sell me this pen
>>222512435buy this pen and reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>222512435It isn't for sale because it has a lot of sentimental value to me.
>>222512435for only treeeeeeee fiddy!
>>222512435Buy my pen or i'll send you in a concentration camp.
>takes pen and puts it in my pocket then ignores you
>>222512435I know a <25 year old that wants to have sex with you, do you have a pen to write down her number?
>>222512542>releases them while they are still young enough to get married and have kids after having his fun with themsubtle moral move on his part
You can stick this pen up your bum
>>222512500Literally this.You can make more by auctioning it off on ebay as the pen that a famous scam artist gave you. It looked like a filmed lecture so there is video evidence of him giving it to you.
>>222512435You can stick this pen up your ass or a dick up your ass, those are the only choices.
>>222512435This pen makes anime waifus come to life
>>222512435If you don’t buy this pen u r gay
>>222512435you can use it to write a diary
>if you buy this pen then I won't say anything, I'll listen, and that's what no one else will do
>>222512860"it vibrates "
>>222512435Scarlett Johanson once used this pen to finger her twat. It still has her scent on it. Wanna take a whiff?
>>222512435Come on!
>>222515143Why is this my go-to answer too, only mine goes inside of Sophie Dee's anus?
>>222515219>Sophie Dee's anusPurely a man of true culture.
>>222512435>every time you click this pen, an indian dies
>>222512542That shape pisses me off
>>222512459ill take 5
>>222512435Smell this pen
>>222512435Why would you want to buy a pen?Then you have to keep track of it, you have to fill it with ink, AND you're stuck with only one model of pen.That's terrible.That's old fashioned grampa bullshit.What I'm offering you is UNLIMITED pens in ANY style with ANY color you could ever want.We ship the pens to you, you only keep the pens you like.For just $12.99 a month you can rock out with your pen, or trade up for the latest model!No one OWNS pens anymore.Pen services are where it's at.Let ME worry about all the pen stuff, and let YOU just look and write your best at all times.
>>222512435>If you buy this pen for $5, I'll give you $10 back
>>222512435>>222512459If you don't buy this pen I will kill you
you can write dubs with it
would you like to buy this pen?
>>222512435If you buy it, you get the matching Fornite skin.
nofuck you pal
>>222512435>>222512435I snap the pen and scream YOU CAN’T HAVE IT!Then I begin licking the ink from my fingers. When the security guards come and grab me, all I do is bare my ink-stained teeth at him in a final, savage grin as I am escorted out.Like it or not, I made an impact. The rest of you didn’t, because you kept yourself inside the box he made for you with his question.
Why don't you go ahead and write me your pen FUCK
>>222512435With a pen you can draw swastikas and cocks on your friends homework while his back is turned
