HOH: LalaNoms: Barrett, Chuk, HaleyPOV: KamuDay 37 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222503064
hi
lauren
FAP NATION RISE
lauren would be in FAP
Haley and Chuk are the walking definition of confirmation bias
the 24/7 chuk and haley feed that's been going all week has been absolutely torture
>>222508674I will FAP to Lauren
>>222508653hi
Kamu has to get to the end with Haley because FAP are never gonna vote for a white Christian alpha male.
Is there not going to be a past contestant this week?
no other TV show has this kind of courage
>>222508713they forgot about that gimmick
>>222508714Fap has been a dead term for a decade. Most Gen-Zers couldn’t tell you what it means
>>222508674fapping with lauren
for the 1000th episode they will be bringing 1000 new people into the house to compete and the prize will be bumped up to $1,000,000
>>222508737Barrett and Drew were able to explain what it means
>>222508737drew had to explain what it means to devens and they didnt cut the feeds fast enough. he was even making a jerking off motion
>>222508714>>222508737goon sessions >>> fap
>>222508714>F.A.P.still a bit cowardly but I’ll take it
angela looks like greg the hammer valentine
>>222508737>>222508774nah, "fap" has looped back around to being cool and funny again"goon" is cringe now
The black women are pissed off that Drew is being polite to Haley and not isolating and ostracizing her
1 year ago today.
what even is a FUCK ASS PERSON? like what does that even mean
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
can't wait for tomorrow so there are no more chuk and haley cams
HEFFA AND PAWNK
>>222508812the other HGs talk about so much off limits shit they cut to haley and chuk. without haley and chuk it will just be "fish"
>>222508809lowkey 6 7
mmhmmmmhmmshieeeetmmhmmgirl
that taylor eviction next week gonna hit
I feel like Haley would crush the Blockbuster where you have to grab balls and put them in the tube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Amr97K2pMITS UP
>>222508777
>>222508842
Kamu mist is too strong
>>222508809don't worry about it
>old black lady wins HoH>she puts the black guy on the block>white patriotic alliance led by a half mexican forms against Kamu the chosen onePour one out for MAGA bb, they're having a confusing week
>>222508938the only maga left are retarded boomers
>>222508842>>222508959how can you hate mal?trick question, you can't!
>>222508959she's so cute!
yashbros....
>>222508938>>222508992not even sure what you’re coping about anymore taran but ok
I thought housekeeping was on strike but they up in they lounge bitching about all the mess they still be cleaning
>>222509010HALEY 4 BLOCKBUSTER
>>222509010devensbros...
>>222509010devencucks too he's fucking washed
Angela isn't able to talk to Haley>It's too much
not really watching the feeds. How is kamu's current relationship with haley/chuck after not using the veto? did they buy his bullshit excuses?
we NEED thog to not only survive but win hoh because the seethe in that house would hit like crack
every time i tune in there's somebody unlikable on every feed
cameraman is missing prime goblin content
the airplane departs in 1 hour
>>222509092I wonder if she'd even be brave enough to make a good move.
>>222509090nah. if haley wins HoH, she is putting kamu upnot sure if chuk puts kamu up, he might though
>>222509131I think if she wins blockbuster she's more likely to remain cunty and target the vets and lala. but if save her over chuk in a vote I think she might cave
>>222508922
>>222508802every other week people isolated the target passively this week they're actively getting mad at people daring to socialize with her. pretty crazy double standards from the fanbase but that's the usual
>>222509205
they need an exorcism
DON'T do the voice!
angela is scaring me...
satanic season
>Taylor: Kamu is 32 and I'm trying to understand why this man is not married HE'S IN
>>222509300dee and taylor sinking their games for kamulyric sunk hers over romemel following drew like a lamb to the slaughterbarrett beyond thirsty for deeit's the simp season
since feeds are dead i might as well watch a survivor season. which is the best one, devens' first season, dee's first season, or 50?
>>222509390dee's first
>>222509347This is why Devens or Angela will win. They're happily married so they're mmune to pussy and dick mist.
what did devens say to melody? her stans are seething
>>222509481UWU KAWAII
>>222509436he called her a harlot and a lady of the night
they were planning a house orgy before the feeds went down
>>222509546There are two of those a week
We are missing so much goblin content right now.
lala was extremely messy to angela earlier and it'll be a good test of if angela's truly trying to keep her as a side thing if she keeps the dee/devens info quiet
Hold Yash down and shave his head.
>>222509594she already spilled off camera to dee I think. lala telling angela that she wants dee/devens out before jury was the final nail in that coffin (dee/devens are guaranteed votes for angela)
this season is kind of mid because there are no good blue eyed players
>>222509658then that makes Taylor look like an idiot because Taylor is telling Lala that she will fuck Drew up if she hears anyone spilled
why are feeds down
>>222509781theyre all pooping in the dishwasher
>>222509781This is what our AI overloads say>If you mean the Big Brother 28 feeds tonight (Wednesday, August 12), it looks like the feeds being down is normal for the Wednesday episode, rather than a major outage.>Tonight is a CBS episode night. Recent BB28 feed discussions indicate that the feeds are typically taken down around the broadcast and then return afterward. In fact, viewers reported the feeds returning normally after recent episodes.
>>222509781i don't know i'm scared
>>222509724
Mallory is being nice to Haley. Mallory gotta go.
>>222509594>>222509658oh pls chilee it might literally be a game winning move by lala. 6th POC winner in a row here we comehttps://x.com/BBUpdatesLive/status/2087696592740479389
get the rest of the house to do the voice and hunch over when they walk
angela is fucking annoying. when she starts screaming i want to blow my head off
hell tier feeds all week
>>222509898the beautiful lauren <3
angela will be the survivors ender
>>222509898lauren
>>222509816jfc knock that shit off. I love how it just summarizes nothing too, learning nothing and taking nothing from it. You could have simply stayed silent, still providing no answer.
>>222509949nah we had a very fun first halfsince veto meeting it's been boring yeah
Is grod really gonna fly these two flops out for winning a poll for the 1,000th episode over jeff/jordan and rachel/brendan?
>>222510044/bb/ is comerica territory
oh god here comes the rp
>>222510044Nah, CBS promotes wholesome values so they won't fly over a swinger couple
>>222510044
airplane ride is beginning
IT'S TIME
let’s goooo
wtf why didnt dee buy a ticket? what a b-bomb
Oh frick it's airplane time at the start of the episode.....I'll catch up on the episode later
god bless mallory she is such a beautiful soul
>>222510044raven and matt were a better couple
CMON LALA JOIN IN
Raise your tray tables and buckle up /bb/ it's kino time
BIG MAL SAVING THE FEEDS
Rp is kinda cringe unless it's a sex thing
>mt saint angelathey stole my joke :(
I hope they do the voice.
>>222510157that’s our girl
Production deplaned dee and angela
>>222509390I liked the one with "sugar" and "matty" because i get weirdly defensive about things when people on the internet say they are bad and they very obviously aren't, especially when I was like 12 years old
chuk and haley realizing this is what these people do while they hide in the gym or have not room
Remember when we thought this was who she was going to be in the house and not AFP?
>>222509390devens season is kino
>>222510200how would anyone think this after her social media leaked and she all those slutty pictures
>why can the poors talk to me
>>222509390watch the one with courtney skellington
based mal punching devens
BBUK literally does tasks similar to this plane ride
>>222510193I don't remember the chick in the bottom left at all but I'm sure she was also a demon like the other 5
>>222510193>>222510211>>222510227i started dee's season. i forgot how cringekino survivor editing was compared to bb
TSA didn't properly screen them to make sure they aren't hiding explosives in any of their orifices
RICK DEVENS HATES POOR PEOPLE
They can't have Survivor feeds due to Dee fucking every married man, even on seasons she's not on.
Devens keeps calling the other HGs the poors
roleplaying in the bedroom with big mal
Mallory didn't wash her hands or wipe before handling the lettuce
>>222510323hot
drew is smoking on the plane
Based Skippy keeping up the kino camera work from last night
>>222510243if you don’t like dee or devens her season won’t change your mind about her but devens’ season will about him
I stopped watching Dee's season when the trainwreck yellow tribe dissolved early on
TAR 39 cast is all newbies
>>222510357im just seeing if theyre different than i imagined just based on how ive seen them on bb since i dont watch survivor really
>mallory, sorry, please exchange your microphonemr b loves big mal
THE CARTEL HIJACKED THE PLANE
Dee just shot up the entire house.
CRAZY LATINA WITH A GUN
>haley: oh thank god they called me to the DR
big mal social game status?
CUMULONIMBUS CLOUDS
>>222510493melody is looking right at me
>>222510452spooky
Drew did the symbol that almost got him removed from the cast before the season started
TO THE CLOUDS
>>222510527Angela was doing that last night
This was a lot more fun to watch when it was like 3 people. Kind of annoying now
>>222510539Drew's friend said CBS went through all of Drew's social media during casting and had a particular problem with him making that symbol in one picture.
Poop bros we are back
holy fuck aliens
>devens getting a dedicated cam
>>222510568if that is real, good lord
>>222510594
I am ok with the TV edit of FAP if you think about it, a D&D Dungeonmaster or Moderator of Online game would force you to change it and take out the curse words so its not really unprecedented.
>there is your anus >your anus is huge
Uranus is dusty and needs a cleaning
I don't think this bit is funny.
big mal’s plane ride from hell
Smiley fries :)
It's better than>Talent shows (BB26)>Big Blue Couch (BB23)>Charades (BB22)>Bowling (BB17)>Big Booty (BB12, BB13, BB27) >Beer pong (BB8)and whatever season they played mafia most nights
Buckle up your seatbelts
they should go a submarine next time
>>222510742pot bowling was kino
That was the quickest trip through a wormhole I've ever experienced
didn't they do a cornhole type game with pots in bb20?
taylor likes white nuts
>>222508632Someone should start a rumor that Rick Devens is secretly the child of Julie Chen and Les Moonves it would totally work. Say he has Julie Chens eyes because they slant when he squints and wears sunglasses 90% of the day. He has Jewish hair too also he might plausibly be the right age nobody knows.
>>222510841you are not allowed to talk about production
joining the mile high club with big mal
WTF Mal, where the hell did you take us?
they used to be able to play with actual hamsters
MELODY SNUCK A JOINT ON THE AIRPLANE
>>222510841>Jewish hairhe has stepbrothers curly headed fuck hair what are you on about
having a toke with mel
melody is getting high
>>222510865Pets in the modern house would die 15 mins into the season. Didn't the fish die a season or two ago too?
>>222510895SMOKE ON THE WATER, A FIRE IN THE SKYSMOKE ON THE WATER
>>222510902Tucker was the only one taking care of the fish
KAREN IS UPSET THERE ARE GAYS ON THIS PLANE
>they've been gayzing at each other this whole flight
kek based yash
I can’t believe they are doing a bottle episode. Who is the best larper?
>>222510981mallory
LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN
>>222510281cooming on that forehead
kamu sexy as hell in that outfit
Thanks Mallory
>>222511085based vinny the lip pregaming for all stars 3
>>222511098how was the ride? i was catching up on todays feeds
I love big mal <3
>>222511116I enjoyed it
>>222511070You're lusting after a racist, Taylor.
Angela's gonna do it
eww dee
Dee is trying to reign in her pet
>>222511085his ex, Lauren, and now the gays... Morgan will never know peace
>>222511137The massage shit this guy is doing, I hate him so much. We've had plenty of simps but good god.
>>222511117people with small heads scare me. Big head crew
aaronbros...
Dee should go take a shower and they should put B*rrett in a small cage in the basement.
>>222511133
>>222511085He must hate Morgan after she said she'd cut him at final 3.
>>222511085This house is going to be so pissed how popular Jason and Mallory are
>>222511085The tea party was the best thing to ever happen to Jason and I hope he realizes this and thanks Kamu for it.
thog crying cause she got called to dr and missed the rest of the plane ride
>>222511170she's already got his balls in a cage
>>222511198It hardly looked like she wanted to be there.
barrett is gross
Watching the West Coast episode and the Kamu Godfather edits were right
>>222511270>slopanon now posting boomer slop
Half of Tucker was junkie going through withdrawal, the other half was Joe Piscopo.
KAMU YASH DREWFINNA GO FAR
>>222510891dude weed lmao
Yash status?
dee and barrett are nasty
>>222509390If you watch Devens season, you'll understand why he was cast.
pensive yash
drew and yash both think the other is an idiot and keep bullshitting each other.
>>222510742>mafiaIs that the card game where you have to put your head down on your desk at school?
>>222511400one of them is right
>>222511392He's thinking of gooning and resisting the urge to go sniff all those shoes behind him
kamu loves playing big brother
drew spilled something. mallory is pissed>that makes me not want to work with him>melody: we kinda dont have a choice>mallory: i feel like him and barret are closer to them(icons) then we are
>>222511420sounds like Heads Up Seven Up but didn't have cards. Mafia is the lame game they played a shit ton on Angela's season where there's like a detective and killers and stuff and you have to guess who is whoAngela brought up Mafia and said this season doesn't have the right crew for it and nobody wants to play
Melody telling Mallory to watch out for Drew
>>222511468>>222511497Fapbros...
>>222511468Sounds like every time Mallory has a good read about Drew and Melody shuts it down
retard vet rat drew
>>222511494cookout played mafia every night
Lala is talking about how she was a dominatrix and that mallory would be good at being one
If I was on BB I would make an alliance with all the losers and call ourselves the undesirables.
>>222511468drew bros..... everyone hates us surely fap will talk this out
>>222511494I remember 7up too but nah it's this. Shit was fun me and another kid won it as the mafia one time
why the fuck don't they give them alcohol
owari da
>>222511544Not until jury when the numbers are down, this cast seems highly susceptible to saying dumb shit on camera while drunk
Everyone keeps saying it's over for Drew but it's never true. You paranoid Angelamisted fucks even thought he had a power he wouldn't use the week he was on the block
will the roleplay make the show?
>>222511571taylor and lala want him in jury they legit said it today
>>222511525rome tried that and it failed
>>222511571he has the coin in his pocket
>>222511571i have full faith FAP makes jury and one of them wins the season
davai has a rapier
>>222511573probably at some point for a filler segment
Yash has a kirpan
>>222511571mal and mel just mutually agreed to never give drew any info ever again which sounds pretty bad imo
Hey if kirpans are so mystical to jeets why didn't Jag have one in the house???
being a vet pet is so pathetic, I would rather get evicted early than be a little bitch for a vet
>>222511607Mel is just humouring the fugly bastard.
>>222511607mel is fucking useless. i think not getting info from mal is pretty bad
>>222511571being a drewdude is like being a ratbro (vince) or cormericafagjust constant ups and downs every week
>vet pet death before vet deathI used to dream of this
i still have no clue who drew would nominate if he was hoh
>>222511607they have no info to give...
>>222511573it will make unlocked
Big Mal vs Medium-sized Kamuela
Mal v Kamu
mal and kamu finally having that conversation
KING KAMU ABOUT TO BLOW UP DREW'S GAME TO BIG MAL
kamu trying to turn mallory against melody
Mal makes it far if she detaches herself from Melody
>>222511664Because he's smart enough to know when to not win it
kamu's mist is just inundating you with useless irrelevant information until you're so tired out that you submit to his hypnosis
>Kamu protecting Drew when Drew is targeting himhe's too nice
>>222511664already said he wants to throw it kek
Malloryfags are unbearable. The only reason she has an alliance at all is because they took pity on her as fellow floaters/outcasts. Without FAP Mallory is furniture waiting to be tossed.
it was all lyric
this whole thing is mal's fault for always blabbing about her potential noms would be despite never being hoh
>>222511734she's won 2 comps but go off sis
drew is unbelievably lucky kamu is protecting him here KEK
Kamu is wasting his time slumming it with mallory.
>>222511749Yeah veto comps because everyone wants her gone. Even is was F2 no one will vote for her. The producers will make sure of it, she's too ugly to be the winner.
>>222511722they just made a secret alliance again earlier i think once drew gets the weird vibe from mel&mal he's going to drop him
mallory predicted he would blame it on lyric so she’s not buying this
guy who astroturfs his mallory hatred
>>222511775>faggot who thinks it's impossible more than one person could dare to disagree with himThis isn't your reddit, faggot.
fap is such a shit alliance drew needs to nuke them
at least mallory is prettier than quarky
this whole cast sucks at big brother
>>222511749if you're needing to win comps to save your life in the game, those are kind of meaningless wins imo winning the first veto and then blockbuster has hurt her game because now people, like the vets, think she's some comp beast who needs to go, not "hey let's work with her" mainly because she only talks game to the littles and fap
>>222511791The newfags struggle greatly with that concept.
>>222511814Sans Richard
>>222511814kamu is actually good
>>222511818but that's all it is. just win yo
mal still pussymisted by lyric
DREW NEEDS TO WIN HOHBARRATT IS A FAGGOT
>>222511814Well yeah, it's a vets vs rookies season. They always put on a couple dunderheads to help the vets survive longer than they should.
>>222511832The guy who said that and the guy he said it to both lost
meaningless convo between kamu and mal
well that was a useless convo
>>222511814kamu has his moments but dee and devens are the only consistently good gamers
>>222511842More like Bharat
why is saying trust your gut such a bad thing? like why did that make angela explode? am i missing something
oh god they are going to run a train on mal tomorrow. kamu just asked when he can buy a ticket
that convo lasted like five minutes tops when kamu has been trying to do it for almost a week kek
>>222511877haley was implying that angela threw dee under the bus. this was in front of dee
kamu yashdrewFUCK MAL&MEL
Man, this just pisses me off, because if Drew and Kamu just linked up, they could actually run the rest of the game.
>>222511883because mal is an low functioning autistic retard who can't talk to people
who does taylor have her shirt off her shoulder for?
>>222511916just like me frfr
>>222511916i just don't think she was buying any of it
>>222511910thisfuck hoes let the bros take over
>>222511914Drew mainly doesn't trust Kamu because his strategy going in was to get all the major comp threats out first then comp out in post-jury
I’m just yash
i'm really sick of girls ruining the game. they're worse than buddies at this point.
angela said she wishes the game was point based for comps and the low person goes home, she doesnt like the voteholy shit she fucking sucks
>>222511910Melody is genuinely deadweight it's insane
angela wishes they didn't vote people out and instead they gain points through out the week through games and the person with the lowest goes home>I don't like the system
>>222511910yash and drew don’t trust each other
>>222511943its just the submissives. taylor is based
>>222511943funny cause the guys this season are the ones ruining the game cause they’re fucking vet pets snitching all their info
>>222511949>>222511954send this old bitch back to price is right
>>222511971kamu and yash are the best players in the game
>>222511971they're dee's pets
Designing a realisric VR game where you get to take Mal on a date and then rape and kill her
>>222511977kamu is a vet pet now too it’s pathetic
she's eye candy, but melody is like a tumor of an alliance member
>>222511974i forgot about that kek. imagine her having a typical meltdown in front of drew because she got the cost of toothpaste wrong
>>222512000She's a brick house
if drew were older haley would be jumping on his dick already. the way she looks at him kek
>>222511996yash is the best player in the game
Melody's cankles
>>222512020yash is cool I like him
>>222512028yum i love them
>>222511996everyone in the house know no one can get out kamu
>>222511952she is a vote on a eviction night and a jury vote
I just want the vets on the block, is that seriously too much to ask for?
>>222512032making love to her cankles
melody does a good exorcist voice kek
https://x.com/skiiitty/status/2087725381788803074melodyfags...
ngl chuks voice is soothing
>>222512048yes, they are the ones keeping the ratings up
>>222511996other way around buster. they're bending over for kamdaddy
>>222512057imagine massaging them to move lymphatic fluid before her legs become a leaking mess
>>222511468directly caused by dee btw in whatever convo she told mal he told her some stuff kek. >but dee and devens are the only consistently good gamerswrong, they make a ton of cirie esque moves that dont backfire because they are cast with actual retards. I do agree they're are the top of this cast though
>>222512059yiiiikes...
drew is fucking with dee know KEK
did anybody else just see that awkward interaction between drew and dee
>>222512048Better hope for a Haley hoh, everyone else is too cowardly or retarded right now
>>222512048many people are asking for this
>>222512059>no audio unless you sign intwitter is a fucking useless joke
>>222512085>>222512089what was it?
>>222512089wtf is drew thinking
Reading the comments in this thread, you would think Mallory and Melody were the ones constantly throwing their alliance under the bus and being vet pets, not the other way around. Kek. Btw, Drew is the one hating on Kamu and Yash and doesn’t want to work with them
>the vets game talk blocking
>>222512095I am super on board with a haley blockbuster win and hoh revenge tour
Drew gets hate from all his alliances and people online cheer for him getting shit on. Genuinely what has this kid done to deserve all this?
Melodrew are all the bad things of a normal showmance with zero upside>constantly linked as a pair, perceived as a threat over it>up late as hell every night because noooo stay up with me nonsense>trying to formulate alliances around including the otherwithout the good parts of>having a genuine ally you can be completely open with and know is always your number>physical affection/sex/etc.
>>222512111that's why drew should just drop fap
is taylor cooking for haley and chuk? did the DR tell her to reel it in? kek
>>222512110Throwing his friends utb for a crumb of vet pussy while having zero game awareness is pathetic
>now dee's back to game talk blockkek
>>222512147he's been trying to protect mal&mel all week with them joining their alliance
/bb/ be like: all the players should do what's best for my immediate short term entertainment instead of what's best for their respective games
>>222512099when he was sticking his tongue out and wiggling it next to her head? kek she got mad and called him gross
>>222512059is there a full video? maybe that was her only miss and this is a hit job
>>222512110people bitch about the undeserved vet paranoia but he IS a filthy rat who only this week bothered trying to not rat literally everything to the vets. and he still fucked that up accidentally dropping the mal renom info. he deserves a lot of it
>>222512125Dropping the alliance is not gonna save his game, buddy
Why doesn't Devens do anything? I thought he was the master of chaos?
>>222512098it isbut you can click on the video and press f for fullscreen, then there will be an icon where you can turn on audioor change the url to xcancel instead of x
based Barrett for liking Tremors
the one night of the week where the vets stay up past 10 pm
how come this cast never does anything interesting post 9 pm
are mel and mal pissed?
>>222512187Dee was claiming they'd talk block until everyone went to bed tonight this morning to Angela which would be extremely sus and I don't think they'll last kek
>>222512210it'll blow over in 24 hours
>Devens favorite Steven King book is ITis it because of the kid orgy?
>>222512210Drew ratted something I didn't hear what
>>222512205i kinda thought it was the opposite. it's boring as fuck during the day but thinks start getting going at night
