Burger Queen editionPrevious >>222505409
QUEEN OF BASTARDS
>>222508456What does she yell in place of "niggers"?
>>222508493Kike
>>222508480LMAO
>>222508480Based Baela instantly got me rock hard.
>>222508543Nword lover
>>222508480LOL
somebody get these BASTARDS outta here
He did literally nothing wrong.
>>222508736
the best scene of the entire season
Who tops?Who bottoms?
They did a bad job, I don’t feel conflicted at all siding with the rightful queen Rhaenyra.
>>222508480It's 2026 and you still think crying about pronouns is funnyGROW UP
>>222508456>/got/hotd/dunk/...
How will Rhaenyra respond to the black army routed and destroyed at Tumbleton, losing two of her dragon riders (Ulf and Hugh) and her Hand committing treason?
>>222508808
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
What is to happen first when Dany reaches Westeros in GRRMs outline?
>>222508828I will now watch your show
>>222508825The >Cope.Is what really sell it, kek.
>>222508825Kek was about to post this>>222508808Cry about it, faggot
>>222508836Where he?
>>222508759>giwtwm
>>222508832>What is to happen first when Dany reaches Westeros in GRRMs outline?Depends where she lands first.Dragonstone was taken by Tyrells, but Stannis took all the gold from there.Storm's End is on the verge of a siege by Aegon King's Landing as Cersei's trial coming upWinterfell is on verge of Battle of Ice with StannisOldtown is facing an Ironborn attackThere is probably more, but multiple shit happening all at once. If I was her, I would just straight up strike at King's Landing itself, just completely take the capital while you can as quick as possible.
>>222508857I don’t care about him.
>>222508816It's genuinely comical how badly Rhaenyra squandered her advantage in dragons in a Dragon vs Dragon war. It would be like if the USA in 1943, with our massive advantage in carriers against the Japanese, just started randomly sending individual carriers to try to solo the Japanese home isles, and then handed command of two carriers to Japanese-Americans while constantly treating them like shit and threatening to toss them into the camps. No wonder everyone in Westeros is a misogynist, their only example of a queen ruling by herself was a fucking retard.
>>222508832fresh bowel movement
Imagine the end is Queen Alicent ruling the Kingdoms as regent, and the realm enjoys a long peace and bountiful Summer. The best ending. She can have Aegon III and Halaena sit with her as she reads with them the great history of the Hightowers, and the wonderful Faith of the Seven. She'll talk about how the evil Rhaenyra attempted to destroy the realm for her own elfish greed, causing Aegon III to believe strongly that she was a usurper and that his uncle was the true King.
>>222508759>the best scene of the entire season>Implying
>>222508883>If I was her, I would just straight up strike at King's Landing itself, just completely take the capital while you can as quick as possible. Which is when she inadvertently sets off the wildfire caches
>>222508889You can't have Blackwood twink but not him.Without him, he is just a silhouette.
>>222508913>Which is when she inadvertently sets off the wildfire cachesSo, my theory is Aegon has King's Landing and she accidentally sets off the wildfire. I'm sure it will be more flushed out, but no way le wine queen Cersei is happening. She's a place holder for Aegon.
>>222508828best teacher
Did Helena and Tommen both jump out the same fucking window?
>>222508912
>>222508908>yes, your mommy was sadly an usurper, but you are a good boy>now clean your castration wound and go play with your queen Jaehaera
>>222508808You will never be a real woman
I would have preferred if Stannis took King's Landing, but had to abandon it.Cersei and kids flee city.
fuck the dornish
Hugh didn't betray in the showwhy would he be mad at nyra instead of ulf
>>222508969Nah she’d keep him whole and tell him to put on a wig thats close to rhaenyras hair. while jaehaera sobs into her doll
>>222509047He doesn't need cock for that.
>>222509098To fuck her yes
Witch sex. Witch impregnation. Witch marriage. Witch baby.
>>222508940>So, my theory is Aegon has King's Landing and she accidentally sets off the wildfire.Yeah, I agree. She kills the "rightful" king (I think Young Griff is a Blackfyre, but power resides where men think it resides and all that), while also burning King's Landing to the ground. All of Westeros views her as a psychotic tyrant, which leads to her actually becoming one as she becomes increasingly paranoid and disillusioned, until she actually snaps and that's when Jon kills her.
>>222508456I can't tell of HOTD is good or shit. I can't get a straigt answer.I saw the full scene of Sunfyre returning to Aegon to kill a bunch of soldiers while he yell in glee and it looked kino as fuck but I don't know if he's the only based and interesting character in the show now?
>>222508825Its unironically unfair how no one is nice to her. How do you not expect her to crash out?
>>222509166>I can't tell of HOTD is good or shit.Shit>I can't get a straigt answer.Cuz you’re gay>I saw the full scene of Sunfyre returning to Aegon to kill a bunch of soldiers while he yell in glee and it looked kino as fuckIt was kino, probably the only kino scene>but I don't know if he's the only based and interesting character in the show now?He is
>>222509166For your own opinion??????
>>222509254What were they thinking with Alicent's hair this season
>>222508956Supposedly but it's not true.I unironically thought Haelenas dream was her really going to kill the people and that's how she would have died that would have been so fucking cool. To bad the lesbo hack writers ruined it. I hope Daeron is still alive. I hope they don't fuck up the next season and I hope they add more episodes. Please lesbo writers add 16 epsiodes and make them longer.
>>222509166It's a mixed bag>Season 1 is about the same as GOT S4-5, good tv with some huge flaws>Season 2 is about the same as GOT S7, really bad tv with one or two hype moments>Season 3 is about the same GOT S5, ok tv with a bunch of hype momentsBasically go into it understanding that the quality is going to swing wildly from episode to episode, since they have different writers who have wildly different visions for the series. Characters will magically switch motivations and personalities between seasons, between episodes, sometimes even within episodes. Overall, the show is carried hard by the dragon battles and a handful of genuinely excellent performances (Viserys, Aegon, and Daemon), as well as a few changes that IMO actually improve on the books (making it unambiguous that Rhaenyra's sons are bastards means that the Greens have much more of an argument than they do in F&B).
>>222509266>how can we ruin her character further?
who would you rather have as your sexy crazy queen rhaenyra or dany
>>222509034Everything about the Dragonseeds is propaganda. The book was written from a historical point of view and probably didnt want the public knowing what really happened
>>222509254>>222509266It genuinely feels deliberate and sort of malicious. There's an entire team of professionals involved in crafting the look of all of these characters, there's no way they didn't know what they were doing with Alicent.
>>222509320dany was attractive so her
>>222509320They're both kind of retarded desu. But I would argue Dany, if only because she has 3 full-grown dragons and you could find a couple Valyrian bastards on Dragonstone who you could recruit and promise them whatever castle they wanted in exchange for helping.
>>222509320Dany.
>>222509166depends on what you are expecting from it>do you want a GOT 2?>do you want it to be book accurate?etc, it's still entertaining anyways
>>222509266Thinking about how fat old Alicent has gotten made me look up young Alicent on imdb... it's another they/them. Women are such stupid sheeple it hurts.
>>222508736Having an ale with the lads right now.
>>222509431I could fix her.
>>222509320Danny since she's younger
>go into Tumbleton expecting Battle of the Blackwater Bay kino>instead get D&D's Battle of King's Landing and Ulf killing Ormund to "subvert my expectations"
>>222509128Wouldn't it be years before he goes through the puberty? Mummer's cock would be more in character anyway.
>>222509431>>222509453Tbh there's no real consequence to women identifying as they/them, bi, etc. so it makes sense that it's become so popular among actresses. If the social tides change, they can always flip back. Pretty different from actors, where you have to be pretty well-established to take that kind of risk, and even then there's some backlash (Tom Hardy caught a lot flak for saying he's fucked dudes, iirc).
>>222509558I wanna beat him with a bat
>>222509320Dany because she’s top tier qt.
>>222509558I wasn't expecting Blackwater Bay at all. That battle had episodes of buildup. They knew Stannis would attack so they were preparing for a while, and there were discussions about it, strategies, lots of suspense on if they would all die or not, and some comedic moments attached to it too (like Joffrey giving Stannis a red smile and Varys and Tyrion laughing at him). This was a very sudden "oop, they're outside the gates now I guess"
>>222509621Sucks to think we’ll never come close to a battle of such proportions on television possibly film neither
>>222509621They built it, up in sense there was an army moving to Tumbleton and dragons patroling around it.The issue was it was illogical and stupid to just let them fortify their defensive position for like half a season.It was literally "Oh Aegon is a alive, better invade Tumbleton now, fuck casualties."
>>222509642>Sucks to think we’ll never come close to a battle of such proportions on television possibly film neitherI was expecting the Battle by the Lakeshore to be on par with it, instead I got one scene of Matt Smith throwing his sword around.
>>222509621>I wish we could converse as honest, intelligent men.>I wish we could, too …Best exchange between Varys and Tyrion.
Please, can someone answer why Ormund captured Coryls? What purpose did it serve? The only reason he was even there was to make his purposal to divide the realm up and engage in treason.
TAOOBA!
how many men did Gwyne take with him to Tumbleton? based on the number I saw at Butcher's Ball, it looked like 95% of them.
Does anyone else sometimes speak like Mysaria in real life?
>>222509697Didn't he want to turn Corlys to his side by offering to have Daeron legitimize his bastids and marry Rhaena?
>>222509710>This retard is the reason my family no longer has 20 dragons and uncontested control of Westeros, and now I have to attend tourney in fucking Ashford where my retarded nephew does everything in his power to incite a rebellion
Can someone explain why the witch was helping daemon for the prophecy and now is helping aemond which wants to kill everyone
>>222509697Only thing I can figure is that Ormund had(correctly) assessed Corlys as one of the few people in Rhaenyra’s circle that wasn’t A) insane; B) retarded; C) duplicitous; or D) all of the above. Without him there providing sound council, Rhaenyra wouldn’t even have the option of ignoring it and asking what he’d have her do.
>>222509728>Didn't he want to turn Corlys to his side by offering to have Daeron legitimize his bastids and marry Rhaena?idk because the show never told me.
>>222509778This is a scene though, it's right before he loses a finger (for refusing)
>>222509320dany is cuter but shes barren and cant give me children, so for mad queen gf rhae is better
>>222509765My headcanon is that the witch was getting worged into by Helena during those parts. The dreamers set up the whole plot of ice and fire.
>>222509304>Season 3 is about the same GOT S5, ok tv with a bunch of hype momentsNo way. The only really memorable (not necessarily good) moments in S3 were>Gullet, just because of the spectacle. The battle itself was fucking stupid, with zero buildup. Just the troon piate and Jace getting killed off was enjoyable though, just for being annoying faggots.>Rhaenyra and Matt Daemon show up by themselves at King's landing, which was fucking idiotic but still memorable.>Ser Criston getting pwnd in the face by arrows. All his other scenes were boring>Aegon gets his dragon back and then calls Aemond an imbecile. All his other scenes were good too. Really, he carried the entire season with maybe 40 min of combined screen time.>Tumbleton, even though the order of battle was completely nonsensical but the spectacle was still good. Out of all these memorable moments, the only truly enjoyable stuff involved Aegon and Daemon still carries every scene he is in.So there is no way S3 HOTD is anywhere near as good as S5 GOT, on characters alone. The Hardhome episode alone is better than anything in HOTD.I agree though that S1 of HotD > S3 >>> S2. Which puts as at about:S1 HOTD = S6 of GoTS3 HOTD = S8 of GoTS2 HOTD = I want to kill myself
Why could Danny only ride Drogon when she was the mommy of all 3?
>>222509797>it's right before he loses a finger (for refusing)that made zero sense. Why not just send a letter with his seal form his ring?
>>222509822Think of it like best friends/soulmates. You can only have one at a time
I'd have saved Helaena and been her loving husband taking her and the kids on beetle hunts in the human feces streams of Flea Bottom
MY CONDOLENCES
>>222509732Targs kinda deserved to get nerfed
Dany is ugly compared to her.
>>222509961Dany moggs her hard.
>>222509888>prince daemon, my condolences >for what?>you got fraud checked in battle
>>222508480giwtwm
>>222509970>5’1 vs 5’8DARCY CLEARS
>>222509961lol even rhaenyrasimps cant believe that
>>222509403Are these Dany's eggs?
I NEED to see Mysaria nude next season
>>222510058Dany is infertile, she doesn't have any eggs
>>222510027She’s a womanlet. Awful.
>>222509888Why did this guy call Daemon a kinslayer?Which targ did Daemon kill exactly?
>>222510088Ones that don’t matter. Of the green variety.
>>222510072The Hightower line cannot fulfill this prophecy!
>>222508736He could have been set for lifeNow both royal families are going to kill his ass and every dragonrider will kill him on sight
>>222510018>>222510026>>222510078Troonyra simps are pathetic, they’ve been getting BTFO all day
>>222510088helaena's baby is what I think he meant but he also killed his own wife (not sure if that counts)
>>222510119One has a pussy and the other doesn’t. This post makes zero sende
>Ulf the White>White because he is neither Black or GreenBRAVOSI
>>222510026ugly kiss desu
>>222510130>TRIGGEREDKek you love to see it
>>222509961>>222510027I like both.But Alicent is better, both young and older.
>>222510213Based Alicentbro
Would sheepstealer have won if caraxes wasn't there?
>>222510213She seems to smell nice.
>>222509981KEK
Seriously, how did Daemon lose to that guy? Isn't it canon that he's just not a better warrior than Cole?
>>222509718Yes, typically after a mild stroke.
>>222510213She always has a scared look on her face, which is kind of cute.
>>222508456>that pictureKEK
>>222510344
>cuteness moggs everyone>booba moggs everyone
>>222509765bitch is lonely and horny
>>222508736Why don't he just fly to another continent and create a kingdom there?
>>222510429He's not fighting for himself. He's fighting for the lads back home. And good westerosi ale.
>>222509765Because Daemon snubbed her? Did you watch the show?
eating pussy is so fucking disgusting and bet
>>222510541Tastes bad but the woman's pleasure is more important
>>222508456Why is it that those ancient, conscious and wise drgons need a rider in order to get anything done?In the finale, when ulf was burning the blacks, two friendly dragons including Caraxes were on there on the hills somewhere, surely they knew which were their men and which town they were there to conquer. Yet they never took flight untill their respective rider came back.
>>222510409
>>222510541>>222510577I bet you children don’t like pickles or tomatos on your burger kek have fun with tendies and mac & cheese
>>222510541Targ pussies are good, tho.
what is daeron's death being saved for
why does this show so desperately push incest? fucking your sister or uncle is not sexy
>>222510608Probably to show Rhaenyra being irredeemable if it does happen>I would never kill Daeron or a child
>>222510643Daemon with young Rhaenyra was sexy as fuck.
>>222510603I misread this as tangy pussies and retched
>>222510608aegon will kill him
>>222510541ser criston was the realm's greatest warrior and he did it to alicent on a daily basis
Rhaenyra would not have the guts to go trough the seven hells Aegon went to rise from the ashes. She would just off herself.
>>222510673>never tried some good tangy pussyNgmi
>>222510409>>222510584She could have saved the dragonsCould have saved her familybut she chose not to and even decided to kill herself and her unborn sonWhat a vile woman.
>>222510823
>>222510541Depends on hygiene and health. It's fun and good in the right circumstances.>>222510577Wrong, she has to earn it. Don't be a doormat.
>>222510409>>222510584THE MOST MAJESTIC DRAGON RIDER!
>>222510825maybe she foresaw killing herself would beat the white walkers?>happy with children>winter comes
>>222510541G A Y
Sometimes I feel the whole Mysaria situation is ridiculous, as if a queen would even touch a former prozzie, but then I remember the greatest Byzantine emperor of all married a known common prostitute.
>>222510936enjoy your HPV and throat cancer
>>222508736Other than being a retard with the fragile ego and impulse control of a nig. In other words, a subhuman. His best move is to take the dragon and fly to essos, but he’s proven himself too retarded for basic logic.
>>222510278Dragon/Valyrian steel merchant. He's spent his whole life fighting plumbers and milk men.
>>222510577I hope this is b8. You should only eat pussy if it’s a long term relationship and you’ve had her tested. And not every single time because then she’ll take it for granted. Everyone gets bored with fucking the same person, so use sparingly and strategically.
Why do people think Essos is a safe place for a Dragonrider? Remember the people of the free cities killed some of the last dragons and their riders who survived the Doom?
were they being too subtle with ormund's homosexuality? many viewers didn't realize he was gay. so the final ass fucking by the north fell flat
>>222511111Checked quints
>>222511111I don't think someone easily offended by smells would be into anal sex
>>222510278Daemon hasn’t lost to anyone. Criston hit him in the back after Daemon had beat him handily. And “Bold” Jon ran away after their fight got interrupted. Denying this is pure greencel cope.
>>222511111They’re either not subtle at all or too subtle. No in between.>>222511149Nothing about what they did with Ormund makes sense. The actor did an amazing job at even getting us to care about the character.
>>222511149Not vaginal sex either. He had no kids and he's like 40 something.
>>222511093to be fair that was shortly after Valyria fell and the Free Cities found themselves free so they killed the dragons and dragonriders.After a few hundred years I imagine Volantis would love to welcome a dragon rider, would serve as a deterrent from the Triarchy AND if the dragon lays eggs they have Saera pumping out their own dragonblooded kids to claim them.
>>222511182>I MUST FIGHT FOR MY WIFE’S SONS!
>>222511093He can sell the dragon for a billion gold and just chill. But he’d be too stupid not to get assassinated.
Heard someone say Mysaria is going to be the Shepard and I 100% believe it
>>222511197At that point his sons were the next in line after Jace who would be likely to die on account of being a retard, which he did. Either way, it’s the optimal strategy for Daemon. He could have easily arranged for Jace to die if need be.
Look how COOL they all are.
>>222510983Sure kid
>>222511265What is wrong with British people?
>>222511241Ehh at least you’re simping for the one interesting character on the Black side.
>>222511273They were born evil and hungry for the souls of Celtic men.
>>222511241I firmly believe that the only thing that would have prevented Daemon from offing the Strong lads was his "love" for Rhaenyra.Like if she were to die then all of her bastards would follow in horrible accidents, while lil Aegon takes the throne.
>>222511223If that’s the case Aegon will be the most beloved character in the franchise for burning her at the stake
>>222511328FUCKING BASED I CANNOT WAIT IDGAF ABOUT THE SHEPHERD I HAVEN’T READ F&B AND PROBABLY WON’T MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
>>222510577>>222510601>>222510603>>222510774>>222510848>>222510936i only do doggy and always creampiegirls never wanna meet me more than oncebut that's okay cuz i still hit it
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T CHOOSE DAEMON OVER MEEEEE!!!>YOU'RE A FUCKING FASCIST!!!!!Is Sara Hess' self insert cooked, whitewormsisters?
>>222509320Monke and season 1 Dany before she starts fucking savages, at the same time.
>>222509337I think you might be onto something. Alicent is meant to appeal to frumpy cat ladies who use abortion as a form of birth control. So basically a self-insert by Hess and her squad of girlboss writers and directors.
Who was canonically the hottest Targaryen woman?
>>222511515Did you know Hess hasn't seen GOT? I saw a clip of her admitting this and claiming it's a good thing because they want to make their own special and unique show. Except they keep nostalgia baiting wherever possible and the dumb bitch doesn't even know what people enjoyed about the original show.
>>222511659I will accept no less than raping then strangling Hess and giving Condal the Joffrey Lonmouth treatment. Nothing less
>>222510429Bad writing
If anyone likes long video essays this guy nails every single way in which HOTD is infuriatingly bad compared to the first half of GoT.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7tdmTOfoLA
Anybody else feel like we've seen way too much of daemon? It's just him and him and him and him and him since the start of season 1 till the end of season 3. Yeah sure I did enjoy him at first but his rogue prince schtick has gotten really old at this point. Especially after they killed like half the interesting characters. I'm tired of seeing him. I wish they had done something else with all the time they gave him doing jack shit in season 2. Maybe properly introduce and provide some lore for these side characters whom showfags don't even know the names of.
>>222511687>raping then strangling HessYou'd be my hero if you did.>giving Condal the Joffrey Lonmouth treatmentI might suggest the Theon treatment, but then you flay him.
>>222511819>starts ranting about Israel halfway throughMoronic chud.
>>222511837Only in Minecraft though
it's crazy how hot mysaria is and how she mogs every other female in this show
>>222511880Terrible b8 0/8
>>222510058in the future they will be
Next thread will have more rape
>>222511953Stop raping, ser.
>>222511265i see weak people who can't deal with their anxiety in other, healthier ways
Daemon got fucking RAPED
>>222511985Healthy? Kek what a fag
how many women that watched this show because yasss girl protagonist are gonna get BTFO by the end
>>222512079kek
It was the other way around. Jon Roxton was… beating the shit out of Daemon Targaryen.
Jon Roxton made Daemon….suck?
Why did he do it?
Sex with Daeron the...?
>>222510843Fitting that you posted a eunuch.
>>222512325Daeron the DocileDaeron the DormantDaeron the DullDaeron the DoveDaeron the Dickless
>>222508456hunter schaft is looking different
>>222508908Olivia used to be so hotWhat the fuck happened bros
Why were aegon scenes the best part?
why did they make him so long
>>222512423Inbreeding
>>222512423wanted him to look unique when compared to the other dragons, so they made him a noodley freak.
did they introduce her and I just missed it? What's the point? Normies will have no idea who she is
>>222512449I don't remeber anyone even naming her.
>>222512449she killed cole m8
>>222512474Did she have any speaking lines other than some sort of marvel quip bullshit?
Do you agree with r/freefolk?
>>222512423Long NECK, long DICK.
>>222512503They'd still find ways to fuck it up, but I would like to think it wouldn't be as bad as it is now.
>>222512449They didn't, they made her the one to kill Cole and she isn't even a character this season.
Your brother……… or your lover?
>>222512570some dead man
Elia in the cuck chair
2 years till next episode lol
Which Valyrian sword is the most /fa/?
>>222512711Blackfyre for the historyHeartsbane for the gritOathkeeper for the kinoslayer
Is the witch pregnant or not?
>>222512711Heartsbane?
This thread is really patheticYou're all in denialIt's a dead show for a dead series with a dead authorJust move on
>>222512743What is dead may never dieBut rises again harder and stronger
>>222512711I still think its hilarious how the Mormonts, who are considered one of the poorest Houses in the North, somehow had a Valyrian sword.
>>222512757LIKE MY DICK
>>222512739that's a big sword
>>222512802Why is that hilarious? Its made clear in the books that such swords are prized beyond any treasure, even daughters, so even poor lords would never give them upTywin couldnt buy one for all the gold in Casterly Rock and had to steal IceFurther, since we know that dragonsteel swords were a key weapon in the north, it only makes sense for key Northern Houses to have such weapons
>>2225128254u
>>222512839Honestly it makes me wonder what was the relationship between Old Valyria and Westeros back then, that several Houses had Valyrian steel there must have been some trade going on.
So were the targs just chilling with dragons on Dragonstone and one day decided fuck it we should conquer Westeros? How does that work
>>222512711>the hacks didn't make Orphan Maker black in the seriesWhat a waste.
poppa bear?
>>222508456GET THIS VELARYON SON OF A BITCH OUT OF THIS PLANE!
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
KINSLAYER
see u fags in 2028
>>222512965>longswordI don't know shit about swords but I thought it looked larger than what I though a longsword would be
>>222512939Show says Aegon got a vision of the Long Night and there needed to be a unified Westeros under dragon control to fight it.As for before him, maybe they were just chilling there waiting for the whole "Century of Blood" thing to blow over.
>>222513023The Brapper of Bracken
>>222509558hound saying fuck the king all the way to tywin marching into the throne room is the best sequence in all of this franchise. nothing even comes close.
>>222511611yo baela hit me up
>>222513046Dunk s2 is next year tho
>>222508912MY KING I KNEEL
>>222512303he graped her and unalived her
>>222513092Thank the Gods. But will Lyonel be there?
>>222513072I guess so. I just find it hard to believe that the Targs had these mega weapons and sat on them for a hundred years before unleashing them
>>222508480Kek
Ormund was gay coded desu. It all makes sense now.
>>222513148Nope. There are no returning characters except Dunk and Egg.Itll be good though. The book is great.
Imagine the tavern wenches /ourguy/ will be pulling after all this Bitches love a dragon
>>222513270>Daeron, help me! ACK!
>>222513270I thought they were setting him up to be secretly gay. His body language with Gwayne gave me that impression
>>222508516 >>222508641 >>222510018 >>222511194 >>222513236you incels are too easy to please
