MCUbortions can only dream of having this much sovl
>>222510738Raimidrones can only dream of having a two 1 billy movies back to back.
>asks God to kills a photographer just for rightfully making you lose your job and dating someone who had coffee with you once
>sovl sovl sovl!!kys troon
>>222510738>my capeslop is better than your capeslop!grow up.
>>222510738
Brand Day will make more money than all 3 of these boomer films combined
>>222510738>see pic>see "bortions">presume there's an "a" at the beginning>"Yep, that tracks.">actually skim the full 9 words
>>222510738yup, just watched brand new goy and it pales in comparison to thisdunst > saardie stink
>>222513905true, but Sink was the villain. you have to compare dunst to zendaya which is even more depressing
>>222513970everyone already knows muttdaya is the worst of the 3 girlfriends compare ginger to ginger
Tobey Maguire Spiderman is a simp i prefer Chad Andrew Spiderman and Gwen Stacy not that whore Mary Jane from Tobey Universe
>>222513996remember when andrew garfield failed to save his girlfriend. people in my movie theater literally yelled 'this spiderman sucks"
>>222514040true, Tobey's is simpy, Hollands is the simpiest
>>222514040remember when he swang through the bridge, saying "im swinging here" and how retarded he acted the whole movie, and then he couldn't save gwyn from cracking her skull on the ground? ya, andrew garfield was almost like a parody of tobey spider man
>>222510822Not only is that comic accurate because Eddie is a very schizophrenic Christian, but it's actually an improvement because Peter actually did something bad directly to Eddie.
>>222510822He's just like me.
>>222510738Spider-Man 3 wasn't even that bad. Not great, but at least soulful
I don't get the adoration for 2. 1 is way better. 1 is probably the best capeshit ever made.
>>222514245They fucked up Venom so bad in that movie. He should be like the sony venom standalone movies.
even the posters are so fucking kino, makes me turn into a pledditor
>>222511948>No hereditary
>>222514353Spider-Man 2 was a great look into Peter Parker as a character and the questionwhat it means to be a hero. Is it his responsibility to bear this weight or is he just a guy that's sacrificing too much of his own personal life to do something he himself feels inadequate at.https://youtu.be/64Da_bTHOmc?is=CZF8ZBQSngfE2JHEFor me this scene is the heart of the movie, where he feels the instinctive need to save a little girl from a burning building all by himself, then hears the news that other people died. That's when he knew. And that's what I miss from these MCU movies, they all just feel too bombastic without heart
>>222515269so fucking good
>>222515269I tried watching Holland movies but they feel like a cheap imitation. Maybe I'm wearing rose tinted glasses but Raimi's Spider-Man is the definitive version imho and nothing has come close to it so far.I dislike that they made Holland Iron-Boy and even in the new one, he still has some Iron Man in him with the AI and HUD talking. The supporting cast mostly sucks and I can't accept Zendaya as MJ. I guess some people say you should treat them as an Ultimate universe but I just can't.
>>222510738>MCUbortions can only dream of having this much sovlCanonically part of the MCU, cuck.
