you basically lose the benefit of the doubt forever.
>>222522158Marxism is a religious cult.Lenin forced the working class into poverty.Communists are cop cocksuckers.>>222527181Meanwhile you love police in China and north korea
>>222527941Community Enforcers
>>222527941>but use some dystopian doublespeak like "liberation encouragers" or god knows what."Community activists" were the names of the CHOP/CHAZ commies who took over a government building closed off the area, segregated "Farmland" and started roaming the streets with guns while threatening violence if any police official crossed their concrete barriers before eventually shooting an innocent unarmed person and hiding their crime and getting caught on camera yet somehow still getting away with it....We kinda glossed over a communist speedrun huh
>>222527941We've seen the policy in action in shit where they got enough political power to attempt implementation. They pulled police out of the Chazz autonomous zone. The space got taken over immediately by a rapper turned warlord. His self description not mine. They shot the fuck up and murdered some kids who were trying to steal things and flee, causing a car accident and several fatalities, and then they shut the place down and pretended none of it happened.
>>222507601Which Kenny film should I watch this weekend paw patrol or nimrods?
>>222528721>...We kinda glossed over a communist speedrun huhIt's back and forth. The actual number of people willing to put their asses on the line for a revolution is still small, and is duplicated between BLM, anti ICE, DSA shit, and other antifa activities. The funding available to bus these people over between events is down, especially with the post Oct 7 split on israel. The people who tried the real life "one battle after another" raid on ice facilities all ended up failing spectacularly, with the highest body count going to the guy who ended up shooting only detainees and not actually the cops. The latest attempt at managing what was probably a firefight between two groups of gang members, ended up with the mayor firing the chief of police on the spot, the mayor now facing a recall, and still no description of the mass shooter still on the loose other than "had a blue shirt". Unfortunately, there's no guarantee that the next leadership will be any different.
>>222528588Gotta a source for that bud?
>taking the kids to go see our white trash second cousins>A YouTube stream of Paw patrol is on the tee vee>There's a little mexican kid running around with the paw patrol dogsThe fuck?I thought they were all dogs, like it was a world of only dogs.People existing makes me wonder what made dogs come in control of all the major facets of civilization.
>>222529329Surehttps://youtu.be/bWWqhsh848EKeep licking boots you loser lol
>>222529329its not an easy read, its about how the socialists took power, then the ones with power built a whole system to stay in power
>>222507601Paw patrol is definitely pro police propaganda for toddlers.
>>222526768Someone who doesn't drop $100 on Nolanslop tickets and does not subscribe to this month's Leftism 3.5.98.01.xx update.
>>222522158>capitalismIs a word made up by Jews. The "capitalist class" are the federal reserve owners... All JEWS. Wait until you learn the KKK is a Jewish pedophile club that did charity work for blacks. >>222528588Marxism, socialism, communism, feminism all JUDAISM!
BAD DOG!
>>222516098>It's hard to insert race shit into a show about dogsThey'll find a way.
If dogs had human intelligence and language, men and women would absolutely be fucking them 24/7
>>222530483Without question.
>>222528790Por que no los dos?
>>222528790What's absolute cinema is those bazongos LMAO I mean boobs get it? lol
>>222507838>skills for kills, pupper>skills for kills
>>222529904GOOD BOY!>>222530483That they do, that they do.
>>222530483Thou art aware.
>>222529571>Anne ApplebaumKurrrrwa!
Go watch the movie now! We need it to reach ONE BILLIE.
I am tired of capitalists putting out house fires and stopping crime. When communism takes over we'll let every house burn and all crime go unpunished!
>>222507601
Don't let him be cancelled, bros...
>it's outI hope you are all enjoying the movie.
