HOH: LalaNoms: Barrett, Chuk, HaleyPOV: KamuDay 37 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222503064
hi
lauren
FAP NATION RISE
lauren would be in FAP
Haley and Chuk are the walking definition of confirmation bias
the 24/7 chuk and haley feed that's been going all week has been absolutely torture
>>222508674I will FAP to Lauren
>>222508653hi
Kamu has to get to the end with Haley because FAP are never gonna vote for a white Christian alpha male.
Is there not going to be a past contestant this week?
no other TV show has this kind of courage
>>222508713they forgot about that gimmick
>>222508714Fap has been a dead term for a decade. Most Gen-Zers couldn’t tell you what it means
>>222508674fapping with lauren
for the 1000th episode they will be bringing 1000 new people into the house to compete and the prize will be bumped up to $1,000,000
>>222508737Barrett and Drew were able to explain what it means
>>222508737drew had to explain what it means to devens and they didnt cut the feeds fast enough. he was even making a jerking off motion
>>222508714>>222508737goon sessions >>> fap
>>222508714>F.A.P.still a bit cowardly but I’ll take it
angela looks like greg the hammer valentine
>>222508737>>222508774nah, "fap" has looped back around to being cool and funny again"goon" is cringe now
The black women are pissed off that Drew is being polite to Haley and not isolating and ostracizing her
1 year ago today.
what even is a FUCK ASS PERSON? like what does that even mean
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
can't wait for tomorrow so there are no more chuk and haley cams
HEFFA AND PAWNK
>>222508812the other HGs talk about so much off limits shit they cut to haley and chuk. without haley and chuk it will just be "fish"
>>222508809lowkey 6 7
mmhmmmmhmmshieeeetmmhmmgirl
that taylor eviction next week gonna hit
I feel like Haley would crush the Blockbuster where you have to grab balls and put them in the tube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Amr97K2pMITS UP
>>222508777
>>222508842
Kamu mist is too strong
>>222508809don't worry about it
>old black lady wins HoH>she puts the black guy on the block>white patriotic alliance led by a half mexican forms against Kamu the chosen onePour one out for MAGA bb, they're having a confusing week
>>222508938the only maga left are retarded boomers
>>222508842>>222508959how can you hate mal?trick question, you can't!
>>222508959she's so cute!
yashbros....
>>222508938>>222508992not even sure what you’re coping about anymore taran but ok
I thought housekeeping was on strike but they up in they lounge bitching about all the mess they still be cleaning
>>222509010HALEY 4 BLOCKBUSTER
>>222509010devensbros...
>>222509010devencucks too he's fucking washed
Angela isn't able to talk to Haley>It's too much
not really watching the feeds. How is kamu's current relationship with haley/chuck after not using the veto? did they buy his bullshit excuses?
we NEED thog to not only survive but win hoh because the seethe in that house would hit like crack
every time i tune in there's somebody unlikable on every feed
cameraman is missing prime goblin content
the airplane departs in 1 hour
>>222509092I wonder if she'd even be brave enough to make a good move.
>>222509090nah. if haley wins HoH, she is putting kamu upnot sure if chuk puts kamu up, he might though
>>222509131I think if she wins blockbuster she's more likely to remain cunty and target the vets and lala. but if save her over chuk in a vote I think she might cave
>>222508922
>>222508802every other week people isolated the target passively this week they're actively getting mad at people daring to socialize with her. pretty crazy double standards from the fanbase but that's the usual
>>222509205
they need an exorcism
DON'T do the voice!
angela is scaring me...
satanic season
>Taylor: Kamu is 32 and I'm trying to understand why this man is not married HE'S IN
>>222509300dee and taylor sinking their games for kamulyric sunk hers over romemel following drew like a lamb to the slaughterbarrett beyond thirsty for deeit's the simp season
since feeds are dead i might as well watch a survivor season. which is the best one, devens' first season, dee's first season, or 50?
>>222509390dee's first
>>222509347This is why Devens or Angela will win. They're happily married so they're mmune to pussy and dick mist.
what did devens say to melody? her stans are seething
>>222509481UWU KAWAII
>>222509436he called her a harlot and a lady of the night
they were planning a house orgy before the feeds went down
>>222509546There are two of those a week
We are missing so much goblin content right now.
lala was extremely messy to angela earlier and it'll be a good test of if angela's truly trying to keep her as a side thing if she keeps the dee/devens info quiet
Hold Yash down and shave his head.
>>222509594she already spilled off camera to dee I think. lala telling angela that she wants dee/devens out before jury was the final nail in that coffin (dee/devens are guaranteed votes for angela)
this season is kind of mid because there are no good blue eyed players
>>222509658then that makes Taylor look like an idiot because Taylor is telling Lala that she will fuck Drew up if she hears anyone spilled
why are feeds down
>>222509781theyre all pooping in the dishwasher
>>222509781This is what our AI overloads say>If you mean the Big Brother 28 feeds tonight (Wednesday, August 12), it looks like the feeds being down is normal for the Wednesday episode, rather than a major outage.>Tonight is a CBS episode night. Recent BB28 feed discussions indicate that the feeds are typically taken down around the broadcast and then return afterward. In fact, viewers reported the feeds returning normally after recent episodes.
>>222509781i don't know i'm scared
>>222509724
Mallory is being nice to Haley. Mallory gotta go.
>>222509594>>222509658oh pls chilee it might literally be a game winning move by lala. 6th POC winner in a row here we comehttps://x.com/BBUpdatesLive/status/2087696592740479389
get the rest of the house to do the voice and hunch over when they walk
angela is fucking annoying. when she starts screaming i want to blow my head off
hell tier feeds all week
>>222509898the beautiful lauren <3
angela will be the survivors ender
>>222509898lauren
>>222509816jfc knock that shit off. I love how it just summarizes nothing too, learning nothing and taking nothing from it. You could have simply stayed silent, still providing no answer.
>>222509949nah we had a very fun first halfsince veto meeting it's been boring yeah
Is grod really gonna fly these two flops out for winning a poll for the 1,000th episode over jeff/jordan and rachel/brendan?
>>222510044/bb/ is comerica territory
oh god here comes the rp
>>222510044Nah, CBS promotes wholesome values so they won't fly over a swinger couple
>>222510044
airplane ride is beginning
IT'S TIME
let’s goooo
wtf why didnt dee buy a ticket? what a b-bomb
Oh frick it's airplane time at the start of the episode.....I'll catch up on the episode later
god bless mallory she is such a beautiful soul
>>222510044raven and matt were a better couple
CMON LALA JOIN IN
Raise your tray tables and buckle up /bb/ it's kino time
BIG MAL SAVING THE FEEDS
Rp is kinda cringe unless it's a sex thing
>mt saint angelathey stole my joke :(
I hope they do the voice.
>>222510157that’s our girl
Production deplaned dee and angela
>>222509390I liked the one with "sugar" and "matty" because i get weirdly defensive about things when people on the internet say they are bad and they very obviously aren't, especially when I was like 12 years old
chuk and haley realizing this is what these people do while they hide in the gym or have not room
Remember when we thought this was who she was going to be in the house and not AFP?
>>222509390devens season is kino
>>222510200how would anyone think this after her social media leaked and she all those slutty pictures
>why can the poors talk to me
>>222509390watch the one with courtney skellington
based mal punching devens
BBUK literally does tasks similar to this plane ride
>>222510193I don't remember the chick in the bottom left at all but I'm sure she was also a demon like the other 5
>>222510193>>222510211>>222510227i started dee's season. i forgot how cringekino survivor editing was compared to bb
TSA didn't properly screen them to make sure they aren't hiding explosives in any of their orifices
RICK DEVENS HATES POOR PEOPLE
They can't have Survivor feeds due to Dee fucking every married man, even on seasons she's not on.
Devens keeps calling the other HGs the poors
roleplaying in the bedroom with big mal
Mallory didn't wash her hands or wipe before handling the lettuce
>>222510323hot
drew is smoking on the plane
Based Skippy keeping up the kino camera work from last night
>>222510243if you don’t like dee or devens her season won’t change your mind about her but devens’ season will about him
I stopped watching Dee's season when the trainwreck yellow tribe dissolved early on
TAR 39 cast is all newbies
>>222510357im just seeing if theyre different than i imagined just based on how ive seen them on bb since i dont watch survivor really
>mallory, sorry, please exchange your microphonemr b loves big mal
THE CARTEL HIJACKED THE PLANE
Dee just shot up the entire house.
CRAZY LATINA WITH A GUN
>haley: oh thank god they called me to the DR
big mal social game status?
CUMULONIMBUS CLOUDS
>>222510493melody is looking right at me
>>222510452spooky
Drew did the symbol that almost got him removed from the cast before the season started
TO THE CLOUDS
>>222510527Angela was doing that last night
This was a lot more fun to watch when it was like 3 people. Kind of annoying now
>>222510539Drew's friend said CBS went through all of Drew's social media during casting and had a particular problem with him making that symbol in one picture.
Poop bros we are back
holy fuck aliens
>devens getting a dedicated cam
>>222510568if that is real, good lord
>>222510594
I am ok with the TV edit of FAP if you think about it, a D&D Dungeonmaster or Moderator of Online game would force you to change it and take out the curse words so its not really unprecedented.
>there is your anus >your anus is huge
Uranus is dusty and needs a cleaning
I don't think this bit is funny.
big mal’s plane ride from hell
Smiley fries :)
It's better than>Talent shows (BB26)>Big Blue Couch (BB23)>Charades (BB22)>Bowling (BB17)>Big Booty (BB12, BB13, BB27) >Beer pong (BB8)and whatever season they played mafia most nights
Buckle up your seatbelts
they should go a submarine next time
>>222510742pot bowling was kino
That was the quickest trip through a wormhole I've ever experienced
didn't they do a cornhole type game with pots in bb20?
taylor likes white nuts
>>222508632Someone should start a rumor that Rick Devens is secretly the child of Julie Chen and Les Moonves it would totally work. Say he has Julie Chens eyes because they slant when he squints and wears sunglasses 90% of the day. He has Jewish hair too also he might plausibly be the right age nobody knows.
>>222510841you are not allowed to talk about production
joining the mile high club with big mal
WTF Mal, where the hell did you take us?
they used to be able to play with actual hamsters
MELODY SNUCK A JOINT ON THE AIRPLANE
>>222510841>Jewish hairhe has stepbrothers curly headed fuck hair what are you on about
having a toke with mel
melody is getting high
>>222510865Pets in the modern house would die 15 mins into the season. Didn't the fish die a season or two ago too?
>>222510895SMOKE ON THE WATER, A FIRE IN THE SKYSMOKE ON THE WATER
>>222510902Tucker was the only one taking care of the fish
KAREN IS UPSET THERE ARE GAYS ON THIS PLANE
>they've been gayzing at each other this whole flight
kek based yash
I can’t believe they are doing a bottle episode. Who is the best larper?
>>222510981mallory
LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN
>>222510281cooming on that forehead
kamu sexy as hell in that outfit
Thanks Mallory
>>222511085based vinny the lip pregaming for all stars 3
>>222511098how was the ride? i was catching up on todays feeds
I love big mal <3
>>222511116I enjoyed it
>>222511070You're lusting after a racist, Taylor.
Angela's gonna do it
eww dee
Dee is trying to reign in her pet
>>222511085his ex, Lauren, and now the gays... Morgan will never know peace
>>222511137The massage shit this guy is doing, I hate him so much. We've had plenty of simps but good god.
>>222511117people with small heads scare me. Big head crew
aaronbros...
Dee should go take a shower and they should put B*rrett in a small cage in the basement.
>>222511133
>>222511085He must hate Morgan after she said she'd cut him at final 3.
>>222511085This house is going to be so pissed how popular Jason and Mallory are
>>222511085The tea party was the best thing to ever happen to Jason and I hope he realizes this and thanks Kamu for it.
thog crying cause she got called to dr and missed the rest of the plane ride
>>222511170she's already got his balls in a cage
>>222511198It hardly looked like she wanted to be there.
barrett is gross
Watching the West Coast episode and the Kamu Godfather edits were right
>>222511270>slopanon now posting boomer slop
Half of Tucker was junkie going through withdrawal, the other half was Joe Piscopo.
KAMU YASH DREWFINNA GO FAR
>>222510891dude weed lmao
Yash status?
dee and barrett are nasty
>>222509390If you watch Devens season, you'll understand why he was cast.
pensive yash
drew and yash both think the other is an idiot and keep bullshitting each other.
