>”Hello kind sir, it appears you and your family have been given asylum from a war in your country which we started. As such you will be expected to fully adopt the values of your new country, including but not restricted to, LGBTQ+, gay marriage, transgenderism, abortion, euthanasia, atheism, and above all, unquestioning support and loyalty to Israel. Otherwise you are unassimilated to western culture and I will show up at your house and kill you.”
and I think that's a pretty generous offer, all things considered
