>Davy Jones came home to this every day and still chose to be captain of the DutchmanI don’t get it. Was he gay?
He preferred the company of seamen.
>>222509116Black woman are very loud, very retarded, and very annoying. Why do you think black men want white women so bad?
>>222509116If I had to come home to that every day I'd join the crew of th Dutchman too.
she's a 10/10 in England
>>222509116Reminder that's not her real body, she took over the body of somebody else, sex with her would be a bit fucked with that in mind
>>222509116>SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND
>>222509157Black women are also loyal as fuck and would stay whether you were down and out.White women on the otherhand, will cheat and bail on you the moment you lose your job.
Black people smell bad even under the best conditions. Can you contemplate the aroma coming off of one that lived in a swamp without modern plumbing? The burning in your eyes when the wind shifts and puts you downwind of her? Fuck Jones might not have had a nose but he could probably still taste the stank on the wind when in her presence.Low tide and rotted fish are fucking heavenly by comparison.
>>222509157>Black woman are very loud, very retarded, and very annoyingCalypso was not American
>>222509315> Black women are also loyal as fuckLmao
>>222509315I don't think you know any black women lmao
>>222509116Well she was originally a goddess until Davy Jones taught the Brethren Court how to bind her into human form.
>>222509116What is it about crusty swamp witches?
>>222509116Niggers really wear that stupid bonnet all the time just for their hair to look like a rat's nest made out of pubes. As seen in this film.
>>222509346I don't think you've ever been in a relationship with one.>>222509343Laugh all you want chud. The loyalty ends at physical abuse. A black woman will fight back and likely kick your ass. For some reason, white women would rather be beaten to death than leave their spouse.
>>222509599>I don't think you've ever been in a relationship with one.Actually I have, a couple of time. I always talk them out of doing all the fake nail/eyelash shit and to just let their natural hair grow out. The main problem is they just love to talk about how cool they are while not actually being that cool, and they have rough skin even when they butter the fuck out of it.
>>222509315>White women on the otherhand, will cheat and bail on you the moment you lose your job.>>222509599>For some reason, white women would rather be beaten to death than leave their spouse.Contradicted yourself within two posts
>>222509635That's a hoodrat, not your typical black woman, but a variant. It's the difference between a yuppie and a hillbilly.>>222509694That's not loyalty keeping them in an abusive relationship. It's fear and stupidity. They cope by saying things like "he's not always like this or he says he'll change."
>>222509116Imagine the smell...
>>222509904You don't know what you're talking about.
>>222509116Bitches be crazysShe gave me a fetish for swarthy tomboys tho
>>222509116She gave me BPDemon vibes when I saw this as a kid, so can you really blame him?
>>222509157>Why do you think black men want white women so bad?I was gonna say that white women are generally more attractive, but that's not true. Black women are better at sex too. I guess it's just a status thing.
>>222509116She probably smelled so bad lol gross lol
>>222510053And you believe your two experiences with a subculture of the black community sum up its entirety.Sounds like you just lack the game to attract a better class of black women.
>>222510149The pirates probably smell bad as well so they cancel each other out. Everyone probably smelt like shit and piss back then aside from wealthy nobles and royalty.
>>222510189You don't know what you're talking about.
>>222509334>>222510045>>222510149She actually would have been one of the few characters in these movies who smelled good because, as a witch doctor, she had access to exotic perfumes and scents
>>222509635>they have rough skinI only dated one black girl but she had very smooth skin and big soft lips. As for the natural hair, visually it looks cute but it's harder to maintain and will start to smell.
>>222510132Both men and women think that something exotic is more attractive. This is why even the chuddest of chuds want to betray the white race.
>>222509315kek
>>222510303He doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>222509116A mid black chick? He could get better pussy by reeling in random mermaids swimming by.
it was one day every 20 years and she wasn't there one of said days.
>>222510313It's true I got a mixed race femchud girl
>>222510336You laugh, but that's what happens. If you had to do a stretch, a black woman would wait for you to be released. A white woman however, would move on unless you're a fucking serial killer.
>>222510256Yeah man okay I'm sure witch pusy smelles great
>>222509116She had a bad case of crabs
>>222509116It was the other way around though. Did you not watch the movie?
black pussy smells muskier than white pussy but tastes a lot nicer too
>>222510400Seriously, it is one of the most justified "villain turns", fucking fickle bitch goddess, one fucking day every 20 years and she cant even do that.
What do black women smell like? How is their smell different from white women (the only girl smell I know of)?
>>222511754The few black women I have encountered either smell like a lot of perfume, or dank weed.
>>222509157>Why do you think black men want white women so bad?same reason mexicans and other browns love watching dragonball and seeing the protagonist power up and get blonde hair and blue eyes.
>>222509315All women cheat lil buddy. White women just have more options and opportunities to cheat because they're considered more desirable so every guy in a 5000 mile radius will trip over himself for a chance of puss. If black women where ever in the same situation they'd behave identically
Same with Odysseus
>>222512029>All women cheat lil buddy.It took me way too long to realise this and I passed up several opportunities to cheat on my gfs because of my believe in virtue, this naivete has thankfully been crushed by experience and now I will fuck and suck to my heart's content because I've been corrupted by this gay earth.
>>222511754like cocobutter or vanilla or perfumelegit have never encountered a black woman that smells bad, not even crack heads. I live in a mjority black city. Anons don't like hearing this because they've been told all of their lives that black women are supposed to stink. I've dated black, white, and latina women and the only time I've encountered stinky women have been white women and only white women (not any of my girlfriends, it was their neighbors and classmates) none of the black or brown women have smelled bad.
>>222509315>White women on the otherhand, will cheat and bail on you the moment you lose your job.This. My white ex got "the ick" pretty soon after I told her I'd gotten laid off and wanted to go back to school. Didn't matter I had almost 100,000 in savings. Nope, got the ick, farmed me for favors for a bit, then moved on to the next guy. I honestly hope she gets raped by a whole pack of niggers. I have a hotter girlfriend now but the disrespectful way she left me, like she was trying to ragebait me into dumping her so she didn't have to be the bad guy, is insane.
>>222509116Even squidmen don't want to be with black women.
>>222512128You were supposed to destroy the cheaters, not join them!
>>222509116Wait, I thought that Calypso was being a little tease and only giving him sex every 10 years only if he commandeered the Dutchman?And the decade he put up, she didn't put out.The goddess pussy must be divine, though, cuz man, who would put up with that shit job for 10 years?Also fuck that bitch for not showing up;"Is' in my naycha..."Kinda bullshit excuse is that? Fuck em right there to make up for it.
>>222512029More disirable to browns and jeets. White males want yellow girls or will settle for being cucks to BBC. Roflol, even white women go out of their way to not look white. Tanning, BBLs etc. And if not by surgery, they have to get a gym membership and work hard for the kind of body black and hispanic women are naturally born with.
>>222511754There is a reason black people say white people smell funky when they get wet
>>222512362It's because keeping up with appearances is a major priority for them. What will mom and dad think? What will the neighbors say?Black women are way more accepting of short commings.
>>222510045I'd rather not. I'm 99% sure a jeet shat on one of the conveyor belts at my fucking job within the last few days and it accumulated in the the drive system, so I'm not going to imagine any stinky scenarios. I'm not joking at all. There's a strong, putrid fecal smell localized to one piece of equipment and everyone acknowledges it's awfulness.
Jamaican me crazy
>>222513631Was looking for this image for years, thanks for posting it anon.
>>222509346>t. Brittany Venti
>>222509116Not into her, but she's not hideous. If that's what he was into, but chose to stay away, then yeah, faggot.
>>222513631>>222513918This was a heartwarming story in two parts.
>>222509116maybe he didn't like the filthy nest on her head and rotting teeth
